[Raws-4U] Zan Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 07 (TVK ).ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
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The story until now.
With a single word by Leah Dizon, the Nishiogi-Kubo International Film Festival was opened.
To the folks who insisted it was a "paradise of cinema",
those who planned to revitalize a village with anime were not interesting at all.
With grudging, forced consent, taking a megaphone and caught in a veritable honey trap,
they became enveloped in a rampant love like that felt by a modern girlie-girl maiden in Uno Chiyo.
As a result, on the false pretense that the first kanji in the word "delusion" is insulting to women,
they were told "Love Confessions, Love Confessions!" in Fujin bleep-ron,
the shameful love confession of having their nipples covered in syrup and then being buried in an anthill.
At that moment, with the single word "Cut!", Mizuno Haruo, dressed as an American policeman, appeared.
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I can't fall in love right away
Maybe just not at work
Maybe just not at work
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Oora! It's already next week!
She's been there since the week before last.
Such a placid girl.
I've been treated so horribly these past two weeks.
Teacher.
Oh, teacher!
Hey.
How about one?
Ice for ¥10,000?
There's no way it'll sell at that price.
You won't buy any?
Not at all.
Oh, teacher!
Hey.
How about some?
What a bargain!
I'll buy, I'll buy!
Thanks!
This was a good deal.
Suddenly, fierce solar rays!?
It's going bad before my eyes!
No matter where I dodge to, the solar rays follow me!
I'll have to buy ice at a nearby convenience store!
The closest one is a ten-minute walk.
Oh no, my maguro's gonna rot! What do I do!?
Teacher.
Sold!
Thanks!
All right! That's a load off my back!
Thanks a lot!
Like that, huh?
Perfect.
You're great. Well done.
Oh man!
Why did you waste money like this!?
It's strange, isn't it.
Sure, the maguro was a pretty good find,
but you can't spend ten thousand yen on a block of ice!
That's what's called a loss leader.
It's a common business model.
You were there?
Always.
For example, printers.
The units themselves are really cheap now.
But in exchange, the ink's expensive.
So they make their profit off the ink?
That's right. There are other examples, too.
After growing your thousand free hairs, you can't go back
and will spend incredible amounts of money!
Copiers and stuff are bought incredibly cheap,
and the profit is made on the maintenance!
There really are a lot of things like that.
When you buy into a timeshare as a matter of course
That's cheap!
We'll take it!
but the maintenance fees are ¥100,000 a month and you have to take out a loan, is the same!
Dr. **rton is free for three months,
but then he warns you constantly of the dangers you would face witout him, and you buy it!
I'm in despair!
Businesses which make up the money later have left me in despair!
The two of you...
Wasting your allowance again, Majiru?
It's not a waste! This thing's great!
Every issue comes with parts!
Put them all together, and it makes a combining robot!
And every issue is only ¥190!
Isn't it a value!
Starting next issue, it's ¥500.
That really is the same marketing.
I was caught by it, too.
“Weekly Travel Pack”.
Buy every issue, and at the end, you'll go on a journey.
Volume 1 was “bath beads A”, volume 2 was “bath beads B”.
Being able to go on a journey in only two weeks...
Well, it is pretty honest.
I see.
Now that I think of it, Teacher is pretty popular with the girls.
This is—
Haven't your portions been a bit small lately?
It's because you've wasted your money, Majiru.
I haven't wasted that much.
If you don't like it, I won't make anything for you.
She's been acting funny lately.
I wonder if she's not wasting her money on something.
This is—!
"Every month comes with human body parts! Put them together, and in the end, you'll have Zetsubou-sensei!”?
Oh no! Kiri's gonna kill me!
What's up, Majiru?
Just what is this...
What's the meaning of this?
Unfortunately, Itoshiki Nozomu, you have already died once in a mysterious explosion.
See?
The contents of your brain have been programmed into an AI,
and the scientific talents of shut-ins across the land have come together to revive you as an android!
Don't you know the Three Laws of Robotics?
