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The story until now.

Even though the new government sent him to Holland in Europe to study tactics,

their prevailing strategy was American-style shock and awe.

Awaiting him was the expensive euro, making the base subway fare ¥1,000.

Though he relied on the Japanese government's PR comics there,

the enviable starting enviable salary for a novice French comicker was 90 euros a page.

"That's more than you'd make after ten years at a major company! You should thank the stars of the Seine!"

Thinking such, Nozomu, holed up in Paris, sunk into depression, and searching for salvation, turned to the world of fantasy science.

Amid the citizenry, he argued in Esperanto that the use of lamps would ruin the country,

and his selfmade steamboat, the Himiko, burned in the Seine.

Turning his shame into springs, he gained notoriety among the nobility of London as the "Spring Man".

"Western powers, tremble before me! My science will protect Asia!",

he declared, setting his sights on a UFO base in Pagotania.

At that point, he received a telegram from his fatherland saying "Come home and marry Miyazaki Aoi."

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Your life changes everything

I can't fall in love right away

Maybe just not at work

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

But since you can't stop your thoughts

Believe

And

That everything

Will change

If we sing together

Change

Fly

I'm flying

Who do you want to show this new you?

To the guy that slighted me!

Over to this side

It's Shangri-la for sure

If it's with you,

That's the

password

APPLE!

Picking!

Beam!

But no matter where I go

It's always the same

You're always there

Waiting for me

It's just as you think Even if I find someone singing

Yell out the password

Let's go

A little bit of despair

I can't fall in love right away

Shocked that there were still no storyboards on editing day

Shocked that the art wasn't done by ADR day

Shocked that dubbing got pushed back a week

Shocked that some cuts weren't done on delivery day

Shocked that we finished the video on broadcast day

Shocked that it actually broadcast at the normal time

Originally published 17th September, Showa 83.

From Chapter 152

Yeah, it's a surprise, I muttered hollowly

Reading Week

Fall is for Reading

Leave SHAFT's radio to me! Composition T

Birthday

Today

Birthday

Today

Hello

yay

Fake Anime Goods Copyright

Yayoi

Vanishing

Kino

Fake Anime Goods Copyright

It's me

The End

* Not getting any spam is surprising * The Fall tournament starting an ending without any hitches is surprising * There being no "training" is surprising * Nothing untoward happening on a certain long TV program is surprising * Nothing happening to J*ck Ba*er over a period of 24 hours? No way * Home shopping without "but wait, there's more" is surprising * When it's anime, but it doesn't move at all, that's surprising * When it's a game, but there's no graphics, that's surprising * The first lot of P*3s not being defective * When there's not a word financial panic in a money game, that's a surprise * Living like this and still getting a clean bill of health at my checkup is a surprise * Pages missing, but still the same spot in the rankings * Biking late at night, ride by a cop, get ignored * Parked for 5 hours, no fine * Roads without a No Parking sign * Spending a night with Mona and nothing happening is a surprise * Japan's 0% interest rate on deposits, from an international perspective * The surprise of there being no WMDs * The surprise of that country when nothing changed after a "first President"'s inauguration * The Y2K bug * More surprising if your pension fund didn't go bust * The surprise of nothing happening even though the PM quit

I'm just imagining things.

Dug-Out Apartments

Dug-Out

Happy Birthday Abiru

I don't really have my licence

My hobby is collecting cicada shells

My scalp is-

I hit level 99

I can't do it

I'm sorry

Originally published 7th January, Showa 84.

From Chapter 165

Confession Crepe Team

Have you seen this man Itoshiki Metsu

Year-End Special Watch

P O L I C E B O X

Goro Memb

Insider

K-on!

First-ever #1!

Doubtful Detective T

Next April

Have you seen this man

Have you seen

Have you seen this man

Itoshiki Me

Have you seen this man

Metsu

Koishikawa 1-chome Police Box

Sleep-talking Note

Have you seen this man

Itoshiki Metsu

Koishikawa

Have you seen this man

Metsu

If you can't do it, can't you just apologize and it'll be fine?

