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Daa! Daa! Daa!
Ah, this is unbearable.
It is indeed.
That principal... again!
I understand that you couldn't wait for this day to come...
...so we'll have a campus essay contest!
The deadline is tomorrow!
Late papers will not be accepted, writing the essay is mandatory.
After thinking my brains out, I decided that the theme this year will be:
(Scroll: "Monkey and l.")
Monkey and I. (Scroll: "Monkey and l.")
Monkey and I.
What the heck are we supposed to write about with "Monkey and I" as a theme?
Hey Miyu, what are you going to write?
You tell me...
Everyone, please don't worry.
Ah, Chris-chan.
At home I have the complete documentary of "Monkeys Around The World" on video!
All 51 volumes, 60 minutes each.
If you want, you are welcome to watch them with me.
A-and i-if it's okay...
All 51 volumes?
60 minutes apiece?
Even without sleeping, it would take more than two days to watch them all!
Ruu-kun Has Multiplied
Well, what do you think? The first volume explains that:
"Looking at the foot of a monkey will allow you to determine its habitat and health."
It's lovely.
Chris-chan.
Yes, I wonder if Kanata-kun will be happy.
We appreciate your offer, but...
Y-yeah, thanks!
I said I don't want it!
Don't say that!
You kids sure are persistent!
Ah, I have to sell the...
...Kurukuru taste changer.
The "Kurukuru taste changer?"
What might that be?
What do you think? It's the Kurukuru taste changer.
You spin it like this. It's quite fun.
Kurukuru?
Taste changer?
Come and take a look!
Where, where are they? Where are the customers?
This way, this way. Where, where are they? Where are the customers?
This way, this way.
Here, take a see!
What is this person supposed to be doing?
Does she mean, "Take a look?"
Today, I will be showing you the Kurukuru taste changer.
This piece of machinery is truly amazing!
Look! Look! Look!
You just toss in apples, cookies, or whatever!
Then you close it, like so.
And then, all you have to do is spin the handle!
You spin it for a minute, and...
...to everyone's surprise... see?
What?
Try it.
Thanks!
At first glance, it looks like an ordinary apple, but the difference is in its taste.
What's the matter, Nanami-chan?
It tastes like an onigiri. (Note: Onigiri are rice balls.)
(Note: Onigiri are rice balls.)
That's right! It tastes like an onigiri! (Note: Onigiri are rice balls.)
Apples, cookies, or whatever will all end up tasting like rice!
Everything can be changed to taste like rice.
Change the taste to that of rice?
Then I don't want it.
Yeah, I don't need that.
Ah, there are some things in this world that are just useless.
I agree, that thing is totally useless.
It s not worth my time.
Wait, there's still more!
You can change stuff to bread!
There's no point. Don't want it!
Kiai-neechan. (Note: Neechan = Older sister.)
I couldn't sell it. (Note: Neechan = Older sister.)
We're trying so hard, but we can't sell even one!
It's weird, this book says that bread and rice are the main sources of food for humans.
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But you know what they say, "If the whale moves, the water ripples."
I guess we should take another shot at it.
Yeah.
Well, I need to stop by the supermarket.
Good luck with your homework.
Miyu-chan, are you sure you don't want to watch my videos? Good luck with your homework.
Miyu-chan, are you sure you don't want to watch my videos?
Thanks, but no, Chris-chan.
Could it be that Miyu-chan is being considerate?
You're so kind, Miyu-chan.
I'm going to buy a lot today! You're so kind, Miyu-chan.
I'm going to buy a lot today!
It's amazing, we made it in time for the timed sale.
I'm glad I can get so much soft tissue at this price.
I'm terribly sorry!
Huh? Wanya?
Miyu-san.
Mama!
Its so heavy.
If they didn't have the time service for the tissue, I would have to carry all of this.
Don't you think that this is a bit too much?
Eh? What's the matter, Ruu-kun?
