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All these people are useless. Only you are my own. Give me company throughout my life. Lucky girl! You've been clever. Now I have to face the music all alone. Babu! My tea! The animals in our zoo have woken up. Babu! Get up! It's started all over again. Babu! Coming up! Babu! My milk! Coming up! Babu! My toast! - Coming up! Babu! Warm water for my bath! Coming up! - Babu! My clothes! No! I won't do it! I'm not going to do anything! I'm going mad! Babu? Babu? Where are you going? - I've gone wrong in the head! My head is swimming! You make me do the job often men! And you don't even pay me for one! To hell...? - To hell with you! Greetings, sir. And take care of yourself. Useless fellows! Babu is gone! Now you can do the chores yourselves! To hell with you! Listen! Wake up! Babu has dumped the job! Get up! -What?! Has Babu dumped us?! Yes! - Hell! Listen! Wake up! Babu has run away! -What?! Meena! Where's my tea?! Meena! I have to get to work. Please iron my clothes. Please get me some warm water for a bath, Meena. Meena! How about some breakfast? Now that Babu is gone, they'll make life hell for the poor orphan. My henpecked sons will never ask their wives to do anything! Nothing wrong with working. I'm here! Why should my aunts work? Besides, I'm the youngest. - So is Lakshmi's daughter. Why doesn't she do the chores? - Forget it; I love the work. Now have a cup of tea. Go serve them first. I will have it later. I won't serve anyone else before I've served you. Now take this cup. Now give me a smile. That's like a good boy. Tea coming up! What's going on?! Not a single servant sticks in this house. This is such a large household. How can a servant handle so much? We should employ 2 servants. - And who pays them? You father will, ofcourse! He's sitting tight over a pile of cash. What are you doing?! - Can't he pay 2 servants? Dad is of the opinion that he has done more than enough as a father. He has brought us up, got us married, and has given us a place to live in. Now it's up to us to earn our livelihoods. How about a cup of hot tea? - Tea! Good morning, Uncle and Aunty. - Good morning. Have a cup of tea. - No. I don't want tea. Is Dimple not up yet? Don't wake her up. She returned from the disco at 2. - I see! Give her a glass of warm milk when she gets up. Sure. Bye. - Bye. D'you think it's right for a girl to come home from a disco at 2 a.m.? Perfectly all right! You haven't given me a reply. - To what? You don't even try to understand! lf we live apart, we can afford a servant at least. And we're a small family of 3. The servant would come cheap. You fool! If we leave, Dad will give this house away to my elder brother. D'you realise the value of this house in these times? Piping hot tea! Good morning, Uncle. Good morning, Aunt. Good morning. - Here you are. Please iron my clothes. I have to get to work. Sure. Where's Rinku? He has to go to school. He has left already. - I see. You've left me saddled with a Bremen-town musician! He hasn't even brushed his teeth. And that cacophony rankles me! Uncle... Uncle...! - What is it? I'll miss school for your sake. - How come? You asked me to tell you how I find your tunes. And you haven't yet finished a single tune! I'm in a flx. I've gone over all the songs... old and new. But there isn't a single tune left! Music directors haven't spared any! I can't plagiarise a single tune. But I'm still tying... Hold it! What's that you're singing? I'm not singing. I was just going over the multiplication tables. Oh whatever! Just do it loud and clear. Two one's are two. Two two's are four. Two three's are six. - That's it! Got it! Great! I found the tune! It's tough to score a tune. Isn't that so, Uncle? True. But the kid wouldn't understand that. Oh yes! You work so hard at it. - That's true. First one has to listen to songs in English. And then you must plagiarise these into Hindi tunes. That's not a joke! Isn't that so, Uncle Puppy?! You're poking fun at me, aren't you?! Not at all! -Where d'you think... you're running away?! - Please! I was just joking! Daddy! - What's up? What happened? Will you stop wailing and say something...? Must you cy out of tune, sister? Just tell us what's up. Oh! How can I say this, Daddy?! I've left Sunil once and for all! Really?! - What's she saying?! What d'you mean?! This is a marriage! Not a rented apartment you can walk out of! What else could I have done, Daddy?! Sunil used to wake me up early! He used to force me to make tea, cook breakfast and do the chores! And I asked him on his face whether he married me to do his work for him. He could have employed a maid to do the chores. As it is, we don't even have a servant now. And she walks in! What? - I mean to say that... ... she shouldn't have left him at this point of time. I left my husband to come to my father's house! I haven't come here to become a burden on you. Come with me, aunt. Let me get you a glass of water. Get me something to eat. I'm famished! Come... you can eat all you want. Must you shoot your mouth I can only pray that Meena gets married into a decent family. Who is this? It is past 7.30. And you are still asleep! But I was seeing such a lovely dream! So you were dreaming! And what was this dream like? I was standing in a picturesque place. And I basked in solitude. There was no one with me. Neither were you... You dream of such utter rot! And that's just why you sleep till late. Get ready fast. You won't get breakfast after 8. Oh God! Why was the clock invented? Good morning, father. Give me! Why haven't you had a bath? -You gave me a shower in bed. Why waste water and time over another shower? '8 a.m.' Time for breakfast is over. Dad... the clock could be ahead of time. But my son, that clock could possibly be running late. Now get up. - But Dad... I expect to see you in the office at nine sharp. Father? Father? Mr. Sharma! Are you ready?! Let's hurry! Oh, my God. I mustn't be late! Have you got the brick? -Yes. - Give it to me. - Sir, brick. Now make a move! You must reach the office before I do. Hurry! All right. Must he do this every day?! Was he born late? Yeah, yeah man! Make sure that this file reaches me by this evening. Alright. Alright. Very good morning, sir. I am on time. Good morning, sir. Hello. - Sir. What? Sir. What? What? Shut up, man. Your towel is spilling out. The towel is showing. - I've seen it. Look at this. Look at this. The towel is hanging out. How did it stay in there?! - Let me take it out. Mr. Sharma! What are you doing?! Good morning, sir. - Good morning. Should I take it out? -You should get out! Get out. Good morning. - Sir, it's a towel. Good morning. How did it stay in there?! Good morning, sir. - Good morning. Good morning, sir. - Good morning. Good morning, sir. - Hello, everybody. Good morning, sir. - Hi. - Good morning, sir. Sit down. Get me a pillow. -Yes, sir. Take a look at this girl. Wow, sir. Very pretty. Sir, if the steno is beautiful and young then the whole staff will be very lively. I'm not selecting a stenographer. I've selected her for my son's bride. In which case, she will boost your morale! Isn't that so, sir?! Whose daughter is she? - I haven't an idea. A matchmaker sent these photographs in. He'll tell us. Do something... Sure. - Send this photograph with that file to Raj. And tell him that I sent it. I'll give it to him. Go on! - Oh yes! He stands with his mouth agape! The clown! Good morning, sir. Good morning, sir. What is it? - Boss has sent this file for you. He wants you to go through this file and speak to him over the phone. Keep it there. - You'll speak to him, won't you? I will. Hi, father. Have you been through the file? I have a pile to go through already. Put the other files away. Just go through the file I've sent you. What's so special in this file? -Your marriage. You'll find a girl's photo inside it. You will marry her. Dad! Is this the girl?! Yes. Do you like her? I'm not going to marry this girl! - I am not asking for your opinion. I'm telling you that you are going to marry this girl. Get that?! That's all. - Dad! I'll marry a girl of my choice. It's a question of my life! D'you mean to say that I'm your enemy? You aren't exactly being friendly. - What d'you mean?! Take a look at this girl. What's wrong with her? Beautiful! - D'you like her? - Sure. Then marry her. - Sure. Take a look for yourself. What's wrong with her? Father, I don't like her. She is so fat. How dare you refuse me?! Let go of my hand! All right! I'll call the matchmaker right away. I'll finalise this proposal! Let's see how he evades the marriage. Let go of my hand! - I let go of it long ago. Let's see how he evades the marriage. Grandpa! Dear grandpa! Take a look at this! What's up? - I stood first in my college! Wonderful! I'm so proud of you! The University is giving me a prize for the excellent scores! A ticket to Paris. - Really?! It's for a management course. May I go?! It's a matter of only 25 days! Please let me go! That's quite unnecessary. You have had enough of education. It's time you learnt the household chores. Degrees are going to be of no use when you live with your in-laws. She's right. We'd lose face in society if you do anything wayward in a foreign land! Of 800 students, I am the only one who has got this chance! Please let me go! - Don't be sad. You may go. Okay? - Thank you. What are you saying?! Will you send a young girl abroad all alone? She isn't going alone. -Am I going...? Shanno will accompany you. Thank you, grandpa. Good morning, sir. Why haven't you gone to the office? The boss is waiting there for you. He has sent me to take you to the office. Call the office and tell him that I'll go to work on one condition. He isn't going to discuss this marriage with me. I'll marry a girl of my own choice. That's impossible! - Why? Please don't mind me saying this. In