[Coalgirls]_Shinryaku!_Ika_Musume_08_(_Blu-ray).ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade!
Squid Girl! Woo!
The atrium that shines
at the sparkly beach.
Let's all get together and let's begin! Let's begin!
Hey you there, look,
if you stay so stubborn
and fall and hurt yourself,
that's no good, that's no good!
I'm sure that, in reality,
you have gentler feelings, too.
I'll even protect the lonely,
the dreams of the sea,
the one-dimentional mood,
and last but not least, happiness!
Proceed invincibly like that!
Proceed innocently like that!
When I got to the island in the east,
lots of treasure, great success!
Proceed recklessly like that!
Proceed senselessly like that!
I'm happy about my birthday party.
Can't we let squid-gones be squid-gones?
Invasion, conquest, tactics, campaign!
Invade, conquer!
Squid Girl!
shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku shinryaku
Ika musume!
Kira kira na umi to kaze
kagayaku atrium
Minna de atsumatte hajimemasho! hajimemasho!
Hora hora soko no kimi
wagamama na taido de
ochitari itakushitara
ikan deshou? ikan deshou!
Hontou wa motto
yasashii kimochi wo motteru deshou anata mo
Hitoribocchi mo
umi no heiwa mo
ichigen kigen mo
shiawase mo mamorimasu
Ika ni muteki ni susume
Ika ni mujaki ni susume
Higashi no shima ittara
otakara ippai dai shouri
Ika ni mubou ni susume
Ika ni muchuu ni susume
Tanjou seki ureshii
Kono mama tenka wo torenai ka
Shinryaku kouryaku keikaku seikou
Shinryaku kouryaku
Ika musume!
This moment where we laugh feels dear, and I think I am not alone
The beginning was entirely fortunate, a wonderful chance meeting
When we met I fumbled, but the words we exchanged made us happy
Someone calls my name
and a new world starts to revolve
That I met, that I trust you, it's difficult to think of that as something normal
This moment where we laugh feels dear, and I think I am not alone
Waratteiru ima ga itoshikute hitori ja nai to omou da
Hajimari wa subete guuzen de sore wa kiseki no meguriai
Deatta koro wa tesaguri de demo kawasu kotoba ureshikute
Dareka ga jibun no namae wo yobu
atarashii sekai ga mawarihajimeru
Deatta koto shinjiru koto atarimae no you de sore ga muzukashii
Waratteiru ima ga itoshikute hitori ja nai to omou da
The Yokohama ramen is ready.
Okay.
One shaved ice with melon syrup and one with sweet milk.
I'll have that ready in just a moment.
Man, it's busy today. Squid Girl, the shaved ice-
Hey! You're shaving your tentacles!
Aren't you a squiddle under the weather?
Sheesh, if there's any gossip about health code violations,
our business will be ruined.
Be careful.
Is your tentacle okay?
Huh?
Thanks for the food.
You're done? You haven't even eaten anything.
Are you not feeling well?
You're so lifeless, Squid Girlie.
I'm just a little tired.
I'm going to bed now.
You're not worried about something, right?
It's kind of creepy when she's not all energetic.
Maybe it's summer fatigue.
Oh, I see.
Since she's spent so much time up here, living the good life,
she got the same modern affliction as humans.
Me? Modern afflictions?
No squidding way!
I, who've spent many years in the ocean,
would not... succumb...
What cures are there for summer fatigue?
Let's see...
Turning off the AC and switching to a normal fan.
Taking a leisurely bath in lukewarm water.
Or taking the plunge and taking a cold bath.
Light exercise.
Eating spicy food.
Squii...
You're completely worn out.
It's not human summer fatigue!
This squid can't be cured by stuff like that!
Your words and your expression are polar opposites.
39.5 degrees.
That's quite high.
You should stay in bed today.
I was planning on doing so anyway.
By the way, if this isn't summer fatigue, what is it?
A summer cold?
Squid... Squidininmulgobong disease, I think...
Say what?
Man, I've never heard that before.
Is that a special Squid Girl disease?
Eiko, how's the store doing?
Don't worry.
Cindy and Sanae are filling in for us.
Those two?
Listen, only you know about your body.
Let me know if there is something
that will make you feel even a little better.
What are the symptoms of squdinin-something disease?
Death...
Death?!
Death..ly cravings for shrimp is what this disease causes.
How's that different from normal?
The degree to which you want to eat shrimp
can't even be compared to normal times.
So you'll be cured if you eat shrimp?
No, if you eat shrimp when you have this disease
things get worse.
Get worse? Will the fever go higher?
No, then you want to eat shrimp even more.
This disease gets you so stressed out
because you can't eat shrimp while you're tortured
by the desire for shrimp which knows no squidly bounds!