I wonder if the cold he caught the other day is coming back.
Ruu-chama!
Ruu-kun!
Ruu-chama?
Ruu-kun, are you alright?
Ruu-chama, you shouldn't fly out in public. If someone saw us...
I think we're safe.
Good thing there wasn't anybody walking by.
Anyway, let's go home.
Ruu-kun, when we get home, let's make sure your cold gets better.
Did you see what I just saw?
Yes, I did!
He flew, didn't he? That child just flew!
Yeah, he did! I saw it!
But I never knew that Earthlings could fly.
It wasn't in this book either.
"If a penguin flies, it's going to be exceptional."
Earth still has many mysteries.
Yeah, yeah!
Hey, you right there!
It's the Kurukuru taste changer.
I don't want it!
He didn't even let us tell him what it does! I don't want it!
He didn't even let us tell him what it does!
Humans sure can run fast.
My darling, Ruu! Let's play!
Ruu, even your sneezes are charming.
I don't want his cold to get worse, so play inside today, okay?
I know!
Ruu, make sure you stay warm.
Well, I'd better get started on my essay.
Oh. Hey, Kanata, what are you going to write about with "Monkey and I" as the theme?
I don't know, but I guess it will be okay as long as it has a monkey in it.
Hey, you can write about the time a monkey took your backpack.
Papa!
Oh! Ruu.
If I write about that, the principal will probably tell me, "Be nice to monkeys,"
and make me write it all over again!
Mama.
You're so spoiled, Ruu.
Ruu-chama, Miyu-san and Kanata-san have to do their homework.
Ruu is going on a date with me, right?
Ai, Momo!
Momo.
Ah. What are you doing Ruu?
There are so many Ruus!
Why why?
What's going on? Why why?
What's going on?
Wanya, what's going on?
Ah, this is the 100 multiplication.
What's that?
How can you stay so calm?
It's a disease that young children of Planet Otto catch as they grow up.
Is it like chicken pox?
I guess.
Can other kids catch it?
Eh?! Are there going to be 100 of me, too?
Oh no, there won't be.
And the only effect of this disease is that the victim will multiply 100 times.
100... is it always 100?
Yes, always, not one more and not one less.
That's a weird disease.
Yeah, that is weird.
Here, here, here, here!
What is it, Momoka-san?
Is Ruu going to be like this for good?
Can't you do something?
I only want one Ruu!
There's nothing to worry about. By tomorrow morning, he should be back to normal.
Of course he will be. If he's not, I cant imagine all the work...
It'd be a disaster!
But, when the time comes, all of the clones have to be in the same room...
...or he won't be able to return to normal.
So, there will be 100 of him?
Please don't worry.
On Planet Otto, for times like this, we have capsules that we keep the child in until the next morning.
Well then, let's get all the Ruu-chamas into the capsule.
And where is this capsule you're talking about?
Wanya?
Oh no! That's right!
This is Earth! We don't have a capsule!
Thought so.
You know, a long time ago on Planet Otto...
...they had a lot of trouble with this until the capsule was invented.
Hurry, catch all of them!
Momoka-chan, catch the ones on the bottom.
I got it!
Calm down!
Wanya, you catch them too!
Okay!
I wonder which one will come if I call out their name?
Ruu-kun?
Miyu-san, Kanata-san, please be careful, these are all real Ruu-chamas!
Ah! I can't see!
Let's go to the temple!
But we can't move!
Yeah.
Ruu, follow me!
They're ringing the bell.
Hey, over there!
Whoa, this is truly amazing.
Whoa, this is truly amazing.
But don't you think their pranks are worse than usual?
That's because when he splits up, his psychic powers are not split equally.
There will be those that fly around a lot.
And those who pull a lot of pranks.
Ow!
Hey, Ruu, you shouldn't do that.
Those who cry a lot, and those who like to sleep a lot.
I'm really happy right now.
I see, so there will be that type of Ruus too.
