[nonA] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 11 (BD ).ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
[It's winter break]
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Film Festival Koishikawa
Please refrain from using cell phones in a movie theater.
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Mama,
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Why does Papa's
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face look
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so pale?
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Shut up
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and dig!
The End
Con
gratu
lations
On
Turning
Forty!!
That's Impossible, Isn't There an Original
Neutrino
It wasn't that great.
Forget great.
It was plain boring.
Really?
Wasn't it easy to understand?
Give me back my time and money! Bastards!!!!!!!!!
That's the problem.
The story was monotonous.
The characters were mediocre.
It didn't have any of the necessary elements of a movie.
But it followed the original way!
Who are you?
I know him!
He's the director of the movie we just saw!
That's right.
I'm the director.
So you're the one...
...who made this boring movie.
Refund my ticket!
Or else I'll sue!
Don't be ridiculous!
It followed the original way!
What's with that excuse!?
Director!
This way!
Hurry!
That's right!
He ran away!
Clairvoyance
Hey!
Everyone.
Look at this.
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Original Way
Original Way?
Yes.
This is an escape route named Original Way.
Director.
That was a close call.
Indeed...
I followed the original way...
...yet they still attack me.
It's terrible.
In other words...
He followed the original...
...as in, it's not his fault it was boring.
A commonly used evasive response in the industry.
So it's just an excuse?
I'm in despair!
This society that criticizes people for following the original has left me in despair!
He stole your trademark line.
I guess I'll cry.
So there's a road for this.
I had no idea.
In fact, many people in the film industry...
...such as directors, scriptwriters...
...character designers, and producers...
...used this road to escape.
Dire
ctor
Isn't there a problem with the part balance?
It's following the original way.
Isn't it the director's job to make it interesting?
That's right!
What are you talking about!?
If it's better than the original...
...that would be an insult to the original creator!
Hey now...
Take a look!
This is what happens to staff members who don't follow the original way!
Don't mess with me, director!
I'm sorry!
You screwed up the image!
A frightening reality.
He should have abandoned his pride as a filmmaker...
...and escaped on Original Way...
Wait, director!
Oh?
Another director is attempting to escape using Original Way.
Shut up!
I'm following the original way!
Stop it!
Why are you getting in my way!?
If you follow the original way...
...that idol will end up in a love scene!
What's wrong with that!?
It follows the original way!
That's bad!
D-Director!
I see...
Original Way may not always work.
It's quite difficult.
Not only does HiroOOO play a grade-schooler in Secret...
KokuOOO-kun Dad's a Worrywart is covered in blood...
It's Antique Bakery yet Naohito FujiOO and Hiroshi AOO...
Asaka SeOO in Tokyo University Story was rough...
The meat in Soul Hunter was...
However...
The fact is that people can escape using Original Way.
In fact...
...the show you're currently watching, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei...
Vessel of Despair
Akiyuki Shinbo
...was based on the original novel, Vessel of Despair.
This show is following the original way so we can't help it.
Don't make stuff up!
If you look back at the history of this town...
...you'll find that there have been many people with guilty consciences...
...and thus, the existence of many escape routes.
I love how this town has so many escape routes.
Don't say that with a smile on your face!
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Recipe Way
Recipe Way?
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Recipe Way
That was close, ma'am.
Honestly, that silly husband of mine...
He said my cooking tasted bad.
Was it bad?
I followed the recipe so it couldn't be helped.
If you stick to the recipe...
...it should taste good.
I'm tired from running.
She changed the subject...
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Recipe Way
Well...
This is an escape route...
...so many embarrassed wives have used this road.
I followed the recipe so it couldn't be helped.
She's running away.
There are many more routes around here.
Can't be helped!
Sign: Meteorologist
I can't help being wrong!
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JMA Forecasted Way
I see...
There's road construction going on.
Hey!
What is this construction for!?
We're replacing the water lines.
Well, they're not really damaged.
What's that?
How dare you use our taxes on unnecessary construction!?
It can't be helped!
The job was planned over thirty years ago.
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Originally Planned Way
Redo it!
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Editor's Way
Someone who looks like a manga artist.
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Editor's Way
Damn it!
The readers are bashing me!
It's not my fault!
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Editor's Way
What are you doing in the middle of the road in broad daylight?
Can't be helped!
I'm only following orders!
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Queen's Way
But you're doing it because you want to.
Well...
More or less...
Well?
Aren't these escape routes so wonderful?
They sure are.
Unacceptable...
I refuse to accept these escape routes!
You must properly deal with the issue without running away!
Some people can't do that.
They simply aren't working hard enough.
It's fine, Chiri-chan.
With this many escape routes...
...even a pessimistic person can find confidence.
I don't understand how this could be fine!
A pessimistic person will still be a pessimistic person!