Fujii

Odani High School

Rabbit house

Socks

Trash

Lehman

Trash

moto

mura

ACA

Tatsuwa

Friend

Friend ship

ship

Friend

Friend ship

Friendship

Nishimatsu

Who's

contributing

Who's

contributing

Advance

Twist

Mammoth Urepi

Friendship

Manifesto

Oshi

You conceited-!

If you don't dissolve for four years, you'll be overpowering.

Let them do it once thinking we'd punish them, and it became a problem. Zimbabwe

Surrender training is forbidden!

Fin

Dea***te

Shonen

80% of

Shonen

Dzum

80% of Manufacturers

* Fujio, forgiven for no-good designs for mascot characters * Parts of midbosses' bodies shining, surrendering their weak point * Herbal drinks that admit they're nasty * If canned juice admits the price of the contents, you don't want to buy it * Long ago, rice that got distributed even though it was admitted illicit * Blogging admitting the crap one did at work, then dropping out of college * Admitting in an essay that you were trolling in the mass media, then retiring * Bureaucrat interding to admit poor service, but he did too well and it blew up on him * Proclaim that you're quitting, convert, and send a loop fax * Announce on-air that you look down on someone, then apologize * Confess to a crime you haven't yet committed on the net, get arrested beforehand * Confess to throwing bouts, die a mysterious death in hospital * Confess that the pictures of Nessie are hoaxes, and the tourists go away... * Confess you knew there never were WMDs and get a shoe thrown at you * Admit your yearly income on TV and the taxman cometh

It's becoming more moving

Itoshiki Family Grave

Fun Fun Fun

Fifty Years Later

Ito

Hito

Common

This month's objective Go by the original

Pacina 13

Will that law pass

Will there be a stay of execution

Is it better to have paid into one's pension

Is it better to have bought a bike than to ride the trains and busses

Will there be a fourth season

Does anyone read these subtitles

Originally published 27th December, Showa 82.

From Chapter 179

The Last, and the First Enoden

Arashi Wada Planet Maetel Nakaisamurai Ozawa

Welcome

Welcome to the Terminal

Survey about education Thoughts on the state of education

Is education dead?

Smelt, Salmon, Bonito, Sardine, Maguro, Whale, Perch, Saurel Shark, Pike Conger, Sardine, Spanish mackerel, Perch, Flounder Bullhead, Perch, Shark, Herring roe, Red snapper, Yellowtail smelt-whiting, cod, loach, trout, crocodile, grey mullet

Conquer

Ill-omened day

Nationwide Sit-In Tactics

Peace

Are Hentai Games Contributing to the Dropping Birthrate?

Is your son okay? A rapid increase in youth who can love only 2D!

Melting the minds of youth Crushing their humanity A fearsome devil!

Arrested on the *th The suspect, *** Rabbit, also uses daily!

Hiring Immediately

Producer

5th Sanosuke

There are people who ask questions after they've decided

Plasma Digital OTA

As Advertised

int Deception

EGO Point

Year-end Special

\10,000

Palace of Prices

The apple has been se

I repeat

ppl has been sent

Analog

Palace of Pr

Mangain Kurayaminosuke

Beat Ne**ma!

Mangain Kurayaminosuke

Beat Ne**ma!

Kumeta Weekly Saturday Katte na Kaizo Southern Ice Climber 0th Year

Pantyshot

I love maidens

Pantyshot

I, Too, Am Gun***

ending

Buy a Guitar

Who?

Endless

The Aruaru

Fictional

Crazy Train

To (prove that the kids in) Shibuya (are running wild)

Night Train to Soichiro

The Culprit is Ya

Not looking for a relationship

* Advertising for diets, for those who want to be told they don't need to go on one

* "Which is more important, your word or me?" for those who surely want the answer to be "you"

* Leaving the stage and watching the audience for those who want an encore to be called for even though they've decided on it

* Auditions even though the winner's already been decided

A free agent who talks to all the clubs even though he knows where he's going

* Hamburger shops that don't want to sell anything outside of value meals

* Cell phone plan explanations set up to encourage picking a particular plan

* Politicians who've already decided youth crime is a result of games and anime

* World organizations which have already decided "No matter what, Japan's wrong"

* The argument to raise the the sales tax even though it's a guiven it'll go up anyway

* Asking the hopes of those who won't be rehired

* Asking authors to continue even though you've decided to cancel them

The Espo r

JAL

Gli Morinaga

Shimoyama Inci

Marijuana-smo

jung Kidnapping

Petit An

Putting it Off Deliberation

Tapering Off

Cancellation Self-Protection

Sales Popularity

fuka

P.N. Fuura Kafuka

Neighbor

This is a work of fiction. Similarity to any actual Lehman Brothers, JIS Mark, or The Asia is purely coincidental.

