[HorribleSubs] YUYUSHIKI - 02.ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Okay, volcanoes... what about volcanoes?
Volcanoes are just wonderful to be around... because, you know...
They're so... magma-nimous.
...just kidding.
There she goes, "just kidding."
Do you have to sound so embarrassed?
Yeah... the "just kidding" just slipped out.
What? Just kidding just slipped out?
Yeah, just kidding just slipped out.
So, just kidding just slipped out.
Just kidding just slipped out.
Just kidding just slipped out!
Just kidding just slipped out!
Just kidding just slipped out!
Just kidding just slipped out! Just kidding just slipped out!
Wow. I've never heard such an infectious phrase before.
It felt kind of good.
The rhythm...
Let's relax for a minute. We got weirdly hyper there.
Just kidding just slipped out!
Just kidding just slipped out!
Just kidding just slipped out!
Just kidding just slipped out!
Just kidding just slipped out!
Just kidding just slipped out!
Episode 2 The Data Processing Club
Good work today.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Boobs!
Where'd that suddenly come from?
That's my line. What are you talking about?
I'm saying... boobs!
Hey, at least let me finish.
Right, sorry. Go ahead.
What about your boobs? Are they shrinking?
What?!
They're almost gone. And they were so small to begin with...
Hey, here's a question...
How do women with big breasts get that way?
I don't get it.
I don't know, either.
Yeah, I dunno.
I've heard dairy, meat, and soy products help them develop.
Yeah.
But I love things like milk and yogurt.
So do I. I like fish, too.
And I really love things like tofu and natto.
I think everyone loves those things.
Nope... I just don't get it.
I just don't know, either.
Yeah, a total mystery.
Mom's are big, though.
True.
That's Mom for you.
What kind of power is that?
Don't call it power.
How did she get them, though?
I dunno...
Anyway, I don't think we'll ever figure this out on our own.
Oh! Hey, Yui-chan! Look above you!
What?! What is it?! A bug?!
Yah!
You really put your weight into that punch!
I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry.
Prepare for eternal rest.
Wait a minute!
I hear that when someone is punched,
it hurts the puncher just as much!
Ow!
Make a fist.
Hey...
Ow! The "puncher hurts, too" rule means I'm getting double pain here!
Never touch me, idiot.
Okay. I won't.
Not for a while, at least.
What about me?
No! If you want to touch someone, touch Mom.
Oh, maybe from behind?
I bet she wouldn't get mad that way.
I don't think she'd get mad either way.
Then I'll go in from the front. What about you, Yui-chan?
No, I'm good, thanks.
No need to be shy.
Why not ask her? Let Mom indulge you.
Who the hell are you?
Ai-chan's are big, too.
You mean... Aikawa-san's?
Look, do what you want with Mom, to a point,
but don't be weird around Aikawa-san, okay?
Huh?
What's that about?
It's okay if it's Mom...
No, it's just... I think Aikawa-san has a hard time with you guys.
That's silly!
I'm serious!
I think I'd have an easy time with Ai-chan!
What is that supposed to mean?
I want her to be my little sister!
What are you talking about?
Hey, Yui-chan, be my little sister!
Your big sisters will indulge you!
She's taken a liking to that phrase.
Don't touch me! We're talking about Aikawa-san!
She really has a hard time with us?
Yeah, I think so.
Did that shock them?
Aikawa-san talks to me a lot when it's just me,
but she always runs off when you guys show up.
I think she's afraid you're gonna do something to her.
How are we doing, girls? I thought I'd check on you.
Welcome back, Mom!
Hey, Mom, come stand over here!
What is it? Here?
But now that she's right in front of me...
I can't bring myself to do it.
Ichii-san, what's going on?
I'm really sorry.
I considered groping you, but I opted against it!
I-I see... Well, I do appreciate your honesty.
Mom...
May I cling to you tightly?
Y-Yes... you may... but are you sure?
Why does being indulged by a teacher feel so embarrassing?
I couldn't go through with it.
I know just how you feel.
Hmm... What to do?
I'm sorry. They just envy your bust size, Sensei.
Oh, is that all?
Don't worry.
