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The story until now.

"The culprit is among us,”

said Madame Mantis.

Nozomu, hearing this, awakens in the lobby of an old Western mansion.

In his right hand is a paper knife stained red with blood.

In his left a ticket to Senior Freeter Night.

Thinking that, with an abundance of evidence, he can catch the true culprit,

he heads to the place written on the ticket, Shinjuku Loft Plus One.

Raised on an unexpected dance platform,

even though he is questioned in an interview setting about metrosexualism,

the large-eared crowd in the VIP box chant for him to leave.

When watching anime, wear proper clothes and sit properly.

Go Go Fight Pro Baseball Relay!

And they enter the 6th with the score still nothing.

I think he lives another life.

Here comes the pitch!

What do you mean?

Oh, wow. Even though he's a top-notch pitcher, he looks like a model.

That's why I think so.

What if just because of his talent for baseball,

his potential for a fabulous life as a model has gone to waste?

Isn't pro baseball successful enough?

We don't know if he would have been even more of a success as a model!

If he hadn't have played baseball,

we may have seen Darvish shine even brighter!

Ganaha from the J-League, too;

were he only not so talented at soccer!

I'm sure he would be a great success as a member of Da Pump!

Even Shokotan, were she not so cute!

Nowadays, unmistakably, as a cover author for Magazine J, she'd sell over 50,000,000 books total!

Even though their lives may be fabulous, they had other lives too.

Thinking of it is somehow heartrending.

If Manabe's breasts were bigger,

maybe she could've made it as a TV announcer.

No boobs!

You've grown up, Majiru.

Really?

Melancholy of Majiru!

Majiru, when you grow up, what do you want to be?

Kids say the darnedest things.

No, really!

This is a bit sudden, but I have some Western-style sweets.

Would you like some?

Hey, these are really tasty!

Aren't they?

The boss of that place made them.

The guy from the sushi restaurant?

His sushi's incredibly tasty.

But what if he wasn't any good at making sushi? See?

They say that heaven grants you only one gift.

But in reality, some people get two or three.

That messes up the proverb!

All of you with two or three gifts!

Go back to properly having one, like heaven granted you!

Shall I make your body unable to play baseball!?

Hold it!

Or would you like to have the kind of face they can only draw in the comics!?

Don't!

Chiri, you're too quick to violence.

It's only cut 38!

Even if you don't do that, Kitsu, Japan will be fine.

It's not that heaven won't give you two gifts,

but that society will refuse to recognize two gifts!

Japanese love that kind of compartmentalization!

They won't recognize a second gift that also pops up!

You'd think he could be a #4 pitcher even in the pros.

But society surely won't accept it!

When Ichiro wanted to pitch at the All-Star game, he was criticized for being rude!

Even though his fastball is nearly 150km/h!

And the boss of that place, were he to put these Western sweets out officially,

even if it didn't change, he'd be criticized for letting the quality of his sushi drop, wouldn't he.

I kind of get it.

But there's plenty of multi-talents on TV. Aren't they recognized?

Well,

None of their talents are recognized!

I thought I was going to say it!

Because they do plenty, but it feels like it can all be summed up.

Hey, hey.

Yes, a second talent that springs up truly won't be recognized.

This is the tragedy of those who have too much!

I wanted to see their other lives, too!

They sound interesting.

You were there?

Always.

I don't know if you can see it on days like today.

Ah, there it is.

The Twin Towers of Talent.

One tower is for talents accepted by society.

The other tower is for talents left unshown.

If we go there,

we'll be able to see the other talent of those gifted twice!

Let's go!

You're just as strange as Tamori.

Sure am.

Everyone, behold!

That's!

Ichiro the pitcher!

I almost gave up!

And Suzuki the announcer, popular among kids as a pro gamer!

Yes, this is a place where second talents that weren't let out into the light of society can blossom.

Welcome!

Isn't it great, boss?

Here I can use all the cream I want, like I love to do!

That's!

If he didn't become a politican, just like that,

we'd have been able to see Putin take gold!

And if Kazushige hadn't played baseball,

wouldn't he have made a wonderful fighter?

With those muscles he'd have been quite pressed.

What muscles?

You can see other second talents, too!

If he didn't become Japan's PM,

he'd have blossomed as a Chinese politician!

Without her extraordinary kiss power,

she'd have blossomed as a newscaster!