this house, you can't even eat... or drink what you might like! You can't do what you wish. You can't even wear the clothes of your choice! How could you marry a girl of your choice?! Mr. Sharma... please don't rouse my temper. Even if you get into a rage, what can you possibly do? Could you run away from home?! -What are you saying, Mr.Sharma?! Could I ever run away from home?! Open sesame! I'll travel all over the world! And I won't ever come back home! Aunt! Hurry! - Coming! Taxi! Wait, man. Taxi, wait. Wait. Wait. The meter is ticking! And the luggage is stowed! I've taken the cab. Hurry! Take the front seat. Hurry! - Stop! Excuse me, mister. - Yes? We're taking this cab! - But I've taken it already. But I hailed the cab! -You haven't bought it, I presume. Excuse me, by the way. I'd give up a 100 cabs for a pretty girl like you! But not today! Taxi! Move it! Meena! Our luggage! Stop the cab! Stop! Stupid. Come on. - Let's go. You don't understand, Aunt! They weren't willing to let us go. If they get to know this, they'd say that we lost our luggage before... ... we reached the airport. And they will insist that more could go wrong. Our trip could be cancelled! What are we going to do?! We can't wear these clothes for a month! We'll can always buy some clothes over there. If I find that thief, I'll bash him up! Aunt! Thank you. You were cursing him a moment ago! And you just thanked him! We're lucky to have come across such a handsome thief! I'll fix him! Excuse me. - You are excused. How dare you run away with our luggage?! Such manners! I just returned your Luggage. And you are accosting me! Shut up. Had we not come to the airport, how could we have found the luggage? You've got it back, haven't you?! - Meaning? Did you do us a favour?! This man isn't for quarrelling. He's more worthy of friendship. Hello. - Hello. Aunt, let go of his hand. A friend! He'd even make an unworthy foe! Let's go! Excuse me. - Yes? Comparatively, you seem quite intelligent. Stupid man. Madcap! Have you seen this man? - No. Dad! Maybe you could've seen him. Please take a look... Wait a second. Please hurry! Have you seen this man? - Excuse me. I'm busy. Take a look. You might've... - Sorry. I don't know. Are you through? - Yes. - Let's move. Hurry. I've seen her somewhere... - Forget her. Concentrate on him. Has anyone seen this man? This is a public place! I'm tired. How will I find him? - Let's go to the domestic airport. Where's that? - Over there... Excuse me... I think I have seen them somewhere. What's that to me? - Neither me! I'm on the run! Brother.. Had his teeth been all right, he would look like my son. Take that cap away, and it could be him. Move it. -Yes. - Fool! "I'd love to have you in my every reincarnation." "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "I'd love to have you in my every reincarnation." "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "A dream world.." "I'd love to live in a dream world." "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "I'd love to have you in my every reincarnation." "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "If you had been Hema Malini. If you had been.." "If you had been Hema Malini." "I'd also be.." "I'd also be Dharmendra, wouldn't I?" "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "I'd love to have you in my every reincarnation." "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "If you had been Dimple Kapadia. If you had been.." "If you had been Dimple Kapadia." "I'd also be.." "I'd also be Kaka, wouldn't I?" "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "I'd love to have you in my every reincarnation." "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "If you had been Jaya Bhaduri. If you had been.." "If you had been Jaya Bhaduri." "I'd also be.." "I'd also be Lamboo, wouldn't I?" "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "I'd love to have you in my every reincarnation." "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." Have you made a reservation? - Yes. It has been reserved. That was a good thing you did. - Oh yes. Now move it. Excuse me. Good afternoon. - Hello, good afternoon. My name is Meena Nath. I have a reservation. Yes. Did you have a nice trip? Yes, very nice. Very nice, thank you. - Oh, good. You can fill up here. Yes, sure. This is the key to your room. - Thank you. Go on. I'll fill the form and come upstairs. Yes, come quickly. Aunt! You've gone off to sleep already? You should have washed before going to bed. Are you tired? Even I'm tired. I'm going for a bath. Order something to eat. I'm famished. Now get up! Come on! Aunt! I got a hug! Give me the gown quickly. Hold on... Now where is the gown? Quick! - I'm getting it. Take it. - Thank you. Aunt... have you brought Uncle's gown along? "If you had been Saira Banu. If you had been.." "If you had been Saira Banu." "I'd also be.." "I'd also be Yusuf, wouldn't I?" "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." "I'd love to have you in my every reincarnation." "I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." You! It's my room. It's my gown. It's my cheek. But the slap is yours. That's quite unfair. No! -What are you saying? Get a hold on that temper. Else, you're likely to lose your shirt. Shut up! What are you doing here, Meena? You were cursing him all the while. And here you are... in his room! You fooled me all right. You should've taken me into confidence, at least. It's nothing like that! I came into this donkey's room by mistake. A mistake?! - Do you mean donkey? Yes, I mean donkey. - Yes? - Let's go. Excuse me. That's my gown. Leave it here. I'll return it after changing. - Make sure you wash it. We'll have it ironed too. We're in the room across. Come over for tea. Let's chat. It'd be fun. Okay. Alright. - Hey, just a minute. We won't stay here! -Where would you go? There's no dearth of hotels. We'll put up elsewhere. No better a view than in here. -You are more sensible by far! If we stay here, I'll have to see his face! And I don't want to see it! And your face isn't the prettiest face in the world, you know! Okay, no problem. I'm fine, it's okay. - Okay, it's alright. No problem. Take her away before I throw her out! Get lost. Let's go. Let's go. Bye. - What is this nonsense? Sorry, ma'am. No rooms, ma'am. Extremely sorry. Sorry, ma'am. No rooms. I am very sorry, ma'am. Aunt? That's the result of being so stubborn. We can't find accommodation anywhere. Listen to me. Let's go back. Else, we will have to sleep on the pavements at night. All right. - That makes sense. Let's go. Let go. I'll carry it. What happened? - Our room has been given away. Accommodation isn't available here. - Oh God! - What are we to do now? Have we met? We had come to your room this morning. So you're back, are you? He's tying to add insult to injury. Unlike you, I pay due regards to my countrymen in a foreign land. I see! -And especially to women. You may bring your Luggage up to my room. Didn't I tell you that he's a good boy? Come on. Let's go. We don't even know him, Aunt! How can we stay in his room? How long does it take to get to know people? Step aside, will you? Hello. - Hello. - I am Shanno. - Hi. I am her aunt. She is... - Meena! And I'm Rajesh. There! Now we know each other. Come on. Let's go. I'm not coming. -You can live on the sidewalk. It's people like you who give our county a bad name abroad. How dare you? - Yes, this is true. What do you mean by "it's true"? - Yes. Just get out from here, okay? - Okay. What is your problem? - Okay, I'm going. Cool, baby. Cool. I don't want to give my county a bad name. Who? Where? You? - Yes. Okay. I'm ready for you. -Are you coming? Come on. - Let's go. Bye. Ill-mannered idiot! Stupid! Thank you. You make sparkling conversation. - Your company is telling, you see. Tell me something. Has this girl always been like that? Or, has she grown up into this?! - Let her be what she is! I'm not like her. - Ofcourse not! You're special! Thank you. Have some tea. Is it nice? - Oh yes, thank you. What is it? Don't be angry. Come upstairs. I don't need any help. I'm fine. You might catch a chill. You might fall sick. It won't kill me. Such a temper! Don't her parents admonish her? They aren't alive. They died when she was an infant. He put me to sleep in his bed! Beside him! Get up! Else I'll bring this place down! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! How about some piping hot tea?! She nearly killed me! Who brought me here? -Your Aunt couldn't have picked you up. I carried you up. How dare you pick me up in your arms?! Who do you think you are?! I can't tolerate this any more. Get out of here! Okay. Relax. Cool it, baby. What you've done is terribly wrong! How is he at fault? You would have been more sensible had you taken ill or been abducted. But I liked the boy as soon as I saw him. You won't be able to find anyone better. Look at me. I didn't get the happiness I expected out of marriage. You've been bumping into him ever since we saw him in Bombay. God might have made him for you. Stop him, Meena. Stop him before he goes too far away from you. Go on! Excuse me. Can I have a rose please? Sure. Thank you. - Welcome. Hey, I am sorry. Please. Hi. How do you do? What's your name and where are you from? Rajshri. I'm sorry for what I did. Please listen to me! I'm apologising to you! And you won't even look at me! I like your mascara very much. - Stop it. Don't talk to him. - Stupid girl. Don't look at her. Just talk to me. Okay? I'm apologising to you! What would you like to have? Please! Take this! Take this. Take this. A beautiful rose for a beautiful girl. Raj! Hi, folks. Hey, waiter. Come on. Hi, baby. - Hi guys. Come on. Get up, Tony. . So well, what are your plans? What a beautiful babe! - Thank you. - Beautiful. You are so friendly. Come on. Hi. - Come on. Come on. Such unfriendly people