It's not an issue of confidence!
You shouldn't just accept it!
What are you saying!?
Kitsu-san.
Calm down!
How can I stay calm!?
You're okay with this, Sensei!?
Now, now...
Y-You've got it wrong!
You can't blame that on me!
I don't want to hear excuses!
I'll have you take proper responsibility this time!
Responsibility?
You have two options.
One, sincerely take responsibility and marry me.
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Sensei toyed with me!!
Two, ignore me like I'm some babbling, delusional girl.
Well?
Which will it be?
Come on!
They both frighten me!
I can't make a decision!
Decide!
Properly...
This is bad...
Isn't there an escape route?
There's one over here.
Wait!
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Emperor Mosquito Coil
Energy
Full of
Mosquito Coil Arts Tornado
Manpuku
Telephone Financing and Sales
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Stop
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Beware of wild animals
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Beware of kidnappers
Fuura-san.
What is the name of this...
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Which way should I go
God's Way
Wha-
These happened to be here.
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Marry
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Ignore
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Which way should I go
God's Way
Really now...
Come.
Go ahead.
Yes.
Then I'll go for it...
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Marry
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Ignore
Which way should I go...
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Marry
...according to what Our Holy Father in Heaven says...
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Ignore
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Marry
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Ignore
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Marry
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Ignore
Ignore.
Looks like it.
Got it.
I'm following the will of God so I have no choice!
Time to ignore!
I see...
Regardless of the choice...
...once a decision's been made...
...I feel much better.
St-Street attacker?
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It's a street
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There'll be street attackers
Well, this is a street.
You're gonna run into street attackers.
[Is that... how it works...]
Is that... how it works...
Was he really stabbed!?
Right when I went home for a bit...
It's true!
Right?
Huh?
Two?
[They're toys]
I want to hibernate.
Don't you want to just hibernate...
...when the weather's so cold?
Not really.
When are you going home?
Who knows.
How long are you planning on staying?
I'm a relative.
You should be telling her that.
There's no need to concern yourself with me.
Yes.
Then I won't.
Hey now...
I'm pretty sure the next volume was in the closet...
Don't open it.
I'm sorry.
Why are you there?
Because it's winter vacation.
I get it.
That makes sense.
Friendship is a beautiful thing.
You need to come back to reality.
Sensei, run for it!
Fujiyoshi-san.
What brings you here so unexpectedly?
Forget that...
Gather anything important and run away!
Chiri's coming to do a thorough cleaning!
Hello!
She's already here!
Then excuse me!
I'll be doing some cleaning...
...so please go outside.
Why are you cleaning my house?
It isn't just your house.
This time of year...
...Chiri goes around cleaning everywhere.
What's with that...
But you should be grateful that she's cleaning for you.
I suppose...
Except that...
What's this?
Isn't that nice?
The other day...
Trash.
Hey!
I still need that!
She throws anyway anything questionable...
...regardless of whether you need it or not!
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One of these will help you sleep soundly at night - Shigeo Mizuki
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Sexy and Dandy
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Three Dumpling Sisters
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Damn Twisted Person -Muscle Boys-
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Book and CD covers
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Why aren't you trying your best - Taro Ueda
Trash.
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Collectors Boxes
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Pani Phase
Trash.
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Hero's Signature
To Nozomu-kun
Super Rangers
Shook my hand!!
Trash.
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Cell Phone Charger Stand
Trash.
What are you doing!?
All of those have value to me!
Panic
Panic
Except they're all pretty questionable...
Panic
Panic
Chiri will definitely...
...turn into a mother who...
...throws away her kids' collectible cards and stuff without batting an eye.
That's true.
That should do it.
This...
And this...
And this!
Note: Throw away each type of trash on the corresponding day.
Stop that.
You look pathetic.
This one, too!
Pretend we don't know him.
How can you not understand the value of these things!?
What are you all doing?
Sheesh!
We brought tea cakes.
Nice timing, Kafuka-chan.
I was thinking that Chiri-chan would probably be at Sensei's house around now.
The cake I chose is yummy!
Th-That's nice.
In any case, the place is really clean now.
Well...
It'll be back to the way it was in no time.
Geez, you're such a slob!
So what?
This is my house.
Get up.
I'm getting irritated just watching you.
Whatever, just leave me alone.
I just want to go into hibernation.
Hibernation?
He's been saying that for a while now.
Saying that it's okay for bears and snakes...
...but not for humans is just strange.
What you just said is weird.
If I'm not allowed to go to my eternal rest...
...can't I at least hibernate?
I just threw this away.
Did you bring it back?
It's important to me!
Besides...
...I won't have this talk of hibernation.
Human beings have a proper time for sleeping...
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Sleep
...from 8 PM...
...to 6 AM.
