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Baby, carry on
Ashita no kaze fuku goro ni
Waratte yo namaikina mama de ite
Akireru hodo
Gamushara ni ikiteta mutekina jidai
Totsuzen ni kuzureru yoru mo aru keredo
Kuchibiru natsukashii melody
Koronda kizu ni ase ga shimiru
Baby, carry on
Mukai kaze fuku asa mo
Waratte yo tsuki mo itsuka muite kuru
Someday your journey will come
Kiseki hitotsu kurai okoseru yo
Sono hi made
Don't you surrender! Angel Blue!
Mistress Annette, you must put a stop to that awful gang!
They stripped me naked in the town square at high noon!
I had it worse! They took my clothes off in a rowdy tavern!
I want revenge!
That gang interrupted my wedding ceremony
and stripped me in front of all of the guests!
The marriage was called off!
My fiance's parents forbid him to marry someone
who had been shamed in public in such a manner!
I share your pain completely.
They dragged me into the bushes and made me take my clothes off.
I'm so embarrassed!
Yes! We all are!
Please, everyone remain calm.
I, Mistress Annette, will make sure that your troubles
are brought to the attention of Mistress Celcia!
To Mistress Celcia?.!
Mistress Celcia is very wise and is chief among our elders!
She will stop this insanity!
Mistress Celcia can take care of them!
Please, tell her about our troubles!
You must! She will take the problem into her hands!
Mistress Celcia and I shall handle the visitors from the other world!
You must leave us now!
Oh, worthy Bishops...
Remain as you are, my dear.
You seem to be exhausted.
I did not realize that handling the public affairs would be so taxing.
Over three hundred elves have been stripped naked by that gang.
I hate to think how high that number will rise if this continues.
It's difficult.
It's difficult to watch your fellow elves be humiliated.
But it's even more difficult to lie to them.
Why has Mistress Celcia abandoned her place of honor and pride
to help those awful visitors?.
You know the answer to that.
Since she broke the restoration spell,
Mistress Celcia feels responsible for the whole crisis.
Yes, I know!
But she should also feel guilty for helping them commit their crimes.
Have you forgotten about that?.
The statue of Mistress Celcia?.
That's right.
The statue that was created to honor Mistress Celcia
and her defeat of our mortal enemy, the evil sorceress, Luffard.
The three ruffians are certainly powerful, but so was Luffard.
If she could defeat that terrible witch,
it should be easy for her to destroy the visitors.
Why has she become their slave?.
Well...
I will ask that question to her face, and I will not rest
until Mistress Celcia has answered it.
Annette!
Thank you so much for the drink.
Please take care of everything while I'm gone!
She's a righteous girl.
I wish she was less head-strong and tightly wound.
We stripped fifty elves today and not one success among them.
This is so inefficient.
At this rate, we'll be back to where we were
before Celcia started helping us.
It's all Junpei's fault.
What?.
Why did you have to dropkick Ms. Celcia's crystal plaque?. What?.
Why did you have to dropkick Ms. Celcia's crystal plaque?.
Oh, come on!
Whenever my TV back home wasn't working,
I'd give it a good kick and it would work just fine.
How does it look, Ms. Celcia?.
Not good. I've tried everything. It's completely broken now.
Ms. Airi, let him have it.
A look of sorrow only an Oscar-winning actress could summon.
I won't do it again! I promise! Please forgive me! I'm sorry!
Faster, Mike!
Hey! Wait up!
Thank you, Ma'am.
Hey!
Come back!
Okay, we have to go shopping now. Come back!
Okay, we have to go shopping now.
Mike, you know where to meet us, don't you?.
You are such a smart girl!
What's up with that dog?.
Who knows?.
Celcia, you were never very good at attracting dates,
but I guess that changed once you grew a tail!
Shut up, you moron!
Hey, wait!
Ms. Celcia!
Ms. Celcia!
Let her go.
She's probably going off to make whoopee with that cute puppy.
Well, I guess Ms. Celcia can handle herself on her own.
She is a sorceress, after all.
So, Ms. Airi, I guess we'll handle the shopping on our own.
Ms. Airi?. Ms. Airi?.!
What?.
Is something wrong?. What?.
Is something wrong?.
It's nothing.
Let's go shopping.
Mistress Celcia!
I'm so glad you are in good health.
You look like you are holding up well, Annette.
