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Sukiyaki Western

Matsusaka

Sukiyaki

Sauce

Three Kingdoms Chips

Moe Moe

Three Kingdoms Gum

Sukiyaki

Matsusaka Beef

Half Price

Dear Ms. Mejiro,

Hypothetically speaking, if someone

were to bring a man into Amamizu-kan,

what should her punishment be?

Please give me your opinion.

DEATH

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hipster

Sukiyaki

Chii Sanpo

From a Northern Land

Sukiyaki

Chii Sanpo

From a Northern Land

Takeo Chii

Because I wanted to see you.

An adult man wearing a suit!

Amamizu-kan

Keiichiro Koibuchi

Former Minister of Land,

Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism.

Koibuchi

Tasty meat.

I'd like you to keep private

what I'm about to sing to you

Let's keep our desires hidden away in our hearts

It's really a secret, a secret

I want to take a shortcut

Without getting drenched in the rain,

without getting blown by the wind

Even if it's harsh, keep smiling

Even if they're mean, be nice

I don't want to be sad

Don't want to let the tears rain down,

don't want to be confused

Even if it's insensitive, smile

Just talk about fun things

There's a face I want to see,

there's a voice I want to hear

When I wake up, I want to cry out in joy

"Good morning", let's get along well again today

I really want you to realize how beautiful you are

Why have you never noticed?

It's like you're ignoring your heart

I want you to realize, to understand, right away

I want to get you to realize how beautiful you are right away

You're so, so beautiful that I just have to tell you

Over and over

I'd be so happy if you realized for yourself how beautiful you are

I can't stop thinking about you, please realize how beautiful you are

Mom, it's been three months since I came to Tokyo.

I couldn't become a princess,

but I've had a fun life here with the Sisterhood.

Then suddenly, he appeared before me...

A very strong, very beautiful, male princess.

Tsukimi, are you awake?

Tsukimi? Is something wrong?

O-Oh, hello!

Sorry, I'm in the middle of something right now...

C-Can I help you?

I was wondering if it was all right to leave the jellyfish in the bath.

Who's that?

Hey?

What's the matter, Tsukimi?

I-I'm fine!

I-I'll be down soon!

All right then, I'll see you downstairs.

M-My hand... my hand touched a hipster's mouth!

A-And now it's sticky!

There's weird sticky stuff on me!

What is it?!

Lip gloss?

A-A-Anyway, please put your clothes and wig on!

I-I'm begging you...

You dropped the wig in the hall though.

Th-There it is!

Sheesh, there's nobody here.

The bathroom's that way, right?

I'll go wash my face and—

N-N-No!

Tsukimi!

Emergency! Emergency!

Whatcha doing?

Th-The dust was piling up, so I'm cleaning everything!

Well, come quickly!

We have a desperate situation on our hands!

An application?

Yes, from some self-proclaimed gay men.

Gay?

Agents who die in the field receive no burial!

Do they think girls like us will just squeal for joy at the thought of a gay couple?

The fools!

Gay, transvestite, or baby—a man is a man!

No boys may ever enter our holy Nunnery!

Not even Kong Ming himself!

I know.

I'll send a firm rejection that leaves no room for appeal.

And... send!

Who's that?

I thought Banba and Jiji had both gone to the front lines!

I-I imagine it's just a cat.

A cat? But we don't have one.

Could it be Ms. Mejiro?

She's completely nocturnal.

She'd never set foot in a sunny hallway.

She even bought first-rate light-blocking curtains for the windows.

Yeah, but her deadline is coming up, so maybe...

Ms. Mejiro would never run water so loudly.

Thieves?!

We'd better take a look.

Oh please, I'll do it!

This is a job for the building manager.

Good point...

Why, there's no one here.

Were we hearing things?

Didn't that come from Tsukimi's room?

I-I'll go look!

Oh, you're back.

I-I can't look him in the eyes!

So thieves, after all?

N-No, it's no one...

I-I got it for you.

This place is cool.

Communal baths, communal washrooms,

and the layout and decorating are totally retro!

It's chaotic.

I kinda like it.

Can I come hang out here again?

N-No.

Okay, see you later!

I told you, please don't come back!

Mom, I think this might be the first time since grade school...

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I spent all my money on a fish tank...

It's the time first time since grade school that I've talked to a man who isn't my father.

Even if he is a transvestite.

You take care too, Dad.

Bye.

So, how much did this equipment cost?