Zetsubou-sensei

Drawing Song

Written by: Hisamoto Natsu

Illustrated by

Terashima Takuma

Goto Saori

WITH MY

STEPMOTHER

FIN

By the ZBC

Illustration: Asada Hiroyuki

How there have been times— Times of brown despair Yuaahhhn Yuyohhhn Yuyayuyon

Let's despair over the next volume too!

Shall we make you happy? Find your way to our door

Welcome to our grand reopening

Our clothing clings precariously to our shoulders

For now, forget everyday life

Wipe off the night dew and come in

A still-beating heart? Blue, and done rare?

It fits well with what you really mean

Poison and lies become our habitual spices

Stick a fork in your unsatisfied sadness

It's fine if you leave what you don't like, just like a child

It'll cheer you up, make you feel better bite by bite

I wave and smile, saying "see you next week"

One-night-only cash

Can we meet up after class?

What do I do!? My heart isn't ready!

It's about the poster for the upcoming Reading Week.

Should it be green on a white background, or white on a green background?

Well, um. What are you talking about?

I told you I wanted to talk to you about something, right? Aren't you planning to go to an art college?

When you're called out somewhere and you're sure someone's going to declare their love,

but nothing happens, that's a surprise!

The Japanese, who are deeply suspicious, tend to be more surprised when, in fact, nothing happens.

As a result of things which don't happen, they are reverse surprised!

To illustrate, say that, on your birthday, you receive a phone call

We're all going drinking, c'mon!

from a friend. You show up nonchalantly expecting to be celebrated.

Thanks!

He's here, he's here!

You drink normally,

We're splitting the tab, your share's \3000.

and say goodbye normally without anything happening. That feeling.

Laters.

To me. To me.

That kind of reverse surprise!

That's miserable.

Yeah, that definitely happens.

Oh, Miss Chie.

Just before elections, you get a phone call from a classmate

who you haven't seen in years and were never that close with.

You just talk normally about the old days, and then hang up.

Nothing happening is more of a surprise.

Yeah, that's definitely shocking.

Man, I'm hot.

Let's hurry up and change.

A plain white T-shirt!

There being nothing there is more surprising!

In this modern era where everything goes too far,

our destination is the point of no surprise!

When you get a call going "it's me, it's me!",

it's more of a surprise when, rather than a scam, it really is your grandson!

Recently, at concerts, it's more of a surprise when there isn't an encore!

When the Chuo line runs on time with no incidents, that's more of a surprise!

It's more surprising when things don't happen!

It's the feeling you get when watching a horror film, thinking "it's coming, it's coming",

but you end up being more surprised that nothing happens, right?

Hey, Teacher.

Wanna come up and listen to a song?

Sure, why not?

Teacher's doing something serious!

Thanks, please come again.

Teacher, did anything happen?

No, nothing at all.

Nothing having happened is more surprising!

Hey, Sekiutsu.

Japanese don't understand.

How surprising the everyday peace in this country is.

You're right.

What's up with that ending!?

You remembered. They completely ignored it at school.

Sorry for the reverse surprise.

But it's okay.

Are you happy now?

All the players have, all across the country, started their training season!

Is it already that time?

Training, huh.

It's about time for us to start.

Teacher is standing in front of the police box as if he's brooding over something!

I did it.

Teacher, just what did you do!?

Nothing.

But you just—!

No, that's...

Confession training!

It's confession training.

Why do you have to train for that sort of thing!?

It's difficult to admit one's own mistakes.

When that time comes, will you be able to confess?

There are many circumstances in which,

if you apologize for a crime the moment it's committed, it'll be over without becoming a big deal!

Modern Japanese, unable to admit their faults, require such training!

So, just what did you do?

I said, it's just confession training.

What are you saying!?

Teacher!

If you're doing confession training, you've got to assume you've done a particular crime.

It's image training!

