The Mask Falls

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What's the matter? You never saw anybody from the planet Vultern before? Mom. Beep, beep-beep-beep. Yes, uh, may... Never mind. Uh, wait a minute! <i>Ma'am!</i> <i>Hi. I'm here to register</i> <i>my son for the ninth grade.</i> Well, uh, <i>Mrs...</i> No "Mrs." I'm Rusty Dennis. This is my son Rocky. Please, sit down. <i>We're running a little bit late.</i> <i>So could you move it along?</i> This is a public junior high school, Miss Dennis. <i>There are</i> <i>special schools...</i> with wonderful facilities that might be more appropriate for his needs. <i>Do you teach algebra</i> <i>and biology and English here?</i> - Of course. - Those are his needs. Perhaps I should speak to the boy's father. Perhaps you should speak to the pope too. He'd be a lot easier to find. <i>Under the circumstances,</i> <i>I do feel that for the good of</i> <i>my students as well as your son,</i> I'm going to need some additional information... Mr. Simms, you know what? Don't jerk me around. I'm not in the mood. <i>I've had a real</i> <i>crappy day so far.</i> First I find out we're in the wrong school district. I gotta come play pussyfoot with you. <i>This is a copy of our lease,</i> <i>this is a copy of</i> <i>Rocky's birth certificate,</i> and this is his last report card from Stevens Junior High School... where he was in the top five percent of his class. And I got some additional information for you. My lawyer's name is B.D. Higgins. <i>He's told me of my rights.</i> <i>If you give me shit, he's gonna</i> <i>drag your ass into court.</i> <i>Don't worry, Mr. Simms.</i> <i>I look weird, but</i> <i>otherwise I'm real normal.</i> Everything will be cool. Thanks a lot. See you next week. Mom. What? We have a lawyer named B.D. Higgins? Yeah. Bulldozer. Come on. Let's get out of here. Hey, you're a lawyer, Doze. Bullshit rules! Whoo-hoo!