[HorribleSubs] Wandering Son - 03.ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Thank you very much!
I'm exhausted.
Bring the balls over here!
Great practice!
Yes, well done.
What's first period?
Math.
You've been slacking off lately.
Sorry.
Takatsuki!
Yes?
Starting tomorrow, you'd better wear a bra!
Like, wow.
I've never seen anyone look so shocked.
Isn't she laying it on a little thick?
She makes it seem like it's the end of the world.
And then there's that one.
What's so funny?
Romeo and Juliet
Now, I know it's early to ask,
but is there anything you'd like to do for the cultural festival?
Oh, the cultural festival?
I wanna do a cafe!
A haunted house!
Let's go with something easy!
Nice and easy!
A maid café.
Yes, Chiba?
I think we should do a genderbender play.
Genderbender?
The boys play the girls' roles and the girls play the boys' roles.
That's what it means.
Saorin?
Sarashina would be perfect for that.
She did wear boy's uniform on the first day of school.
All right, let's take a vote.
Cultural Festival Cafe Haunted House Maid Cafe Genderbender Play
Looks like our class will be performing a play.
If you're interested in writing the script,
I'll need you to turn in a brief synopsis.
Awesome!
This sounds fun!
Right?
We should go all-out!
Bind our chests and everything!
How about you guys?
Nervous to dress up as girls?
Uh...
P-Plenty, yeah...
Chiba will probably look super cool as a boy!
You'll look really cute dressed up as a boy.
Huh?!
If I did that, I'd look exactly like my little brother!
What the heck!
She just ignored you!
That's not true.
You'll be fine.
She ignored me too!
Chi, we shouldn't bother walking home with someone like her.
You're right.
I hate your guts.
And I don't care for you, either.
We just happened to be walking home together,
but it appears everyone feels the same way.
From now on, we should go our separate ways.
Good-bye.
She left...
She totally speaks her mind.
Chi loves people like her.
Why are you always attracted to weirdos?
I love you too, Momo.
I'm not weird like her!
Is this it?
Ooh, this picture's great too!
Maiko's so adorable!
Seriously, she's too cute!
I love Maiko!
Are you going to do your job?
But...
You're supposed to turn that off during shoots.
Sorry...
I-I'm sorry!
I need to make a phone call!
Is she serious about this job?
Ah...
What?
Um, promise that you won't get mad?
If you're not going to try, why don't you quit?
See?
See, see, see?
Why did you tell her?
She was gonna find out eventually...
A boyfriend is one thing,
But planning to meet up with him after the shoot?
I-It's not that I'm not serious about this job...
But...
I'm not sure how I should handle this.
Isn't that what friends are for?
I'm pretty sure that's what friends are for.
To be honest, I wanted to ask you.
But I thought it'd sound like I was bragging.
So why did you tell Tamaki-
Because! Because!
She got a boyfriend before me, you know!
You're not supposed to say that!
And I mean, you know...
You seem to hate boys.
So I just...
Nice knowing you.
Ah! I was kidding!
We're sorry!
How's it going, Shu?
I'm almost done.
Takatsuki
It's nothing important.
Just felt like calling.
You're such a good kid.
I'm so bad at that stuff.
Right.
Ah.
Say, about the play.
The genderbender play.
You should write it.
That's not true.
You write really well,
and you know how to come up with good stories.
You definitely have the talent.
It'll be fine.
Oh, sorry.
The bus is here.
Yeah, talk to you later.
Oh, pardon me.
Yes?
Isn't that yours?
Th-Thank you!
I have the talent...
Your light's too bright!
I'm beat from the shoot.
I saw on TV that you need total darkness to get proper sleep.
S-Sorry.
Geez...
I feel like crap.
Genderbender play...
Genderbender... Genderbender...
For instance...
One day, all of the men and the women in the world...
...switched places.
People would be worried.
Or not worried at all.
I already decided that we should just be friends.
You have a slight fever.
I've got the chills.
Oh, no. Not you too.
You don't have a fever, though.
Shu just stayed up all night!
I'm the one who's...
You can rest a bit longer and go late?
Quit babying him!
He can rest in the nurse's office!
Are you okay?
You feel sick, right?
I'll keep you out of the sun.
Thanks...
Nurse's Office
Okay, Nitorin.
I'll let the teacher know.
Thanks, Mako.
Get some sleep now.
U-Um, Nitori?
Takatsuki!
Good morning.
What's wrong?
Nothing serious.
What about you?
Nothing serious.
Excuse me!
Yes, yes.
What's wrong?
S-Someone twisted her ankle during morning practice.
Where?
The tennis court.
The tennis court.
Can you take me there?
Sure.
Say...
Huh?
Well, would you ever...
...want to wear a bra?
A bra? Huh?
Yeah, that was a weird question.
Sorry!
I don't want to wear a bra.
I wish I was flat like you. I'm jealous.
You shouldn't be.
I think you're...
What's wrong?