That's really annoying!
So basically, you'll be fine if you resist eating shrimp until you're better, right?
Yeah, I guess so.
Ugh!
What's wrong?!
I wanna eat shrimp.
I want shrimp, I want shrimp, I want shrimp!
A fit?
I'll die if I don't eat some!
So you can die!
I want to at least eat something shrimpy!
Something shrimpy?
I know!
Hey, I brought it, Squid Girl.
Shrimp flowers.
That's totally not shrimp!
Shrimp taro won't cut it either?
Shrimp! Shrimp!
Shrimp
Are you making fun of me?!
Shrimp
AB > Ey B > Ebi Shrimp
That does nothing at all!
Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!
Shrimp! Shrimp! Shrimp!
I give up.
Man, what should I do...
Oh, no. The disease made her lose control.
At this rate...
Eiko...
Eiko!
I'd rather die than endure this any longer.
I want to eat shrimp...
But, Squid Girl...
It's my last request in this life.
I can't do it, it's for your own... good...
Shrimp. Shrimp.
This is weird.
There are shrimp here, but I can't grab them.
I don't know if this is stupid or adorable.
Hey, Squid Girl.
Do you want to get better?
I want to get better and eat shrimp.
Well, no pain, no gain.
I need a favor.
Can you come over right away?
Please.
Fight fire... with fire!
I know you've already come over here, but you can still cancel.
Don't make me laugh.
Do you think I'll sit idle while Squiddie suffers?
I'll gladly forfeit my life for the one I love!
Sanae, you're actually really cool right now.
Who is it?
Shriiiimp!
Did she calm down?
I'm home.
Heya.
How's Squid Girl?
I'm completely healed.
I'm so glad!
But now...
Sanae won't return from her personal paradise.
I can finally eat shrimp without any remorse.
Let's have fried shrimp today.
What the hell, you're not cured yet.
It's fine, go back and rest in bed.
I'm fine!
Yeah right!
I'm completely squidly fine now!
So get me some shrimp...
Leave it to me!
S-stop it!
It's done.
It's perfect!
Yeah, I think it turned out quite well.
Yep!
Hah, it looks like that's the limit for kids like you.
What's that supposed to mean?
That's not even anywhere comparable to my castle.
Behold the castle I have built!
She built something weird.
The kids never take me seriously,
so I have to strike preemptively sometimes!
What's that creepy thing?
It's not a castle, it's poop!
Right?
Uh, well, I guess it doesn't really look like a castle, Squid Girlie...
It's poop, poop!
I have to calm down!
This is nothing but a kid's rant.
Just because he made fun of the castle
I poured my heart and soul into...
And that hat's really lame, too.
What does that have to do with anything?
Now I'm mad!
Eeek, it moved!
Oh yeah, I've been wondering for a while,
but what are those things on the side of your hat?
Ink that a new ability?
Creatures of the Sea
Usually squids swim using the siphon and fins, right?
So does that mean that those things on your head
are just for decoration?
They are not just for decoration!
Whoa, they moved!
What are you yelling about?
They're moving! The fins!
Whoa! They're really moving!
You just noticed now?
So besides tentacles, squid ink, and bio-luminescence,
a new power has been awakened.
How about it?
This power is way too cute!
Um, I don't really get it.
Why were we called together for something like this?
You can just leave.
Oh no, I am really honored that I was called for this!
Squiddie, I think this power is so you can tap cheeks.
I will be your test subject.
Stop it.
Oww... so happy.
I didn't mean any harm.
Surprisingly powerful.
With that much power...
Can you try fanning with those fins full blast?
Huh? Like this?
Hm, it's quite a nice breeze.
Yeah, it's cool.
I don't feel cool at all!
Oww! I got a cramp in my fins!
Um, but since you've never used them until now,
it means you don't need them to survive, right?
Squids normally use them to swim,
but I guess for Squid Girl they have another purpose.
Maybe they're there to attack an enemy after all.
That's too boring. Besides, she has tentacles for that.
I got it! Since you can't talk under water,
you use the flappy things to signal each other.
Hands and tentacles are sufficient for that.
Now just wait a minute!
You've only been listing useless reasons the whole time!
These things I have are much more meaningful than that!
Then what do you think they're for?
Uh...
I-I'm sure they're wings to fly through the skies!
I see no basis to that claim!
As wings, they're too small compared to your body.
They'll get bigger as I grow!
By then it's not even remotely related to a squid!
I really wonder what those flappy things are for.
Yeah, what are the flappy things for?
Why are those flappy things so cute?
Hey, Flap Girl.
I'm Squid Girl!
Hey, Squid Girlie, a mosquito landed on your head.
