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Finally we're back at the dorm.

The stuff in my room has been moved two millimeters.

What's with this room?

Here too!

M-My dear Betty number two!

Only he would sneak into my room and do something like this!

What the hell, Shito!?

Shito... you... could it be...

you're free right now? Then let's go play UMO.

No!

Let's play UMO. Come on, it's fine...

Come on, let's hang out together. Aren't we friends?

When the hell did I ever become friends with you!?

Wh-Where are you going? Take me along too!

It's a private affair. If you follow me, I'll kill you!

What the hell? We're supposedly destined to collaborate with each other.

He's acting all high and mighty. If he comes back later, I won't let him join the game.

Right, Michiru?

Why am I suddenly a part of this?

It's fine, isn't it? Aren't we friends, Gopher?

Geez...

Hey!

Chika-kun!

I missed you!

I missed you so much, Chika-kun!

Let go!

You must've been so lonely without me, Kojika-chan.

Have you been crying at night?

There's smoke coming from their cheeks?

It's frictional heat!

Stop it! You're so gross, you shitty old man!

Huh!? Your father!?

That's right.

I'm Chika-kun's "daddy", that is, his father.

My name is Akatsuki Yuuri. Nice to meet you, young lady.

Please call me Yuu-kun.

Is this really his father?

This young looking foreign man?

Stop it! Let go!

Father, Brother, you're too noisy.

"Bro-?"

Momoka! What the heck!?

You came along too?

You've grown so big, you rascal.

I can't see. You're in the way, Brother.

"Brother?" That's his little sister?

Well, Chika-kun just doesn't come home at all.

So we secretly decided to drop in suddenly and surprise him.

This is for you. A traditional doll from Japan.

I don't need it!

I made some tea.

Oh, thanks so much.

Not at all.

Michiru-chan, was it?

Are you Chika-kun's wife?

Of course not!

She's just my four-eyed gopher.

I thought we were friends...

I'm so glad. If you were indeed his wife,

then I would have to carry out the ancient Japanese custom of bullying the new wife.

Hey, Momoka, you're going to school every day, right?

Yeah.

If you're ever bullied, just tell me. I'll beat them into a pile of sand!

Yeah.

Hey, you wanna get something to eat? How about ice cream? Ice cream!

What is it?

Geez, I just typed "ice cream" by mistake. Brother, be quiet.

"Be quiet?" Come on.

Hey, Michiru, she's really cute, right? It's weird for me to say, but still.

ED Note- Japanese people usually do not express pride in their, or their relatives', good qualities.

Yes. Cute like a doll.

Isn't she? I'm sure she'll become really pretty when she grows up.

I even tried to sign her up for auditions several times, but she...

Too annoying.

...keeps saying that!

Nice to meet you, Momoka-chan.

Brother, isn't this a high school dorm? Why is this middle schooler here?

Middle-!?

Um, I'm actually Chika-kun's classmate, you know.

Classmate...

Why don't you quit playing with that cell phone and chat with your brother, Momoka?

I'm busy now.

Come on, you can send that message later.

Ah, how cute, you two rascals!

Let go!

Aw, geez... I typed the wrong letter again.

What is the meaning of this?

Even if it's just for a few days, how could you up and disappear like that without any notice?

Lao Ye was very angry too, Shito-Shao Ye.

TL Note- Lao Ye means "Old Master", Shao Ye means "Young Master".

I told you to stop calling me that.

You seem to be in a rather bad mood. Then can I call you Shito-sama in the Japanese way?

I don't care.

Then, Shito-sama, what are you so cranky about?

Don't mess around in my room.

Oh my, why would you think it was me?

Only you would do such low-class and tasteless things. You degenerate...

I'm so happy to see our love is mutual. You know me so well.

Is that worn out and dirty place so important to you?

Not really.

It seems that lately you've been hanging out and having a lot of fun with the folks at Zombie Loan.

Do you pretend to be friends with them, too?

Hey now, look at me.

Now listen. That is all just an illusion. Just a misunderstanding.

Friendship, comradery... These things don't exist in your world.

You're just like these tropical fish. Kept and let to live.