I see.
95, 96, 97...
98, 99,100!
All of them are here!
Well, that's a relief.
Now all we have to do is wait until tomorrow morning.
It looks like I'm going to have to spend the night.
Ah, you should probably go home, Momoka-chan.
I'm afraid I can't!
I'm not the kind of woman who leaves her loved one when he's ill.
But your parents might be worried.
Don't worry, my parents said that I could spend the night here.
Well then, I guess it's okay.
We'll need your help.
Leave it to me!
Momoka-san, you are very reassuring.
After all this work, we couldn't sell even one!
I'm so hungry. Lets eat!
I'm home, Dorea-neechan.
Huh? Why is it so dark, Dorea-neechan?
Quiet!
I'm going to test the artificial dimensional chasm.
Switch on!
Dorea-neechan, don't we have to evacuate?
I'm scared!
If you evacuate, you'll miss the moment the chasm appears.
But isn't it going to explode?
Watch, here it comes.
I thought so!
Oh, I give up. I came pretty close too.
That wasn't close at all.
Why don't we all work, and try to earn some money?
Earn? We are supposed to be the protectors of evil!
We don't earn our money!
Besides, we have a huge debt, so the only way to pay it off is to get a huge lump sum of money!
Are you guys listening?
We are the Waru-Waru Troop, although I think our original name was something else... (Note: Waru-Waru means something like Evil-Evil. Warui = bad, evil in Japanese.)
(Note: Waru-Waru means something like Evil-Evil. Warui = bad, evil in Japanese.)
...but I forgot what it was, so we're going to be the Waru-Waru Troop! (Note: Waru-Waru means something like Evil-Evil. Warui = bad, evil in Japanese.)
Kyuui!
Lava!
You two come up with some new products, and sell them!
Dorea-neechan, you look evil.
But we can't even sell them, right? Right?
Oh, I have a good idea!
A leash for kids!
This way, you have nothing to worry about when a child is flying!
Whoa, that's amazing. Those would sell like hotcakes!
Ha ha ha.
It won't sell, because human babies don't fly.
No way.
Although this universe is diverse, the only babies that can fly are those from Planet Otto.
Is that so?
Then why was that kid flying?
I don t know, but he was.
Huh? That kid?
Did you two see a baby that flew?
Yeah, we did...
Then, that baby must be from... Planet Otto.
If what you two saw is true, then we can put him on TV...
...and tell everyone, "Hey, look here, it's.a baby from Planet Otto.
You don't have to go half way across the universe to see him!"
Then, they're going to ask us if they can have one and we'll say, "Oh please do, we have a lot more!"
Oh boy! We're going to be rich!
You two!
Yes!
Bring me this baby at once!
They finally fell asleep!
Even Momoka-chan is exhausted.
If all, the Ruu-chamas slept through the night, it would make our job really easy.
Yeah.
Well, I'll do one more count to make sure there are still a hundred of them.
But this is such a hectic disease to catch.
If it were a cold or mumps, all you would have to do is put them to bed.
Although, this disease is probably better.
Eh?
Because if it were a fever or mumps, Ruu-kun would be in pain.
The 100 multiplication has no harmful effects on the victim.
What is it?
Y-yeah... I suppose the 100 multiplication isn't as bad.
Ah! I totally forgot about our "Monkey and I" essay.
You're right!
Let s work together and get it over with.
Yeah.
Huh? That's weird.
What's the matter, Wanya?
I think it's just a miscount, but...
One more time!
Heavy...
Ah, Miyu-chan was saying that... but thanks to these videos, I was able to write my essay in no time!
If I loan these to them, they will probably be grateful.
Then... then ..
Hanakomachi, your kindness has been engraved on my heart.
I was just doing what any classmate would do.
Don't be modest, Hanakomachi... er... Chris. Can I call you Chris?
Y-yes...
Ah, Chris, I think I finally understand now. I... I...
Iya! That's enough!
