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We've come in peace.
For cats and mice, Everywhere.
Hey! How you doing?
Good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.
Itchy...
Itchy.
Boring!
Dad! We cant see the movie!
I cant believe we`re paying to see somthing we get on tv for free!
If you ask me everybody in this theater is a giant sucker!
Espacally YOU!
The Simpsons
Movie, On the big screen!
Excuse me my hinny is dipping
Alright. Well thanks alot for coming.
You`ve been playing for 3.5 hours.
Now we`d like just a minute of your time to say somthing about the environment!
Boo! - You Suck!
Shout up and play! - Preachy!
We`re not been Preachy.
But the pollution in your lake. Is disassemble our barouche.
I thought they touched on a vital issue.
I beg to differ.
Gentlemen, Its been an honor playing with you tonight.
For the latest rock band to die in our town.
Lord hear our prayer.
Lord hear our prayer.
I hate been late! - Well i hate going!
Why cant i worship the lord my own way?
Like praying like hell on my death bed.
Homer they can hear you inside!
Relax those payout morons are to bussy talking to thier phony baloney god.
How you doing?
Peace be with you. Pray is cheapest.
Now, Today i want to try somthing a little different.
Im gonna call on one of you!
Now, The word of god dwells with an everyone.
I want you to let that word out!
Let your spirit...
What is it, Ned?
The god lord telling me to confest to somthing.
Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay,Gay, Gay.
Animades sense of pride in our community.
Somebody else?
Let the lord`s light shine upon you.
Feel a spirit.
Let it out!
Horrible, Horrible things are going to happen!
And they`re gonna happen to you, And you, And you,
And you!
Oh belly!
People of Springfield hit this warning:
Twisted tail,
A thousand eyes,
Trapped forever!
Dad, Do somthing!
This book dosen`t have any answers!
Beware, Beware! Time is short!
"EPA"! "EPA"!
"EPA"!!!
Believe me! Believe me!!
Thanks for listening.
Ok, Who wants waffles? - I do! I do! I do!
Wait a minute. What about grandpa?
I want syrup! - I want strawberry!
Something happen to that man.
I`ll tell you what happen to him.
A serrten someone had a senior moment.
But thats ok because we love him.
And we got a free rug out of it.
What is the point of going to church every sunday,
When of someone we love had a genuine religious experience.
We ignore it. Right grandpa?
I want bananas on my waffles! - I rest my case.
Im not droping this.
Wait a minute im still in the car!
Oh, Right.
Take that hornets nest.
Check.
Fix sink hole.
Check.
Rushing the roof?!
Steady..
Steady...
You little.. I`ll teach you to laugh! At something thats funny!
You know we are on the roof we chould have some fun.
What kind of fun?
How about a dare contest?
Thats sounds fun! I dare you to..
Climb the tv antenna!
Piece of cake. - Earthquake!
Aftershock!
Ah, Homer i dont mean to be nervous perverted or anything.
But if he falls. Chouldn`t that make your boy parallel prejorino?
Shut up Flanders! - Yeah, Shut up Flanders!
Well said boy!
Steady. Steady. Steady..
Hello. Sorry to bother you on a sunday.
But im sure you as worried about the pollution in lake Springfield as i am.
Lake Springfield has higher levels of mercury, Than even..
My. Its the little girl who saved my cat.
Lake Springfield..
Come on over Lisa.
You can convince me as long as you want.
Milhouse, You dont care about the environment.
Hey! I am very passionate about the planet!
Say global warming is a myth!
Its a myth! For the study is needed!
Thats for selling out your beliefs!
Oh, Poor Milhouse.
Dream coming true.
Are you aware that a licking faucet can waste over..
2000 Gallons a year.
Entire enough we are can save.. - Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.
And if we just kept our thermostats at 68 at the winter..
We`ll be free in our dependency on foreign oil in 17 years.
Im Colin.
I haven`t seen you in school.
I just bo from Ireland. My dad is a musician.
Is he..? - He`s not "Bono".
I just thought because you`re Irish and you care about the..
He`s not "Bono"!
Do you play?
Just Piano, Guitar, Trumpet, Drum and Bass.
He`s pure gold.
For once in your life be cool!
