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This world can be obtained easily.

It can be obtained so easily.

Without any hesitation or worries,

it can be obtained with the mere trifling of a thought.

Yes, in the time that it takes to blink,

all I have to do is move my fingers just a little,

and it would be over.

I could have the world in the palm of my hand.

I could be king!

No more being influenced by onerous human relations.

No more need to curse dishonest adults.

You could call a bald man "baldy" to his face and it would be fine.

You could freely beat up the scum that are all talk and no work.

And salary-men, who make excuses saying, "I'm mid-level management!"

You could freely beat them to death.

True freedom!

We have obtained freedom and the world.

However... However...

Life will not end. Danger is approaching.

It is closing in on us!

Now, you have carved your own path here.

Answer me.

What do you want to do with the world?

What do you want to do with Earth?

What do YOU want to do?

Answer me!

You owe me an answer!

Why? Because you ARE the world!

Because YOU are Earth.

Because...

Because you are all that there is!

Kinda sorta debut!

Oh, these? Mr. Masuda gave these paper bags to me.

They're brand name bags, you know!

What? My dream? To become a voice actress, of course!

I'll do my best! Like this!

Holy!

Talk about dangerous...

Hey! How dare you run over my paper bags!

Don't mess with me, you bastard!

I'm not going to be late!

I am absolutely not going to be late!

Kobayashi's going to do it!

I might not look it, but I was a class rep until just last year.

Personally, I think I hung in there good for being so small,

but still no one takes me seriously

and every wretched day, my teacher scolds me to get it together.

So, this year, I'm planning on showing off my true abilities.

In other words, don't be late!

Being punctual is the first step towards becoming a voice actress!

Poemi, it's still four in the morning. I get called Penniless Pigmy because my house is like this,

Wear your panties, okay? But I've got it covered with my big heart!

And K, whom I have a crush on...

I'll make him mine someday!

Oh, Director the dad; Ms. Kumikumi the mom.

Why am I director?

Poemi, your panties.

I'll do it! I'll work real hard!

Like that!

Listen when someone's talking to you, stupid.

Bean sprouts!

I have an independent quality, so I can even cook!

My repertoire consists of seven things! Fried eggs, boiled eggs, raw eggs...

Today is sautéed bean sprouts!

Too bland!

In goes, in goes, in goes too much sauce!

Oops, I guess that really was too much.

In goes, in goes, in goes tartar sauce too!

The basics, salt and pepper!

Some sugar for sweetness!

Mix it, mix it! Mix it well! And on high heat, boom!

Oh, not to worry. Kobayashi is fine. Kinda like this.

She sure is wastefully energetic.

Why does Poemi refer to herself as Kobayashi?

She's bad at staying in character.

Kick! Kick!

With one leg! Kick! Kick!

Energetically! Kick!

The director picked this up out of the trash.

With this hi-tech machine that uses kicking as its power source,

I won't have to be late!

Kick! Kick! I'll do it!

Even if it's old, if I can use it, I'll use it!

Now, kick! Kick! And again, kick! Kick!

And more! Kick! Kick! With all my power! Kick! Kick!

Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick! Oh, sorry!

Kobayashi! Kobayashi! La-di-da! Off we go!

That hurt! Wanna go at it, you bastard?!

Hey! I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding!

I'm drenched!

But I'll be businesslike and say... Good morning!

Just kidding.

Kobayashi's first to arrive!

When I do something, I do it!

I got the special award for my audition too!

And I'm also number one today!

Good for you, good for you, Kobayashi!

Good morning, Poemi. Good for you, good for you, Kobayashi!

Good morning, Poemi.

I was wrong!

Who's there?

I'm sorry, did I scare you?

That voice...

Futaba!

Giggle.

Why? How come? Is Inu-nabe Elementary School your home?

Are you actually really rich? Do you have sukiyaki everyday?

Kobayashi hasn't had it for two years.

No, that's not it. You said you weren't going to be late,

so I spent the night at school to wait for you.

Wait for me?

Because if I wasn't here to see it, no one would know you were the first to arrive.

You're right!

When I get an idea, I go straight for it!

I don't worry about anything around me!

That's why I mess up!

Just yesterday, Granny scolded me about my bad manners;

I threw up in the toilet at the director's place;

and found 48 yen in the purse that I got as a gift!

In other words, I'm poor!

Oh, what'll I do?! What'll I do?!

Poemi, don't be in such a hurry to live. Living is... Living is... Living is... Living is... Living is... Living is... Living is...

Poemi, don't be in such a hurry to live. I'm sorry!

