[Raws-4U] Zan Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 04 (TVK ).ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
The story until now.
Nozomu is imprisoned within Shibusawa Manor as the spy who stole the camp's dirty book.
The Count enters during his interrogation as he's being struck with a Gewalt stick
and told “Spit it out, Nyaho Nyaho-Tamakloe!” (a code name he doesn't remember).
He was told “You're a natural Homo Ludens”, fitted with a mysterious toy, the likes of which he had never seen, and set free.
Shaking off the Count's loud laughing “it's a toy for the sake of toys”, he seeks shelter at a private house.
But an old man resembling Shirasu Jiro scolds him saying “You have no principles”
and trains him in the construction of Northern European furniture.
At that time, the bullet of an assassin from GHQ strikes a passerby girl—
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It's finally Sunday.
I put on my brand-new white sneakers.
All right, let's go out!
If you don't mind TPO, that's what'll happen.
If you go out in the rain wearing white sneakers.
But—!
A convertible in June!?
Come on, mind TPO!
The world is full of things like that! It really irritates me!
Like carrying golf clubs while getting questioned due to suspicion of being bribed with golfing trips!
Or getting a red card during stoppage time!
Or the current Rambo's front line!
Come on, mind TPO!
So...
June brides aren't minding TPO, are they.
Huh? Why?
Having a ceremony in the rainy season?
It's likely to put both the celebrators and the celebrated on a poor footing!
The rice shower for luck becomes a rice soup!
The bouquet the bride tosses seems like the kind of artificial flower that blooms when put in water!
There are many couples who plan on marrying in the coming month of June,
so I don't think saying “June brides aren't minding TPO” is minding TPO.
Well, I guess that's true.
But after all, they're June brides. Getting married in June can't be bad timing.
That's the point.
I'm not too familiar with it,
but isn't that just something that the industry distorted because business is so slow during the rainy season?
It's like the TPO Hiraga Gennai came up with for the Midsummer Day of the Ox.
If you eat eel on the Day of the Ox, it'll sit poorly in your stomach.
After that, if you go to refresh yourself by getting soba,
you'll feel like it's a bad time for soba and not want to go back!
You've tried to mind TPO, but in reverse, you ended up not minding it!
Even when going to the bike shop to buy a bike, you can be treated like you're not minding TPO.
What do you mean?
Hello, I'd like to buy a moped.
A moped?
We don't normally sell those here.
I guess we can order one for you...
No, that's fine.
Even though I went to a bike shop to buy a bike, I was treated like I wasn't minding my TPO!
What can cause one to completely miss TPO when they're trying to mind it is a mystery!
And now, the news.
The fire that began before dawn today is still burning. Firefighters are still active on the scene.
This BGM on the news...
It's the theme from Backdraft.
They wanted to keep TPO in mind when selecting music,
but instead, they chose something imprudent!
I wonder if they'll get complaints.
Oh my, where are you going all decked out like that?
To a party at a high-class hotel.
Going to a party at a hotel in formal wear is minding your TPO.
Formal wear, huh.
If you go in formal wear to a party where comickers are gathered, you may think you're minding TPO.
But instead, the result is that you aren't!
The world is full of things like that!
Showing up with a present on Christmas Eve,
only to be told to mind the TPO and come back on the 26th!
You broadcast a show in an unstable dictatorship, thinking it'll be fine because it's just a cartoon about robots.
But you end up not minding the TPO when the final episode is about a revolution!
Situations where you try to mind it but it comes out the other way!
This comic is the same.
Even if we try to be prudent and mind TPO with our gags,
that kind of incident happens after printing,
and by the day it goes on sale, the gags don't mind TPO!
If we try to mind future TPO...
We won't be able to use anything besides this type of impossible gag!
Oh my.
Not minding TPO certainly makes things dramatic.
For example, take a 9th-grader about to take his exams...
And send in a sexy tutor.
All right, answer the next question.
Find me the volume of this cone.
I can't, teacher!
I can't form an image just from looking at it on paper!
If I don't see it as a physical, 3D object—!
Cones!
These aren't cones!
Their height!
Let me measure their height!
Oh no!
The radius is &($% cm...
Oh no...
Oh no!
Oh no! I can't study without my eraser!
Excuse me!
That's not an eraser!
This time from behind!
Sending a sexy tutor to a middle-school kid about to take his exams certainly isn't minding TPO!
But isn't it exciting?
Certainly. It seems like it'd be a popular basis for a story.
Love scenes on the battlefield!