You will be lonely until you die. And lonely after you die.

You are not precious to even a single person...

Just make sure you don't forget that fact.

I mean, after all, you're a real monster.

I love seeing your defiant eyes!

Well then, it's time for some monster training.

Get down on your knees, Shito-sama.

A family, huh?

Michiru-chan.

Ah, Koyomi-san.

They're really cheerful, aren't they?

That's Chika-kun's family.

He's being kissed. They seem to get along really well.

So nice...

It is nice, isn't it?

Yeah.

See ya. Don't ever come again, old man.

Ah, Momoka, come again! Come soon!

Chika-kun, don't forget to pee before you go to bed.

Bye bye, Brother.

That guy...

He always gets away with this!

Hey!

Go away.

You don't look so good.

It doesn't concern you.

Oh yeah? Don't tell me you...

managed to upset your stomach even though you're a zombie.

As if that's even possible, idiot.

That's why you always...

That's enough.

I'm tired.

What are you doing?

Well, I just thought you're putting on a weird face.

I run into people like you every now and then; people that never want to show their weaknesses.

That hurts!

I'd forgotten to hit you.

You bastard! What's with punching me out of nowhere!?

It seems it doesn't feel right unless it's spur of the moment.

I'll kill you!

Just try, you piece of trash. Leaf beetle!

Shut up, you choroge!

TL Note- Choroge refers to hair antennae. Chika's referring to the two on Shito's head.

Wait just a moment, you two!

Bekkou-san is calling you.

He says he'll treat us to dinner tonight.

You'll miss out on the sushi if you don't hurry!

There's no way that stingy bastard would buy us dinner.

He says it's a special treat from Otsu-san.

Now it makes sense.

All right! Let's go eat!

Yeah!

Shito, you're coming too!

No, I'm good.

You idiot. You're one of us too.

Plus, it's free food! Free food!

A light-hearted episode...

to cure a "despairing heart".

Free fansub. Not for sale or eBay.

#AnimeYoshi @ irc.rizon.net

Shito-kun, I brought your laundry.

Oh, it's open.

No choice, I'll just leave the towels here.

I'm coming in!

It's a comb.

Such fine craftwork.

I wonder if it's Shito-kun's. But it looks like a girl's comb.

And with this, I have received your signature.

The contract is now in effect.

Is it legible? My handwriting is pretty bad.

This is just a formality, so please don't worry about that.

More importantly, our committee is looking forward to the rapid progress of your research.

Now I'm getting nervous.

Let me pour some tea for you. I made some delicious barley tea.

Thank you so much.

Well then, a toast to you. Congratulations.

You have now inevitably achieved eternal youth, Doctor.

One, two, three, four... No good.

There aren't enough zeroes no matter how many times I recount.

Shit! We won't be able to pay anything this month!

In that case, why don't you join me, Chika-kun?

What?

I'm doing a side job, "pearl craft".

We can sell each one for ten yen.

Each for ten yen?

Yeah. We already have enough to make five hundred-seventy yen here.

"A long journey starts with one step." "Dust can pile up to make..."

ED Note- Michiru is quoting old Japanese proverbs, which are meant to edify, and encourage a person to accomplish something great by doing many small deeds.

Just a mountain of dust!

What are you doing? My five hundred-seventy yen!

I don't need a mountain that'll fly away when someone sneezes!

I need paper bills! Give me bills!

It's like he's ready to die for money.

Well he's actually dead, too.

Hey Yuuta, can't you find a zombie with a nice fat bounty?

I'm looking it up now.

How about just searching in the city?

Sure, hold on.

Oh yeah, Shito-kun, I was in your room just now and...

Oh, there it is.

A thirty-four year old adult male zombie.

Three million...

Three million!

This was just posted, so it'll probably go up even more.

A lot of people are reading it too. We should hurry if we want to get this one.

What do you wanna do? We can get more detailed info if we pay the fee.

Nah, we don't need to. After all, we have "super four-eyes" with us here.

What?

Now that we've decided to undertake this, we'll wrap it up in a jiffy and make a bunch of money!

Let's go, my young brothers!

Who're you calling your "younger brother"?