Mine started to get bigger when I was in high school, too.
Oh!
I see. Mom has given us hope!
Yay! We still have time!
Good luck!
Well, I'm heading back to the faculty room.
I was never as small as them, of course.
What will today's theme be?
Dogs!
This is a "Cavalier King Charles Spaniel."
So long!
It's so cute!
Loves to eat. Gains weight easily.
Wow...
A long name and he gets fat easily... He's got a lot of problems.
That's true...
But it says they're a very well-mannered breed.
I see. He's doing his best.
This is a "Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever."
That's even longer!
So cute!
They have this sad expression... But they always want to be working.
He works with that sad expression?
It really tugs at the heartstrings.
Apparently, it sheds a lot in some seasons.
Must be stress, huh?
Wasn't there a movie called Ten Commandments for Dog Owners?
Ah... I remember that! The fourth commandment!
Right to the fourth?
"Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment."
"You have your work, entertainment, and friends...
but I only have you..."
Why are you repeating it to yourself?
The first dogs in space were Dezik and Tsygan.
The USSR sent them in 1951.
Then, in March 1961, the space dog Zvyozdochka, named by Gagarin!
Zvyozdochka?!
Yukari-chan! Three times fast!
Zuvozidochka! Zubozihochika! Zuboshihosuka!
Hey! It's Ai-chan!
I guess the committee meeting finished.
Being the chairman must be tough.
Yeah...
Yui-chan, try talking to her alone.
We wanna see how you do it!
Huh?
I guess it was a bit of a shock.
Aikawa-san.
Oh, Ichii-san. Are you alone?
Wow, she even asked.
Yeah. Is the committee meeting over?
Yes, it ended early today.
I mean, actually, I still have more to do.
See you later, Ichii-san!
Huh? Sure, tomorrow...
Ai-chan!
Let us touch your breasts!
What?
I told you not to do that!
I don't know if they're playing tough, or just stupid.
Hm?
Dog summary: 1961 USSR Zuboshihosuka
Could I ask you something?
Oh, sure!
What's a Zuboshihosuka?
Yuyushiki!
Hey! These are great!
Try some! Melon chocolates! They're delicious!
Are you sure?
Though I know they're good 'cause I've had them before.
What?! Then you can't have any! Give it back!
Sorry, not possible.
You really can be cruel.
She's sulking!
I'm really sorry. It was really good!
Now, apologize in Koshinaka-san style!
S-So sorry!
You're clearly not sorry at all.
Wh-What should I do?
Oh... I know.
Here, I did some doodles in class! Look at this cute little guy!
What is this disturbing creature?
Huh? It's cute! It's my masterpiece!
I don't know... It's just scary somehow.
It is really pretty scary.
Don't work too hard, now.
Sunagimo Umataro
It is really pretty scary.
Stare...
Wow, what a shocking revelation!
Hey, Yukari, I found something amazing on this video site!
Really? That's nice.
This means...
She's still pretty pissed...
Hey, Yukari-san...
Won't you come and look at it?
I'm really sorry, Yukari-chan...
I want to see... I want to see it, but I don't...
I love you, Yukari-chan...
Yukari... I love you, too...
I know.
I love you, too.
Stop being so cute...
Welcome back, Mom!
Stop that, now.
I'm back.
Is it really okay to leave us on our own like this?
Well, the Data Processing Club would be suspended
due to lack of members otherwise, so I think it's just fine.
Anyway, I'm sorry the club room is so small.
It's okay. Actually, the bigger problem is that there's only two computers.
There used to be another one, but it's at my house right now...
Hmm... I'm sure you'd like to have one more...
Is she all right?
She's not gonna give it back?
Ah... Sensei, are you sure we don't need more regular supervision?
You're not worried?
It's fine, you don't need me hovering over you.
You guys won't do anything you shouldn't.
When you put it that way...
We could never do anything bad.
Huh? Maybe they... do need supervision?
Come to think of it, Sensei said we should pick a president.
We are technically a club, after all.
What should we do?
Hmm, good question...
Hello! Good morning!
So hot...
What are you...
You're so cute in your summer uniform!
