[Ureshii]_Detroit_Metal_City_-_Special_[VORBIS-][31CD07E1].srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Why did it end like this?
Where did I go wrong?
Go to DMC! Go to DMC! {put in the rest of these?}
It's been five years since I left home and came to Tokyo.
What I wanted to do...
wasn't this!
Get outta my way, you fat pig!
The next song is "Murder"!
Jyagi-sama, you rule!
Mister, are you all right?
I'm sorry for kicking you.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
Don't be a moron, Negishi.
He was hired for that purpose. {getting kicked and stuff}
Leave him.
I can't do that.
Why do we have to put an innocent person through all this?
Actually you were supposed to beat the hell out of him.
I'm fine, I'm an emo after all.
Oh, president!
So you came?
H-Hello!
Fuck you, bastard!
What the fuck was with today's concert?
You failed as an MC and your performance was half-assed!
I won't get wet from this!
I-Indeed.
He bailed out when we told him about the old fart.
B-But...
Jesus Christ!
You have to do it like this.
N-No way!
This is a private concert so you can use more violence!
I can't use my private life for DMC.
Well, privately, I hold a performance three times a week.
I keep it a secret from DMC that I hold live concerts by myself.
♪ My sweet, oh so sweet lover. ♪
When I finally mustered my courage and started singing at the station, no one stopped to listen.
Though I'm so popular with DMC...
But it's okay.
Like this, I play the music I like,
I'll slowly get some fans and quit DMC.
And one day, my song will be used for a Parco commercial.
♪ Parco! ♪
Of course, I'll be on the commercial.
All right, I'll do my best.
Eh, the next song is about an unrequited love...
Rape! Rape! {i left all the other rape rapes out let me know if we should keep them in lol}
Isn't this the song I made, "Rape That Bitch"?
This is a DMC cover band.
And they are the DMC fans I always see.
Why are they able to gather people while I, the original author, can't?
I-I won't lose!
♪ When we first met at that café... ♪
Rape her at the place you meet!
♪ I should have given you the letter I wrote after a million failures... ♪
Rape her fucking fast! Rape! Rape!
Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
Darn, I'm losing the feeling for the song.
And, I've never raped someone else before.
Hey, his song's been annoying us for quite a while, hasn't it?
No one gives a damn anyway.
Quit it already.
Who cares anyway?
You can tell that he's an untalented copycat just by looking at him.
He makes ear-piercing noise.
If he starts again, let's beat the shit out of him.
Dammit!
Who is the one making that ear-piercing noise?!
And treating me like a copycat...
I am the real one!
Rape! Rape!
Hey. I will show you the real way to "rape"!
It's K-K-K-Krauser-san!
It must be a fake!
Give me the guitar.
T-There it is...
Krauser-san's ten rapes in one second utterance!
He's the real deal.
A-Awesome! Our performance summoned the real one from the depths of the abyss.
Hello? Dude, it's awesome!
Come to the station right now!
A-Amazing!
The real one appeared!
People keep coming to listen to me.
It's a bit frustrating, but I'm on fire given a bigger audience.
He's ownin'!
Keep rockin'!
All right, this is a special!
I'll give you bastards "Grotesque"!
Hey, what are you people doing there?
Shit, the cops!
Move!
We received complaints!
Sh-Shit!
Hey, you. Your parents will be upset if they see you in this outfit.
A-Ah... Yeah...
I have to apologize.
Don't get in our way!
This is our sacred ground!
You dumb fuck!
Krauser-san killed his parents when he was a kid!
And he raped the fuck out of them afterwards.
What?!
Eh?!
What's he saying?
Both my parents are healthy, living in the country.
If I get arrested, they will cry in agony.
Hey! We will see Krauser-san's "Cop Killer"!
Cop killer?!
Cop killer?
Huh? Krauser-san's taking off the guitar.
He's kind of docile...
Come on, move aside.
Will he surrender?
What the hell is this "Cop Killer"?
I just want to apologize and go home.
People should stop spewing nonsense.
There it is!
That's the relentless guitar smash from the 48 "Cop Killer" moves!
He kicked his ass!
Krauser-san's laughing!
N-N-No!
Calm down!
Now he's raping the policewoman!
There it is! Public rape!
No! You're mistaken!
Hey!
You're under arrest for interfering with the authorities!
Krauser-san, run!
Go to DMC! Go to DMC!
The next day...
Did you read the newspaper?
The popular indy group "Detroit Metal City" flees after assaulting the police...
I saw it, Negishi!
This was the first time that I got wet while reading the newspaper.
Fuck!
This is the "real legend" I wanted the DMC to become.
Good work, president.
Seems like he understood what I told him yesterday.
Huh? Where's Negishi?
D-Dunno.
He still hasn't come, and I can't reach him on his cell phone.
At that time, Krauser the 2nd, who was torn asunder by feelings of guilt...
Mom, how is Dad doing?
He's fine.
No, well I was just thinking we should all go to Beppu during my next break.
Beppu is a famous place for its hot springs.
Well...
He was talking with the parents he'd supposedly killed when he was young.
Demon King!