If he didn't do track and field,

he'd have an investment office in the Hills!

If he didn't tame animals,

he'd have made a name for himself as a pro mahjong player!

If it had used DVDs!

If it had been based on the game!

If it had been produced by Kyoto!

If it had been serialized by Company S!

If he hadn't become assistant to the wrong man!

So, shall we go to the next floor?

Here, those who have the dilemma of opposite talents

can allow their unshown talent to blossom!

She's a top-class SM queen, but!

She also has potential to be a top-class masochist!

But her clients don't recognize it!

Well, I guess.

By becomeing a top-class masochist?

doesn't that make you not a top-class sadist?

That's why her talents cause a dilemma!

There are more capabilities that cause dilemmas here!

A clever airheaded celeb!

Ummmmmmmm...

An economy sedan that goes fast if you floor it!

Certainly, for any of them, the appeal of one side damages the image of the other.

It's like how hamburgers targeted at health fanatics didn't sell.

It truly can be thought of as having too many gifts.

You're lucky to have been spared from having any.

Hey, that's rude!

Okay, next is the top floor!

The final boss!?

Harumi!

Didn't you take today off from school because of the deadline for your doujin?

Doujin? What's that?

It's this! Have you forgotten!?

The Fujiyoshi that's here isn't the comics-nerd Fujiyoshi in glasses we're used to.

This is the Fujiyoshi that allowed her second and third talents to blossom!

Amazing!

I'd like a match with the famous sports elite Fujiyoshi!

She took her glasses off!

Those weren't just glasses.

They were also restraints!

If she didn't draw comics!

If she didn't draw comics, Harumi—!

What are you, Gachableep?

Comics are interesting too.

It's pretty slovenly just dropping your glasses.

Heavy!

You have a cold?

You should take some medicine.

Okay.

Did the medicine not work?

It won't work immediately.

It seems like the medicine's working... I feel a little better.

That's good.

Why didn't it work sooner!?

Isn't that surprising!?

There's a time lag between taking the medicine and when it works.

Well, it's not limited to medicine; generally, things have—

A time lag.

Like broadcast of anime out in the boonies,

or the time between pressing the button on a digital camera and when the shutter actually closes,

or the time between when you eat and when you feel full.

That kind of normal time lag occurs,

but beyond that,

Current stop, Nakano, Nakano

there's that.

Eww.

How disgusting! Stop grinning and remembering that.

What do you mean, "how disgusting"!?

What are you doing all of a sudden!?

Like you can just shrug it off!

Hello!

Man, you sure look like a hardware salesman.

Yeah, I guess.

I couldn't think of anything else at the time,

but it had me on pins and needles all night!

What's up with that remembered anger!?

There are people who have a time lag to anger.

You were there?

Yes, always.

Like parents who aren't concerned at all the night before,

but the next morning burn with rage.

Sit right there!

We have new products!

Would you like to try one?

How about it?

Would you like to try one?

When I see a dirty book or something at a friend's house,

sometimes when I get home I feel horny.

Is that time lag?

Now that you mention it,

there's things that make me shiver when I remember them later.

When I remember them now, I realize they were pretty dangerous.

Sketching on asbestos with chalk.

Eating plenty of gyoza last year.

Playing with strange adults.

You should realize that about strange adults even then.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

What?

I just remembered that time I insensitively cut in front of you, teacher!

Didn't that trouble you!?

When?

Six months ago!

And seven months ago I—

It's fine!

A time-delayed apology?

Now that I think of it, there are things I kind of regret.

Come on, why don't you cleanly feel sorry for them then?

In one ear and out the other.

Anyway, this world—

is full of time lags!

Like the seven-year killer!

What's that?

If you get hit with this move, you don't die right there, but die seven years later!

Well, I guess there was that.

Teacher, that's it.

What are you doing to the reader!?

It's the seven-year laugher!

It hits them right in the funny bone,

and makes them laugh seven years later!

Don't forget to laugh seven years from now.

That's meaningless if they don't find it funny now!

Or the other way around.

If they wonder why they found it funny back then...

It's a time lag of several years before they realize it was dull!

Selling to nerds after that delay is the typical state of this industry!

Well, in the first place,

even the human body, between the time the eyes see something and when the brain recognizes it,

has a time lag. I wonder how long it is.

It's a U-boat!