It isn't the time for that kind of thing, but it's still exciting!
Rather than a murder in a disorderly city,
incidents in the peaceful countryside grab people's attention!
Rather than games you play in your free time,
games you play right before deadline are more fun!
That's right. Not minding TPO is more interesting.
You were there?
Always.
The scene in that hit movie where the heroines met was dramatic because they didn't mind TPO.
Well, it was a hit.
I disagree.
Teacher, if you don't mind your TPO, you'll sell.
Sell?
But how?
I was brought up well, so I'm always minding myself.
There's a fast way to not mind TPO!
Don't eat bleepJoy during the Sengoku period!
Don't play Witch bleeping during the Sengoku period!
It's simple with just a time slip!
Now you're not minding TPO!
That's certainly true, but that's because it's a different era!
Don't text people during the Sengoku period!
Don't be a shut-in during the Sengoku period!
Don't read doujinshi during the Sengoku period!
But there's one person who fits right in.
I shall rule this country!
She certainly matches the era,
but the art style doesn't match at all.
We must keep TPO in mind while drawing.
Right, right.
It's the sea!
Sea Day... A Japanese holiday.
A festive day.
Can people from landlocked prefectures celebrate it?
Er?
I asked, can people from landlocked prefectures celebrate it?
“As Japan is an oceanic nation, Sea Day is a celebration for all its people.”
Isn't that how it is?
That seems rather... indelicate.
Saitama, Tochigi, Gunma, Yamanashi, Nagano, Gifu, Nara!
There are seven landlocked prefectures!
It's unfair to make these landlockeders celebrate Sea Day!
You've been making up a lot of words lately, teacher.
It's like buying a kid a game when he doesn't have the system to play it on!
Or, if the whole country really does have to celebrate,
why don't we make them take it all the way? Even if it's overdoing it!
Don't just go and say that!
And beyond that, Sea Day makes it a “Happy Monday”!
But who's happy!?
Because of it, deadlines get moved up a day!
Just how much do you think that makes comickers suffer!
Er, I mean, just how much do you think that makes the self-employed suffer!
Aren't public servants the only ones who're “happy” about it!?
Teacher, you're a public servant.
It's a holiday we can't celebrate!
There's so many like that.
Certainly, in this world,
there are so many things we can't honestly celebrate even if we wanted to.
The owner of the funeral home near my house said so...
This is our 30th year in business,
but from the customers' standpoint, we can't celebrate.
Coincidentally, we just avoided celebrating our 3000th client.
Well, ummm.
He's right about that.
I was going to congratulate a girl from my neighbourhood,
but she doesn't know who the father is.
I don't know whether to celebrate it or not...
A new life should be celebrated unconditionally.
My dad won a contest,
but I don't know whether it's good or bad to celebrate!
Harumi is finally getting her debut in a magazine, but...
Isn't that something to celebrate?
But it's a collaboration, so...
Why is she working on -that-!?
I don't know whether I should celebrate or not.
Make up your mind!
But there's no reason for it!
Of course it's unclear whether it's good or bad to debut on a project with so little anticipation.
It'd be far better to have been asked to draw something like Deableep Note.
You were there?
Always.
Big brother, it's her first victory!
My favorite horse had her first victory!
Isn't that a happy occasion?
And she was so popular after 300 straight losses...
I wanted to show you the audience's dry spell, brother.
It certainly was a dry spell.
Yes. The modern world...
Is full of things that can't be celebrated even if you wanted to!
Nowadays, the inflation and rising oil prices are bringing about a new mood: Self-deprivation.
Nowadays, vacation days...
...are becoming privation days!
Not vacation?
Privation.
Vacation is limited to the small segment of the population with spare time and money.
The vast majority spend their leisure time in self-deprivation,
staying near home, doing sober, subdued things—privation!
Like suspension from school.
It's like house arrest, so I can't say you're wrong.
There's no longer celebration in Japan, only deprivation!
This deprivatory mood spreads throughout the world.
Behold!
Even if he works, he won't be rewarded, so he deprives himself of employment!
Fail! Employment!
He can't afford to get married on his low salary!
Fail! Wedding!
He already doesn't have enough money to pay his tuition!
Fail! On getting accepted!
A TV anime was too luxurious, so it was self-deprived to an OAD.
Fail! Anime adaption!
Road construction in this era of tight finances!
Fail! Opening!
...But I guess those are always still “Hail! Opening!”
Those, of all things, should learn some self-deprivation!
Privation's pr...
That's like the pur in purge, right?