It suddenly rained just now, right?

You're going to catch cold dressed like that.

Why don't you take off your uniform and get under the blanket?

Futaba will warm you up. Oh, you're already undressed.

Thanks so much.

Poemi?

This isn't a good idea, Director.

I feel bad for Ms. Kumikumi. Wait...

Poemi, Futaba loves the way you're so wastefully energetic. Whoa! Whoa! Awesome! This is just awesome!

Poemi, Futaba loves the way you're so wastefully energetic. I'll do it! It's awesome!

I'll do it! It's awesome!

Poemi... I'll do it! It's awesome!

The thunder of fate yet rolls...

Look at how Andarte's Niigi overflows.

Good morning!

Everyone, good morning!

Kobayashi's going to do it today too! So please give me work!

Oh, members of the Broadcast Club, sorry about this!

It's just that I'm aiming to become a voice actress!

All right, I'll do it!

Sort of like this and like this. Okay, who can solve this problem?

Me!

I'm throwing my hand up at it!

She's so wonderful.

Poemi, no vaulting during Japanese class.

Sorry about that!

She's so wonderful.

Kobayashi is not sleepy! Not sleepy!

Not sleepy at all! Not sleepy!

She's so wonderful.

All right, I worked real hard again today!

The hi-tech machine that the director picked up has been stolen!

I even gave it a ribbon treatment to make it stand out!

This is my seventh one! Why do they get stolen so often?!

Damn bastards! Damn devils! Damn Satan!

Damn Orphee! Damn J.C.! Damn Victor!

Kobayashi, goddamn!

She's wonderful like this too.

Ma-Maternity!

Do it seriously.

Do what seriously?

Myun-myu-myuun.

Who the hell are you?!

Kidney stones are painful.

I didn't think you'd track me here.

Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro! Afro!

What?!

So, this day has finally come.

You damn bastard!

Take that and that and that!

It's sort of Stand-ish.

Pamyu!

Afro True Sword Secret Technique!

Let's see how you do against this!

Nabeshin! An omission in the tax return...

Nabeshin!

Having it too thick is questionable too.

But this doesn't look too good.

I'm gonna get chewed out by the director again.

I'll go and apologize with you too.

All righty then! Perhaps a message from K on my pager?!

Are you listening?

March 7 ...Deeper There isn't one.

I wonder why K won't send me any messages. I got this pager after all.

Poemi, if you have something you want to say to K,

Bye, K. Why don't you just say it to him in person?

You have class with him everyday after all.

Wouldn't it better if you honestly told him of your wastefully passionate feelings?

A girl approaching a guy is too embarrassing!

I couldn't do it! I won't do it!

Futaba, you're so forward. Doesn't your granny scold you about it?

Or rather, maybe you should just give up on K already?

He ain't thinking about you.

I guess that's what it looks like.

Yeah, next, a call to my cell phone.

Is it a war? Is it Nostradamus?

All that's over already.

Well, thanks for letting me know.

You are quite welcome.

Is the director in a pinch?!

Let's hurry! Backwards!

Poemi, you really are wonderful!

Who is that?

I think he might be someone from the industry.

Don't be saying such stupid things! That's your house!

You're right. Director!

Good morning!

This place used to be Kobayashi's house with a sign that said Watanabe.

You know anything about it?

Mara.

That's...

Director! Ms. Kumikumi!

Poemi, with feeling now!

Director!

Oh, sorry. Sorry about that.

There we go.

Director!

Why?! Why did this happen to you?!

It's terrible! It's just terrible!

Live! Please live!

I don't wanna be out of work! I don't wanna be poor!

Ca... Can... Con...

You moron!

Speak up! Match the mouth flaps!

Sorry about that.

That's not love...

Moron! Get back in tune, damn it!

Sorry about that.

Cow tongue is yummy! My first meat in two months!

I'm counting on you.

Do your job seriously.

Yes! I'll work hard like the cow tongue!

Jab.

Do your best. This is the pressure point to bring out your enthusiasm.

Ooh, I can feel it coming! And out it goes!

This might not work.

It's great! I won it from a bingo game at a year-end party!

It makes sound! It lights up!

All right, Poemi! Eat whatever you want!

Monja fry!

Sauce now? First? The bank is crumbling, but it's okay, right?!

This is great!

She sure isn't greedy.

Oh, my.

Director... Ms. Kumikumi...

The premise is awfully messed up, but thanks for raising me.

Director...

Ms. Kumikumi...

Poemi is... Poemi is...

Pokyu.

