NieA_7_06_[A4e].srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Right next to where you are crying.
Right next to where I'm blue.
Dry wind is lying...
in the city with gloomy people...
Come here!
It's dangling a bright abandon...
and a strength to be so-what
I can't be close to sadness...
because I'm not surrounded by people.
Like a person in a happy mode.
I can't change anything...
so I can at least manage this...
Like a person in a happy mode.
It's hot!
It's hot!
This is too hot!
Hey, let's buy an air conditioner! Or at least an electric fan.
If I had money to buy such things, I wouldn't be suffering like this.
By the way, what's this weird music I'm listening to?
Well, I thought great music might take my mind off the heat.
This makes me hotter! I can't stand it!
Then let's appeal directly to lady Kotomi.
What are you talking about?
How can I ask her that, after we blew off the roof?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
Pardon me!
We...
as a civilized people living in this modern age...
request an air conditioner and a shaved ice maker in our room!!
Mayuko said so!
What?!
What are you...!!
I didn't say that!
Actually, it's been unusually hot recently.
I guess you can't concentrate on your studies.
That's right! That's right!
The chronically poor welfare student, Mayuko, needs some help!
An air conditioner and a shaved icemaker!
You just want to eat shaved ice!
Let me see.
I can't set up an air conditioner, but...
we could do something to make your room cooler.
Uh?
What a mess! It's full of dust and junk!
Don't say that!
You are the one always picking up junk!
Humph!
I'm only interested in things that can be sold at high prices.
I don't care about these cheap old heaps...
that I couldn't even sell for one yen!
By the way, what is this room?
The old lady's deceased husband liked to collect antiques.
The rest are books and junk I packed here...
because I had no place to put them.
If we toss these books, some breeze might blow through Mayuko's room.
Right now, my room already has enough wind coming through.
Huh, where is NieA?
I asked her to throw out the garbage a while ago.
She hasn't come back yet.
She must be spending time at the dump again.
Well, don't be so angry!
But...
She always picks up strange junk and builds UFOs in my room.
UFO...
B... B... Big news!
Kotomi! It's important!
What's going on? Mr. Yoshioka?
Here! This!
Please look at this!
What is it?
"Unlimited pinball action!"
"Refreshing feeling like blasting into space."
"A dream leisure land! Great Space King! Open today!"
What is this?
A Pachinko parlor?
What are you talking about?
It's a bathhouse!
A new bathhouse will be opening today, close to us!
What did you say?!
So...
we are going to have...
an emergency management meeting!!
This is an awful situation.
I never thought we'd have a competitor.
Mr. Yoshioka, where is the new bathhouse?
It seems like it's inside the crater.
Inside the crater?
Yes, I tried to look in a little bit, but I only saw their sign.
What kind of bathhouse is it?
Well, by looking at this stupid flyer...
I can tell they are very foolish.
But no matter what, it's our competition!
The economy is in a slump right now!
We don't need two bathhouses in the Enohana area!
They have some nerve to pick a fight with this historic Enohana bathhouse.
Then I've no choice but to crush them completely!
W... wait a minute!
I think we should have a good look at the new bathhouse first.
Yes, first study the enemy and seek weakness.
The college entrance exam flunky has a good point!
I'm home!
NieA!
Big catch! Big catch!
You're late!
And you were supposed to throw out the garbage!
So why did you come back with more junk?!
What's the problem?!
I can make a UFO with this and sell it for a high price.
I told you nobody will buy your junk UFO!
But I already have a buyer.
Who?
C... Chiaki!
Pardon the intrusion.
Here we go.
That was heavy.
So, Ms. Customer, let's sit and talk.
Come over here and have an iced tea.
Lady Kotomi, two iced teas please.
And one shaved ice too.
Shaved ice is out of the question!
Damn!
Chiaki, why are you here?
Well, I heard a rumor about a mysterious bathhouse that opened up around here.
It's like going into outer space.
I'm so excited!
We shouldn't wait any longer.
I agree. Begin the infiltration investigation.
Infiltration investigation?
Yes!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
The problem is who will go?
Enohana bathhouse employees can't go because they know our faces.
Then...
for the women's bath...
Oh! Yes! Yes! I'll go!
Chiaki?
That's a good idea.
Nobody would recognize you, so it's safe for you to go inside...
as an ordinary customer.
Great!
I'll do an infiltration investigation of the mysterious alien bathhouse!
I must write down this excitement right now!!
You have an odd friend.
Well, yeah she's...
Then...
we can let her take care of the women's bath.
But who will do the men's bath?
I'm sure people know my face.
You're right.
Nobody could tell if NieA dressed like a man.