Oh my!
You vanquished the mosquito.
Good for you, Squid Girl.
You can now defeat mosquitoes without your tentacles.
I think it'd be faster to just use bug spray.
You've been a brat this whole time!
You don't even have flappy things!
That's still better than building a poop castle!
Poop...?
This is...
Poop.
Poop.
Yes...
Hah!
How many soldiers are in this castle?!
Huh? Uh...
A hundred...
No, about a thousand?
My castle has a trillion!
Which means that my castle has more military power!
We didn't know about that contest!
Be fair and compete on the looks!
Squii?! I'm competing on the looks!
A castle needs to be architecturally sound, not just big!
Don't you have to stop them?
Squiddie is so cute when she gets upset at grade schoolers.
Look at this perfect linear beauty!
It's just gross!
Then I'll fight you.
Dad!
Dad?
Sorry, miss. Sometimes I want to show my cool side to my son.
His aura is something else!
Something like this, maybe.
Wow!
This is the fabled Azuchi castle,
with its watchtower on top of its octagonal hall!
Hah, do you give up now?
My dad is a professional model builder!
I guess it's decided?
I will grant you that the looks are squidly nice, but that's it.
My castle can be controlled with my flappy things.
Flappy things?
Behold!
It can't compete with my moving castle!
What?
Gross!
Cute!
Impossible...
Squid attack!
I lost.
Dad?
At this stage, I can't make my castles move!
I am going to go back to training.
Wait! There's no need to make them move!
Damn! I won't forget this!
I won.
I guess I surpass humans not just with my amazing squid powers,
but with my inkredible artistic ability as well.
Hey, we're leaving.
Hey, hang on.
Oh no! If I move, my masterpiece will be destroyed.
What should I do?
It's raining today.
Everything's so wet and yucky.
Eiko,
I'm sorry for asking you now,
but could you run an errand?
I wrote down what I need here.
Oh, sure.
Squidn't you bring an umbrella?
Where are you going with that stick?
Stick?
You don't even know what an umbrella is?
Wow! That's tentastic! Can you do it again?
It's not really special.
We have a lot of plastic umbrellas, so you can have one.
Thank you!
Oh, this is perfect. Tag along and carry some stuff.
I feel some sort of kinship.
Man, what a jerk.
That's such an excellent shield!
Do you even understand what umbrellas are for?
Cold!
Cold!
Stop harassing me like a grade schooler!
First, a spare fluorescent light tube...
That's on the 4th floor.
What are you doing with the umbrella open?!
Shut it already!
You're getting water all over!
What are you doing?
Oh, I see!
By doing that, the water won't drop to the floor
and unpleasant encounters with a wet umbrella are squidly avoided.
That's quite a clever invention, for humans.
You just wait here.
That cake was really good.
Yeah, a cake base needs to be firm like that.
I am your friend, Squid unit 1.
The shield functionality is perfect.
Next, the offensive capability!
Eat this! Rolling shower attack!
I want to do that too.
Don't copy her.
It looks like I have gotten my tentacles on quite the weapon.
Shall I interpret that as an act of aggression?!
Wha?! It transformed in an instant again!
What the squid is going on?!
It looks like there is some sort of trick.
I see more and more that
human intelligence mustn't be underestimated.
I am your friend, Squid unit 1, mark II!
What's that small stick?
That's so cool!
If I had access to that technology...
You have guts for coming here empty handed.
Think again.
What?!
You should consider it your bad luck that it rained today.
That startled me!
You're wide open!
I'm getting dizzy!
You're toast!
You have the potential to become the ultimate umbrella.
Become my right hand, my 11th tentacle,
and take over all of mankind,
Improved Squid unit 1, "Excelsior" form!
However, your tentacle part is hard and unwieldy,
and your wavy parts are not tough enough.
The modification operation might be too taxing
for Squid unit 1 "Hyperion".
Which means that we need reinforcements.
What was that girl talking about?
No clue...
Hm, maybe I need to learn a new skill as your wielder...
That's it!
I figured something out!
Wow!
You haven't seen anything yet!
You're amazing, young lady.
I never expected to see something like that here.
It's nothing trivial.
What good does impressing a crowd do?
Squid unit 1 "Eyjafjallajökull"!
Where are you going?
Comrade!
Sorry for the wait.
What? Are you mad?
Huh, that umbrella...
It's my fault...
All right.
Here, get under mine.
I'm getting wet because it's so cramped.
Just a little bit, besides you're a squid.
Hello, everyone. Chizuru here.
Next episode, we will have for you...
Wanna doorbell ditch, squiddo?
Can squids put on make-up?
Holy squid! Is that a secret weapon?
See you next time.