Well, all together, about 20,000.

With 20,000, I could get the DVD box set of Takeo's Dengeki!! Strada 5...

I could get that red agate sash fastener I saw yesterday...

"20,000 km Challenge"...

A whole sixty-volume set of Records of the Three Kingdoms, bought used...

A bold move, Tsukimi!

You're as rash as Zhang Fei!

So I'm pretty much out for this month.

Say, who was that hipster girl last night?

S-She was just a passerby.

A complete and total stranger!

But last night she was in the bathroom watching this jellyfish...

Really, Tsukimi?

A-Actually, she's the one who saved Clara's life

by forcibly seizing her from the tropical fish shop!

She may be a hipster, but she was also a really good fighter!

Oh ho, well done.

If this were "Three Kingdoms," I'd say she's Zhou Yu of Wu.

Or maybe Zhao Yun of Shu...

No, no, that's probably going too far!

If we don't stop her fast,

she'll make Three Kingdoms analogies all night.

Yeah...

Well, today's our hot pot party day, right?

We should go shopping soon.

The Amamizu-kan tradition is to have a big hot pot party once a week.

We decide the ingredients together, pool our money together,

and make the meal together.

I love these times.

I-It's a crime that I didn't know they sold these!

It's a classic cover reprint of Big-1 gum!

Here I come!

It's Kong Ming!

Die a thousand deaths!

Mayaya, Banba, it's almost time!

Red as the flags of Sun Quan's army!

Roped with white like the canals of Guangzhou!

Yes! This is true Matsusaka beef!

Meat...

It looks delicious...

I hope I get to try some one day.

We can't afford it, so looking will only hurt more.

Come on, she's here!

The bearer of half-price stickers who appears at 6:00 each day!

Banba, use the Banba Scope.

Gotcha.

Clara here. Allow me to explain.

Banba is able to instinctively sense which meat is the tastiest.

That one... and that one.

Understood.

Here we go, Tsukimi!

Coming!

Two hundred grams per person secured!

Two-thirds of today's meat is pork...

Look, you. If the cow isn't tasty, always go with the pig.

So this place is a vacant lot now too.

There have been more and more recently, haven't there?

That's a new model.

Can I use this?

Can I come here again?

"Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to bring a man into Amamizu-kan...

I humbly request your decree!

...what should her punishment be?

Please give me your opinion."

Yes, of course.

Tsukimi, supper is ready!

Hiya!

Is the little jellyfish still alive?

Mom, your daughter doesn't want to die yet!

It's commercial time.

Clara!

It's the second half.

Tequila!

It smells wonderful!

Hurry up! Let's add the other ingredients.

Come on, come on!

A word, Tsukimi?

This is the bright spot of the Sisterhood's whole week:

"It's 8:00! Hot Pot Party

(Or Grilled Meat or Nagashi Somen or Whatever in the Summer)"!

What is that hipster stranger doing here?!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I don't really understand why, but she came to hang out.

She saved Clara's life, so I can't just kick her out...

But you didn't have to give her a place at our feast!

Everyone's turned to stone. They can't even hold their chopsticks!

Clara again!

Petrification is the Sisterhood's most powerful self-defensive tool in the desert of Tokyo,

the concrete jungle crawling with their natural enemies.

First, automatic petrification whenever a hipster comes within a three-meter radius.

They pretend to be stones on the roadside.

Second, if the enemy initiates contact, they act as if they don't notice.

They're not ignoring anyone; they're actually entering a state of non-noticing.

And third, in the worst-case scenario of an enemy attack,

they temporarily suspend all activity in their temporal lobes.

They expunge the incident and all memories of it from their brains!

And after reactivation,

they fill in the blanks with whatever they like!

I-I'll try negotiating. Maybe she'd be willing to go home.

Please do!

Sitting around a hot pot with a female hipster is turning our meat into poison!

"Female hipster"...

But she's not female!

Pork is actually pretty good, huh?

U-Um... uh, you see...

Oh, what was your name again?

What?

Kurashita.

And your first name?

Tsukimi.

Huh, nice name.

Okay, Tsukimi honey, let me serve you up some of this.

S-So friendly...

Let's see.

Is there anything you don't like?

Can you eat garland chrysanthemums?

Y-Yeah, I'll eat most things.

Oh, wow!

Sweet herbs sure don't make this boy want to samba.

Boy?

Olé!

That song brings back memories!