Dorea-neechan has been really bossy lately.
That she has.
She tells us to go find a baby this late at night!
He's probably sleeping at home right now!
But if we return empty-handed, she'll probably get pissed off.
What to do...
It's embarassing!
Ah, she is...
We met her today, right?
In the park. She was one of the four middle school students we saw today.
Ah! And the girl standing next to her, she was the one with the flying baby!
If we follow her, maybe.
All right, we're going to keep a close eye on her.
Kanata-kun, I'm coming...
I wasn't mistaken. One of them is missing!
We closed all the doors, so he must be inside here somewhere!
97... 98... 99...
What's going on? 97... 98... 99...
What's going on?
There really is one missing! Let's go look for him!
Yes!
Kanata-kun, I'm coming to declare my love to you.
What was that? There was something!
Whoa. It didn't hurt at all thanks to this costume!
What in the world could it be?
Ruu-kun?
What are you doing out here at this time of night?
Go, get the baby!
What's going on?
Thank you very much!
There you go!
I'm back!
What do you think you're doing?
You might be bad guys!
Remember this, we are the Waru-Waru Troop!
See ya!
Ah! Wait!
Ah, if I go tell Kanata-kun, I'll lose them.
Wait up!
Ah!
What's this hole?
I didn't know there was a hole here.
It looks familiar for some reason.
He went out through this?
Ah! Look, if Ruu-kun is in this pose, he can fit through the hole perfectly!
It's a new discovery!
So this is how he escaped.
Ah! What should we do?!
We'll just have to look for him.
We'll leave it up to Momoka-chan to keep the Ruu-kuns inside, and we'll go search outside.
Leave it to me! I m not sleepy anymore!
Ruu!
Ruu-kun!
Now that he's outside, it's going to be really troublesome.
Eh? What's that?
Monkey videos. Are these Chris-chan's?
This is an emergency!
Yes, this is Sayouji--
It's an emergency!
Ruu-kun is being kidnapped by a pair of bad guys!
Oh no!
K-k-k-k-kidnapped?
Ah, I'm going to lose them!
Hey, you! Ah, I'm going to lose them!
Hey, you!
Kanata-san, Miyu-san!
Kanata!
What's that?
I think these are Chris-chan's videotapes.
Hanakomachi?
I found them on the stairs.
Miyu-san, Kanata-san!
It's an emergency! It's a kidnapping!
Did the criminals phone you?
I don't know. The voice sounded familiar, but I got disconnected!
Damn! A kidnapping?
Hey, Wanya. If we can't find Ruu-kun by tomorrow morning...
...is there another way to get him back to normal?
No, there isn't.
And, if he doesn't return to normal, there have-been cases where...
...the child dies.
We're going to save him!
No matter what it costs, we're going to save him!
No! Don't do that, Ruu!
Please stop, Ruu!
How far are they going?
Huh?
Is that a building?
I'm sure Nee-chan will be really surprised!
Yeah, yeah!
Hey, stop that, Ruu!
Ruu-kun!
Ah! Hey, Miyu, catch him!
No!
Ruu-kun, don't go!
Is that the bad guys' hideout?
Dorea-neechan! We're back!
What is it?
What's happening in there?
Ruu-kun, come back!
Wanya, transform into something strong!
That's right!
Wanya!
I got this!
Miyu, did you catch that Ruu?
Yeah.
Ruu-kun...
We have to help Ruu return to normal.
We can't forgive them for kidnapping Ruu.
Ruu-chama, where are you?
Are you crying out of loneliness?
Anyway, we have to find him!
The next episode of Daa Daa Daa is. "All 100 Ruu-kuns Gather!"
Don't worry, Ruu-kun, we'll find you for sure!
I'm here too!
Ruu!
All 100 Ruu-kuns Gather! Ruu!
Ruu-chama! All 100 Ruu-kuns Gather!
All 100 Ruu-kuns Gather!