out here. But you guys are so friendly! "Staying alive. Staying alive. Yes. Yes. Yes." I love you, baby. You are alone. I am alone. Let go! Let me go! Come on, baby. Let me go. Raj! Raj! Let me go. That's my hero! "Your heart is so admirable, just like gold." "Listen to what my heart-beat wants to say." "Your heart is so admirable, just like gold." "Listen to what my heart-beat wants to say." "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "Your heart is so admirable, just like gold." "Listen to what my heart-beat wants to say." "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "You are my hero don't act like a villain." "Don't give a bad name to the Queen of your Dreams." "You are my hero don't act like a villain." "Don't give a bad name to the Queen of your Dreams." "O beloved, in love, you should not be too obsessive." "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "It is so hot inside me while it's so cold outside." "Look O heartless, what you have done to me." It is so hot inside me while it's so cold outside." "Look O heartless, what you have done to me." "Make me a part of your life and heart. Do not aggravate my dilemma." "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "Your heart is so admirable, just like gold." "Listen to what my heart-beat wants to say." "Your heart is so admirable, just like gold." "Listen to what my heart-beat wants to say." "I am your! I am your! I am your! I am your!" "I am your, Hero Number One!" "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" I'm going to marry a girl of my choice. Where have you gone, son? You've left your father behind. After you left, I realise how lonely I am... so incomplete without you. Come back to me, son! I won't order you around any more. I swear! You can do what you want. I'll smash all the clocks in the house. You can sleep all day and wake all night. Do what you want! Have dinners for lunch! Eat breakfasts at dinner! Mary who you want to! But please don't put your father to test! Sir! Sir! Sir! Good news, sir! - Has my son been traced? Yes. He's in Switzerland. We've received charge card bills from Switzerland. But there's bad news too. - What?! Last week he ate food worth 2500! Fool! - Sir...! After all, he's my son! He can spend 2500 on food. What's bad about that? Besides, he has gone to Switzerland. Not for a holiday in the suburbs. And I'm going there in pursuit of my son. And I am coming with you! Where are you going? - To Switzerland! You?! - Stop gesticulating. And shut your mouth. I can't do it. There's a problem. They won't let people like you enter Switzerland. They will. Many others have. Sir! Over there! Look! -Where?! There! A white woman! She's so fair! We are here looking for my son. Not white women! If you ever stare at a white woman again, I'll thrash you! Have you seen this boy? - No. Excuse me. - No. Have you seen this boy? - No. - He is my son. Have you seen him? - No. This boy. Have you seen him? - No. Sir! Over there! Look! -Where?! There! Look at the mountain full of snow! Sit straight. Why are you trying to make me angry? Sorry, sir. Isn't this a lovely place?! This is a lovely place! You look nice in the hat. - I'll thrash you. But I am not wearing a hat. Sir! Over there! Look! -Where?! What a beautiful dog! We are here to look for my son. Not to look for your sons. Yes, sir. - He shows me a dog! Now move it! Have you seen this boy? He is my son. No. What did he tell you?! - Help me up! - Sure. Now, what did he say?! Had he told me, I wouldn't have crashed. Come on, let's ask some other pole. - What? Let's ask some other foreigner. Yes, come on. Get up. - What a mess! Hey. Stop it. Come on. Sir! Over there! Look! What did you see? - If I said, you'd thrash me. I'd thrash you more, if you don't! -You've taken to beating me! I just saw your son over there. I told you so! You're going to beat me up whether I tell it, or I don't. I won't. Now tell me where you saw him? He entered the hotel over there. - Over there? - Yes. Now he is also gone. Alright? Do you have only one servant in such a large house? Not any more. - No more? He ran away last week. - Did he? Yes. - May I take up the job? I'm not joking. I'll serve you well. Why did you trip over me?! -What were you doing down there? We'll eat the food sometime else. Let's get out of here now! What's up? - Let's get out of here, Meena. Come on let's move. What's up?! - Don't ask me anything. Come on, let's move. Come on. Where are you taking me?! He saw you and ran away with my niece! To hell with your niece! My son ran away! Is he your son?! Oh hello! I'm her aunt. Your niece?! - Yes. Why did my son run away with your niece? Why would a young man run away with a girl at the sight of his father? Meaning...? Want me to tell you why? Come along. Come on... come with me. Follow me. Move it. "You cannot love someone. Love just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "You cannot love someone. Love just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "I have heard it and so have you.. ..this is what the people say." "You cannot make mischief, it just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "You cannot make mischief, it just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "I have heard it and so have you.. ..this is what the people say." "You cannot love someone. Love just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "You cannot make mischief, it just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "The heart is never under your control." "Or else nobody would deliberately want to get crazy." "The heart is never under your control." "Or else nobody would deliberately want to get crazy." "The storm of love cannot be stopped no matter.. ..how strongly the world opposes." "No matter how strongly the world opposes." "You cannot start a revolution. Revolutions just happen." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "You cannot make mischief, it just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "I have heard it and so have you.. ..this is what the people say." "You cannot love someone. Love just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "I could not sleep all night." "I was changing sides all night." "I could not sleep all night." "I was changing sides all night." "Your dreams had kept me awake." "My every desire was very adamant." "My every desire was very adamant." "You cannot bring on such a condition, it just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "You cannot love someone. Love just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "I have heard it and so have you.. ..this is what the people say." "You cannot make mischief, it just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" "You cannot love someone. Love just happens." "O my darling! O my beloved!" Let's get out of here. Looks like you are on the run. Are you tying to avoid someone? Whom? Never mind that... what a beautiful place this is! Let's honeymoon here after we get married! Tell me who it is. - My Dad. Have you run away from Bombay? Yes! I'm on the run from my father! If he's here, you must see him. And you must also introduce me to him! Big deal! The day I do that, he'll start hatching plots to separate us! And he will force me to marry just anyone he happens to like. And with him, it's wake-up at 7! Breakfast by 8 and to work at 9am! So what... -What if I don't wake you at 7? What if I don't insist on breakfast at eight? What if it isn't office at 9 anymore? Meena.. Meena.. - Greetings. And what if I let you marry this girl? Watch out... he's no sentimental fool! He's a tough businessman. Watch your step! Why don't you understand, Meena?! Run, Meena! Let's get out of here! Go on! Run away! But my daughter-in-law stays with me! Daughter-in-law?! - Yes! This is my daughter-in-law! You're going to cheat me, Dad... you'll change your stand again! Staying away from you has already changed me, son! Just come closer to me... Come on! Look at that, sir! It's a great restaurant! Nice to have found my son, and a daughter-in-law, too. Not your daughter-in-law yet. - But she will soon be. Soon enough after I've talked to her parents. My parents are no more. It's actually my father, her grandpa, who makes all the decisions. I'll meet him, in that case. - Grandpa is short-tempered. My father's no less... and I still suspect him. Both two of a kind, there won't be a problem at all! Take a look at that, sir...! An Air-India flight! I always knew she's a fast one! And she'd show her true colours, once she went abroad! That's exactly what she has done! And she has brought us all to shame! What's wrong with all of you? Why are you fanning the fire? But, of course! We're her enemies, aren't we?! It's all because your insistence, Dad! Had she not gone abroad, this would never have happened. Good God! You folks are making mountains out of molehills! She has only fallen in love. And that's no sin! Correct. - And I found him to be the decent sort. They looked great together! God save them from the evil eye! Besides, what's the harm if he marries her? Just shut up! I'd sent you along, to keep an eye on her... ... and you come back with a love story! And why did you go there?! To study? Or to fall in love with this fellow? Is this how you repay my love and indulgence? Rajesh is a very decent boy, Grandpa. Please agree to meet him. Just once... I'll abide by any decision you take afterwards. It's not the boys and girls who decide on marriages in our family. I can always see him later. Ask him to send his father over first. Grandpa. You're grooming me up as if I were the one getting married! Meena's folks haven't met me yet, Dad... They'd get an idea about me from the way you look. It's just for your sake that I'm going over to their place. Else, the mere mention of my name is enough to do the trick. Please don't use that high and mighty