And the Three Kingdoms puppet theater came on after that!

And then Walk the Rails of Yesteryear.

Really?

That reminds me, didn't you ride a Metro streetcar recently, Banba?

I was on my way to the butler café when I saw your hair spilling out of the window...

Whenever I see those retro train cars on the Arakawa Line, I can't help but get on.

It's my pathetic reflex.

So, who did you go to the butler café with?

I went alone. Can you believe it?

Retro train cars? Butler cafés?

Wait, is everyone here a nerd?

"Nerd"?

P-Please, I beg you, go home!

But I came as a girl.

As long as nobody finds out, there's no problem, right?

Then please don't say "boy"!

Boy, did I really say that?

You just did it again.

Why did you come back, anyway?

Didn't I tell you I would?

But why did you want to?

What a silly question.

Because I wanted to see you, Tsukimi.

Talk about delayed reaction.

She's losing it.

Isn't this fun?

Didn't you settle this with her, Tsukimi?

Mayaya, honey, why don't you try some meat, too?

"Mayaya... honey"?!

Oh, did I get that wrong?

What gibberish is this hipster one spouting?

No one would ever call me "honey" in the first place! Never!

Oh?

I could've sworn I heard Tsukimi here call you that yesterday...

What about you, Jiji, honey?

Are you full already?

You do seem like a pretty light eater.

I don't really care if I'm a light eater or not...

or more like, it's got nothing to do with this...

or more like, I don't want her fussing about stuff like this...

In a perfect world, she would pay for this!

A lowly hipster...

Weird...

Okay then, I'll set it here.

It'll taste bad if it's overcooked.

I'm putting in the next batch!

Hold it.

Don't put shirataki noodles next to the meat.

They'll make it hard!

Banba...

Me too.

What?!

You too, Jiji?!

Wait!

Okay, retreat!

Mayaya?

Huh?

Why'd they leave?

I'm sorry,

but you could say that we can't match your enthusiasm...

If I may put it blunty,

no one here really wants to be your friend.

I say this as the daughter of the building manager:

please don't come back here again.

U-Um...

Sorry I ruined things.

I just started having fun...

Maybe I got carried away.

No...

U-Uh, It's like shirataki and meat, I guess...

What?

When you're near us, we stiffen up, I guess...

Maybe it's chemistry.

What are you talking about?

Nothing...

See, everyone in my family is pretty busy, so us boys eat separately.

I've never really done stuff like eating hot pot in a group like that.

I wanna sizzle! I wanna sizzle!

You really like that, don't you, Tsukimi?

It's been a long time for me too, so I have fun.

But you do that all the time, don't you?

Y-Yes, but that's not what I meant...

When I was little, my parents and I had hot pot a lot, but...

Where are you from?

K-Kagoshima.

Whoa, in Kyushu?

Then you're a Southern girl!

Yes, but it gets pretty cold in the winter,

so we had hot pot a lot...

But...

Oh, I get it.

Once you move to Tokyo, you can't really visit that often, huh?

What?

Oh, no, that's not why...

The distance isn't the reason for it.

When I was little, my mother—

Crap!

The light's on in my old man's room!

I can't believe he's home already...

D-Don't tell me...

this is your house?!

Kuranosuke!

There you go dressing like that again.

Dad's here today, you know.

Oh wonderful big brother, I have a favor to ask!

Huh?

Can you bring me yesterday's Matsusaka beef?

It's still in the fridge, right?

Excuse me?

Why should I go get it?

Oh, I see.

If you don't want to, maybe I'll just visit Dad's office like this.

Hide behind the shrubbery!

To think that the red of Sun Quan's army now belongs to me!

The Banba scope is reacting like crazy.

That proves it's real Matsusaka beef.

Um, does the Sisterhood not have any pride?

All right, I'm cooking it!

Everybody eat all you want!

Okay!

This is the most delicious food in all the kingdoms!

We'll have to give some to Ms. Mejiro too.

Um, what about my meat?

Clara, he said, "Because I wanted to see you, Tsukimi."

In response, the government held emergency meetings

to discuss what should be done with Diet members Ohno and Matsu.

Good morning.

There's Koibuchi again.

However, some in the Diet say it's too little, too late...

He has a mansion in the neighborhood.

Oh, he does?

Don't tell me...

Mom...

Tsukimi, you're spilling it! You're spilling it!

See you later, big brother!

You go to school for a change.

That meat might've been a bribe!

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