An image of my crimes?

Biting a dog's ear

Writing down what people say in their sleep

I did it.

You can't think of anything major, can you.

Can you really call that confession training!?

I want greater crimes! Ones that you regret from the bottom of your heart!

I...

I did it!

This is the first time I've seen such sublime confession!

I did it!

I wonder just what grand crime she's envisioning!

If you go for it when you still haven't warmed up...

Anyway, I'd like you all to make it through simultaneous confession training without any injuries.

All right, you're all guilt-ridden.

I'd like you all to visualize your crimes.

Your envisioned crimes are all over the place! This will never work for synchronized confession.

Everyone needs to get on the same page.

If you put it that way,

we've got to do -that-.

I did it.

I used up the life insurance.

I lured him to Minato, then took the glasses off.

I strangled with bandages.

I looted a corpse and brought the clothing to a pawnshop.

I split the earth.

Just what kind of crimes against whom are you envisioning!?

Well, there's plenty of cases in which synchronized confession would be better, but...

Hey.

One person says something different, and the story changes back and forth.

If the story is inconsistent, it just throws more fuel on the fire.

There's a standard for everyone having what they're apologizing for straight and all together.

Call this the "confession mark".

You just wanted to say that!

Isn't it naïve to lessen crimes just because they've been confessed to?

If anything, it can be more annoying!

We're admitting to it!

We're going out!

How annoying!

Sry!

That's not a crime.

Though it may be capital.

Even if it isn't a crime, coming out with a secret can be thought of as confession.

Huh? Dad?

I'm confessing.

I'm confessing!

My newspaper is—

I'm confessing!

I'm shocked!

Yes... It seems training in being confessed to is also required.

Those who suddenly hear a confession may do something dangerous, too!

Confessing to an affair.

Confessing one's tastes.

Sorry, I've gotta go.

Having someone admit to not being a virgin.

For both those who do it and those who it is done to, confession training is important.

An even less possible dream.

A letter on an arrow!

It says that confession training is forbidden!

If this permeates out, the whole world of comics will be at risk of destruction!

Why!?

Everyone.

The perpetrator is among us.

It's me.

I did it!

So the story doesn't hold together...

If confession training continues to spread,

our precious Conan and Kindaichi will be able to solve things without getting their hands dirty, right?

We must continue training in order to take a load off the VIPs!

I may have said it,

but confession training will make all sorts of comics and films fall apart!

Let's start the first confession gymnastics!

It's already captured the hearts of the general public!

Just who is Ki—

I did it.

I'm confessing! This is the real me.

The world of comics has taken catastrophic damage from confession training!

It's not just the world of comics!

It's bad for all of Japanese society!

Nine-tenths of politicians have capitulated to corruption investigations, and the Diet has completely stopped!

Eight-tenths of manufacturers have admitted that their products are defective!

Treating their failure seriously with a recall!

The producer himself acknowledged how dull his projects are, and voluntarily stopping releasing film after film!

Everyone is confessing too much! Japan is grinding to a halt!

Now, you should confess too! Confess!

I shall never confess!

I'll run until the statute of limitations lapses!

It's been a while, teacher.

I can say this since the statute of limitations has lapsed. I...

Teacher, I...

Grandma Kaere, whose grave is this?

No one's in particular.

What a touching story.

What's with this dramaticism?

It's Granny Normal.

She's drinking kelp tea.

Like normal.

Let's go!

Yeah!

Don't call me normal!

A mystery train,

with an unknown destination.

That's just to trick kids.

There's no such thing as an unknown destination, is there?

It fits in with the schedules of other trains,

so its destination is set from the beginning.

This world is full of things like that.

Excuse me, but you seem to be a teacher.

Can I get you to answer this survey?

I don't think so, but I don't really know.

Don't you have something to say about it?

There's nothing there.

I see, so it is. Then what do you think the problem is with modern education?

"Education is dead."

Don't you just want me to say that?

Haven't you already made up your mind?

Lately, there's been many cases of questions asked with a predetermined answer.

Leading questions, designed to reach one's conclusion, looking for not an opinion, only agreement...

Questions where you just want a particular answer. Yes, just like this mystery train with its destination already fixed...

We fight every day now.

Should I break up with my boyfriend?