I'm going to cry out! Please listen!

One more time!

Poemi...

This could very well be called a bolt from the blue.

It is probably also a fate that could not have been predicted.

Poemi Watanabe became an orphan overnight.

Nabeshin was dead. Kumikumi was also dead.

There is only 46 yen in Poemi's purse.

Where did she lose 2 yen?

Oh, Poemi, what in the world will you do?

Good work, everyone.

Was that about right?

It seemed pretty good.

With my stolen scooter, I'll speed along the night highway.

This is the Aasu residence.

I'll say it. I will say it.

Poemi, you don't have to be so nervous. I'll say it. I will say it.

Poemi, you don't have to be so nervous. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it!

Poemi, you don't have to be so nervous. I'll say it. I'll say it.

I'll say it. I'll say it.

You don't have to waste your energy getting worked up about it. I'll say it. I'll say it.

You don't have to waste your energy getting worked up about it. Kobayashi will say it. I'll say it. I'll say it.

I WILL say it! Kobayashi was a Japanese literature major!

Oh, you sort of look like you're holding it in. I WILL say it! Kobayashi was a Japanese literature major!

Oh, you sort of look like you're holding it in. I will say it! In Japanese! I'll say it! I'll say it! I'll say it!

You're so cute, Poemi. I will say it! In Japanese! I'll say it! I'll say it! I'll say it!

Oh, Poemi, I didn't know you were visiting. Hello.

Yo! Thank you for having Kobayashi over!

Oh, you don't have to go to the trouble of bleeding to be polite.

It's Japanese etiquette!

You wanna have dinner here?

It's my turn to cook tonight, so you won't have to worry about the taste.

Is it meat?! I'd totally welcome a shabu-shabu dinner!

Poemi, that's not it.

Oops! I'd forgotten!

I, Poemi Watanabe, calling myself Kobayashi,

will be relying on this family's hospitality as of today!

In other words, Kobayashi will be a dependent of this family.

There you have it, Mitsuki.

What?!

The Aasu residence sure is rowdy.

Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!

So, we're going to be taking care of Poemi here.

What's the matter, Mitsuki? What was up with that shriek?

Your period late or something?

Is your period being rough on you?

Is your period...

Can't you come up with something that's not related to periods, Itsue?!

Futaba's saying we're going to be looking after Poemi!

So, what's wrong with that?

Poemi's been living in a tent in the park since that incident.

I feel bad for her.

That's right, would you listen to this?

Really, honestly, the old guy overseeing the park is just...

Poemi, you're talking like a middle-aged woman.

It's okay, it's okay! It'll be fun to have an addition to the family.

Is it all right to decide this so easily?

We're just barely scraping by even as it is.

What?

Oh, this is so comfortable.

Why are there huge boob-like things on Kobayashi's head?

I, for one, sort of think it would be good to have you around

Because you would brighten things up more.

Oh, thank you so much! Shii, your kindness has struck me to the core!

And my breasts would be comfortable too.

Shii, Poemi's going to die from boob suffocation!

Boobs! Heavy! Incredible! Just incredible! Shii, Poemi's going to die from boob suffocation!

Boobs! Heavy! Incredible! Just incredible! Oh, you're right.

But if we're addin' a new family member,

won't we also be addin' to our problems?

Won't we also be addin' to our problems?

Hey, why's my speech accented?

Mutsumi, are you against taking Poemi in?

That's not exactly what I'm sayin'.

I want to be with Poemi.

I want to always, always be with her.

And you...

Stop, Futaba.

When you cry, it somehow...

...makes us all feel weak.

Kobayashi will join you!

Oh, this is depressing!

Shut up! You shall address me as Your Majesty!

Lick my feet! Come on now!

Itsue plays a queen at her part-time job.

What is this commotion about?!

Aren't I always telling you that sibling fights are a no-no?!

Nanase...

The whole family always discusses all family issues!

No matter how small the issue, no matter how useless the issue!

That is the tradition our mother and father,

no, all the generations of our ancestors passed down to us.

Onto a family conference!

Basically, the problem is whether we decide to take Futaba's best friend, Poemi, in or not, right?

You got it.

What do you think? Don't you feel sorry for Poemi?

I feel bad for Poemi, but I've got to study for college entrance exams.

I have entrance exams too, but I think I might be able to get a recommendation.

I don't think those things will be too much of a problem.

The weight of a human life is the same as the weight of Earth!

This isn't "Weigh and Go!", you know.

I hate the idea that everything's okay as long as you're personally happy.

Is it wrong to hold yourself dear above all others?

