NieA_03.srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
It`s notfair Mayu!
Don`t be so greedy! l`m the one who...
caught the monkey!
Damn!
What the hell is she dreaming about?
I have to go to work.
Good morning!
Eh...Na-ma-su-te?
Oh, Namaste!
What is it Mayu?!
It`s still early! What`s with the screaming?!
You fart?
No! No! A pervert!
There`s a pervert at thefront door!
What do you mean a pervert?
A cos-play guy with a turban!
Cos-play with a turban?
Oh, it`s the electric company guy!
Don`t insultthe Electric Power Company.
It`s not like that! He`s a pervert! He`s a damn pervert!
I...l wonder what he`ll do? He may have weapons.
American sack or kaiser knuckles or scud missiles!
Who has such weapons?!
B...but...!
Hey, bill collector!
Mayu is an extremely poor student!
She doesn`t even have furniture, let alone home electronics!
I said he`s not a bill collector!
All right! Go Mayu!
I`m not suspicious.
You look very suspicious!
Police officer!
No, you misunderstood me, Miss!
Why not? No harm`s done!
Pervert!
I`m not a pervert.
Rice tribute. Just here for rice tribute.
He`s babblng!
Help! There`s a pervert!
Oh...it`s Chada.
Oh...NieA.
What?!
You know each other?
An alien meeting?
All the aliens in the Enohana area will gather at this meeting.
But why did you bring this?
Oh, good question! I wanted to show you this.
AM eleven PM seven?
Well, wejust opened right next to the Enohana crater.
Fresh products. Honest cashiers.
A good convenience store that obeys the Labor Standards Law.
I`m the manager, Chada.
It sounds very suspicious.
Here`s afree bento coupon for the grand opening.
Oh, what a wonderful store!
Don`t be sneaky Mayu!
You`re trying to keep the bento all to yourself!
This is for you, NieA.
As of today, the second floor of my store became the alien meeting place.
The meeting will begin at twelve noon today.
What?!
You want me to attend?!
Of course!
All aliens are siblings.
I didn`t know you were attending those meetings.
Well, sometimes I go, sometimes I don`t.
I`m not really interested.
And that total idiot will be there, right?
Oh, of course Karna will be there, too.
Well, see you around...
As a alien living in a foreign land...
you will attend, won`t you?
No! I don`t want to!
Please don`t be so stubborn.
I`ll also be providing free bento for everyone at the meeting.
Well, maybe I should go.
Indeed, you should.
Well, l`m sorry to have caused you so much trouble.
People think you`re a pervert because you wear such a sick costume.
I am?!
But, l`m working very hard to study Japanese culture!
Hey girl! You have nice jugs!
That`s what I mean by sick!
Sick?
"You have nice jugs`` is sick.
I was almost going in the wrong direction.
I learned a lot today.
I guess at least, he`s a diligent alien.
Oh well, alien meeting... What a bother!
Why don`t you go? You can get free bento.
Oh, no! l`ll be late for work.
Bed time.
I`m sorry l`m late.
I`ll see you later!
Oh, Mayuko!
Yes, l`ll be careful!
Mayuko`s a nice girl.
Humans make the best wives.
Newspaper!
Oh, Mayu! Good morning!
This is awesome!
I thought the redevelopment plan had come to nothing.
Yo, what`s up?!
How`s this morning on Earth ?
Let`s listen to a song first!
This is the morning radio program with a coolsound.
Here`s "On My Way``!
Oh, good morning Mr. Yoshioka.
Oh, did you justfinish work?
Nextstop is Enohana Gateway. Enohana Gateway.
Enohana...
The bus is leaving.
Under Residential Area...
I`ve already become a class-five elite alien.
If people in the media found out that I came to Enohana...
I feel nostalgic.
Hey Mayu!
Oh, Chiaki.
Thank you for everything the other day.
Hey, do you have a little time?
Yes.
Here, look!
These are the pictures I took the other day.
Ah, the mother ship?
I was deeply impressed because I saw the mother ship so close up.
Can I visit your place again?
I want to get a better look on clear day, next time.
Of course.
But is it so great?
It`s great!!
It seems broken now, but...
it`s the mother ship that carried the aliens to Earth a long time ago.
It`s just like the mother of all the aliens who came to Earth.
Just the fact that I can see such a rare thing so close...
so close...!
I`m tingling with excitement!!
Yeah? I guess so.
By the way, is Ms. Alien doing well?
Doing well?
She mostly lives like a roach...but...um...yes.
Please let me know if she makes a UFO again.
I`ll definitely come and see it!
Y...yeah...
Well, then...
We will now start the 53 Enohana Alien Meeting.
First, please take a look at what l`ve given to everyone.
It`s one of the main items of my convenience store.
Enohana Kima Curry.
Let`s start the tasting. Please help yourself.
This gritty taste is so unusual.