I think I'd rather do the side job...

Nonsense!

Take it easy! Call me when you're about to die!

Illegally contracted zombies are all around nowadays.

In both this world and the other world they are starting to run rampant.

The higher-ups have become serious.

But it's still a time of profit for us.

Amazing!

Amazing, amazing!

He's still conscious after all the incisions.

With this, we can get as many fresh parts as we want.

It makes all the trouble we've been going through seem pointless.

So lively. Even the color of the blood is richer.

Yes, this is wonderful.

That woman told me that she knew of a way to easily resurrect humans,

so I became a zombie to try it out.

This guy's still alive!

Well, he's a zombie.

Since I'm a zombie, people that I kill also become zombies by inheritance.

Interesting isn't it?

You agree as well... right, kids?

As I thought, you don't understand do you?

I should've used better parts...

I'll replace it with better stuff for you sometime.

Now that I can get fresh corpses any time, I can make splendid golems.

At that time, I will attain the true meaning of life.

But, before I can do that, I still need one more thing.

Ah, I already got what I wanted, so I don't need that any more.

Throw it out for me.

You see any black rings?

No...

This place isn't any good, either. Let's check out the next spot.

I wonder what's wrong.

I feel like my sight has been more strained lately.

Take this.

Blueberry gum.

Anthocyanin found in blueberry helps restore strained eyes.

Those eyes are crucial to our business, so you must take good care of them.

Understood, Kita-san?

Yes.

You must move your jaw well when you're chewing it, Kita-san.

Hey Shito.

What is it?

Why is it, that you always call people by their last name?

Is there something wrong with that?

Not really. It's just kinda cumbersome.

Rather than "Akatsuki", like your name "Shito," it would be easier to use my first name, you'd think.

Your first name... Was it Tarou?

I'm amazed you can say that with a straight face, bastard...

No, -maru. Taroumaru.

There's no "maru" in my name!

What the hell kind of a name is "Akatsuki Taroumaru"? You think I'm a fisherman?

It's Chika! Chika!

It just doesn't feel right at all. You talk to us informally, but you still use "-san".

Her name is Michiru! Or Gopher!

Excuse me...

I'm Chika, and you're Shito! Got that?

We happen to be doing the same job, but we're also friends, you know.

Who is?

Just be quiet and say it! Chika-sama and Gopher four-eyes.

That's okay. In that case, I think I'd rather be called Kita-san.

Chi...

Nah, this is pointless. A name is nothing but a label. Let's go, moron.

You bastard! "Moron" and "Chika" are both two syllables, you know!

Okay, so "moron" should be good enough, right?

Ah, oh yeah. Shito-kun.

I meant to give this to you earlier.

Sorry, I picked this up and brought it along by mistake. It's yours, right?

Wow, so ladylike of you, Shito.

Do you brush up the etchings on this before you sleep, too?

You! Where did you find this?

It was in your room when I brought your laundry...

You went in my room without asking me?

A dog would be more intelligent about respecting other's territory.

Never do anything like this again.

You scum.

Next time, I'll kill you.

I'm sorry...

Hey!

You didn't have to go that far.

She's been apologizing from the start.

I'm way too disgusted to simply listen to you without saying anything.

How dare you make her cry, getting all pissed off about trivial little things.

Shut up, you trash. Get lost.

Eh!? What was that?

I'm in an extremely bad mood right now. If you don't want to die, then get out of my sight.

If that's how you want it. Then I'll just crush your damn head.

You two, please stop!

I'll kill you. I swear I'll kill you.

Oh? Bring it on, you bastard.

What?

You're nasty. What's so important about a comb or two, huh?

It's like the gentleman in you has completely rotted away.

You make me sick.

Stop it! Chika-kun! Shito-kun!

Hey! Where are you going?

Are you pretending to be my friend again?

Just cut it out.

Of course not, you retard. You're not my friend or anything.

Go somewhere and die.

Nice, good work.

With this, all the actors have gathered.

Things have started becoming troublesome.

I wonder where Shito-sama is right now.

We can't count on the folks at Zombie Loan, so we'll make a move on our own.

Next time, Living Corpse.

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