tone out there, Dad! Be polite and humble... please? -Why must I? No way! I'm the groom's father! Won't you be humble then? - No! Very well then. This time you won't be able to find me! I was just joking, and you... What the heck! I won't go! Look at the watch, Dad... you're late! Let the chauffeur come. Will you lose status if you drive the car yourself The wedding won't be put off, if I'm a little late, will it? Morning sir. I'll drive the car for you! Give me the keys. You?! I'd rather hire an auto-rickshaw than let you drive me there. I'll drive down on my own. Not today! Every time you laugh something goes wrong! Don't laugh... Please! Not a crack anywhere! Hey, blind bat! Come back here! Stop that car and get down! Get down! Get down, I say! What did you say? -What the hell is this? Well... you called me a blind-bat, didn't you? Yes, I did! - If you want to die... ... you can throw yourself under a train. Why pick on my car? -What else are you, if not blind?! Do you think you're a king, just because you are driving a car? Can't you see people walking around? There are pavements for pedestrians! And there are zebra-crossings! Why do you want to die under my car, like a piece of slime? You called me a slime?! I've seen many tramps like you! Now get the hell out of here! Did you call me a tramp?! - Exactly! Old bag of bones! He dares call me a tramp! You're a tramp born in a family of tramps! I could pick up a stone and wreck your car! Just get lost! A little pushover, and you'd be dead many times over! Look at you, old man! You're shaking like a leaf! You're half dead already. A blow from me, and you'd be as dead as a dodo! I'm on my way for an auspicious deed. So you're lucky to be alive. Else I would have knocked your dentures out! Am I lucky! -Poor sod can't even hold his stick. Will somebody please help him? - Shut up, everyone! Take him to a mad-house. - Get lost! Chatterbox! Get out! Stop! Catch you later! Hey beggar! This isn't a poor-house! Get out! Get out! Shut up! You father must have been a beggar! Father! What's this?! How did this happen?! Now don't you pick my brains! I'm in a rage! Just pack your stuff and get out of here! How did this happen? - The man and his car! Sister-in-law, what happened? Give these people a car and they'll drive like they fly planes! And wayfarers are treated like flies! Had I been carrying a gun, I would've shot him! That's why I wanted to come along. I would've bashed him up like a song! Shut yourself up and sing yourself a song! Please don't get angry anymore. And do give yourself a wash. Could you perhaps recall the licence number on the car? Why only the number? His face is etched in my mind! I'll blacken his face for sure! I won't spare him! I won't! Even if I have to go against the law! Could you tell me where Anand Nivas is? Anand Nivas? Isn't that the mad-house? Not that one. I'd like to go to Mr. Dinanath's residence. That's him! He's the leader of the madmen who live in there! Why would you want to go to a mad-house? Just tell me, will you? Well it doesn't make a difference to me if you insist. Go straight down and turn right ... and then take the left. Then you'll come to a house where everyone seems to be screaming. That's the mad-house. And do see me on your way back, will you? Make sure you see me. - That sure sounds like a madman. Greetings. - Greetings. I'm sorry to be late. Welcome. We were waiting for you. I'm Vidyanath. I teach in a college. I'm Meena's Uncle. This is my brother. - I'm Jeevan. Meena's Uncle. Introduce me too! - This is Rinku; He's a terror! And what's your good name? - Greetings. He's my uncle. He's a music director. Nice meeting you. And would you be interested in making a film? I don't watch movies. - That's strange! What? He's our father. Him?! - Yes. Father...! Look.. who's here. He is Rajesh's father. You! How dare you come right inside my house?! Shut the gates! He mustn't escape! Father...?! - I won't spare him! Fetch my gun! -Why are enraged at seeing him?! He's the one in the car! He splashed muck all over me! My Gun! Please listen to me! I didn't do it on purpose! He didn't do it on purpose! - It was an accident. Certainly not! I have made the mistake. And now you come here to propose an alliance! Please do away with your anger. It happens all the time. I didn't know that I was coming to you! Please don't be angry. Let's discuss the alliance. I shall never get into an alliance with your family! Never! Just get out of here! You're making a mountain out of a molehill! You've broken no bones. And you aren't dead, are you?! Were you also planning to kill me?! And you called me a filthy beggar! But you were cursing me too! - Not a word more! Just get out! Father... please... - Get out! Please, Mr. Dinanath. I've apologised. I'll grovel at your feet if you want. Please don't ruin the lives of the young ones in a rage. Let them marry. I won't let your son marry my grand-daughter... ... even if it means that she has to be a spinster all her life. Now get out of here! If we cross the streets ever again, I'll have a gun! Remember that! I knew you would mess it up! - I didn't! Could I have known that the old man would turn out to be Meena's grandpa? Had I known, I would have licked him clean! Be it anyone! Why must you get into a fight with an old man?! I didn't. He cursed me. And I was the one who apologised! Apologise?! Did you? - Yes. Really?! - Ask Meena! Did you really apologise? Will you mind if I call Meena? - I don't mind at all. Strange! My old man turns for the better. And the other goes haywire! Please give the line to Meena. Who is this? - Rajesh speaking. Whose call is it? - It's for Meena. Who is it? - Rajesh speaking. Before you can talk to Meena, you must talk to me! Speak up! I would like to apologise for what has happened. You may apologise and grovel. And you may... ... wash my soiled clothes for all I care! I am really ashamed! Live in shame all your life! And don't you ever call again! Hang up the phone! - Give it to me. Keep a pail of muck at home. If you ever see the father or the son, douse them in the muck! As if one problem wasn't enough! Don't you blame me. Not at all. In fact, I was praising this other one. Nothing. Oh, it's nothing at all. Please wash my clothes. - And mine too. But I'm going to college now. - College?! What college? But you've graduated already. - D'you want to join the government? Time you got used to the household. You'd make a good housewife. Grandpa! I want to study! Please let me go to college! What would he say? We aren't enemies. We don't wish you any harm. We had advised against college earlier. But you went to college. And what a romance you had! College is just an excuse She must be going to meet that boy. Now she can't meet that fellow when she is at home. Please don't discontinue my studies. Please let me go to college. They are right. You don't need any further education. Just stay at home. Go inside. Now don't go to your room and weep. There's a lot of work left to do. My legs are aching. -And I'm feeling ill. Let's go. Grandpa! Don't shout. What's up? I've news! You'll be delighted to hear it! What's so great?! Have you brought a servant for me? Yes! I've brought a servant! Really?! How good is he? And what's he asking for wages? He was on the street asking for work. I brought him over. But I didn't discuss money. Well done! Now tell everyone! He's a godsend for everyone! Mummy! Daddy! Uncles! Aunt! Hurry! A servant is here! A servant?! - Where is he?! Over there. - I can't believe my ears! What's your name? My name is Raju. Where did you work before this? At Mr. Amit's place. -Who's that? Mr. Amitabh Bachchan. (An immensely successful actor) Who put you on the job there? No one in particular. I served him tea at Sridevi's (actress) place. He tipped me a 100 quietly and asked me to work for him. And ofll went. How selfish! And who introduced you to Sridevi? - Salman (an actor) did. He knows Salman too! -Yes. He happened to see me once... ...when I was with Dharmendra (actor). And I was in tears. Salman asked me why I was crying. I said that I had to cook almost as much as you'd have to feed an army. If I served burnt bread, the father and his macho sons would bash me up. They're go wild once they lose their heads. Else, they are good at heart. Who introduced you to Dharmendra? - Akshay Kumar (actor) did. And who introduced you to him? -An actress. But I can't tell you... ... who she is. - But you must! Though there isn't much of a need for a reference... ... d'you have anyone who can give a good reference? I can't give any references. - I see... Employ me if you want to. - Sure... Anyway, I have an open offer from Madhuri Dixit (actress). Oh no! - Don't do that! - I know him. - I have the offer. I know him. How could she know him? Aren't you the one who used to work for Mr. Subhash? Which Mr. Subhash? - Subhash Ghai (film-maker) He used to live near my in-laws. You did the cleaning in his house. Oh! Mr. Subhash Ghai! Ofcourse! Remember?! - And I remember seeing you around. Why did you leave that job? - He axed me after a film flopped. Never mind that. Now tell me where the kitchen is. There! Milk for me. Not tea. -Who is the tea for? Tea for everyone else. - Name them. Where do they stay? Uncle and aunt in the room on the left upstairs. My room is on the right. Mummy and Daddy share my room with me. I see! Grandpa lives in the room down there. And Uncle Puppy lives over there. I see. And who else lives here? Shanno lives here nowadays. Who else is here? - Dimple is. Who else? -And... Meena. And where is she nowadays? She stays in her room and weeps. - Does she now?! Now that I am here, she won't cy. And where is her room? Up there. - Now don't you bore me anymore. Else I'll quit. Get lost. How about a cup of strong tea? I don't want any. Go away. -What's this I hear? I hear that you are