You must absolutely obey the orders of your creator!
All right, this is the final part.
The tabi?
Oh no, I've gotta hide!
All right.
“Just after completion, it will act as the creator wills...”, huh?
Kiss me.
No way! I'm such a fool!
What am I making my creation do!?
I take that back. Go clean the gutters.
And this is...?
I told you, I got tired of it after the first issue!
It's chilly.
... Nope, not really.
This winter has been really mild.
There's someone passed out!
He's—!
General Frost!
General Frost!
He's General Frost!
He's so weak!
General Frost is a person!?
I thought it was the Siberian cold air mass!
With General Frost this weak, winters will be mild.
Don't be so solemn while lying!
He's a person of high status, so let's hospitably bring him to the classroom.
How fare thee, milord?
Been better.
If General Frost ends up like that, ski areas and the leggings industry will be inconvenienced.
Honestly...
I've been thinking of quitting as General Frost.
What are you saying!? Were you to quit, Hirose Komi would be crestfallen!
But with this winter so mild, you can't really call him General Frost, can you?
More like Colonel Frost.
Colonel? Colonel!?
What are you saying, Kitsu!?
To soldiers, rank is more important than their lives!
Your rank will follow it down.
To be honest, that's it.
I want to stop being General Frost, but not stop being a general.
That's right.
Once you've experienced being a general, you can't be anything else.
All right, let's go to Hello Work and see if they're hiring generals!
Anywhere hiring generals?
There ain't nothing.
I'm okay with being a General Rowdy or a demon general, instead.
There's no way you can go from being General Frost to a demon general.
Yeah, I guess.
Crab General is looking for potential managers.
Ah, here's one! A pro baseball team general!
Baseball?
We need a pitcher, not a belly-itcher!
A heckling general!?
Hey, the outfielders are gonna catch a cold!
With that kind of heckling, I can't call you a heckling general at all.
More like heckling colonel.
Again!?
Colonel...Colonel again...
You're stirring things up again!
But like that,
he isn't even fit to lick the boots of the legendary Hecklers General!
Don't you even know the basics of baseball!?
I did it a few times with the party leader!
Your sister's an xxx!
Don't just send me weaklings!
Then what kind of heckling is general-class?
Well, for example...
That's cruel!
Telling Hichori he'll “never win any smiles alone” is too much!
Hold it!
You're so troublesome!
How!?
To draw properly?
I knew it, I can't handle being a heckling general.
We can get away with it nowadays, so why not just tack “General” onto anything?
For example...
Love General!
Love...General.
Love General. That's nice.
Love General is pretty good!
I've decided! I'll become a Love General!
What's this “Love General” thing, anyway!?
But if you become a Love General, you've got to have general-class loves.
Loves worthy of a general?
Somehow, that's a horrible image.
I quit being a Love General.
Then how about being a Dream General?
Dream General?
I can do that!
I have dreams worthy of a general!
A private car
A private home (with garden)
Hitting the lotto for ¥60,000,000
Those are the dreams of commoners!
The archetypal ones!
You're not cut out to be a Dream General.
I see.
Lately, the word “Dream” has had a lot of trouble associated with it, so you should probably quit.
Okay, I'll do that.
Other generals, huh. Oh, that's right.
Comics General.
General Metabolic
Miss General
General Shi-bleep Kosaku
How about these?
What kind of general is that!?
If we're just making up names, I'd like to try being a general too.
Really?
Comics General.
Don't call me a Comics General!
That isn't praise at all, is it!? You're not praising me at all, are you!?
Now, everyone is calling themselves a general!
Why does ‘Normal General’ seem like the best one?
Because it's normal?
Don't call me normal!
Let's give everyone the prestige of being called General!
That just isn't the same, is it!?
I've got to make a part straight down the middle worth of a general.
Is she trying to split the earth in two!?
Someone please stop her!
There's no one higher-ranking than a general enough to voice their opinion.
There's one person.
Who!?
Who can give orders to a general!?
Emperor Penguin.