She has no chest.
What's that?!
You're the one with the completely flat chest!
What did you say?!
I said the truth.
Both of you, stop that ugly argument.
Oh, I have an idea!
How about Mayuko's friend who came here before.
You know... I guess it's trendy now...
he has a strange hair style and he's big.
Oh, you mean Genzo?
Yes, let's do that!
Have him come here immediately. He can take care of the men's bath.
Mayuko and NieA, can you check around the bathhouse?
Be careful that nobody finds out.
All right! We'll do it!
Overthrow the rival bathhouse!!
Ah, Genzo?
I'm sorry to ask you, but I need your help for something.
A war of inhumanity and injustice.
If you wouldn't mind...
We will take care of the bathhouse today...
so please investigate thoroughly.
Don't let them find out you're spies from the Enohana bathhouse.
Be cautious!
What a bother!
But if you get some good information, I'll serve a splendid banquet tonight.
My treat of grilled eel on rice in a lacquered box from Unamasa.
That's great! Wow! Great!
I want the prime choice course! Please order liver soup and pickles too!
I can be a spy by sneaking into the alien's bath!
It's so exciting!
The survival of the Enohana bathhouse rests on your research.
Do a good job!
Roger!
I'm sorry Genzo. Making you come over so suddenly.
Well, I was bored anyway.
OK! Let's Go!
Wow, this is a great view!
A great mystery from space!
The precious place of first contact! This is the great crater!
I have to write this impressive moment down!
But what kind of bathhouse would open up inside the crater?
We will investigate to find out why.
A student who failed the college entrance exam thinks differently.
Shut up!!
I know your appetite is making you to do this...
Oh really?!
If you don't want eel, I will be happy to eat yours, too.
I never said I didn't want it!
Mayuko, hurry, hurry! Let's go and check this out!
Chiaki!
Don't be so obvious!
Act more normal. Be more subtle.
I know!
Well, Chiaki Komatsu, now going into the unknown alien bathhouse!
W... wait a minute...
Wow!
What a mysterious atmosphere!
Is this the new bathhouse?
This doesn't look like a bathhouse at all.
Hey! Hey!
Can I go in?
I can't wait anymore!
Well, then...
Chiaki and Genzo, please take care of the inside.
NieA and I will...
Well, let's take a bath and clean off now!
Wrong!
You will check outside the bathhouse with me!
What a bother!
Shut up! Come on! This way!
Ouch!
That hurts! Don't pull me!
OK!
Now we step into the unknown world! Let's go!!
Can't turn back now.
Ouch!
Let's finish this quickly and go back to eat eel.
Shh! Don't talk so loud!
Ah, you look like a cat burglar.
What are you talking about?
This is "sneaky" research. What do you expect?
Stop complaining and start researching!
Research what?
Look for some strange facilities or equipment.
Well, this building itself is already very strange.
What's that smell?
Uh?
What?
Hey, what's wrong?
What?
What are these leaves?
They're too thin to be used as fuel.
Can I eat them?
You!
Why are you always thinking of eating?
This must be some herb to add fragrance to the hot water.
Is that so? It's not a very filling aroma.
Let's take this back and have Yoshioka check it out.
Recovery!
It's a crime to take things without permission!
Don't talk like I'm a thief! I'm just borrowing this for a while!
Criminal! Criminal!
You've finally stepped into the world of crime!
I don't want to hear that from you!!
Shh! You're too loud!
What are you doing there?
Damn.
W... well, I...
Oh, no!
We're not weird people or anything.
It's that totally weird guy!!
Oh, it's Chada.
Oh, Namaste!
I didn't know it was you NieA.
You're the Indian from the convenience store!
Oh, Mayuko, too. Namaste.
Do you have nice juggs?
Boboon!
You already tried that one!
What the hell is "boboon"?
Never mind, what are you doing behind the door?
What else?!
Spying on the rival bathhouse!
Hey! You fool!
Don't be so direct with an employee!
Oh, I'm not an employee.
Uh?
I own this place and I'm the manager.
Welcome!
300 yen for one adult earthling.
Is this place...
Anything wrong?
Oh, well, no.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is this place really a bathhouse?
This room is filled with unknown tastes!
A sense of weirdness is floating in the air!
So, this is the alien bathhouse!
I will then...
begin the research!
A foggy steam is surrounding my face.
I can't see anything. What's beyond the fog?!
Chada is the manager?
So you're the owner of this bathhouse.
Yes!
I can't just run the convenience store anymore...
I must diversify to survive the current economic depression.
Wow, Chada is thinking like a normal person.
Of course.
Then who is taking care of the convenience store?