I want all the bitches! Rape everything!
The next song is "Grotesque," which was released today!
There it is!
Teeth guitar!
I'm grateful to music.
Because if I hadn't become a musician, I'd have become a bizarre murderer instead.
Krauser the 2nd.
The CD was delivered today before the live concert.
Check this out, Negishi.
This seems to sell pretty well.
With this, we're in the majors for good.
This jacket is awful.
Idiot. The impact is essential.
And this comment... I didn't say a single word of it.
Hey, Nishida, go and buy it, too.
I'd like a second helping of breasts.
Our norm is twenty CDs per person.
I have some business so I have to go.
My mouth hurts from playing the guitar with my teeth.
Today I decided to check out CDs.
Let's see... first, Kahimi Karie.
Truthfully, I want to release a CD like that.
Huh?
Negishi-kun, right?
A-Aikawa-san.
It's been a while.
Since graduation, to be exact.
So you still like Kahimi.
Y-Yeah.
Say do you still play?
Yeah.
Aikawa Yuri-chan.
We were in the same class at the university,
and got closer because we had the same hobby, music.
She was the first person to hear my songs.
Our relationship never went further, though.
You're good at playing guitar. You can become a professional.
Thanks to her words, I felt I could become a professional.
I'm working for a magazine now.
For the magazine "Amoure Amour," which writes about lifestyle and music.
Ah, I read this every month!
I love the column, "The Music to Listen To in Cafés."
Really? I write that column.
Amazing. What a coincidence...
It's been two years, and our hobbies haven't changed.
Could it be that we're destined to be together?
Hey, do you remember the song you sang to me before you graduated?
Rape every fucking woman!
♪ Sell those bitches to the Demon King. ♪
This is the song by DMC.
I wrote and composed this song, "Demon King."
...and it's about world peace...
All people are like flowers~
All people are like flowers~All human scum are just a mass of flesh.
In order to grow and beautifully blossom,
let's give them water with a smile~
Let's kill each other with jealousy and hate.
In the cradle of their parents,
Fucking murder the old geezers!
let's give the children big dreams
and make them see the beautiful world.
And use all the brats as slaves!
S-So you remembered it.
It's kind of noisy here, though.
I really liked this song.
Aikawa-san likes my old songs.
But she must be grossed out by my recent songs.
Oh right, our CD went on sale today.
If Aikawa-san found out that I'm in that band,
and on top of that, that I'm the one on that jacket, I wonder what she'd say...
This band plays here all the time...
They're the worst, aren't they?
Look, he's entranced just by listening to a sample.
The bass line owns!
Grotesque!
I just can't bring myself to like metal music.
Y-Yeah.
Rumor has it that the members of this band are drug addicts and rapists.
Oh...
I haven't even smoked once, and I'm a virgin.
And that guy who calls himself Krauser...
I heard he killed his parents in his childhood and escaped from prison to found this band.
I even sent carnations this Mother's Day to my mom.
Guess that's the image of DMC society has.
But I want to tell Aikawa-san the truth.
Could it be that you like this band?
Of course not!
I only listen to Swedish pop.
I don't care about this gross band.
Thank heavens.
Look at this jacket.
He wears heavy make-up and wrote "murder" on his forehead.
What a complete moron.
The president of this company must have horrible taste.
This whole thing stinks. I'll get rid of this immediately.
Hey, Negishi-kun.
Hey, you asshats, you aren't making fun of DMC, are you?
Oh, the people who come to the concerts.
You fucker!
Are you looking down on Krauser-san?!
Hey!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
The song I wrote myself is digging my grave.
And I can't say that I'm Krauser.
At this rate, he'll beat the shit out of me.
Krauser-san is really good at playing guitar.
As I play guitar too, I respect him.
Is that true, fucker?
Then show me Krauser-san's guitar play.
I don't have a guitar at the moment...
With an air guitar, idiot!
Pretend holding a guitar!
I-I-I can't do that!
That was a really bad move on my part...
I'm gonna fucking dissect you punks!
I have to do something. I have to protect Aikawa-san.
Like this?
Nice going.
Krauser style!
Keep goin'!
Play "Grotesque"!
Wow! That's Krauser-san's "teeth guitar"!
It's as if Krauser-san were here!
Aikawa-san, I'll...
I'll protect you!
I can see the image of the DMC members!
Me too!
Krauser-san!
Jyagi-sama!
Kamyu!
Grotesque! Yeah! Grotesque! Yeah!
On the day of graduation...
Will we ever meet again?
Well...
The words I couldn't say to Aikawa-san that day...
There it is! Guitar behind head!
See you.
A-Ah, yeah, see you.
I've been regretting that day ever since.
Now...
Now I can tell her!
Aikawa-san!
I'll rape you fucking bitch!
Negishi-kun, you're terrible!
Rats! For a moment, I became Krauser...
I wasn't planning to rape you in the café after a chat...
N-N-N-No...
Jerk!
Whoa! It's a dive!
He's on fire!
You fucking own dude!
DMC! DMC! DMC!
Let go!
Jerk! Jerk!
DMC! DMC!
DMC.