crying your heart out these days. Must you spill those million-dollar tears for a cheap photograph? Forget that photograph. I'm at your service, ma'am! Let's embrace! You scoundrel! How d'you like what you see? How about my suggestion? You! You're here! "I was walking and she was riding a bicycle." "I was walking and she was riding a bicycle." "She rung the bell and disgraced me." "She rung the bell and disgraced me." "I was riding a bicycle and she was riding a horse-carriage." "She sounded the ding-dong bell and disgraced me." "She sounded the ding-dong bell and disgraced me." "What are you saying?" "I was traveling by a car and he was in an auto rickshaw." "I was traveling by a car and he was in an auto rickshaw." "He sounded the horn and disgraced me." "He sounded the horn and disgraced me." "I was traveling by plane and he was in a car." "He sounded the horn and disgraced me." "He sounded the horn and disgraced me." "People have seen this act of teasing." "My youth was dishonoured on the streets." "You fool why are you arguing with me?" "Why don't you read the tale of my heart?" "I was passing through a lane and.. ..she was standing at her window." "My darling!" "I was passing through a lane and.. ..she was standing at her window." "She whistled at me and disgraced me." "She whistled at me and disgraced me." "He catches me on the street and stops me in the lanes." "He is stubbornly chasing me." "I am a crazy lover, don't deceive me in love." "I was going shopping and he was coming down the stairs." "Do you understand?" "I was going shopping and he was coming down the stairs." "He caught hold of my hands and disgraced me." "He caught hold of my hands and disgraced me." "I was walking and she was riding a bicycle." "Hey, where are you going?" "I was walking and she was riding a bicycle." "She rung the bell and disgraced me." "She rung the bell and disgraced me." "I was traveling by a car and he was in an auto rickshaw." "I was traveling by a car and he was in an auto rickshaw." "He sounded the horn and disgraced me." "He sounded the horn and disgraced me." "Hey darling, you have sliced my heart.. ..and applied butter to it." "He is desperately chasing me." Apart! Now is that what you've come here for? No. I'm here for the tea. The rest just happened. I see! -Why are you posing as a servant? Kings have abdicated thrones for the sake of love. I merely walked away from a comfortable life. But it's easier playing the Romeo than doing household chores. Words won't cook lunch. How are you going to cook? I'll do it. And I'll keep everyone pleased. Vegetarian delights! Non-vegetarian delicacies! And Chinese dishes! Raju's culinay skills! It's all spread out on this table! Serve us upstairs. And we'd like to eat in our room too. I don't understand why people here can't sit down to supper together. We are more at ease eating in our rooms. Nothing doing! I don't want to work in such a household! Raju! Don't leave! -We're coming! Now you'll have to sit at the table. Useless fellows! Come on. Sit down. You've cooked all this with such care. How could we refuse you? Do sit down. -Yes. Let's sit. "Please serve me some food quickly." "I have not eaten food since yesterday." "I am hungry! I am hungry! I am hungry!" "Eat your meal, you will be revitalized." "Your hunger will disappear." "Eat your meal, you will be revitalized." "Your hunger will disappear." My wife fooled me. She gave me 3 sons. But none are as good as you are. God bless you. May you live long. I'll take it. You must relax now. The phone keeps ringing in this house all day. Hello, Raj! It's I... Hello, Uncle! - Uncle, eh?! No sooner than he steps into his in-law's house! Yes... I see... right. I see.. is the old fool somewhere nearby? Absolutely. - And what are you doing? Massaging his feet. Forget his legs. Get the neck! Strangle him! I know how to work on him. He's asking me to give you a good massage. Yes... - What does your uncle do? Hang on. - What does he do? - He's a guard. A guard... oh yes, with the increasing thefts nowadays... I see... no, that doesn't happen when he's around. Ask him to be on his guard during the daytime too. The daytimes! - Now hold on a minute, Uncle. He isn't active anymore. He has taken in 2 fellows who work for him. I see! - Those fellows stand in for him. All right. Yes. How is my daughter-in-law? Fine. - How old is he? I'm putting in love's labour. Near the age of senility. I'm regaled at the fact that you laugh at others who are senile! Now hold on a minute... go on. I haven't seen you in some time. I'd love to meet you. Same here. Bye, son. Take care. Sure. And you must take care of your health. Bye. - All right. There rings another bell. Must be the princess. And she lives in her own house just like a paying guest! Open the door for her. - I will. Should I lay it out for her? - Go ahead. Welcome. Can I tell you something? - Go ahead. It isn't good for a girl to come home so late at night. How dare you? Who are you to ask me that?! Not even my parents have ever said that to me. You're just a servant. Just stay within your limits. She is too much! "Take some wonderful and sweet.. Oh no!" Are you getting stuck? Yes. - May I help you out? What d'you know about music? I have worked with Kishore Kumar (a famous singer) for 2 years. Really? - Yes. I have to score a duet. But I can't get a tune. Is it a romantic song? -A duet has to be romantic. Kishore Kumar used to score romantic numbers sitting with girls. We do have a girl in this house. Who is it? - Meena...! Miss Meena, d'you mean? - Oh yes... Meena! Well... she'll do. Take the percussions. I'll play the tune. Very well. Sit down on the floor. Pay obeisances to the instrument before you begin. Hurry... come down. Come on... sit down. Uncle Pappi, what is the matter? Listen carefully. It's a situation where something is announced. You love me and I love you! - Oh no! Try to understand. And my father is the villain of the piece. He's standing in your way. That's the situation. What funny is the fact the poor uncle hasn't an idea of what's going on. The poor fellow is even playing second fiddle to us. Isn't that so? You describe it well. Shall we start? -Yes. This family is too much! "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "I proclaim my love for you." "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "I proclaim my love for you." "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "I have been restless for your love." "Only I know what I am going through." "I have been restless for your love." "Only I know what I am going through." "You heave a sigh in secret and so do I." "You heave a sigh in secret and so do I." "I proclaim my love for you." "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "Now I am not afraid and neither is there any trouble." "It is God's kindness you are sitting in front of me." "Now I am not afraid and neither is there any trouble." "It is God's kindness you are sitting in front of me." "Neither are you afraid nor am I." "Neither are you afraid nor am I." "I proclaim my love for you." "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "I proclaim my love for you." "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "I was decorating the eggplants." How much? - Rs. 100. What? - Rs. 100. Rs. 100? It is pretty cheap. Aren't you the one who is working in Mr. Dinanath's house? Yes. And greetings to you. You should rather kill yourself. What nonsense! Why should I die?! You should rather kill yourself! You won't understand this yet. I used to work there, you see. I lost half my weight working for them. You should be ashamed of yourself for having said such a thing against him. You should be grateful to them. Remember to honour the food you ate. Sure! All they fed me were crumbs. And now I'm as thin as a reed! They'd suck a man dry! May they be struck down by... An aircraft, d'you mean? - Oh yes! May them be bombed! And the plague be upon them. May they die like rats! Are you cursing them? - Yes! You're hitting me! Another word against Mr. Dinanath or his family, and I'll thrash you. How many more people are you going to bash up? Saw what I did to him? And who might you be? Even I happen to be related to that family. How come? I'm Shanno's husband. - Are you... sir?! Hear that? - Clear off. I am Sunil. - I see... indeed! So you are the one for whom Shanno is pining away! Not at all. She'd rather be waiting for me to kick the bucket! Not at all. And you're insulting her feelings for you. Nonsense! She isn't likely to shed even a tear after I'm dead and gone. That isn't true. At times, she is so sad that she won't even eat! But I'm a mere servant. I shouldn't be saying all this. Please... just a minute... - What's it? Is that true? Does she still love me?! I really think that you should take her away. What did you say your name is? - I'm Raju. You see... I've sworn not to enter that house ever again. You needn't. I'll bring her out for you. And you can take her away. Would that be okay? -According to me, it is. Ms. Shanno, good afternoon. - Good afternoon. I happened to meet Mr. Sunil today. Which Sunil? - Mr. Sunil... your husband. Don't even remind me of him! - But he wept his heart out for you. Him?! No, he wouldn't give a damn even if I died! How could you say such a thing?! He has been pining away for you. Is that so?! Now tell me... how do you happen to know him? That last servant in here... What was his name? - Babu. That's him... Babu. This fellow was criticising you. And Mr. Sunil accosted him for speaking ill of you. I can't believe that! Are you lying to me?! Why am I saying all this?! - Oh no! Wait a minute! I know that you'd never tell a lie! What else did he say? Who said what? - Sunil...! Sunil... the poor fellow! When he heard me say that I work in here... ... he wept his heart out. He was inconsolable. He asked me how you've