And this strange aroma makes an exquisite accent.
Uh...w...water!
Look everybody!
Are you all gourmet impostors like those people on TV?!
Don`t act so pleased while eating this weird kind of curry bento!
Oh, Karna! Calm down, calm down!
How can I calm down?!
Alien meetings are not a menu tasting for your weird convenience store!
Which means?
The Enohana alien meeting...
is meantfor exchanging opinions to improve alien public recognition...
and raise the social status of aliens living in the crater area.
Why in the world should we sample your dried out curry bento?!
B...but...
No buts!
Besides, why are these the only aliens here?
The shopping district attendance is so poor!
The only aliens attending these meetings are myself and you guys!
Oh...
Ho!
Uh...w...water!
These idiots will never help raise alien status!
Who are they supposed to be anyway?
The Hawaiian fetish guy!
The Pig!
And the "Last of the Mohicans`` shaman!
And of course!
The phony lndian!
Oh, Namaste!
Shut up!
I know you`re just a dark skinned alien...
who wrapped a turban around his head to look eccentric!
I`m sure you`ve never even been to lndia!
I know you bought that turban in the party goods section at the supermarket...
in front of the station!
Is this the international dummies convention?!
The world assembly of freaks and weirdos?!
Then that would make Karna the representative of China?
I am nothing like you guys!!
Look at this super high-powered antenna!
This can even receive Beijing broadcasts from across the ocean.
I`m much higher-ranking than you phony international aliens!
Yes, Enohana block three, Shimokawa `s residence?
One order Chinese bowl?
Thankyou very much!
Her waves are crossed.
This looks bad.
What should we do?
Just pretend not to notice.
A...anyway!
We should be working hard to improve alien status and public recognition!
That`s the purpose of the Enohana Alien Meeting!
And this is the loss leader of my store, curry flavored shakes.
Ho!
Listen to me!
Huh?
Alright! I showed up!
Where is my bento? Bento!
Oh no, she`s here! The no antenna!
Shoo! Shoo!
What`s your deal?
I`m here because they invited me!
Nobody invited you! You lazy under alien!
Because of unemployed loafers like you, alien social status will never go up!
What did you say?!
It`s aliens like you...
who make us good-natured unemployed aliens look bad!
Well, well...
Ladies! Lets eat curry and calm down.
Yeah!
Curry bento! Curry bento! Curry bento!
Be careful!
That was close!
Without bento, there`d be no purpose to this solemn alien meeting.
Who said you could change the purpose?!
First of all, your greediness is lowering our image!
The poor image of Enohana aliens is all because of you!
You under-under below standard alien!
Disgusting!
One more plate!
Oh, a happy reaction.
I said listen to me!!
I wonder how everybody is...
Ah, l`m so full!
You ate all of it!
Leave some for the rest of us!
What`s your deal?!
I ate yours because you said you didn`t want it!
I`ve never said I didn`t want it!
Now...now...
I thought this might happen, so I made more curry over here.
Oh, god! There`s this much more?
I`ve got a bad feeling.
W...water...
Well if you insist, I guess I shouldn`t refuse.
What a twisted personality!
Why can`t you just say you`re hungry?
What did you say?!
You no antenna!
How could you speak to me like that!
Don`t give me that!
You are always tripping because your antenna keeps receiving weird signals.
I get it. You`re jealous of me.
I`ve been an elite ever since I was born and l`m so beautiful.
In addition, I have a brilliant mind and a high-powered antenna!
You`re jealous!
I don`t want a spinning lollipop on my head!
You...you...
You can eat this!
So can you!
I`m sorry l`m late.
Watch out!
Oh, well...
Uh, I was waiting for you Mr. Geronimo Hongo.
As a top elite alien from the Enohana crater area...
please give us some advice as to help improve alien social status.
Try Kokumaro curry.
Ah, Mr. Yoshioka...
What`s wrong?
Why are you closing?
Well, I had to reserve the whole bathhouse for them today.
What?
What`s this strong curry smell?
Remember this!
I will have my revenge!
You`re the one who threw the curry!
Everything is that phony lndian man`s fault!
Just wait and see!
At the next meeting, l`ll raise the Enohana aliens` public recognition...
and social status!
You just want to live in a nice city managed apartment.
Don`t try an make it look like you`re something better.
What did you say?! You no antenna!
Humph!
A spinning lollipop head shouldn`t talk!
You stop saying that!
Spinning lollipop!
What`s with them?
Is this a bubble bath?
How elegant!
No, I farted.
I didn `t know anything about the Enohana alien meetings.
Itseems like they hadan awfulmeeting today.
However, NieA didn `t care at all andhadfun, as usual.
I don`t know what to say...
They call NieA an "under seven``.
She doesn`thave an antenna, even though she`s an alien.
She acts like the alien meetings have nothing to do with her.
Atany rate, I don`treally understand things like alien rankings orantennas.