You Can't Win 'Em All

You Can't Win 'Em All
Theatrical release poster by Frank McCarthy
Directed by	Peter Collinson
Written by	Leo V. Gordon
Produced by	Gene Corman
Starring	Tony Curtis Charles Bronson Michèle Mercier Patrick Magee
Cinematography	Kenneth Higgins, B.S.C.
Edited by	Raymond Poulton G.B.F.E.
Music by	Bert Kaempfert
Production company	S.R.O. Company Inc.
Distributed by	Columbia Pictures
Release date	24 July 1970
Running time	100 minutes
Countries	United Kingdom United States
Language	English

You Can't Win 'Em All is a 1970 British-American war film, written by Leo Gordon (also an actor who appears in the film) and directed by Peter Collinson. It stars Tony Curtis, Charles Bronson and Michèle Mercier.

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Plot

The setting is the time of the Greco-Turkish War (1919–1922), and the end of the Ottoman Empire. Two American soldiers of fortune – Adam and Josh – team up in 1922 Turkey with separate missions. Josh is interested in profiting from the turmoil prevailing as the Ottoman Empire collapses. Adam, the surviving heir to a shipping company, hopes to reclaim a ship seized by the Germans during World War I and interned in a Turkish port. Before they can achieve their goals, they are captured by the forces of Osman Bey, an Ottoman governor. Osman Bey is impressed by the Americans' firepower – which includes Thompson submachine guns – and enlists them in a mission to escort his daughters, seemingly to Mecca, but really to Cairo. Because of the war, Turkish ports are blockaded by the British. Knowing that an American ship is not subject to the blockade, Adam suggests using the one held by the Turks, once they have returned it to him.

With Osman Bey's consent, the group sets off for the coast with Osman Bey's daughters, and also their guardian, the beautiful and formidable Aila. Along the way, they must contend with the dangers of the terrain, the war, the machinations of Osman Bey's opportunistic Colonel and also each other's greed. They also begin to realize that the Bey wasn't open with them about the real object of their mission, to safeguard a priceless treasure from the empire's enemies.

Cast

Tony Curtis as Adam Dyer
Charles Bronson as Josh Corey
Michèle Mercier as Aila
co-starring Patrick Magee as The General (based on Kemal Atatürk)
and introducing Fikret Hakan as Colonel Elçi
with Grégoire Aslan as Osman Bey
Leo Gordon as Bolek
John Alderson as American Army Major
Tony Bonner as Reese
Horst Janson as Wollen
John Acheson as Davis
Howard Goorney
and Salih Güney as Captain Enver
Yüksel Gözen as Papadopoulos
Erol Keskin
Ken Buckle
Gonia Halil as Madam
Terry York
Mümtaz Alpaslan
Manny Michael

Uncredited (in order of appearance)
Nosher Powell	Horse rider
Paul Stassino	Gunner major
Reed De Rouen	U.S. Navy CPO

Uncredited voice actors:

Production

The film was originally known as Dubious Patriots.^[1]

"The country, the people, were fabulous", said Tony Curtis shortly after filming ended. "The thing that did us in was the very shoddy British production set up. They promised certain things on location and didn't provide them. There were inadequate sanitary conditions: people got sick. The director, Peter Collinson? I have no comment about Mr Collinson. Some day I'll tell you about him."^[2]

Aircraft sequences were flown and coordinated by Charles Boddington and Lewis Benjamin.^[3] The aircraft were owned by ex-RCAF pilot Lynn Garrison who shipped several of his S.E.5 replicas from Ireland to Turkey for the production. They were previously featured in The Blue Max and Darling Lili and would go on to star in Von Richthofen and Brown, Zeppelin, The Great Waldo Pepper, and numerous TV commercials.^[4]