been keeping. If he's pining away for me, why doesn't he take me away from here? But he has sworn it by you, not to step inside this house. Can't he meet me someplace outside this house? Can't he take me home? That's it! That's just why he has asked you to meet him in Juhu today. I'd rather that you patched it up right away. Hail Maharashtra. Shanno? It's been just a few days without me. And you are already toeing the line. You fought before leaving me. You sounded as if you'd never see me again. And you've already started pining away for me! Was it me who was pining? Didn't you call me here to take me home? Did I call you here?! Oh no! You did! You called me! -You did! Quiet! For God's sake! It's just as well that you came by. Tell us... who called whom over here. Why spoil the fun over such trivia? You lied to me! A lie which helps build a home isn't a lie at all! Must I take lessons from a lowly servant? Don't you dare call him a servant! Did that hurt, dear? - No. You go on. D'you know who he is?! -Who? He's Rajesh... the only son of Mr. Dhanraj, the business tycoon. Greetings. - Greetings. Meena and Rajesh are in love. But Daddy won't concede to it. He's posing as a servant in the household to win over my father. Greetings! You've helped me see things in a new light, my friend. - How come...? If a millionaire can work as a servant for the sake of love... Why can't I help my wife with the household chores for the love's sake? Right! - Now listen... Tell that old fool that my wife isn't going back in there ever again! Shanno, let's go! - Wait a moment, Mr. Sunil. -What's it? Here's a present from me. Cook it yourselves. And share it with love. Goodbye. - Best of luck, Raju. What a sweet boy! She's through. But where does that leave me? Your uncle is here. -An uncle?! Did I ever have one? He's with Grandpa. Go and see him. -With grandpa? Really...?! Here comes Raju. Your uncle is here. How are you doing, son? - Hello, Uncle! How are you my child? - Uncle! You are grey all over! Have you been using a detergent in the bath? No. I missed you so much that I've greyed all over. Your nephew is perfect at work. He has won the hearts of eveyone here. That's why he is here... to win over hearts. What d'you mean? - It's a servant's duty.... ...to win his master's heart. - He's the hero in this house. He's the hero everywhere. May I go out with my uncle? - Sure... go ahead. Come along, uncle. - Greetings. Come on, give this to me. Just give it to me. Oh my God! It's been so long since I ate food cooked by someone else. I've forgotten this way of life. - I haven't yet savored your cooking. Where d'you think you're going? - Inside. For supper, you see... - Try the kiosks on the pavement. A case of mistaken identity. This man here is Mr. Dhanraj. The name is of no consequence unless the man isn't loaded with cash. Now get lost. You look tough. But I can thrash you. And I can retaliate. - Let me show you how to! To hell with you! - No fighting! He's talking nonsense! - Don't argue with him. He's a teacher. He just taught us that people are respected for their wealth. Tell me... how long is this play-acting going to go on? I hate every moment of this, Dad. Leave me! Help! That's Dimple! Let go! Help! Let me go! Who are you all? Let me go! Help! Wait here. I'll be back. Let me go! Help me! Raju! Brother, where are you going? Let me go! Stop! Where are you taking her? Please let her go. Get lost! Oh no! I won't! And remember that Gandhiji had denounced violence. He also asked you to profiler your right cheek to anyone... ... who strikes you on the left. Remember that? Yes, you are right. If you let the girl go, I'll profiler my right cheek. Now lay off... and relax. How could I? It was Nehru who said that to relax is a waste. Looks like we might have to fix this fellow. D'you know what Shakespeare said? A woman is like the fragrance of a flower. She may never be forced. A difference of preferences, you see. You love fragrances. We prefer force. Enough is enough. Let me tell you what another great man had once said. Know what Subhash Chandra Bose (Indian freedom fighter) said? Subhash Chandra Bose said: "Give me blood. And I shall give you freedom" That's what I'm telling you: Give me blood. And I shall give you freedom! What are you up to?! Please forgive me! Better late than never. But never so late at night! I am sorry. - You must be. Is it you?! -Yes. But no one at home must know. Okay? Now come on follow me. What are you doing in the kitchen? - I've made breakfast for grandpa. Well done! Raju! Where's my breakfast? Coming up! Go on. -Why don't you serve him? I...?! - Oh yes! Go on! Grandpa... here's breakfast. How come you've got me breakfast? - I made it myself, grandpa. What are you saying? I'm so happy to know that! I'm glad! Is Raju a policeman?! He has straightened out everyone! I just don't understand. Swing your arms while you walk. - How? This way... swing your arms. It'll strengthen your heart. Long strides refresh the brain. The arms are okay. My legs ache so! - I'll massage your legs. Swing the arms for a healthy heart. Long strides to refresh the brain. I see. -Walking revitalises the system. Had my wife been alive... - I would've taken both of you... ... out for walks. Mornings for you. And the evenings for her. How do we handle Kapoor & Kapoor? - Forget it. Kapoor, is out of the list. What about Sharma & Sharma? That's a nice way to walk it out. Shameless fellow! - He isn't... Shut up. Catch him! Not me. Catch that old man! -Whom? Him! He's the one who doused me in muck! Catch him! You old fogy! Can you get hold of a dog from someone? What for? - To turn the dog loose on him! Why worry? I'm your dog! Just shoo me on... Shoo! Raju! -Just see how I bite him! Watch your tongue! Else... You are my father! I mean to say that he is old as my father. He's a sinner! Kill him! What did you say? I'll rip you apart! You are speaking quite disrespectfully with him. No respects to a scavenger! Just bash him up! D'you expect my son to bash me up?! What?! - Meaning that he's just old enough to be my son. Take me on! I'll smash you nose! - Don't! I'm tying to patch things up! And you insist on fighting it out! What?! - I mean to say that... If you don't scram till I count... - Get lost! If you don't go away, I will! I'll count till 3... One! - One! Two! - Two! Two-and-a-quarter! - Two-fifteen! - Sir...! What the hell?! - Let's get out of here! Have you gone out of your mind?! - He might run away! Two-and-a-half! - Two-thirty! All right! I'm leaving! But I'll fix you sometime! Two-and-three-quarters! - A quarter-to-three! He ran off at a quarter-to-three! That was a good lesson! A quarter-to-three! Men will do anything for love! But none has ever bitten his father like a dog for the sake of love. Shame on me! Meena, look what your love has made me. Sometimes, I am a dog and other times, I am a cheat. I love you Meena. "I have run away with you from your house." "I have run away with you from your house." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes." "I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "I have run away with you from my house." "I have run away with you from my house." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes." "I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "He is cruel. He is an oppressor." "He is an enemy of love." "He will never allow you to become my bride." "He is cruel. He is an oppressor." "He is an enemy of love." "He will never allow me to become your bride." "We will get married far away from the city." "We will get married far away from the city." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "He will take me away and lock me in a room." "He will not like if we meet." "He will take me away and lock me in a room." "He will not like if we meet." "My heart starts to beat faster just hearing such a thing." "My heart starts to beat faster just hearing such a thing." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "I have run away with you from your house." "I have run away with you from my house." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." Raju... get up. - Who is that? Get up! -Who the hell...! Beg your pardon, ma'am! I just fell asleep... Now get out of that sleep and get this house in order. Get a nice snack. Folks are coming to see Meena for a marriage alliance. Oh no, man! Everyday there is a new problem! Meena might have lost her parents. But we saw to it that she never missed them. Yes. - It's true. I love Meena more than I love Dimple. I say, if Meena goes away from this house then this house will lose its sheen. It's as if God created her using the finest of melodies! And about that, I'm not joking! Words aren't enough to praise the lady. She's a God-fearing; the incarnation of the Goddess of Fortune! She'll surely light up lives in the family she will enter. Please help yourselves. First the parents... and then the son. Thank you. - The samosas (a snack) are delicious! Meena must have made these. - No. Raju has made those. Really?! - Yes. Please have some, ma'am. - You cook very well. I'm quite good at concoctions. Ask Meena to serve the tea. Why must Ms. Meena serve tea? I'll fetch it. Excuse me. Excuse me, please. Give it to me. What are you doing? Meena will serve the tea. Why trouble her? I'll serve it. -What a fool! Don't you understand? Try to understand, Raju. Serve the tea. - All right. You're looking gorgeous! Listen... Go on. Listen... Go on. Listen... serve it with a smile. We like her. And we don't want any dowry. But we would like to have your servant Raju as a wedding gift. You may have any or all of my 3 sons. And I won't regret it. But not Raju. But father... - No way! Oh no! What have you done? - It's okay. It's okay. Forgive me! - Never mind the colour. Looks nice! Take him to the wash basin. -Yes. Please come... I'll treat you to tea