How are you and the bishops?.
Fine. We are doing well.
Annette...
I get the feeling you did not come all this way just to see my face.
Why is it...
Why do you go to such lengths
to aid those who stalk our people?.
Well, l...
I know you feel responsible for breaking the restoration spell.
But surely you are not blind to the humiliation
that elves have suffered at the hands of those three.
Yes, I know.
They are clearly our mortal enemies! Yes, I know.
They are clearly our mortal enemies!
Unfortunately, we do not have the strength to defeat them in battle.
But you do, Mistress Celcia.
You possess the spell that defeated the evil sorceress, Luffard.
Annette, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I know the story!
You deciphered the Ancient Text and obtained the Ultimate Spell.
Then, with that power, you defeated Luffard.
I've had enough of this, Annette!
I don't know what the spell is,
but I know it consumes 1 00 million tons of magical energy when used!
I know it is the most powerful spell of all time!
If you used it, those three would be...
This tea is wonderful!
Your senile old woman act doesn't fool me!
Annette, forget what you've heard about that spell.
That spell could bring the world to an end.
It is the most powerful and most horrible spell of all time.
Most powerful and most horrible?.
That's right. That's why I sealed it away.
That spell would mean doomsday if it fell into the wrong hands.
It must remain sealed away.
You must forget about it, Annette.
Forget about it?.!
Are you willing to allow our comrades
to fall into the hands of these terrible ruffians?.
Are you going to turn your back on your people in their time of woe?.
Annette!
Are these three strangers more important to you than your race?. Annette!
Are these three strangers more important to you than your race?.
Annette...
Yes?. Annette...
Yes?.
Yes?. You must be weary from your long journey.
You must be weary from your long journey.
Please stay the night with us and you can return first thing in...
I hate you, Mistress Celcia!
Annette...
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you so much.
I command thee!
Sealed doors, make thy presence known to me
for I have made a covenant with the ancient gods!
Oh, yeah!
I will do it! I am trained in the magical arts too!
This is the codex that contains the Ultimate Spell.
Thank goodness the Bishops could tell me where it was hidden.
Now, the battle is mine.
Beware, fiends from another world.
Ms. Annette, we can't thank you enough
for bringing us a new crystal plaque.
We almost had to start from scratch thanks to a certain karate nut.
Who are you calling a nut?.
I'm simply following Mistress Celcia's instructions.
Hey, now that you mention it,
why did that silly dog have to leave without saying goodbye?.
Yeah, that is strange.
Mistress Celcia was eager to get an early start and ran ahead of us.
That mutt is always up to something.
This elf we're looking for sure lives in a secluded area.
I never would have thought of looking up here.
There's no way Mike could make a climb this steep.
We'll be there before you know it.
According to the plaque, our target lives at the top of the mountain.
Thank you again, Ma'am.
Hey, you! Come back here, you damned thief!
Stop!
What the hell was that all about?.
I don't have much time!
What's going on here?.
I don't see an elf or anything else.
Shouldn't Ms. Celcia be here?.
Strange. She said she'd be here.
Ms. Annette, it's time to come clean about what you are doing.
What are you saying, Ms. Airi?.
You knew no one would be here.
Neither an elf nor Ms. Celcia.
What makes you say such a thing?.
I doubt you realize it, Ms. Annette, What makes you say such a thing?.
I doubt you realize it, Ms. Annette,
but you have a habit of toying with your earring whenever you lie.
What the hell is going on here?.
We won't stand for being fooled!
I guess I can end my little charade now.
Fiends from another world!
How dare you go around humiliating my elfin comrades?.!
I can't stand it anymore!
You will not need to return to your own world!
I will lay waste to you right here and now!
You?. Lay waste to us?.
Your jokes have gotten funnier since we last saw each other!
This is no joke.
Naturally the three of you could defeat me in a regular fight.
But behold the codex!
This is the Ultimate Spell that Mistress Celcia deciphered
to defeat our dreaded enemy!
I will use it to send you to oblivion!
The Ultimate Spell?.
That's right! And you have no escape route!
You cannot run from the devastation of this great spell!
You cannot escape, either!
I'll test the speed of my fists versus the speed of your spell!
Alganard! Kass heychus!
Est Peparhotee!
Why, you little brat!
Wait, Junpei.
Okay.
Hear me, great powers of the globe!