Thus, even the landscape we see here is from the past!

Looking at you like this, even Kitsu is from the past!

So the current Kitsu

may even be like this!

What a time lag!

The landscape I see may even be like this now!

The comic you're reading now may be old,

and by now really be like this!

I'm in despair!

This world full of time lag has left me in despair!

It's nothing to despair about.

There's reverse time lag, too, after all.

When there's a baby in her before the wedding!

When it's leaked on the net before it goes on sale!

Knowing what stocks will go up before it happens!

That's no good either!

The gag is seven years later.

What a time lag!

Seven years from now, won't Enari be 30 years old?

I'm Tanaka Yoko!

A gag came from seven years ago!

Pets

Travel

Outdoors

Finding one's true self

Aura Soma

Yoga

Originally published 25th July, Showa 82.

From Chapter 103

Withering Heights Part 2

Looks like someone’s getting on.

Kimura, are you on a journey of self-discovery too?

I wouldn't take that kind of illogical trip.

I'm just going on vacation.

Kaere, save me!

He's trying to talk to me in English!

Can't you speak English too?

I don't understand what this person is saying in English.

I'm gonna sue you!

He doesn't get Kaere's English?

So she's displayed her mastery of English.

There are plenty of people who, though they seem fluent in English practice,

display their true mastery of the language when they travel overseas.

Especially English teachers.

Well, I'm sure Kaere is a girl from somewhere other than the Anglosphere.

This isn't the bus you take to display yourself.

Try Tokyo Station, Yaesu South terminal 1.

What!

I only ride that in August!

Teacher, let's play a game!

The Yamanote Line game!

You're showing your sorrowful normalness.

Far and wide, now and then! Red things!

Red.

Anything red is fine, okay?

You were there?

Okay, I'll start.

Tomato.

Bloodsplatter.

Sunset.

Flesh.

Red fox.

Baby.

The Red Baron shows newborn babies.

In a red room behind a red door.

Kitsu, you're showing the darkness of your heart!

Showing yourself isn't necessarily bad.

It can be a brave coming out!

All right, everyone, let's let it all out!

When did it get this full?

Who has something to share?

Me!

Up until now, I've really been a no-good, negative person who finds no meaning in life!

What do you have to share?

Me!

I put myself on a pedestal, and looked for faults in others!

I was horrible, no-good, worthless human trash!

Just because I got a bit part in an anime, I thought I was popular!

I was mistaken, I'm really just a creepy bald perv!

I mistakenly thought I was cool,

but really, I'm just a guy with a ghoulish jaw!

All of us here today thought we were no-good people.

But Positive Leader has opened our eyes!

By facing reality, you understand how important you are!

We're a family. There's no need to hide our secrets.

Find a shining path to tomorrow in the world!

What kind of self-improvement seminar is this!?

Self-exposition has left me in despair!

In these circumstances, we should progress sagely, showing nothing!

Then, I've thought of something good.

I've set up a body double of young master.

Who?

Hello, teacher.

Hello.

No one's realizing.

Of course, it's a body double.

Hey, Nozomu.

You're late, Nozomu.

Oh my, brother.

Like this, Nozomu!

The Zetsubou-sensei Drawing Song is about to start.

Matching the song, let's draw limply, okay?

A tulip leans in the wind, and lays flat.

Lightning...

Flash!

Lightning...

Flash!

The rain comes pouring down.

From the gaps came the leaks.

Two puddles were made.

Let's go fishing, there's the fish hook!

With the fish we caught, we made a fish cake.

It's Zetsubou-sensei!

Did everyone draw well?

Bye bye!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

just

everybody

sing!

It's just as you think

Even if I find someone singing

I can't fall in love right away

Maybe just not at work

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

Apple!

Picking!

Beam!

But since you can't stop your thoughts

Believe, and yell out the password

The password

That everything will change if we sing together

Change, fly, I'm flying

Who do you want to show this new you?

To the guy that slighted me!

Let's go

A little bit of despair

Over to this side

It's Shangri-la for sure

If it's with you, that's the password

Apple Picking Beam!

But no matter where I go, it's always the same

You're always there waiting for me

Apple! Picking! Beam!

It's just as you think

Even if I find someone singing

I can't fall in love right away

Maybe just not at work

Apple! Picking! Beam!