As a supporting platform, Poemi's head is...

Does that mean Poemi's nothing more than a boob parking spot?

Hitomi doesn't need a boob parking spot!

Is that a snide remark directed towards Mutsumi?

What's that supposed to mean, Nanase?!

So, heavy...

And I'm saying that's being snide towards Mutsumi!

Why's it snide?! Don't look at me!

It's okay!

No, it's unforgivable!

Hey, why?!

Shut up!

Those panties I lent you the other day...

You put them on your head?! Quit messing with me!

Stop this!

But it's so heavy.

Want me to make yer noise bleed?!

Whoops, that was close.

Reach!

Boing.

Take that!

Nice and briskly.

Eww! Snot!

Shut up, you!

But it's heavy.

Yeah! Tell it to her!

You call that snide?!

Carbonara! Sweet red bean meat soup!

What are you talking about?!

Stop it! Stop! Stop this!

Oh!

So sad!

I feel weak.

Quit it, you fool!

Shut up!

Wanna fight?! I mean, stop this!

Now, die!

There, there! Oh, pull it out!

There! Take that chop!

So, getting back on topic.

Ah-ah! I'm not falling for that! Have I gained weight?

Oops! There! Not so fast!

I'd rather not admit to it.

Goddamn! Sashimi mayonnaise!

Too heavy!

Eat that!

Your barrage is thin! What are you doing?!

I'll show you!

So, as a result...

By a unanimous vote,

we will be welcoming Poemi Watanabe, parenthesis ten years old,

into the Aasu family.

Poemi is so wastefully energetic.

Her energetic attitude that's not even worth a yen

is what's so distinctive about her.

Director! Ms. Kumikumi! Kobayashi is happy!

I'm going to be staying with the kindhearted-ish Aasu family!

Ha, ha! Penniless Pigmy! Penniless Pigmy!

Ha, ha! Penniless Pigmy! Penniless Pigmy! It looks like I'll be having fun at school too!

I won't lose heart!

It got stolen again!

Hi, K!

He ignored me!

Well, there's a lot of things going on, but I won't get depressed!

I will try not to let your pointless deaths go to waste

by heading straight into becoming a voice actress, non-stop!

Topless!

It's red, it's blue, a, b, c, d, e! Bus gas, blast gas! Wrong!

It's fixed already! Anime is so wonderful!

Poemi, let's take a bath! It's fixed already! Anime is so wonderful!

I'm super-okay with that! It's fixed already! Anime is so wonderful!

Why are we all together?

It's the will of our ancestors

that the Aasu family always bathe together as well.

It's such a pain. It's sexual harassment if you ask me.

Hitomi's happy to be together.

You could also take it as a result of the policy of convenience in anime production.

I can't stand it. Man!

Kobayashi's okay with it.

I don't have a body that would be bad if anyone saw it.

Futaba is happy that you are following our family tradition.

Futaba, you always blush when you're with Poemi.

What? But...

Oh, how comfortable.

Hitomi, are you peeing in the bath again?

Some-thing is com-ing.

It's al-rea-dy close-by.

Hitomi!

Something's coming!

Hitomi's precognitions are never wrong.

If something's coming in this situation...

A pervert?!

Wow.

Visually speaking, this layout has got to be for fan service.

Good, good.

There?!

What?

There's no one.

Maybe it's just our imagination?

Yes, it must be.

Could he have been out to see Kobayashi naked?

No way!

Hey, wait!

Kobayashi will throw in a punch too!

Nabeshin is dead.

There is no longer anyone in this world who will get in our way.

It is at last time to commence our operation.

Nigi-nigi.

Miss Aasu! Don't you have that data compiled yet?!

Well?! Hello?! Miss Aasu?!

Hello?! Hello?!

What Hitomi said... Could it be?

This just in!

Something unspeakable has suddenly appeared in the sky over the city!

It is unspeakable, but...

Enough is enough, Miss Aasu!

You do not seem to be hearing what I am saying.

Some-thing is com-ing.

It's al-rea-dy close-by.

It's here.

SM Club Asoko

SM Club Asoko Earth's in danger! I have to go!

SM Club Asoko Hey! You better torment me my money's worth! Hey! Hey!

SM Club Asoko Hey!

Darn, that job paid well too.

I wonder if they'll consider it paid vacation?

I'm playin' hooky from my university lecture.

I might be in danger of not gettin' the credits.

I'm so glad it happened during P.E.

The Earth is in danger! I have to protect it!

Yeah!

They're calling!

Ma'am, Earth is in danger, so I'll be leaving early!