later. The tea spilled. Please come... I'd like to tell you something. - Go on. I am in love with someone. He loves me dearly. He's going through many hardships for my sake. If he can't marry me, he will die! If I can't marry him, I'll die! For God's sake, please refuse to marry me! Please! Okay. Okay. I liked you. But, the way you spoke has touched my heart. And I'm sure that the man you want is a worthy one. Smile please. Smile please. Greetings. Worthy, I am! I'm late again! Good morning, sir. - Good morning. Good morning, sir. - Yes. Mr. Vidya Nath? Good morning, sir. - Good morning. So you are here finally! And a full 20 minutes late. I'm helpless. I stay so far away. I have to switch buses twice over. Here... take this. You needn't change buses twice over. And you can take life easy. What are these? - Your transfer orders. The government has merely transferred you. Had I owned this college, I'd have fired you long ago. Please speak softly. What would the students think of me if they heard? What? Had you cared about that, you would've been punctual. Sir, I am sorry. Please stop the transfer! Even if it could be stopped, I wouldn't allow it. That's the end of my dreams! What's up? Are you all right? I have been transferred to Kolhapur! Lovely! We can get away from the hassles over here. Must you always talk silly?! If we go away to Kolhapur, Jeevan will usurp this house! Forget your woes! Try some snacks and tea instead. I don't want anything! - Relax! Enjoy the snack. I'll stop that transfer. - Can you stop the transfer?! I will. - How? Can you spare 200 bucks? -What for? He asks too many questions. - Give it to him. A black hen, 4 limes, vermilion, a cotton doll and a kite's feather! After collecting these articles and a skull of a man who has died recently. I'll work a black magic spell to stop your promotion. It'll make your life. A dead man's skull?! Where did you learn black magic? An employer kicked me out at 2 a.m. after I had served him for 6 months. I had no place to go. So I went to a crematorium. I met a voodoo veteran there. I learnt the art for 6 months. I can kill or mutilate anyone. And I can perform all kinds of magic. I can even ruin anyone with a whiff of black breath. Take care. Make sure not to displease him. What's up? Why are you so disturbed? Not a single insurer in 6 months! The boss has given me an ultimatum. Forget your woes. Try this snack instead. Excuse me. Now show me your palm. Sit down. What a beautiful line! Goodness! What's this? - What is it? Such a horrible thing! But you won't do what I'll ask you to do. It's no use. - No! Wait! Listen to me! Saturn is the malefic. You must pray to Lord Bajrangbali everyday. You must stay away from your wife for a week. Complete abstinence. What was that about a week? - Must you interfere when men speak? The prayers are fine. But a week-long abstinence... It's all part of the ritual. You must observe it. How come you know so much about palmistry? I worked for 2 years for a famous astrologer. I have been juggling stars and planets all my life. Hi, brothers. Be seated. I'm not used to being respected anymore. Hi, brother. How are you? Be seated! Don't embarrass me anymore! Hi, father. Welcome, son! Oh, my God. - Tea? It's been ages since somebody else brewed tea for me! Careful... sip that slowly. Are you tying to sell vegetables? - It's a long story, Dad. Jeevan likes ladyfingers. Puppy loves gourds. I'll cook a sweet dish for Meena. And a spicy bell plant for grandpa. Mention that old fogy and I'll box your face. But I am his loyal servant. -What about loyalty to me? There's something special about this new-found loyalty! The newfangled loyalty... indeed! - There's something important. You must ask the education minister to stop Mr. Vidyanath's transfer. Don't do that! The old man grills me for the accounts. Just a carrot! - No! He keeps grilling me! Take that... and follow me. Father, I am in a hurry. I am going. Okay? Just a carrot! Has everyone here bought life insurance? Even if you have, buy policies worth 200,000 each from Mr. Jeevan Nath. The company will pay the premium. - Why must I pay that? For a carrot of course! Carrots are good for health! Eat a carrot and keep yourself healthy. Hello, Mr. Vidyanath! Here you are! I've been waiting for you! Did you send an orderly asking me to see you with the transfer order? What's up, sir? - Forget it all! There goes the transfer order! But... the transfer to Kolhapur? Who's letting go to Kolhapur? This college takes pride in having you! Good Lord! This is a miracle! God has nothing to do with this. You've worked the miracle! Have I, now...? -Yes! Why didn't you tell me... ... that you are related to the Minister for Education? The Education Minister! A relation of mine?! Of course! He came here personally to revoke your transfer order. Himself! - Yes! Greetings, sir. - Greetings. What's this queue for? These people are here to buy life insurance policies. Why don't you ask a few of them to buy policies from me? They are waiting for you. They insist on buying policies from you. What?! Is that true?! Ofcourse! Now get to work. I'll send them in one by one. Looks like Raju's formula worked! "You love me and I love you." "You love me and I love you." "I proclaim my love for you." - Wonderful! "You love me and I love you." - Wonderful! "You love me and I love you." - Well done! "I proclaim my love for you." "You love me and I love you." That was great! "You love me and I love you." Wonderful, brother Pappi! - Thank you. When did you compose that tune? - On my way here. D'you like it? -Very well. Who wrote the lyrics? I did. But you may give the credit to anyone you want to. I only want to score the music. You're not only a good musician. You're a good person too. Thank you, sir. - Here's your cheque. Oh! Thank you sir. When are we sitting on the music the next time? I'll deposit this cheque tomorrow. It will be encashed the day after. The day-after-tomorrow, I'll appoint a secretary. You can speak to him. What are you doing? The sight of you sends me in raptures! Come on. Let's work on this together! Let go! Someone might see us! No one will see us. Women in this house don't come to the kitchen. What are you doing? I'm teaching your aunt how to slice vegetables. Now this is how you hold it. And that's how you slice them. And that's done with so much love! Will you serve us food as lovingly? One of these days, I'll surely give you a special treat. This smells delicious! Are we having a feast today? Not a feast. But you should eat something special once in awhile. We surely should. But, it seems that something special is coming up. Does seem so. Something tells me that this is going to be a happy home today. May your words come true! Laxmi! Where are you? What happened? - A miracle! My transfer is revoked! Raju! Your magic spell worked! My transfer has been revoked! The Minister for Education came personally to revoke my transfer. Just imagine what my reputation is like! I know what your reputation is like! 90% of your students failed last year. Had I been in charge, I would have sacked you! Talk of reputation! Handle him, will you? - Get out of here! I've done it! -What? I struck pay-dirt! I insured all of 40 people today! 40 policies! - That's worth 8 million! 40 policies sold at a time! It's a record for our company! Really?! - Yes! - Let's go upstairs! The Lord be praised! - D'you see what misers they are?! They never even bothered to carry a box of sweets home. Had their mother been alive, she would've died of shock! See?! No one's happy that I'm not transferred. And my father riles me! Everyone is rejoicing for Jeevan! They are jealous of our happiness. Wrong. Know who was instrumental in stopping the transfer? Who was it? - Mr. Jeevan. What has Jeevan got to do with my transfer? I have no idea. But I heard him speak to someone over the phone. He was telling him that my brother is in trouble. Please stop his transfer anyhow. I request you. I beg of you. I have never seen a brother care so much. I hide the sweets away. Else, the box would've been snatched. You did the right thing. And you are a rich man too! And you are a rich man's wife! Mr. Vidyanath has the first right to the sweets. Offer him first of all. How am I concerned about him? Are you not concerned?! I have heard him pleading to a businessman. He requested the businessman to have his workers insured by you. Else, you would have lost your job! And you ask me how you are concerned! Is that true?! - I've never seen such love for a brother! I can't hold back my tears! Brother! So it was you! Don't! Here... have a sweet. Here's one for you. -After you. Dad! - Dad! Have a sweet! - Have a sweet! No. I have diabetes. Come on, dad! Just a little bit. -And a little bit from me. Any plans for feeding me to death? - None at all! Bless my Guru! I have great news! Watch your head. Else, I'll miss the news! I've made music director! I sang the duet you composed for him! Guess what he did?! He embraced me! Ketan Desai! -Yes! -And he embraced you?! -Yes! This is the real good news! - Oh yeah! Who is Ketan Desai? -A textile magnate. I see! God must have sent us all the happiness in the world. "Should I dance as gracefully.. ..as they dance in UP.(Uttar Pradesh)" "Should I dance as gracefully.. ..as they dance in UP.(Uttar Pradesh)" "Or should I dance like a hero." "Should I dance as gracefully.. ..as they dance in UP.(Uttar Pradesh)" "Or should I dance like a hero." "I will dance, O darling. I will dance." "I will dance, O darling. I will dance." "I will dance like a hero and.. ..I will also make you dance with me." "I will dance like a hero and.. ..I will also make you dance with me." "Should I dance as gracefully.. ..as they dance in UP.