It's like the pur in purge, isn't it.
Didn't see that, didn't see that.
Very well, how does everyone think we should spend privation days?
How shall we spend privation days?
I know plenty of dull ways to spend days off.
Should you be out here?
Huh?
It's a privation day, so you shouldn't try to enjoy yourself like on a vacation day.
I understand.
What are you doing?
Seeing how many times I can fold a chopstick wrapper.
That's a really good way to spend a day of privation.
The key is folding it into four even parts.
Afterwards,
you can write page numbers on all the pages in Magazine.
And say “ah” into a fan.
Take the lead out of a pencil.
After that, you can make yourself look like a corpse.
With chalk.
I'm closed in.
That's... Somehow, that's an incredibly proper way to spend a day of privation.
All right, everyone, let's all do it.
Fun, isn't it?
If you're having fun, it's not a proper day of privation.
The pr in privation has to be the pur in purge.
Teacher... have we properly spent a day of privation?
Coming to the sea on Sea Day is inexcusable to people from those landlocked prefectures.
Can we really call it a day of privation?
You almost get it.
We've deprived ourselves enough.
Is this not a day of privation?
Have we not deprived ourselves enough?
As I thought, it's impossible to celebrate Sea Day in the mountains.
Aren't you using a broad definition of school if you don't mind coming here?
I -am- a school shut-in.
The pr in privation is the same as the pur in purge.
They really do connect.
An overprotective group?
Well... Protectors tend to be overprotective, don't they.
You don't look like a protector.
No, Kotonon is very overprotective of her skin.
You certainly are.
You're someone who's amazingly overprotective against sunburn.
You might as well not come to the beach.
So you mean this is a collection of such overbearing protectors?
Well, it is an overprotective group.
What are you overprotective of?
Comics.
This is my copy to save.
Other than this, I have one to read and one to lend out.
After this, if LEs or ones with pack-ins come out, I'll buy three of each of those too.
That's certainly overprotective, isn't it.
Aren't the contents the same?
There's no reason to go along with unsavory sales practices.
Brother, if you say that now, you won't be able to perform unsavory sales practices.
If I were, perhaps, to ever write a book,
I would be happier if the reader treasured their one copy forever.
Still thinking you're the only one favored by God...
By the way, brother, this belongs to Fujiyoshi, one of your students.
She cut it out of a magazine and laminated it.
That's overprotective too, isn't it.
About what you just said, with the “that too”.
There's a song registered with the exact same lyrics.
Pay up for the reproduction rights to the music.
Hey, you.
About the design of your hakama.
There's no way we -couldn't- consider it an infringement on one of our company's character designs.
Pay up.
Pay up.
Aren't you being overprotective of your copyrights!?
There are plenty more overprotective people here.
Overprotective people who wear white gloves while playing with their toys!
Those who are overprotective of problematic cabinet ministers!
Those who watch cosmetics drop by drop!
I don't fit in with these people!
I'm gonna go take a swim!
How completely out of context.
Very well. Then I'll go over there.
Isn't this overprotective!?
Just where am I supposed to swim!?
Over here!
That's narrow!
What're those!?
They've been increasing thanks to overprotection.
The sea is no fun anymore!
I'm going to the park!
Where are the rides?
They're dangerous, so we've removed all of them.
-All- of them!?
That's just dodging responsibility in the name of being protective!
There's so, so much overprotection in the world!
If you fluff things up by being too overprotective,
doesn't that just make everyone like them less!?
The crazy fans scare the newbies off!
Excessively being selected for the All Stars is frowned upon!
Making the locals shudder during a pilgrimage!
Laughing too much during a Kudo Kankuro movie, making it dull for the other patrons!
Since everyone is overprotective, it drives down interest!
Having learned that lesson, I dissolve my contract with my body double at once!
Teacher.
This old lady wants to thank you.
Thank me?
Thank you so much for visiting grandpa's grave.
Er, umm...
Teacher, you must be a muscleman.
The body double did it, huh.
Just what did that body double do?
It wasn't me!
It was the idiocy of someone who resembles me!
You're the best!
If only we had gotten a teacher like you sooner, we—
Er, hello?
Just what did that body double—
Are you sure you're okay with me?
That body double!
The fireworks are starting.
What? What did he do to cause this!?
I had so much fun today!
Doing what?
The Zetsubou-sensei Drawing Song is about to start.
Let's draw stealthily and match the song, okay?
A tulip leans in the wind, and lays flat.
A tulip leans in the wind, and lays flat.
Lightning...
Flash!
Lightning...
Flash!
The rain comes pouring down.
From the gaps came the leaks.
Two puddles were made.
Let's go fishing, there's the fish hook!
With the fish we caught, we made a fish cake.
It's Zetsubou-sensei!
Did everyone draw well?
Bye bye!
Shall we make you happy? Find your way to our door
Welcome to our grand reopening
Our clothing clings precariously to our shoulders
For now, forget everyday life
Wipe off the night dew and come in
A still-beating heart? Blue, and done rare?
It fits well with what you really mean
Poison and lies become our habitual spices
Stick a fork in your unsatisfied sadness
It's fine if you leave what you don't like, just like a child
It'll cheer you up, make you feel better bite by bite
I wave and smile, saying "see you next week"
One-night-only cash
Showa 83
Sunday
Originally published 4th June, Showa 83.
From Chapter 141
How I Became a Real Human
Warnings for convertibles:
Spring
Summer
Autumn
Winter
Pollen
Direct Sunlight
Typhoons
Snowfall
Stoppage time 1 minute
June bride: Since Jupiter's wife Juno watches over married life, brides who have their wedding in June are called “June Brides.”
Peak time for soba is 11/12
Sports
Specialty Shop
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Specialty Shop
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Specialty Shop
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Tour de France documentary
Limited production run!!
About Us
Sports
Specialty Shop
You probably should've gone to Daiei
Limited production run!!
About Us
Sports
Specialty Shop
New model
New model
Admiral Hotel
On the other hand, going to an anime launch party, everyone around me was dressed in formal wear and I was the only one who came casual.
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Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei
Kumeta Koji
After submitting manuscript
Meat nunchaku smackdown
Delivery
What an imprudent gag!
Magazine
Sunbay
Zump
Flass
A Morlock destroys Sho****kan ※(It may possibly also have been an alien)
Calling the radius of the circle forming the base of the cone r, the length of the generatrix L, and its height h, calculate the volume of the cone... πr ×h÷3 L=14, r=5
h can be derived from the Pythagorean theorem; for a right triangle with sides a, b, and the hypotenuse c, c²=a²+b² Thus, h²=14²-5²=169 h=13 thus, 52π×13×13=325
Question
Calling the radius of the circle forming the base of the cone r, the length of the generatrix L, and its height h, calculate the volume of the cone... πr ×h+3 L=14, r=5
Naughty!
Ms. Kaere
A
To Be Continued
31 female students Adventuring on a pirate ship
12 little sisters A beautiful woman comes out of the TV
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cigarette
(NB): While on a bullet train
Hidamari
High
Mitsuhide x Nobunaga
Summer is
Rental Boats and Floats
Showa 83
Monday
Sea Day
It's Sea Day
It's Sea Day
The delivery of
this episode,
due to Happy Monday,
was a great blow
to the staff (2009/7/17)
Not particularly bitter about it or anything
Originally published 9th July, Showa 83.
From Chapter 145
Celebrated Pedigree
Shaved Ice
Strawberry Melon Blue Hawaii
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Mita Takoyaki
Mita Takoyaki
Mita Takoyaki
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Map of Japan
Everyman Coming out
Shaved Ice
Like this!
Dumping shrimp chips in the bathtub so it smells like the sea
Painting your back blue so it seems like you're underwater
blue
Affixing Apollo chocolates to your knees to feel like you're growing barnacles
The Happy Monday rule
A rule whereby certain national holidays of Japan are moved to Monday
Su
Mo
Tu
We
Th
Fr
Sa
off
holiday
Happy Monday
Deadline moved up
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Fukui Funerals
Thanks to you for 30 years and 3000 ceremonies
Thanks to you for 30 years and 3000 ceremonies
Fukui Funerals
Movie about the embalmer Got the Academy Award
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National Hair Growth Grand Prix
Sponsored by Regrowth 55
Leadership Clinic
• One's second child (in China) • Clarisse's wedding • Attendance award for radio gymnastics • Recent invitation to a gourmet tour of China • Going to an amusement park with a bro, getting picked for the *0,000th visitor ceremony • Two-rank promotion, effective immediately • Promotion to a rural branch • Obama City, ignored by Mr. Obama
• One's second child (in China) • Clarisse's wedding • Attendance award for radio gymnastics • Recent invitation to a gourmet tour of China • Going to an amusement park with a bro, getting picked for the *0,000th visitor ceremony • Two-rank promotion, effective immediately • Promotion to a rural branch • Obama City, ignored by Mr. Obama
• One's second child (in China) • Clarisse's wedding • Attendance award for radio gymnastics • Recent invitation to a gourmet tour of China • Going to an amusement park with a bro, getting picked for the *0,000th visitor ceremony • Two-rank promotion, effective immediately • Promotion to a rural branch • Obama City, ignored by Mr. Obama
• One's second child (in China) • Clarisse's wedding • Attendance award for radio gymnastics • Recent invitation to a gourmet tour of China • Going to an amusement park with a bro, getting picked for the *0,000th visitor ceremony • Two-rank promotion, effective immediately • Promotion to a rural branch • Obama City, ignored by Mr. Obama
• One's second child (in China) • Clarisse's wedding • Attendance award for radio gymnastics • Recent invitation to a gourmet tour of China • Going to an amusement park with a bro, getting picked for the *0,000th visitor ceremony • Two-rank promotion, effective immediately • Promotion to a rural branch • Obama City, ignored by Mr. Obama
• One's second child (in China) • Clarisse's wedding • Attendance award for radio gymnastics • Recent invitation to a gourmet tour of China • Going to an amusement park with a bro, getting picked for the *0,000th visitor ceremony • Two-rank promotion, effective immediately • Promotion to a rural branch • Obama City, ignored by Mr. Obama
• One's second child (in China) • Clarisse's wedding • Attendance award for radio gymnastics • Recent invitation to a gourmet tour of China • Going to an amusement park with a bro, getting picked for the *0,000th visitor ceremony • Two-rank promotion, effective immediately • Promotion to a rural branch • Obama City, ignored by Mr. Obama
• One's second child (in China) • Clarisse's wedding • Attendance award for radio gymnastics • Recent invitation to a gourmet tour of China • Going to an amusement park with a bro, getting picked for the *0,000th visitor ceremony • Two-rank promotion, effective immediately • Promotion to a rural branch • Obama City, ignored by Mr. Obama
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Oil
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Disgusting news !
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Cucumber
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Wedding
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Getting accepted!
Getting accepted!
Fail
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Anime adaption
Fail
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Do Not Enter
Do Not Enter
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Safety First
Safety First
Safety First
Safety First
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Opening!
Fail
Ministry of ****, Infrastructure, Transport, and Tourism Transport Bureau
Hail
Opening
Magazine
I'm So Sorry
Hayashi no Ippo
Mita Takoyaki
Rental Boat
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We attend an outdoor school
Lake Biwa connects
to the sea
Honsaku-maru
No self-confidence
Not really feeling loved, even with a lover
Thinks of their own thoughts as meaningless
Cannot express their opinion
Normally watches people's expressions
Do not act unless ordered
Originally published 1st August, Showa 82.
From Chapter 104
Doctor Kahogo Part 2
Curry Yakisoba Oyakodon Tondon China Don Gyudon
Shaved ice menu
Berry Milk Lemonade Pineapple Dream Mint Peach Coconut Aqua
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Sunburn is a net
idol's worst enemy
Combat Butler Hayachi
Monjayaki
Bread
Curry bun
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Goku Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei LE on sale 2008/10/17
Goku Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei LE on sale 2009/2/17
If it sells... Just maybe, if it sells...
Zan Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei DVD vol. 1 on sale sometime in 2009
Commencing armed intervention to end all warfare with Gundam
NO SWIMMING HERE
NO SWIMMING OVER HERE, EITHER
NO SWIMMING
KEEP OUT
Suspicious persons are common!
Demolish
Do Not Drink
Beware of Suspicious Persons!
Demolish
erryZ
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Grilled Millet
Kamaage
Atsuage
Kakiage
Shaved Ice
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Butt Bugs
Sukiyaki
Feels good man
Yakitori
Bite what?
Pure Water
Grilled Mokomichi
Decor
Yakitori Hyo-chan
Made in China
This is a work of fiction. Similarity to any actual Voltes V, Haru Urara, JASR*C, or copyright on a rodent is purely coincidental.
Zetsubou Sensei
Zetsubou Sensei
Drawing Song
Drawing Song
Written by: Hisamoto Natsu
Written by: Hisamoto Natsu
Written by: Hisamoto Natsu
Written by: Hisamoto Natsu
Illustrated by
Illustrated by
Tanii Asuka
Tanii Asuka
Sanada Asami
Sanada Asami
WITH MY
STEPMOTHER
FIN
By the ZBC
Illustration: Enomoto Shunji
Let's despair over the next volume too!