I suppose it can't be helped. Go ahead.

What? Is Futaba skipping class?!

Ma'am, Kobayashi will also go for no reason!

I suppose it can't be helped. Go ahead.

What is it? Is something good going to happen?

Is it a juicy job? Then Kobayashi's going too!

I'm not gonna lose! Against what?! Anyway, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Ouch!

Sorry about that.

To Poemi, it seemed as if that man were speaking to her.

Saying, "I am Kobayashi's father."

Furthermore, she heard this.

"That will come in handy when you are in a pinch, so take it."

Ultimately, she only thought that she heard this.

And furthermore, this is what she thought.

This fish stinks!

Hold it right there!

We will not allow you to destroy our Earth for no reason!

We, the Aasu sisters, will stop you!

So, is that how we should be doing this, dear ancestors?

Looked about right.

Now is the time for us to put our powers to good use!

Earth Breakfall!

That's our Mutsumi!

It's so amazing that she can fall safely from any attack.

So stupid.

Earth Acceleration!

No enemy can ever catch up with that speed of hers! Earth Acceleration

No enemy can ever catch up with that speed of hers!

This is also pointless.

Secret Technique! Earth Dance of Flowers!

You commit evil deeds because your heart is ill.

I shall heal you.

Earth Healing!

Now, let your heart be at ease.

Hey, that's dangerous!

It's al-rea-dy here.

Here, here, really close-by. You know, using precognition when the enemy is right in front of us is... Earth Precognition

Here, here, really close-by. You know, using precognition when the enemy is right in front of us is...

Our powers are not working against it!

Don't we have any offensive techniques?!

We're defensive specialists. 'Course we don't have any!

Oh, my breasts are so heavy.

Since it's come to this, I'll do my best!

No! Futaba, it's dangerous!

You must not use your power!

Please stop already.

Please don't invade Earth.

In exchange, I will give you my life.

Futaba!

No good! She's already started the countdown in her own way!

The Earth is big.

Big is for Dad's dream, my dream.

Please!

Futaba!

Futaba...

You disappeared so suddenly, Kobayashi was worried.

Are you okay?

Poemi?

But Kobayashi is not okay!

That hurt, damn it!

What?! What?! You picking a fight with Kobayashi?!

I've even got welfare pension, you know!

Poemi, you won't get through to him. I've even got welfare pension, you know!

Poemi, you won't get through to him. The loan for the clarinet was...

Kun-ni-kiita, stinky ball.

That's dangerous!

You never said things were going to turn out like this, Director!

But if Kobayashi died now,

I'd feel bad towards the people who croaked before me,

like the director and Ms. Kumikumi.

Oh, Mr. Masuda, sorry to you too! And Ms. Ishii too!

Mr. Kitayama, thank you for putting up with me everyday!

Hey, what's Mika doing there?!

And I can also see a magical-Iooking tower there,

but I don't remember the scenes from the beginning of the episode anymore.

Isn't Kobayashi stupid?! Anyway, I want to become a voice actress!

Oh, this Japanese-ish sultry shamisen timbre, or rather, tuning...

Poemi could hear it.

The passionate voice of the spirit of the man thought to be

the one written in the script as "Kobayashi's Father"

echoing beneath the annoyingly persistent tuning of the shamisen.

Stand up! And fight! Wash your hands too!

The life of Earth? My life?

I didn't say anything like that!

I'll protect Futaba! I'll protect Earth too!

And I'll become a voice actress!

Poemi!

Transform! Transform into Puni Puni Poemy!

Here I go!

The highlight!

That hurt.

The Heavens call, the Earth calls, the Fans call!

Heads will roll if the video doesn't sell!

Accepting the power of magic into my body,

Puni Puni Poemy makes her big appearance!

So, you have awakened, Puni Puni Poemy.

The life of Earth is your life.

Now, fight!

Just swing your wand once and...

Why the heck?!

Shut up!

I see that my opponent is a coward who cannot even use magic!

I'll fight him with my bare hands!

And here she's talking stupid!

Bare hand!

Swinging ball.

Ana?!

Don't think you can lick me!

When you lick me, if you lick me, you'll get licorice!

Yeah! It's Kobayashi!

Like hell we have any art for the next episode! Quit dreaming!

Wait, but I WANNA dream!

We'll use Mr. Ishino's copyrights to fill in the holes!

Vertical pans! Horizontal pans! Diagonal pans!

Nonchalantly mix and mix in scenes from this episode too!

Puni Puni Poemy! Next episode pending!

Get back to work, Director!

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