Of course it's closed now!
You think that's diversifying?!
Well, I'm not sure of the meaning.
Then don't use that word!
First of all...
I don't think you should open a bathhouse in the Enohana area!
You even have a rival, too.
Oh, no, no.
This place is slightly different from any other bathhouse around here.
Once you get into our bath, you will go into a trance.
It even surprises Indians. A secret taste that gets you hooked.
He's really confident!
What secret does this bathhouse hold?
Hey!
This wall is paper-mâché.
Oh, that's a company secret!
You call that a secret?!
Of course this isn't the only secret.
Our bathhouse has many more secrets.
Don't brag about it!
This Great King bathhouse will become the top in Enohana.
How could the Enohana bathhouse lose to such a strange bathhouse?!
That's right!
No matter what kind of secrets you have...
the cram student-thief Mayuko will steal it!
I told you not to call me a thief!
Then how about this...
since you came all the way here, why don't you take a bath before going?
But...
Why not? Love and peachy!
Show each other's butts, then we are butt buddies!
Sexual harassment! An old man's gag!
You needn't hesitate.
It's totally fine.
No!!
We are here to spy!
How could we take a bath in the enemy's territory?!
Don't be so up front!
Oh, that's too bad.
But I've learned something else.
Showing butts and "butt-buddies" is sexual harassment.
At least this isn't a leaf to add fragrance to hot water.
Fuel for the boiler?
No, I burned one of these to test it.
But it's as useless as grass for boiling water.
Really.
Then what is this?
We're back!!
Oh, the reconnaissance party is back!
So how was it you guys?
Uh?
Yeah!
Thanks for waiting!
The scouting party has returned!!
What happened?!
Both of you... seem different somehow...
especially Genzo.
Who me?
Oh, are you all right Genzo?
Chiaki?
Genzo's cracking up!
Don't worry, don't worry!
Mayu-baby!
M... Mayu-baby?
What's wrong Chiaki?!
Did something happen to you at the bathhouse?
Bath?
Bath?
Uh, I feel somehow strange.
Yes, it's as if I'm dreaming.
Was there any special facility in there?
There were no such things!
Yeah, yeah!
Unfortunately I expected a lot because I heard it was an alien bath.
But actually it's not so special.
Well, the hot water is somehow strange.
I felt dizzy and I didn't like it so much.
Me neither.
Hey, are you all right?! Genzo! Chiaki!
I guess we should investigate that leaf further.
Yes.
This isn't the one. This either.
I think it should be around this page based on the shape of the leaf.
It might be cultivated inside the crater.
Ah! I found it!
Which one?
This!
This is...
The leaves at the rival bathhouse were...
of a certain illegal variety.
The next day, police cars came...
and Great Space King was shut down immediately.
The manager Chada insisted "I really didn't know".
He didn't get arrested because he's an alien.
Chiaki and Genzo...
are back to normal, as the effect of the leaves was temporary.
Well... At least it's settled now.
Well, this is nostalgic.
I read this book when I was in college and living here.
No wonder it looks old.
Were you thinking to own and manage a bathhouse since back then?
A bathhouse?
No, of course not.
Then why did you decide to be the manager of this place?
Well, I guess...
I liked this place.
The Enohana bathhouse?
Yes, it wasn't an easy decision.
I had to work two jobs and I knew I would have a hard time but...
I didn't want this place to close.
I can't explain it so well.
I think you're really strong.
I couldn't do it.
It's not as difficult as you think.
And when I'm here, I feel like things are going well...
like I can do anything.
Really?
Well, that's why I like this place.
So that's it. I think I feel that way, too.
By the way, Miss Cram Student!
Huh?
How are your studies?
Well, I guess I'm not doing so bad.
Don't forget to have fun sometimes.
Oh, I almost forgot.
This...
I read this a long time ago.
It was unique and interesting.
Why don't you read it in your spare time?
Yes, thank you.
All right.
I have to work hard at my company tomorrow.
I'm going to get some sleep now.
It's sounds hard. You don't have any days off.
I'm fine!
Seeing as you're a student...
you should go to sleep early, too.
Yes.
Don't catch cold either.
It's 'cause she likes this place...
This is the middle of the Earth where I was born on the beach
This morning, I mimic a peddler and dance with a little god
Come on, come on everybody Come on, come on please
Everybody will grow up and pass away eventually but...
they will born here again so it will be merry
Pleasant things...
happy things...
sad things...
all erased in the sun's music.
Japanese tourists often say they're being ripped off in India.
You should just pay the amount that you want to pay.
After you buy, please designate your refund.
We don't want anything until we win.
There's white powder on Katsu's pants.