Well, I did a lot of thinking...
About the genderbender play.
Yay, you decided to write it.
Yeah.
Actually, just now I got the idea to write about girls who want to be boys, and boys who want to be girls.
Oh, that sounds interesting!
Um, so before I forget...
Right.
If you're feeling better, go back to your classrooms!
Y-Yes, ma'am!
Mmm.
That's a wonderful idea, Nitorin.
Nitori! Nitori!
There's a junior looking for you!
Uh, how's your sister doing?
She has a slight fever.
But it's not serious.
I see.
Can I drop by later to visit?
Oh, sure.
See ya.
Seya seemed a little sick.
Hmm...
Or maybe...
His voice is changing.
Ah...
Geez, you're so slow, Nitorin!
Sooner or later, we'll have to face that dreadful period of puberty where ours voices change too!
Are you sure about this?
It's practice for the play.
Besides, we don't know when we're going to lose our voices.
Once our Adam's apples grow and our voices lower, it'll be too late.
We need to record ourselves while we still can!
But we don't need to dress up like girls to do this.
That's only to justify our actions!
The point is that we're doing what we love!
Okay, okay.
Sorry.
Let's get changed.
Which one do you want?
Not that you were ever against the idea...
All right, I'll go first.
My name is Mako Ariga.
Like that.
Okay.
Your turn.
O-Okay.
Uh...
My name is...
That won't do.
Huh?
You need to get in the spirit.
Act more feminine.
And use your sister's name for now.
Okay...
My...
My name is Maho Nitori.
That was great, Nitorin!
Wonderful!
Who's Maho Nitori?
Ah, uh, so-sorry...
What are the two of you doing?
Don't you move, dumbasses!
Yes, ma'am!
We have a visitor!
Answer the door, four-eyes!
Don't move, answer the door...
Come on, Nitorin.
You stay here!
Nitorin!
Four-eyes!
Yeah, yeah.
All right then, I'm going to continue the act.
I am Makoto Ariga's little sister,
Mako Ariga!
What are you...
Stop that!
Just do as I say!
Ah, wait...
Tr-Trespasser!
Shut up!
Idiot!
What are you doing?!
You blushed after seeing Shu naked!
I'm disturbed by seeing you trying to undress your brother!
Go back to bed, stupid!
You saw me acting weird...
Just forget about it.
I brought some oranges.
I'll leave them here.
Bye.
It must be your fever making you act funny.
His voice sounded strange.
I kissed him yesterday...
Maybe he caught my cold...
One wanted to become a boy.
One wanted to become a girl.
One night, the two of them said a secret prayer in their secret place.
For the girl to become a boy.
And the boy to become a girl.
Hmm, I'm impressed to see two entries.
Not sure if it'll help, but why don't you read each other's?
Nitori's original story is probably better.
Chiba's modern take on Romeo and Juliet is a story people are familiar with,
and it's a lot more interesting.
Well, I think both are great!
Why don't we combine the strengths of both scripts into one?
Telling us to write a script together so nobody's feelings get hurt...
That stops working after grade school.
Y-Yeah...
It's a little uncomfortable...
I never said that.
Huh?
Mr. Saisho thinks that this is just a compromise.
But I refuse to leave it at that,
when we can create something wonderful.
We can do it, together!
Oh, he's cheating.
We're gonna tell the missus, Nitori!
Ooh, scary.
This isn't such a good place to talk.
Want to come to my house?
I won't do anything weird this time.
It sucks how volleyball and basketball still practice when it rains.
Yeah...
Where's Chiba?
Saorin isn't coming to practice today.
She doesn't seem to like volleyball very much.
Oh...
Er, what?
You're not wearing one.
Jerk!
Takatsuki!
Hey!
What about practice?
How's this?
Oh, and this?
I think it would look better on you.
Wanna try it on?
Uh...
Y-You promised...
Huh?
Not to do anything weird.
Right.
I lost control.
Sorry.
Ah, no.
I appreciate the thought.
But...
It would feel weird to dress up as a girl for this meeting...
S-So, Romeo is...
A boy who wants to be girl,
and Juliet is a girl who wants to be a boy.
How's that sound?
I should take notes.
Oh, me too.
Why am I Romeo?
Why am I Juliet?
After they meet, they go on dates in secret...
Huh?
Just like you and Takatsuki.
It's a perfect fit.
I want you to be Juliet.
As long as that happens, Takatsuki can be Romeo.
Never!
Huh?
I was a bit worried about working with Chiba,
but I'm starting to feel like it'll be okay.
A Romeo who wants to be a girl,
and a Juliet who wants to be a boy.
I can't wear this with my chest...
I can't...
Good morning.
G-Good morning.
Good morning.
Hey, check it out.
Ooh, bra lines!
Good morning!
Good morning, Takatsuki.
G-Good morning.
I'm late for morning practice.
Catch you later!
What?
Nitorin?
Takatsuki is...
...wearing one too.
I Give You My Name