But since you can't stop your thoughts

Believe, and yell out the password

That everything will change if we sing together

Change, fly, I'm flying

Who do you want to show this new you?

To the guy that slighted me!

Let's go

A little bit of despair

Over to this side

It's Shangri-la for sure

If it's with you, that's the password

Apple Picking Beam!

But no matter where I go, it's always the same

You're always there waiting for me

Shall we make you happy? Find your way to our door

Welcome to our grand reopening

Our clothing clings precariously to our shoulders

For now, forget everyday life

Wipe off the night dew and come in

A still-beating heart? Blue, and done rare?

It fits well with what you really mean

Poison and lies become our habitual spices

Stick a fork in your unsatisfied sadness

It's fine if you leave what you don't like, just like a child

It'll cheer you up, make you feel better bite by bite

I wave and smile, saying "see you next week"

One-night-only cash

Recruiting citizens

the proper equipment for watching anime

socks: black or navy

necktie: the more garish the better

prevents pimples

How to watch Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei:

1st pass, watch

2nd pass, pause and understand the contents

If you can't understand, connect the nearby conversation, actors, and recent news.

3rd pass, rewatch understanding the contents.

Buy three DVDs, one to watch, one to save, and one to take with you.

Originally published 24th September, Showa 83.

From Chapter 154

She who Has

Pro Baseball relay

From the bottom of your heart!

Weekly Shonen Magazine

DO 0-0 HOK

Top of the 6th

DO 0-0 HOK

King Records

DTV Demonstration

From here,

analog will change to digi

White

Top of the 6th

DO 0-0 HOK

Sa Zetsubou-sensei

Analog

Drugstore Dr

Chinese Restaurant

Obama Ramen

Akamatsu-ya

Aka

Akamat

Akamats

Akamat

Akam

Boutique

Open at 6PM

achinko

Paris Collection

Combined sales 50,000,000

Author's Photograph

Mansion in Kichijoji

bako

achinko

Fujiwara Tofu

Newsstand

Tsuru

Melancholy of Majiru

Depression number 42

Killifish brothers

Melancholy of Majiru

Depression number 42

Killifish brothers

Depression number 42

Killifish brothers

Depression number 42

Killifish brothers

Newsstand

Tsuru

Recruiting Production staff Cast People with meek hopes for budget Sha

Game

Fuji-ya

Phoenix Sushi

Sushi

Game

Fuji-ya

Nebata Hardware

π Touch

Ohno

Drugs

Cafe

The possession of blades over 5.5cm (including spades and knives) is forbidden Violators may be detained or fined.

The public determine society!

Taruki-tei

Special Price

Kitchen Kainan

Phoenix Sushi

Sushi

Obama Ramen

Chinese

Obama Ramen

Chinese

Obama Ramen

Chinese

Obama Ramen

Chinese

Obama Ramen

Chinese

Obama Ramen

Chinese

Ramen

sushi Furniture

Sakura

Phoenix Sushi

Sushi

• Taiwan + sweets + Nagura + sailor uniform • Singer + Hokkaido + fresh caramel • Lyrics + basis for anime + gourmet book • Cuisine + singing + comedian • Idol + foul-mouthed + thief • Actor + lewdness + bottomless • Gag + moe + societal commentary + self-criticism + Japanese paper + added cuts + OAD + blog + redraw • Stop the useless animation production + protect "Quickening" with all your might • Inoue Kikuko + age 17

7/12 is the day of elections to the Tokyo Municipal Assembly. Don't stay home and play games, go vote. The right to complain about the government belongs to those who vote.

Sanada

Chinese Restaurant

Free market 7/11 Koishikawa

the White Dragon seeks foes

Gemini

That day is soon

Koishikawa Shop

Tower of Druaga

Entrance

Master Higgins

Game only an hour a day

, it seems, will launch 7 artificial satellites.

Pro baseball Sportscaster Talent

Karate master Actor Has a great dad

Voice actor

Seven Crowns

China supporter

China-lover

Sakiyomi

Capital!

Tempai, quick rea, yay, yay

no such thing

No animals

Not gonna buy Famitsu anymore

Stupid! Don't get the wrong idea!

Damn you Kumeta, lol

Devilish ten weeks

I'm a winner! A better man!

Room of Dilemmas

Love it!

X has 15 million fans!

In the end, only those with strong luck win at mahjong.

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