Break up with him?

If you don't like him, then shouldn't you?

Well, he's not really all that bad. And...

Haven't you already come to a conclusion?

In terms of love, there really are people who ask even after they've made up their mind.

Hi, I'd like to buy a TV,

but I'm not sure if I want a plasma or an LCD.

I see. This plasma TV, currently our sale of the week, may be to your interest.

But don't plasmas use a lot of power?

They did. Nowadays, they're about average.

And won't it heat up my room? Also, I'm worried about it making a high-pitched noise.

It looks like he's already made up his mind.

I think maybe I should quit drawing it.

Yes. If you quit...

No, wait. If I do, I haven't the foggiest what I'll draw next.

And I have no talents other than drawing comics, so it'll be tough to find a job at my age.

Looks like he's already made up his mind.

He looks so bitter.

Oh, chief editor!

Can you keep up with serialization?

Yeah, I'll keep trying a little bit longer.

I see. But sometimes it's best to quit when you're ahead.

It's unlucky to lose freshness, both in writing and in reading.

And it looks like he's already made up his mind, too.

That's a bit too realistic.

I wonder if I should stop watching this anime.

Shouldn't you? It's pretty dull.

Well, there's an interesting episode every once in a while. If I don't watch, I'll feel like I've missed it.

You've already made up your mind!

To not accept any answer but the one you seek...

The world has become a little bit more disgusting.

Perhaps it's better to die.

If you want to die...

If you want to die, then give it a shot!

But my heart's not ready!

Wait, this is dangerous!

What if I had died!?

Looks like you've already made up your mind.

I've come to understand that you have a voracious appetite for life, teacher.

Wrong!

It's not that I want to live, it's that I most assuredly won't die!

Disembarking?

This is a gigantic terminal.

From here, mystery trains bound to many different destinations depart.

Get on, everyone! With your opinions and actions, the destinations change!

Even if they say that train's destination is unknown, where it's going has been determined from the start.

It's for those who believe the youth of Shibuya are running wild, and set up TV interviews expressly for that opinion!

That night train's destination is determined.

No matter which arguments you make, its destination has to be Tahara Shoichiro's opinion: the Asanama Train!

Gathering information nearby based on the conclusion that he's the culprit!

When they can't risk being discriminatory, they screen employees with tests.

Mystery trains with their predetermined destinations have left me in despair!

Everyone wants to get on the train leading to their preconceived conclusion.

No, they ride them even if they shouldn't!

So you aren't gonna pay me back?

What do we do now, huh?

Well? What do we do now?

Where's that train going?

After this it goes underground and becomes a subway.

Then it reaches an underground station.

Even if we know its destination, it still becomes lost.

In this world, there are station names that aren't shown even if we know the destination!

Excuse me, from which terminal does the train to Paradise on Earth depart?

It used to depart from the furthest-left terminal,

but it's had so few passengers lately that it's been cancelled.

It used to be packed full of students. Who had all already made up their minds the same way...

...So, what do we do from here?

Teacher, how about finally deciding on a woman?

Hmm, that's right.

With whom should I—?

Haven't you already made up your mind?

...Yes.

This is an express train that only those who've made up their minds on weighty decisions can ride.

NEETs who've decided what to do next.

Politicians who've made difficult decisions about the nation's future.

Well, we've arrived.

The terminal station— The terminal station—

Putting it Off— Arriving at Putting it Off—

I've decided to put it off.

That's not a decision!

Congratulaitons, everyone! You've made a decision!

We've decided to think about it in two or three years!

I've decided to borrow from the next generation.

To be honest, this is the most popular and well-used station.

I've decided to put off losing my virginity.

I've decided to put off contributing to my pension fund.

I've decided to put off seeing a doctor.

It always happens after volume ten. No matter what you do.

The Zetsubou-sensei Drawing Song is about to start.

Matching the song, let's draw together, okay?

A tulip leans in the wind, and lays flat.

Lightning...

Flash!

Lightning...

Flash!

The rain comes pouring down.

From the gaps came the leaks.

Two puddles were made.

Let's go fishing, there's the fish hook!

With the fish we caught, we made a fish cake.

It's Zetsubou-sensei!

Did everyone draw well?

Bye bye!

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