(Uttar Pradesh)" "Or should I dance like a hero." "So much happiness has come after such a long time." "So much happiness has come after such a long time." "Look, my walk has started to become tipsy." "Look, my walk has started to become tipsy." "Should I move as stylishly as the women in MP?" "Or should I dance like a hero?" "Move as stylishly as the women in MP." "Or should I dance like a hero?" "I will dance, O darling. I will dance." "I will dance, O darling. I will dance." "I will dance like a hero and.. ..I will also make you dance with me." "I will dance like a hero and.. ..I will also make you dance with me." "Why you look at me in secret?" "Why you look at me in secret?" "As if a lightning shines in the clouds." "As if a lightning shines in the clouds." "Should I dance as they dance in Mumbai?" "Or should I dance like a hero?" "Should I dance as they dance in Mumbai?" "Or should I dance like a hero?" "I will dance, O darling. I will dance." "I will dance, O darling. I will dance." "I will dance like a hero and.. ..I will also make you dance with me." "I will dance like a hero and.. ..I will also make you dance with me." "Please somebody tie the nuptial chaplet to my head." "Please somebody tie the nuptial chaplet to my head." "Please somebody introduce me to my future wife." "Please somebody introduce me to my future wife." "Should I play the drums as they do in Delhi?" "Or should I dance like a hero?" "Should I play the drums as they do in Delhi?" "Or should I dance like a hero?" "I will dance, O darling. I will dance." "I will dance, O darling. I will dance." "I will dance like a hero and.. ..I will also make you dance with me." "I will dance like a hero and.. ..I will also make you dance with me." "Should I dance as gracefully.. ..as they dance in UP.(Uttar Pradesh)" "Or should I dance like a hero." Dad? What are you doing here so late at night? I was missing you. How sweet! Come to the front door. I'll open it for you. All right. Come. Come. Come! Come! Come dad! You shouldn't have come here so late at night. You might have forgotten the day today. But, could a father forget his son's birthday? Oh my God! It's my birthday! Bless me, Dad. - May you live long. You were born exactly at 12:01am on 14th of August. Today's the day. I have brought a cake for you. Here you are. Should I get the kitchen knife? - Not the knife. Use your finger. Cut it! - It's all right dad. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birth.. And a cake for my baby! Raju forgot to lock the door. This must be the bad influence of my sons. Get up in the middle of the night to lock doors! And then be up early to unlock the doors! With 3 sons around the house, I'm still relegated to guard duty. What a life! Goodness! The old man just locked us in! What am I to do now?! -Wait for the milkman. You can't leave before morning. Till then, let's celebrate my birthday! How's the idea! Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you! Thief! What happened?! Sounds like a problem. Why don't you hide behind the refrigerator? Let me find out what's wrong. Go on... hide. Where the hell is everyone?! Morons! There's a thief! What happened? He cleaned out my safe! I'm ruined! Who? - A thief! Cleaned the safe! D'you suspect anyone?! Had he given us our share of the family jewels, some of it... ... could've been saved! - Ofcourse! The jewelley I wore the other day would've been safe... ... had I not returned it to him! Shut up! How selfish can you be?! Stop cribbing about your losses! One of you could at least call the police! Have you ever served in a policeman's house? Yes, I have. And that's why I'll advise you not to call the police! The police are dangerous. They'll even beat up members of the family. Let them beat these fellows up! I want my stuff back! That's all. Will you have your children beaten up for the sake of money? To hell with them! It's a good excuse anyway! Call the cops. Yes, Inspector... come in. What an unfortunate thing to happen! All gone! A lifetime of savings! My father's legacy! Family heirlooms! Don't worry. D'you suspect anyone? These people are members of the family. How can I suspect anyone? Who is he? - He's a trusted servant. I could suspect my sons. But I'd never suspect him. Don't worry. But he doesn't look like a servant. A matter of lineage, you see. You speak too much. - There is freedom of speech. You're impertinent too. Get me a glass of water. A glass of water. - I'll get it. Be seated. The thief! The thief is in there. -Where?! Behind the kitchen closet! - Please take a look. May I take a look? -Wait right here. Don't go in there. He might have a weapon! - Not even a nail-cutter. Raju's uncle! I get it! The uncle and the nephew burgle houses! That's what happens when you mistrust your own children and repose faith... ... in someone you don't even know. You can see that for yourself, Dad. Father, can you ever find a servant.. ..who takes just Rs. 300 as salary in the days of such high inflation? I knew something was amiss with his gift of the gab. But who could ever speak up to your father? Uncle... these people are getting more and more disrespectful. Before things get worse, we should get out of here. Stop! Is this how you repay my love and my trust? Take them away! - Come along. Stop! This is the limit! I can't take it anymore. What kind of a person are you? None of them understand how we love each other! Have you gone out of your mind?! -Yes! I've gone mad! Your hollow principles, fake ideals and obstinacy are driving me mad! You call this man a thief! D'you know who he is?! No! Don't! - I must! Let me say it! He is Mr. Dhanraj... and this is his son Rajesh. He's the one I am in love with. Rajesh is surrounded by servants in his house. And here he is, working... ... as a servant in our household. Just because you are stubborn! And he does it for the sake of my love! And he did it to win your hearts. Had he wanted to, we could have eloped. But he never did that. You think he's a thief! But he's the one who stopped your transfer. And you were happy for the policies you sold! Rajesh did it for you. He paid his employees to buy policies from you. And who saved Dimple from the goons? Ask her! Had Raju not helped her, Dimple wouldn't have been alive. Enough. Say no more. Mr. Dinanath... if my son has erred unwittingly, I apologise for him. No! Don't apologise for me. You have done enough for me. No father would do what you have done for me! Enough is enough. I have received a lot of love from your family. I apologise if I have ever cooked anything badly. I know that most people here love me. In fact everyone here loves me. He loves me too. But he is creating a scene over this. But please do not speak ill about my love for Meena. I wouldn't like that. Let's leave, Dad. I will get up at 7 o'clock sharp. I will eat my breakfast at 8 o'clock. And I will go to office at 9 o'clock. I love you. Let's go. It's past 7! Must you do that?! I was seeing such a lovely dream! What were you dreaming on? - That you and Meena have married. I saw that I'd become a grandfather of a dozen! I'm playing with them! That was in the dream. And what do you find now that you are awake? Just you and me. That's the stark reality. It's 7 now. Breakfast at 8. And we leave for work at 9. Now get up. Yes. Come on dad! - Coming! Dad! - I am coming! You are late! I am coming! I am ready. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Dad, you are five minutes late. In the future it will not be repeated. - I don't like it. Okay, you are forgiven. You can sit. Yes. Why are you staring at me? I know you're hurt deep down inside. Inside the lungs? Or is it inside the intestines? In your heart. If you want me to, I can apologise to Mr. Dinanath. No way! You aren't going to see that obstinate old man. Why should you?! Besides, how deep is this relationship with Meena? She's just a stranger with whom I had a brief affair. Falling in and out of love is part of life. Such things keep on happening. But you are my father. And you're my mother. And a brother. And a friend! Is it worth leaving so many people for the sake of a girl? If you don't sit in the car right now, I'm dumping you. Are you sitting? Or aren't you? - Oh yes... Come on. Come on, my father. Look at this! And don't stare! Want me to fix the old man? - Shut up. I just thought it'd please you. - Really?! How about pleasing you? Do what you want. I care a hang. -Very well. Just watch this. I had smeared you with muck. Now you have smeared me. That settles scores. Something still remains unsettled. Come here. Raju... come here. That settles the score. - Thank you. Have you gone out of your mind?! Give her that hand! What's up? - Hold his hand. Forget the hands. That's what you do! She's marrying her servant! Had I not left the job or burgled the house, the girl would've been mine! The two old fools! There they are. Hi Raju! Didn't I tell you that Raju hails from a good family? I had smelt that something was amiss with them! You never had the time for it. I had told you about them. I knew every secret there was! - Now that's the truth. This is the right choice, baby! Ah ha! Look at that! -What?! The End! - Oh yes! "Your heart is so admirable, just like gold." "Listen to what my heart-beat wants to say." "Your heart is so admirable, just like gold." "Listen to what my heart-beat wants to say." "You are my! You are my! You are my! You are my!" "You are my, Hero Number One!" "Your heart is so admirable, just like gold." "Listen to what my heart-beat wants to say." "I am your! I am your! I am your! I am your!" "I am your, Hero Number One!" "I have run away with you from your house." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes." "I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad." "I have run away with you from my house." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes." "I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad." "Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad."