Mad TV (season 13)

Jerry Springer hosts a fictitious episode of his talk show about viewers who have been offended by Mad TV's content and Nicole Parker appears to defend the show. Sketches include: "UPS: Brown Innuendo" fake commercial, "Flashlight Masturbators", "The Zapruder Home Movies", "Wizard of Oz Deleted Scene: The One-Legged Slave", "Mary Poppins Deleted Scene: Illegal Mexican Housekeepers"; the music video parody of Nelly's "Hot in Herre" about pedophilic Catholic priests, "RU-486: Motherly Regrets" fake commercial, "Ace Hardware: John Madden's Birdhouse Injuries", "Sesame Street: Big Bird Gets the Bird Flu", "Closeted Gay Football Fans", and "Brain's Scented Farts".
NOTE: This episode also mentions a banned sketch called "Schindler's Lost" that was originally supposed to air during the show's first season, but was pulled for being too offensive. The sketch can now be seen on most online video sites and on the season one DVD set of Mad TV.

Jeff Probst and Caress the Prostitute (Keegan Michael-Key) hosts a clip show of Mad TV's best TV show parodies, including parodies of Survivor ("Survivor: Cook Island: Racial Teams"), I Love Lucy ("I Love Lucy 98: Lucy Meets Prince"), The Sopranos ("The Sopranos on PAX"), House ("House Crosses Over with Grey's Anatomy"), COPS ("CLOPS: Paddington Bear The Flasher; Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robot Brawl; and The Pillsbury Doughboy's Rampage"), The Honeymooners ("The Honeymooners 03: Ralph and the Terrorist"), Lost ("Larry King Reviews Lost"), The Oprah Winfrey Show ("Oprah and Dr. Phil Help a Tornado Victim"); a fake commercial for the iPad menstrual pad, the Korean soap opera Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive; a fake commercial for Coors Beer; and a parody of The Montel Williams Show.

Perez Hilton and Bobby Lee (as Johnny Gan from "Johnny Gan's Movie Reviews") hosts a clip show episode centered on Mad TV's best swipes at all things pop culture. Sketches include: "Kenny Rogers' Jackass", the P. Diddy/Kim Jong-Il music video parody "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb", "Britney Spears Cooks Thanksgiving Dinner", "High School Musical: The Other Students' Secrets", "The Apple iRack", the My Chemical Romance music video parody "The Black Tirade", the movie trailer parody for Memoirs of a Geisha, the music video parody of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful" ("I'm Beautiful"), "MTV's TRL: M.C. Escher Featuring Julie Andrews", the fake commercial "Tickle Me Emo", and a parody of Bravo's Project Runway.^[1]

Susan Sarandon and Michael McDonald host this clip show episode, highlighting Mad TV's most popular recurring characters, like Stuart Larkin (McDonald), Miss Swan (Borstein), and Lorraine Swanson (Collins).^[1]

iPod commercial parody features Feist (Parker) singing about Apple constantly changing their iPods; Joey Fatone meets an old woman who knows about the history of the Music Box Theater and stars in a reality show about air guitar musicians becoming famous; parody of NBC's The Bionic Woman is rife with lesbian undertones; tabloid news show Hollywood Lip Service catches older, more mature and established celebrities exposing themselves; Jordan Peele, Bobby Lee, and Johnny Sanchez show racially stereotypical takes on a pancake commercial; an airline outlines new ways to gouge money from its passengers; Anjelah Johnson does stand-up.

Music video parody of Rihanna's "Umbrella" has Hillary Clinton (Parker) madly in love with Barack Obama (Key); new feature player Dan Oster reads a snippet of a romance novel he wrote himself; Coach Hines fields questions from students; promo for a new cable channel dedicated to "dangerous job" reality shows in the same vein as The Deadliest Catch and Ice Road Truckers; a deleted scene reel from Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List; AT&T now has service for people in suggestively-named towns; another installment of Johnny Sanchez and Bobby Lee's Rice And Beans: The Heartland Tour; Bon Qui Qui (Johnson) annoys her customers at King Burger; a couple (McDonald, Parker) try to explain themselves to a police officer (Key) over a speeding charge; Jon Reep does stand-up.

Parody of Avril Lavigne's music video "Girlfriend" has L'il Mama (Hall) teaming up with Lavigne (Myrin) to give her street cred and save her from being sued for using Toni Basil's "Mickey" in her new song; Bobby Lee does motion capture for a fantasy video game; claymation auditions for fight scenes and love scenes; an unseen viewer switches between a Spanish variety show and news of a meteor on a collision course with Earth; Prison Break promo exposes the show's repetitive storyline; a black poetess (Hall) uses spoken word to call out her ex-boyfriend (Peele); 24 parody where Jack Bauer (Oster) uses his brutal interrogation skills on an old man, an orangutan, and a little boy; parody of Criss Angel's Mindfreak has Flava Flav (Peele) ruining Criss Angel's (McDonald) tricks.

Crista Flanagan and Bobby Lee train to be surfers; Native American former weatherman Eddie Thundercloud (Key) runs for President in 2008; spoof of Disney's Hannah Montana has the teen singer (Flanagan) invited to a drug-fueled after-party with Matthew McConaughey (Oster), P. Diddy (Peele), and Amy Winehouse (Parker); two friends (Key and Peele) get involved in an over-the-top knock-knock joke contest; a Chinese man (Lee) is hired to test American toys for traces of lead.

A spoof of BBC news featuring a parade of ugly British anchors; parody of crime drama Women's Murder Club where the women act too stereotypically feminine to get any work done; claymation sketches for monster and superhero auditions; Bobby Lee stars in his own survival reality show; a husband (Peele) thinks his wife (Flanagan) hired a teenage babysitter (Myrin) to come over for a threesome; a black man (Key) with a spot-on Bill Cobsy impression gets upstaged by a white man (Oster) with a better one; Bobby Lee and Johnny Sanchez continue their Rice And Beans tour; a convenience store clerk (Sanchez) thinks one of his customers (Key) is a Muslim.

Juno sequel has quirky teen (Flanagan) harvesting organs; Barack Obama (Key) and Oprah (Hall) sing about how the former beat Hillary Clinton in the polls; in a thinly-veiled parody of the Eliot Spitzer scandal, press conference reporters criticize a deposed governor's (McDonald) cuckolded wife (Flanagan) for being oblivious to his infidelity and sexual misconduct; Fun With Clip Art shows a depressingly awkward conversation between bicyclists; Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew features burnt-out D-list celebs and a bad performance of "Greased Lightning"; Hilarry Clinton (Parker) gets a ride from The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man (McDonald); Bobby Lee and Arden Myrin go to an American Idol party; a white shopper (Parker) can't describe a saleswoman who disappeared without bringing up the fact that the missing saleswoman was black; a depressed self-help author (Flanagan) speaks at a women's empowerment seminar; Roger Clemens' (Oster) interview about his steroid abuse is filled with innuendo about "getting fingered".

A parody of Snoop Dogg's video, "Sensual Seduction" focuses on tax time and what celebrities are going to buy with their tax returns; a parody of the E!'s Keeping Up with the Kardashians has Kardashian sisters posing and stepfather Bruce Jenner (McDonald) wondering what happened to his career; Pat Beth and Dontel LaMontrose from Inside Looking Out sing songs supporting Barack Obama; another installment of the Korean soap opera Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive; a complicated new game show on NBC is the product of the writers' strike and the dumbing down of America; Eugene the janitor (Key) meets Hugh Laurie, Chris Evans, and Cedric the Entertainer; Arden Myrin helps Bobby Lee get women in a bar and gets beat up by Kat Von D; a little person (Sanchez) is a member of an investigative news team; Fun with Stock Footage shows a dilapidated building being put up for sale.

Parody of Pussycat Dolls' reality show Search for a New Doll; a former Vietcong (Lee) appears in a political ad attacking John McCain; parody of will.i.am's (Peele) video "Yes, We Can" about Kim Jong-Il (Lee); the Mannequin Killer (McDonald) returns, with Neil Patrick Harris as a fellow mannequin trying to stop him; parody of The Moment of Truth with Connie Chung and Maury Povich; Melvin Dufrane (Peele) calls the cops about a missing bag of marijuana and a driver killing his friend, all the while confessing to crimes he committed; a fashion makeover show where the hosts (Parker, Peele) kidnap and torture a fashion victim (Oster); a fat woman (Flanagan) can't understand a simple diet plan; The Rude Jew (Michael McDonald) sells mattresses.

An American Idol parody from Eastern Europe called Albanian Idol; Bobby Lee and Dominic Monaghan star in a Lost parody; Jordan Peele records a YouTube video message in response to a Star Wars parody; Johnny Gan (Lee) and Pongo return to review superhero movies; T-Mobile commercial parody where Charles Barkley (Key) calls Dwyane Wade (Peele) about covering up a death; a FOX News anchor (Myrin) interviews Latino hoodlums on the 2008 Presidential election; a fantasy film movie trailer parody has a boy's trip to a magical forest world undercut with real-world panic over the son's disappearance and his father (McDonald) accused of murdering him; a boss (McDonald) interviews a candidate (Key) while on the toilet; a commercial featuring abused dogs in a kennel is really a commercial for chain-link fences.

Spoof of the FreeCreditReport.com commercials has the singing spokesman (Oster) in jail and homeless after not paying off his credit cards; Dr. Phil (McDonald) tricks Britney Spears (Parker) and her family (Flanagan, Myrin, and Oster) into appearing on his show; on the latest installment of 24 with Bobby Lee: Dave Navarro discovers that Bobby Lee has a boil he got from lying to a blind girl; new movie Spin Up centers on sign spinners preparing for a dance-off; Sesame Street parody shows the fun side to living on the brink of economic collapse; Coach Hines (Key) returns to teach his class the art of war while on a paintball course; Luann Lockhart (Flanagan) does stand-up; the notorious Grand Theft Auto video game series is now a board game the whole family can play; in a send-up of American Idol, Bobby Lee and an old man are chosen as finalists over who will stay on MADtv as a cast member; a "Feed the Children" commercial parody has the announcer promising stronger kids with more donations.