The General Gramophone

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There they are, sir. One of you is, uh, a very lucky girl. There is an opening for a job... ...away from all this, backbreaking work... ...at my new villa. Uh... ...which of you has domestic experience? Yeah, on second thought, I don't really want someone else's maid. All those annoying habits I have to undo. I don't want to give you my cold. Uh, what's your name? - Helen Hirsch. - What? Helen Hirsch. - What? I can't hear. - Helen Hirsch. - Yes! - Take it all down! <i>-Back to your work! -To work!</i> <i>Take it down! It is not safe!</i> She says the foundation was poured wrong. She's got to take it down. I told her it's the barracks, not the fucking Hotel Europa. Fucking Jew bitch engineer. You fucking bitch! Herr Kommandant. The entire foundation... ...has to be torn down and repoured. If not, there will be at least a subsidence... ...at the southern end of the barracks. Subsidence, and then collapse. - And you are an engineer? - Yes! My name is Diana Reiter. I'm a graduate... ...of Civil Engineering from the University of Milan. Ah, an educated Jew, like Karl Marx himself. - Sergeant! - Yes, sir! - Shoot her. - What? Commander! I'm only trying to do my job. Yeah, I'm doing mine. Sir, she's foreman of construction. We are not going to have arguments with these people. Okay! No! Shoot her here, on my authority! -It will take more than that. -I'm sure, you are right!