As you will.
Because it's an emperor penguin!?
Which is more eminent, an emperor or a general?
An emperor is far more eminent.
You did great.
Someday, I hope to be Emperor Frost.
This's long!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, teacher!
Were you surprised?
It's a surprise party.
That's definitely a surprise!
After all, today isn't my birthday.
Right, it's in November, isn't it?
So why do it today!?
Didn't you tell us, teacher?
I thought I'd have a surprise birthday party for a friend later.
Surprise?
How is a birthday party on someone's birthday a surprise!?
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How is a birthday party on someone's birthday a surprise!?
How is a birthday party on someone's birthday a surprise!?
How is a birthday party on someone's birthday a surprise!?
So...
It seems like something I'd say, and I feel like I've said it.
I want to be with a guy, and always have my heart going pitter-patter.
And from time to time, I'd like surprises.
Girls are like that.
Annoying!
Whose internal monologue was that!?
No one thinks that!
I don't think you're annoying.
I don't think so. I don't think you're boring at all.
All of them!?
Well, nowadays, even if you don't go looking for them there are plenty of day-to-day surprises in this world.
The surprise of throwing out a PM between elections twice in a row!
The surprise of finding out right before that this time your deadline's a day early!
Finding out that after ten years that your rice was blended with contaminated rice!
That's surprice!
The shock of getting together and finding out that everyone at the party decided to bring a horn!
That's a real surprise party!
Those last two are putting a bit too much of a spin on it.
There are so many no-good surprises!
Japanese can't be shocked by small things anymore!
That's too bad.
We weren't able to give teacher a surprise party just by changing the date.
Well, it's the thought that counts.
But it's a bit different from a surprise.
Chiri, I was right, it wasn't a surprise.
Hold it...
Didn't I tell you?
The real surprise party starts now.
No, I've had enough surprises for now!
What is this!?
Let's start the surprise party.
And shock teacher with things like a Communist bazaar and a raw meat tasting!
You were all surprised, right?
Well...
It wasn't a surprise at all.
No, I was plenty surprised!
I thought of several other ways to appear, too.
Appearing from inside!
Appearing in the sky!
Appearing out of someone's pocket!
Well, it's you, Chiri, so no matter what you do, I'm not really surprised.
It's the other way around. If you didn't do anything, just held a normal birthday party, I'd be surprised.
That'd be surprising.
What do you mean!?
It may be more common in modern Japan to be surprised if something isn't done.
Marui, I want to talk with you about something, so can we meet up after class?
What do I do!? My heart isn't ready!
The Zetsubou-sensei Drawing Song is about to start.
Matching the song, let's draw together, okay?
A tulip leans in the wind, and lays flat.
A tulip leans in the wind, and lays flat.
Lightning...
Flash!
Lightning...
Flash!
The rain comes pouring down.
From the gaps came the leaks.
Two puddles were made.
Let's go fishing, there's the fish hook!
With the fish we caught, we made a fish cake.
It's Zetsubou-sensei!
Did everyone draw well?
Bye bye!
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Originally published 20th October, Showa 83.
From Chapter 158
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You really can't pull this off at the same time as Ghostory, can you!
The pictures aren't moving! You can't even call this animation!
The anime industry's collapsing!
Originally published 14th February, Showa 82.
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Shocked that there were still no storyboards on editing day
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Originally published 17th September, Showa 83.
From Chapter 152
Yeah, it's a surprise, I muttered hollowly
Itoshiki Nozomo b. November 4th
A few days prior
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Shall we make you happy? Find your way to our door
Welcome to our grand reopening
Our clothing clings precariously to our shoulders
For now, forget everyday life
Wipe off the night dew and come in
A still-beating heart? Blue, and done rare?
It fits well with what you really mean
Poison and lies become our habitual spices
Stick a fork in your unsatisfied sadness
It's fine if you leave what you don't like, just like a child
It'll cheer you up, make you feel better bite by bite
I wave and smile, saying "see you next week"
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