The spirits that hide themselves among the secret constellations!
Heed my commands and grant me my wish!
This looks really bad!
Shouldn't we be doing something, Ms. Airi?.
Sweet little Ritsuko...
Yes?.
If what she says is true, Yes?.
If what she says is true,
and this is the Ultimate Spell,
then why hasn't Ms. Celcia used it on us already?.
Well, now that you mention it...
This is just my intuition.
I have a feeling this spell is not what she thinks it is.
Stop it, Annette!
How dare you recite this horrible spell?.!
Do you want to destroy the whole world?.!
Beyond light! Beyond darkness!
Unleash thy powers of antiquity!
Annette!
I command thee with the authority of this codex!
Take hold of these foolish marauders from another world,
and annihilate them!
My eyes!
Farewell, Mistress Celcia.
I will sacrifice myself to the spell
as punishment for going against your commands.
What's this?.
This is just a summoning spell.
But where did I summon all of this stuff from?.
I knew it.
Look at this, Ritsuko! Telephone poles and vending machines! I knew it.
Look at this, Ritsuko! Telephone poles and vending machines!
Oh, my God!
Curry! Mild! Medium! Hot! Very Hot!
Japanese style with extra large chunks!
This one has the onions cooked to perfection!
This is the Ultimate Spell?.
That's right!
Ms. Celcia!
Mistress Celcia!
During the savage fight with Luffard,
I carelessly used this spell and unleashed...
I unleashed...
Oh, no! What happened?.!
Where the hell am l?.
Ow! My head hurts!
What just happened?.
Wow! Airi Komiyama! I'm such a huge fan! Can I shake your hand?.
Can I have your autograph?. Can I have a picture?.
Oh, I'm speechless.
This is your Ultimate Spell?.
This is a mere summoning spell!
Oh! Oh, no!
I'll send you all to damnation! Oh! Oh, no!
I'll send you all to damnation!
Take that!
How dare you interrupt my introduction to Airi Komiyama?.!
I'll see to it that you get an intimate demonstration of karate!
Oh, God! You singed my hair! My precious hair!
Prepare to receive a first-hand lesson in modern weaponry!
We won!
We won! We won! Banzai! Banzai!
Who are these imbeciles?.
Yes, I am to blame for the arrival of these three scoundrels!
That's what all the fuss was about.
What have you done, Mistress Celcia?.
This is truly the most horrible spell of all time!
Annette!
Why?. Why did you save me?.
I tried to kill you.
I don't know. I acted without thinking about it.
Bear this in mind!
We may strip elves of their clothing,
but we never hurt them or leave them to die.
We know that our actions are not polite or proper.
If you know of another way, please tell us what it is.
We would gladly change our ways.
We do not ask for your sympathy.
But we want so badly to return to our home,
to our own world, to Japan.
Junpei...
Oh, Junpei.
I understand now. You do not humiliate elves out of malice.
Of course, I cannot forgive you,
but I do understand your plight.
After all, humans and elves both have hearts within them.
Annette!
Annette...
Yes?.
We haven't checked under those clothes, Annette!
Don't be absurd! I don't have one of the fragments!
I'm not lying! Why would I hide it from you?.!
Enough whining!
Consider this punishment for deceiving us!
Contemplate your bad behavior while you're naked!
You are the cruelest man alive!
The fish aren't biting today.
Nope.
Hey, look at that!
What is that?.
I can't believe I felt sorry for him!
Junpei Ryuzouji!
The next time I see you, I'll have a spell that will tear you apart!
Yaru ki ga nai hi wa yasunda mo ii yo
Jinsei wa nagakutte kimagure da kara
Watashi wa anata o hyakubai ni dekiru
Sore ja mou nechaimashou
Sotto daitete ne
Kyouryuu ni atta te
Wa haha to warau, sonna hito
Hana mo arashi mo hora fumikoenagara
Jidai ga kawatte iku kenai ga kikoeru
Sui mo amai mo baby, kamiwakenagara
Kujikenaide ne tensai wa saigo ni kuru no
Uh, oh! What did I just step in?.
I hate when I get that feeling between my toes!
I hate to look, but I can't live in denial forever!
What the hell?. Spotted dogs have guts!
The next episode is a horror story out of season.
Next Those Who Hunt Elves:
"Catch Me in a Field of Flowers"
Be sure to check it out!
Oh, that smells!