So, Is your name is pretty as your face?
You ok there?
Twisted tail, A thousand eyes, Trapped forever!!
"EPA"! "EPA"! - "EPA"? What chould that be?
I believe its the sound that "Green Lantern" made,
When "Sinestro" throw him into a bath of acid.
EEEPPPAAA!
Yeah... Thanks for coming over.
Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants.
I never known comfort like this.
I did i..
Suggest this.
Alright boy. Time for the ultimate dare.
I dare you, To skateboard to "Krusty Burger" and back..
Naked...
How naked? - "Forth Base".
The girls might see my doodle.
Oh, I see.. Then i here by declare you chicken for life.
Every morning you`ll wake up to: "Good Morning Chicken"!
At your wedding i`ll sing: Bak bak bak bak.
Bak bak bak..
Bak?!
I like men now.
Dont look where im pointing!
Stop in the name of american sqwimmering!
Boys before we eat dont forget to thank the lord for this bonderful..
Penis!
Bonderful penis.
Amen.
Listen kid. Nobody like to wearing clothes in public.
But you know, Its, Its the law.
Lunch time!
You cant just leave me out here!
Dont worry. We found a friend for you to play with.
Nelson, Honey. Where have you been?
Dad! - Whats seems to be the problem officers?
Tell them you dared me to do it!
If thats true. Then you should be taking the rap here not you son.
And.. What happens to me if its my fault?
You`ll have to attempt an one hour parenting class.
It was all his idea! He`s out of control, I tell you!
I met my wet sand.
See you in court kid.
Ok son. Lets get some lunch.
Did you al least bring my cloths? - Shirt, Socks, Everything you need.
You didn`t bring my pants!
Who am i? "Tommy Bahama"?
This is the worst day of my life.
This is the worst day of your life so far..
Say Bart.. - What do you want Flanders?
If you need pants, I carry an extra pair.
I mean..
You know how boys are always, "Praying through the knees".
Why are you helping me? Im not your kid.
We`re neighbors.
Im sure your father will do the same for my boys.
Thank you!
Hey, Whats with you? - You realy wanna know?
Of course i do. What kind of a father wouldn`t care about a..
A pig wearing a hat!
Action!
Hey! Hey! Its your old pal Krusty!
For my new pork sandwich: "The Klager".
If you can find a greasyer sandwich.. You`re in Mexico!
And we`re clear.
Perfect. Cut, Print, Kill the pig.
What? You cant kill him if he`s wearing people cloth.
You`re coming home with me.
A thousand eyes.
What chould that be?
Im pretty sure a thousand..
Is a number.
Hey Marge!
Isn`t it great been marriage to someone who`s recklessly impulsive?
Actually its aged me horribly.
Then, Say hello to the new Simpson!
Homer!
I believe what happened in church was a warning about precisely this.
Please get rid of that pig.
Oh. You`re gonna love him!
Look, He dose an impersonation of you.
You nailed her.
He also dose me..
You smiled im off the hook.
Oh, You have so many looks.
So, Thats what sanguine is.
Who`s a good pig?
Who`s a good pig??
Ruff day ha, San?
You dont know what ruff is, Sister.
Bart, You know, When ever my boys bake up a bunch of frownies.
I take`em fishing.
Dose your dad ever take you fishing?
Dad, Its not fair to use a "Bug Zapper" to catch the fish.
If you like fish like i do, You want them to die with dignity.
I think i have a nibble.
I think fishing might be more fun with you.
Oh Great!
Now, How about i`ll fix you some coco?
No way! Coco is for woosys.
Well sir, If you change your mind its on the window sill.
Oh my god..
Oh wait, I didnt tell you the best part.
He loves the invairment.
Oh wait, I still didnt tell you the best part.
He`s got an Irish brogue.
No, No, No. Wait, Wait! I still didnt tell you the best part.
He is not imaginary! - Oh honey thats great.
But the very best thing is that he listens to you.
Because nothing means more than for a man to...
How did the big`s tracks get on the ceiling?
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Dose what ever Spider-Pig dose.
Can he swing,
From a web?
No he cant, He`s a pig.
Lookout..! He is a Spider-Pig.
Are we having fun yet? - We are now.
You got a bite. - Woow momma!
Oh no, My good Paul!
You are not struggling me. - What the..?
Struggling is only good for..
Well, Its not realy good for anything.
I think the only time you should lay hands on a boy.
Is when you`re giving him a good old peed on the back.
Hey, What the hell are you..?
One more time.
Honey, Im home!
We are at the tipping point, People.
If we dont do something now..
Im sorry i lost my train of thought.
Isn`t he dreamy? - Agreed!
Ok. So here is the bottom line: If we dont change our ways right now,
Pollution in lake Springfield will be at this level.
Thats not so bad.
No, The lift is stuck.
Am i getting through to anyone?
Hell yeah! We need a new one of those things.
All in favor of the new ceasing lift, Say: I.
I!
No!
This lake is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare!
But i knew you wouldn`t listen so i took the liberty of putting water from the lake
in all your drinking classes.
This is why we should hate kids.
This is serious People. No more dumping in the lake!
I here by declare a state of emergency.
"Code Black".
Black?
Its the wrost color there is.
No offence there Carl. - I get it all the time.
Sorry, Sorry. No dumping in the lake.
Fine. I will put my "Yard Trimmings" in a car compactor.
Chief i think there was a dead body in there.
I thought that too.. Until he said "Yard Trimmings".
You gotta learn to listen, You know?
Let us now make sure this barrier is completely idiot proof.
Cletus! - Yes sir.
Try to dump something in the lake.
Ok.
I cant. I simply cant.
Very effective.
Dont get any ideas..
Maybe we should kiss? Just to break the tension.
Whats going on here? - Nothing, Nothing.
Im not sure that pig should be in the house.
And by the way, Waht are you doing with his..?
Leavings.
Dont worry i divide the most elegant solution.
Oh its leaking! - Its not leaking..
Its over flowing.
You filled up the whole silo in just 2 days?
Well i helped.
Homer stop! Stop, I know its easy for your mind to wonder...
I want you to realy concentrate on me.
I cant escape the feeling that this is the crisis grandpa warned us about.
You have to dispose of that waste properly.
Ok Marge. I will.
You can take Spider-Pig with you.
He`s not Spider-Pig anymore. He`s "Harry Ploper".
Homer. You gotta get over here.
Donuts inspectors juse shout down the store. They`re starting to giving up free donuts.
Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god!
I just got one thing i gotta do first.
Alright, You better hurry. They`re going fast.
Wow, That was close.
Evil!
Drive, Drive, Drive!
Oh, Right.
Look at that. You can see the 4 states are border Springfield.
Ohio, Nevada, Maine and Kentucky.
Oh yeah. - And if you look real close you can almost..
Well, This certainly seems odd but..
Who am i to question the work of the all mighty?
We thank you lord, For this mighty fine intelligent design.
Good job!
Jebi, Jebi. Jeb, Jeb, Jeb.
Hey, Jeb. One more eye and its a federal crime.
Who are you? - Environmental Protection Agency.
Russ Cargill. Head of the EPA. Here to see the president.
Mr. president. - Yeah, That is me.
Pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels.
I hate this job.
Everything is: Crisis this and the end of the world that.
Nobody opens with a joke. I miss Danny DeVito.
You wanna joke, Ha?
Stop me if you`ve heard this one.
Look at those angry eyes and those giant teeth.
Its like christmas at the Kennedy compound.
Well sir. When you made me head of the EPA.
You were apploted for appointing one of the most secsesful men in america.
To the the least secsesful agency in government.
And why did i take the job?
Because im a rich man who wanted to give something back.
Not the money, But something.
So here is our chance to kick some ass for mother earth.
Im listening.
Well, I`ve managed your choices down to 5 unthinkable options.
Each will cause untold misery.. - I pick number 3!
You dont even want to read them first?
I was elected to lead,
Not to read.
Number 3!
We`re been sealed in a dome.
What do i do? I dont know what to do.
If i`ll stay im trapped if i`ll leave im alone!
Oh god! In, Out, In, Out.
I never saw Venus.
EPA! EPA!
Trapped forever.
Its all come true.
That crazy old man in church was right!
Doooooooooooome!
Alright man, Open fire!
Who`is heart? Raise your hands.
Without the attitude.
People, People. I have an important announcement!
I have just perfected an acid fireing super drill, Which can cut through anything.
Yeah he is cool!
Its right there, Just outside of the dome..
What roffless mad man chould have done this to us?
The United States Government.
My name is Russ Cargill and im head of the EPA.
The what? - Environmental Protection Agency.
Come again. - Look im a man on a big tv.
Just listen!
Springfield has become.. - Woow Springfield!
..The most polluted city in the history of the planet.
Drama queen!
To prevent your poison from spreading,
Your government had sealed you all within this dome.
Believe me its the last thing we wanted to do.
I do own the company that makes the dome but that's a bisides of that.
What? You`re telling us we trapped like rats?
No. Rats cant be trapped this easily.
You`re trapped like.. Carrots.
Wait, Wait! We chouldn`t be more polluted.
Everyone stopped dumping in the lake.
Apperntly someone didn`t get the message.
Act natural.
Hey buddy, Sooner or later people are gonna come by and discover this!
Dont worry about that. We found a way to take you off the map.
Coming up on your right..
Nothing.
This is Kent Brockman reporting to you,
On a crisis so sirius it has its own name and theme music.
The dome is putting end to life as we know it.
The town is runing low on supplies of everything from gasoline to botox.
Moment please.
Now, As always,
We end our news on the lighter side.
Its the time of year when the swallows return to springfield.
I think the thing i miss most,
Is a simple summer breeze.
Maggie?!
We got: Dome wax, Dome polish, Dome freshener.
All your dome needs and dome people. Loacted at intersection 105 freeway. And the dome.
"Dome Depot".
Maggie got out! Maggie got out!
Maggie was right there. Just out side the dome.
Marge, She`s right here.
This dome can play tricks on you. You just have to keep calm and..
Oh my god! Im out of the dome!
Fresh air! Freedom!
I`ll write`ya! Live good lives!
Good evening this is Kent Brockman.
Efforts to find out who`s selfish crime against the environment,
Caused our entrapment have been fruitless.
Antil moments ago!
A shocking discovery has been made here at lake Springfield.
Ah, It can be anybody's pig crap silo.
Homer, It was you!
You single handedly killed this town!
I know, Its weird.
Just a reminder: This station dose not indoor visualistics justice.
Unless it gets results.
Which it will.
You didn`t listen to me after i warned you?
Dont worry. Nobody`s watches this stupid show.
Whats that amuness glow in the distance?
Kill! Kill! Kill!
Marge, Look. Those idiots dont even know where we live!
Kill! Kill! Kill!
We want Homer! We want Homer!
Monster! You monster!!
Did you see the news? - Honey come on, We have bigger broblems.
But im so angry!
You`re a woman. You can hold on to it forever.
Ok.
Homer, You have to go out there. Face that mob,
And apologize for what you did. - I would,
Im afraid if i`ll open the door they will take all of you.
No we wont! We just want Homer!
Well, Maybe not you. But they will kill grandpa!
Im Part of the mob!
Teeny, Takeout the baby.
Here, Let me get that for you.
Stay back i got a chainsaw!
Bart, Crawl across hurry!
But if they`ll see trying to help us they will kill you.
Oh shot. Im sure your father will do the same for..
Oh im thinking, Now hassle your basel's!
Archers!
Im using an red arrow, So i know who i kill.
No, Ploper!
If you`ll push that, Daddy will die.
Hey, My luck`s beginning to turn!
Wait, There`s something i have to get!
What did you get? - Our wedding video.
We have a wedding video?
Torch his gas tank!
We`re lost them!
Uh, Up here!
Get them! Get them!
Ah, Little help?
You know, The word "Apology" is toast around a lot these days.
But when it comes for man hear..
Mom, What are we gonna do?
Maggie, Not now!
We`ll play later!
A sinkhole.
Follow me kids!
Jeronimo! - Saint Julia!
So long, Lossers!
The top of his head is still showing. Claw on it!
Well, They`re China`s problem now.
Colin!
I cant hear you!
I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment. But this..
Lisa got a boyfriend, That she`ll never see again!
Perfect.
What do we do?
Now, We run.
Im afraid we lost them sir.
Well than, You`ll find them. And you`ll get them back in the dome!
And you make sure nobody else gets out.
I want roving gas squads around the perimeter 24/7.
I want 10,000 tough guys,
And i want 10,000 soft guys,
To make the tough guys look tougher.
And here is how i want them arranged:
Tough, Tough, Soft, Tough,
Soft, Soft, Tough, Tough,
Soft, Soft, Tough, Soft.
Sir, Im afraid you`re going mad with power.
Of course i have, You ever tried to go mad with out power?
Its boring, No one listens to you.
Bart, Are you drinking Whisky? - Im troubled.
Bart! - I promise, I`ll stop tomorrow.
You`ll stop right now!
Come back here, Little man!
I miss Flanders, There i said it!
Where`s your father? - He went out.
Lets quickly rebulid our life`s, When he`s gone.
Hey guys, Whats the secret knock, Again?
Look i know i screwed up, This is big.
Its huge, We`re homeless, Our friends wanna kill us.
Before we can even stay in the same room with you,
I need to know what was going through your mind, When you didn`t listen to me?
And dumped that silo in the lake.
Homer!
I dont know what to tell you Marge, I dont think about things.
I respect people who do, But..
I just try to make the day`s not hurting,
Until i get to crawling next to you again.
Oh...
I mean, OH!
Look, Im realy sorry. But im more than just sorry.
Im prepared with a solution.
I`ve always been afraid that i`ll screw up our life`s so badly, That we need a backup plan.
And that plan is right here!
No..
Nop.
Bingo!
Stay with me.
Alaska?
Alaska, A place where you cant be too fat or too drunk.
Where no one`s say`s things like: Lets see your highschool equivalency certificate.
I dont know Homi. - Oh, Im not saying it right.
Look, The thing is i cant start a new life alone.
And i really come to like you guys.
I just dont see it.
Marge, In every marriage you get one chance to say,
"I need you to do this with me".
And there is only one answer one somebody says that..
Ok Hommi, Im with you.
Thank you my sweetheart.
Mom. - Yes honey?
You just bought another load of crap, From the world`s fatest fertilizer salesman.
You`ll pay for ruining this golden family moment!
Hommer!
How we suppose to get to alaska with out any money?
Alright son. If you dont believe in me, Believe in America!
America, Where any men can make quick money,
With no questions asked.
Lift that up and win my truck!
All you have to do is conquer "The Ball of Death".
What`s the catch? - No catch.
Just ride the motorcycle all the way around just one time.
3 Tries for 10$.
Marge, How much money do we have?
10$.
That counts as a try.
Thats two.
And thats three.
Tell you what im gonna do,
Just cause i like to seen you hurt yourself.
I`ll give you one "On the House".
You are the best. - Dad!
When you`re get to the top, Dont slow down, Speed up!
But thats where its the scariest! - Just do it!
Yes!!
Yes! Yes!
I`ll take that truck now.
Oh man.. My wifes are gonna kill me.
Next stop, Alaska!
Day 37 under the dome.
We are facing intermits power failures, Which..
Ok, Very funny. Now im gonna turn the lights off again.
When it comes back on, I want all my booze back the way it was.
Yeah, Ok, Ok...
Im very proud of you Bart, Over 24 hours sober.
You are aren`t you? - I`ll proff it.
Look, We`re giving your father another chance And we all assumed that..
Oh my god! - Can i help you?
We need diapers. - Ok.
No, No we dont, We dont. Ladies razor blades.
Great.
No, No, No we dont! I forgot we`re european.
Just give us beef cherky.
Lots and lots of beef cherky. Thats right, Thats what we need.
Thats all we came in for..
Sure.
Oh my god, There.. There they are!
So.. You want some of my electricity, Do you?
Well, For once the rich white man is in control.
I have two buttons behind this desk
One will supply your town with power, The other releases the hounds.
Reach me. Make me your brother...
The hospital`s generator is about to give up. Lives will be lost!
Lives will be lost!
Go on.
We've got convicts, We`re gonna fry tomorrow. But now we cant.
Tempting, Tempting..
Look, all our reasons meant nothing..
Just look into your heart and you`ll find the answer.
First door on the right. - Thank you!
What? This isn`t the way i pictured Alaska at all.
Oh, Thats better. - Homer!
Well, At least my poster didn`t get turn.
Welcome to Alaska! Here`s a 1000$.
Well, Its about time.. But, Way?
We pay every resident a 1000$,
To allowed the oil companies to ravage our state's natural beauty.
Im home! -Oh thanks.
What are you doing Bart? - Just passing the time.
Oh, My boy loves Alaska so much he`s applauding it.
Lisa, Why aren`t you claping? - But dad..
Clap for Alaska!
Well Marge, We`re separated from the kids by a wall of snow.
All my dreams are coming true.
Day 93 under the dome.
With an accessity growing dangerously low,
Who knows what spark will set off this powder cage.
Ok, Lets discuss Tuesdays with Mori.
Again? If we dont get a new book im going to poke.
You`re the five people im gonna meet in hell!
We`re out of coffee!
I cant take another minute in this dome!
Take that!
Oh no, Blowback!
Look what they`re doing to our dome.
You know what that is sir? - A crack?
Exactly.
First let me stick the problem: People got out of the dome before,
They`re gonna get out again.
And when they do, There`re gonna be hearing, Investigations..
"Gotten himmel"! I`ll have to go back making family comedies.
Dont worry i have a solution for you sir, Infact i have 5 solutions.
You dont even have to read them, You`ll have the liability.
I`ll take care of everything. You know nothing.
No! I need to know what im approving.
Absolutely. But on the other hand, Knowing things is over rated.
Anyone can pick something when they know what it is..
I takes real leadership to pick something you`re clueless about.
Ok, I pick 3. - Try again.
One. - Go higher.
5. - Too high.
3? - You already said 3.
6? - There is no 6.
2? - Double it.
4! - As you wish sir.
Are you tired of the same old "Grand Kenion"?
Here we are kids, The "Grand Kenion".
Its so old and boring. I want a new one, Now!
Hello! Im Tom Hanks.
The U.S Government has lost its credibility, So its borrowing some of mine.
Tassel my hair, Mr. Hanks. - Sure thing, Son.
Now, Im pleased to tell you all about the new "Grand Kenion".
Coming this weekend!
Its east of shabby ville and south of capital city.
Thats where Springfield is!
Its no where near where anything is or ever was.
This is Tom Hanks saying: If you`re going to pick,
A government to trust, Why not this one?
Did you see that?
Yes, They`re going to destroy Springfield!
But, We`re going to stop them.
Hommi, Get your cloths on!
Hommi? - Im happy here, Screw Springfield!
I cant believe you`d say somthing so selfish.
Marge, Those people chased us with pitchforks and torchs.
Torchs! At 4 in the afternoon! - Its was 7 at night.
It was during "Access Hollywood".
Which is on at 4 and 7.
Dad, How can you turn your back on everyone who`d loved us?
Flanders helped us when we were in trouble.
Who cares what Flanders did? He`s not your father.
I wish he was.
You dont mean that, You`re worship me.
Oh yeah? Look what i did to your picture.
Look at it!
Haudily dudley!
Haudily dudley! Haudily dudley!
You little..
You, Pringle wanggle you! - Dudley, Dudley.
Bart, Stop it! Leave this to me.
Homer, In every marriage you get one chance to say,
"I need you to do this with me".
That is the stupidest thing i have ever heard.
Homer Simpson! -We`re saving Springfield!
Listen to me all of you! We are staying!
We have great life here in Alaska and we are never going back to America again!
I have spoken!
Well, I guess I`ve let them worry about me long enough.
Marge? Kids?
Ok, Here it goes.
Homer, I`ve always stood up for you, When people point out thier flaws,
I always say: Well sometimes you have to stand packed to appropriate a work of art.
Way back.
Lately, What keeping us together,
Is my ability to overlook everything you do.
And i overlooked this things because.. - Because?
Well thats the thing. I just dont know how to finish that sentence anymore.
So, Im leaving with the kids to help Springfield.
And we`re never coming back.
And to prove to myself that this is the end..
I taped this over our wedding video.
Goodbye Hommi.
I love you!
Marge? Kids?
So, Mom, Whats our plan? - What are you doing up there?
Looking through people`s luggage..
I am the mascot of an evil corporation.
Get down from there! We have to keep a law profile.
Till we get to Seattle to tell the world of the plot to destroy Springfield.
I dont know if you guys should be talking so loud.
No, Lisa, Its not like the government is listening to everybody`s conversion.
Hey im calling about your meat lovers pizza.
I like meat but i dont know if im ready to love again.
you hang up first. No, You hang up first. Ok.
She hang up on me.
But we are fugitives.
We should just lay low till we get to Seattle.
Hey everybody! I found one!
The government actually found someone we`re lokking for!
Yeah baby, Yeah!
Homer Simpson.
Do you know why you are here?
Cause my family cares more about other people than they do about me.
Drink this liquid.
More please.
Now, We will clean your spirit,
By the ancient inuit art of throat singing.
Throat singing?
How long are we doing this? - Until you have an epiphany!
Ok.
Whats an epiphany?
Sudden realization of great truth. - Ok
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig.
Dose what ever Spider-Pigs dose.
He`s a Spider-Pig.
Unless you an epiphany. You will spend the reminder of your days alone.
An epiphany, Epiphany, Epiphany.
Bananas are an excellent source of potassium.
Americans will never embrace soccer?
More than 2 shakes and its playing with youself?
Hey, What are you doing?
Alright, Do what ever you want to me. I dont care about myself anymore.
Because..?
Because other people are just as important as me.
Without them, Im nothing.
In order to save myself, I have to save Springfield!
Thats it! Isn`t it?
It was the most incredible experience of my life.
And now to find my family, Save my town and drop 10 pounds!
Thank you boob lady!
This is it kids, Seattle.
Russ Cargill!
Do you think he saw us?
Yes, I did.
Run! Run!
Run! Run!
Run! Run!
Jump! Jump!
Land! Land!
Rest! Rest!
Run! Run!
I know we`ve had a ruff day,
But im sure we can put all this behind us and just..
Its my whipping arm!
Oh, Why dose everything i whip, Leave me?
Must keep going.. Must keep going..
No, I cant.. I cant keep going..
Yes, You can! No i cant!
Oh, Shout up! You shout up! No you!
No you! No you! Oh, Real mature!
How can you say that?
Oh, Whats the point? Its hopeless.
Don't give up Homer. You are closer than you think.
But which way do i go?
Much obliged.
Attention!
Lisa! knockout that wrecked!
Lisa!
They captured my family. - What do i do? What do i do?
There is something strange about that "Sop" sign.
Did you hear something? - Probably just a moth.
I hope its ok.
Look, Look, Look. We cant keep stoping in every: "Sop", "Yelled"
Or "One-Vay" sign. Just move on!
Let us out! Let us out! Stop that you`ll scratch your shackles!
I hope i do!
Oh, Way to go Bart! - You stink!
No, You stink..
Springfield?!
I cant believe it. But it got even crappier.
Oh, Man!
Hi there, Marge.
Moe, What happened? With the town sealed off from the rest of the world,
Things got a little naughty here. - Why you dressed like that?
Well, I dont like to brag but i am now the emperor of Springfield!
No, You`re not! - Yes i am!
Ok.. Hail emperor!
Attention Springfield!
Your government has realize that putting you inside this dome was a terrible mistake.
There for we commencing with operation "Soaring Eagle".
Yeah!
Which involve killing you all.
As i speak we`re lowering a small but powerful bomb into your main street.
Despite everything, I miss your father.
Me too. This big fat ass can shield us all.
Attenhat!
Release! Im general.. "Merrion Sweets".
And i have an urgent note from the president.
Its says: To release this town immediately.
Why is that written on a leaf?
Prefect!
Now, Homer Simpson gonna show he has kahuna's! Opps...
Mom, I`ve gotta go find Colin. - Not now sweety.
Dooms day is family time.
Hey, If one of us distracts Cargill.
Then the rest of us can climb up that thing.
Who`ll be dumb enough to stay behind, while we escape with our lifes?
My time to shine.
Hey, Mr. Big tv man, Look at here!
What do you want? - Look what i can do with my thumb.
You wanna know how i do it?
4 Generations of inbreeding?
I can smell fresh air!
I can hear birds!
I taste freedom! - Excuse me, Watchout, Coming through!
I was tricked by an idiot! - Hey, I know how you feel.
I was beating "Tik Tak Tok" by a chicken.
Goodbye.
Hommi, Do good?
Actually you doomed us all.
Again. Nice knowing you Homer.
But...
I cant do anything right!
Get out of here!
I`ve spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books.
And now there is only time to say.. Life well spent!
Ok, Boys.
When you meet Jesus, Be sure to call him Mr. Christ.
Will Buddha be there too? - No!
Hey Flanders. - Bart, How good to see ya!
And how terrible you`re here. - Thanks.
Listen, I was just wondering if..
Before i died, I could pretend i had a father who..
Cared for me.
Come here son. There is always room for one more in the Flanders clan.
Come one bomb disarming robot, You`re our last hope!
Red wire, Blue wire. Black is usually the ground.
So much pressure..
Pressure!
He has been talking about it, But i didn`t take him seriously.
Marge.. Marge, Marge!
Oh, No! The Epiphan tree.
Hey i tried my best, What am i supposed to do?
And how am i supposed to get up there?
Here, Buy yourself something nice.
Homer, What the hell are you doing now?
Risking my life to save people i hate for reasons i dont quite understand.
Gotta go!
First, One stop.
Bart, Son?
You think you can find it in your heart to give you foolish old man one more chance?
I dont know..
Its seems to me, Sonny.
Your father said that he wants to spend his last minute with you.
No, I cant do it!
I want a father who`s the same in the morning as he is at night.
Whats that word? - Consistency!
Thanks loosers.
Sorry Homer!
I`ll let you hold the bomb.
The man knows me..
I wish Homer was my Father.
Well, I wish you didnt have the devil`s curly hair.
I`ve been taking your crap, All my life!
Oh, This feels good. No wonder you do it.
Ok, Bart. You`ve only got one shot to throw this bomb through the hole!
Dad, In case i miss, Im sorry i said i wished you weren`t my father.
I dont blame you son, I wasn`t much of a father.
Maybe it start in the way my dad raised me.
Yes, Its clear to me.
Its just been one long and broken cycle.. - Somebody throw the godamn bomb!
What.. Whats going on?
No, No, No, No!
We did it boy! - Ah, Dad?
Its amazing no one was hurt.
Bye, Everybody.
Now, That was a great father-son activity.
Hello. Homer.
So, We meet at last, Who ever you are..
There`s a couple of things they dont teach you out at "Harvard" business school.
One: Is how to cope with defeat. The other is how to handle a shotgun.
Im going to do both right now.
Wait, If you`ll kill my dad, You`ll never know where the treasure is buried.
What treasure?
The treasure of "Im A Wiener".
"Im A Wiener"?
Classic. - Well, Always leave`em laughing.
Goodbye Sir.
Maggie! What a great little accident you came down to be.
Colin? Colin!
Lisa, Colin`s dead.
But, His last words was: "Milhouse, Take care of Lisa,
"Hold her hand".
I got her all warmed up for ya.
Colin!
Hi.
Hey, You wanna go.. - Clean up the lake!
Well, I was gonna say: Get some ice-cream, but it's ok.
I like, I like ice-cream.
Kinda sweaty sorry.
Boy, You survived! How?
I love you too.
Best kiss of my life.
Best kiss of your life, So far..
Steady.. Steady..
Steady...
Ah, Dad.
Thanks, Boy.
Steady...
Translated from Hearing by: Vdevnik Improved further by Marzuq
They have taken everything sir.
Smithers, I dont believe in suicide, But if you`d like to try, it might cheer me up to watch.
This is Tom Hanks saying: If you see me in person, Please, Leave me be.
Come on dad, Lets go! I`ve been holding it since they put the dome over the town.
You can wait. Alot of people worked realy hard on this film and all they ask is for you to memorize their names.
Well, I wanna make sure no animals were harm during the filming of this movie.
Ok.
Wow, Floor popcorn.
Wait, Wait, Wait. It looks like Maggie has something to say.
Oh my god! Her first word!
Sequel?