Okay...
So hot... Huh?!
Yukari! Get her off me!
Yui-chan, so cute!
Why?!
You're so cute in your summer uniform!
Damn it! The heat has just made you more idiotic!
Okay, guys! Calm down or die, it's up to you!
We're calming down! Yes, ma'am!
I think calming down is a good idea.
Good.
Can't... take it...
I'm gonna buy some ice cream from the convenience store.
Now? Homeroom's starting, though.
Take care of yourself!
Yes, every convenience store visit is a life or death struggle.
As if! What the hell?!
The heat must be getting to me...
Oh! There she goes!
Yuzuko! Hurry!
There's a cat by the gate!
Oh no...
I figured! She went after it!
The store is the other way!
The heat must be getting to her...
I... I have returned...
Welcome back.
The store was devilishly cool.
"Devilishly"?
Where's your ice cream?
I don't have time to eat it now,
so I put it in the freezer in the nurse's office.
Are you sure it'll be okay?
I left a note so that no one would eat it.
A note?
Danger! Highly toxic!
In the nurse's office?
Hey, Yui-chan, I have a favor to ask.
What is it?
Let's say I shrunk down to the size of a thumb...
Would you let me live in your pigtail?
The heat's gone to her head...
I don't mind, but it's not gonna happen.
What?
"What," what?
I don't care if it will happen or not... I just want to do it!
I see... Guess I can't help that.
How much do you want to do it?
Hmm... 80%, I think.
Really? Not 100%?
The remaining 20%...
just feels bad for imposing.
How considerate!
So, hey, what would you do if you became huge?
That would be awful!
Huh?
That's right! It would be awful!
Wouldn't it be awful being tiny, too?
There's a Japan Ice Cream Association!
Really?!
How might one join such a supremely fascinating organization?!
I so wanna join!
I don't really know...
Maybe you have to eat ice cream 365 days a year?
That bar is too high!
Lower the bar!
Then maybe 36 times?
Now the bar's too low!
You need to be more selective, or the organization suffers!
D-Don't take it so seriously!
This is affogato, an ice cream with a British drink poured on it.
Wow, it looks good!
Yui-chan, affoga...
I think I know what you're going to say, but okay.
What is that?
A-fool-guard-o.
I knew it!
Hmph! I do better on my tests than you, anyway!
Yuzu-chan gets very good grades.
Gosh, I'm blushing!
I don't get it.
But I know you got a 31% on a test in one subject.
What?! Well, that was just...
When you say "31," I think of ice cream.
The conversation went full-circle!
Yay!
Data Processing Club
In America, anything with higher than 6% butterfat
and 2.7% protein is called "mellorine."
So it's sort of like lacto-ice?
In Turkey, they make a chewy ice cream called dondurma.
Oh, I know that.
Weird names. You wouldn't even think it's ice cream!
Mellorine!
DONDURMA!
That's just how you're saying it!
Mellorine!
Yes, yes, it's all very cute.
MELLORIIIINE!
Dondurmaaa?
It's all in how you say it, Yui-chan.
And in who says it!
It doesn't sound cute at all when I say it!
That's not true! You're very cute, Yuzu-chan.
Am I really?
Yes, very cute.
Am I really?
Yeah! You're second-cutest after Yui-chan.
Second after Yui-chan, huh?
Now this is unusual.
Okay! Let's go get ice cream!
Again?
Let's go!
You're not doing the day's summary?
No! I have to!
This is important.
I almost forgot.
You get serious about the weirdest things.
The summary is kinda random.
Well, it's pretty accurate, so I don't mind.
But it really was hot today!
I'm so glad we changed uniforms!
I said it's ice cream time!
Hot days demand ice cream! Let's get ice cream! Ice cream!
Don't run in the halls!
Ice creeeam!
Cool and delicious. The name: ice cream. Mellorine ≒ Dondurma
Cool and delicious. The name: ice cream. Mellorine ≒ Dondurma
I've heard even dogs can lie to their masters.
Dumb dogs are the cutest!
So cute! I want a dog job!
Next Episode
It's Summer Vacation!
First time I've ever heard that term.