So we can't sleep during any other time.
You can't.
Or you're no longer human.
I don't care if I'm no longer human.
Let me hibernate.
It's impossible for humans to hibernate.
That's not true, Chiri-chan.
A father who hasn't worked in a while after being restructured.
A NEET who doesn't feel like working after graduating.
A woman who hasn't loved a real man in years.
A state of inactivity resembling death.
They were all hibernating!
A time of preparation...
...for a glorious awakening...
...after a long winter.
That's if they wake up.
You could also include.
You could also include...
A manga that was pulled.
A frozen government project.
A spam-full BBS that's never updated.
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Narita Shinkansen Project
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Secret
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BBS for Everyone
Those are all merely in hibernation.
When spring comes, they'll surely...
Then the inactivity of my hair follicles...
...is merely hibernation.
When spring comes, they'll surely...
Surely produce flowing...
This door doesn't fit right.
You awaken from your winter seclusion to encounter...
...a new future called spring.
So humans do need to hibernate.
Yes, Sensei.
I agree.
I don't!
What is it, Mataro?
She's hibernating.
Komori-san.
Komori in Winter.
Was that supposed to be funny!?
Oh?
She thawed quickly.
I just dozed off for a bit.
So she wasn't hibernating.
Of course.
Komori-san.
What is it, Sensei?
May I also sleep in that spot?
Crazy turn of events.
After further thought...
...the closet would be a perfect place for hibernating.
The fact that it's isolated from your living space...
...makes it similar to being underground.
I see.
Nice, Sensei!
May I impose?
Um...
That's a no?
Not at all!
I hope to have a pleasant experience.
I'll be in your care.
Then I'll prepare the guest futon.
Except that belongs to me...
There you go again...
Giving another girl the wrong idea...
It would appear that we need to properly make things clear...
...once and for all.
P-Properly?
What do you mean!?
Any crying children here?
Any naughty children here?
Save me!
That's it.
I'm going to hibernate.
What are you talking about, Harumi?
But...
I didn't get into Comiket this year.
And they only air specials this time of the year...
...so there's nothing good on TV.
Just because of that...
I'm gonna hibernate, too!
Maria!
I understand.
Then...
Since the closet's rather small...
...let's all hibernate together.
You're the teacher so you should stop them!
I see.
This would be group hibernation.
Then to prevent a draft from getting in...
...let's seal the windows with packing tape.
Mataro.
Give me a hand.
And to make our rest tranquil...
...let's put on some healing music.
Also, winter can be excruciatingly cold.
Let's burn some charcoal for warmth.
This will make our hibernation much more comfortable.
When we wake up...
...we'll be in a new future.
Splendid.
It's perfect!
Kafuka-san!
What are you doing!?
Kitsu-san...
You're still going to complain...
You need to do a more proper job of sealing without leaving any openings.
That was your concern!?
Good night!
Then everyone.
We'll see each other again in spring.
Hold it.
I'm not letting you sleep, Sensei.
You haven't finished atoning for your sins.
Unfortunately...
...resistance is futile at this point.
We're going on a picnic tomorrow.
F
l
a
s
h
It looks like you're awake.
How cruel!
If you say that...
...I won't be able to fall asleep!
I said that I wasn't going to let you sleep.
Using any means necessary...
I'm not letting you sleep, Sensei.
Then I'll do whatever it takes...
...to fall asleep!
Watch a boring show on mute!
Water dripping from a leaky faucet!
I-It bothers me!
The principal giving a long speech!
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Motivation
Spirit
Iwa(ki)
The 3 keys
Motivation! Spirit!
A mosquito buzzing around your ear!
Sleeping pills down the throat!
Worries about the future!
Text: Unemployment, Disease, Unmarried,
Text: Declining Birth Rate, Old Age, Pension Taxes...
What if I'm still unmarried when I'm old...
...ruin my health and lose my appetite...
...and don't receive a pension...
I win.
Unfortunately...
...I've lost...
...this contest...
Huh?
Oh?
Wh-What's wrong?
I'm loosing consciousness...
Carbon monoxide poisoning!?
Window!
Open all the windows!
Quick!
We almost ended up sleeping forever.
That was a surprise, Chiri-chan.
Whose fault do you think this was!?
Right when I had finally won!
Sensei's gone!
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Don't look for me Itoshiki Nozomu
He got away!
Honestly...
I can't even hibernate in peace...
At this point...
Everything has left me in despair.
I must...
Watch out!
There's a wild streetcar!
It can't be!
Sensei!
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Operating
It'll be fine.
I'm sure it'll be fine!
Kafuka-san!
How can you say such irresponsible things!?
Why do you...
Stop it!
Stop it...
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Operating
Sensei...
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Operating
[Thank you for your support]
W-Wait, what!?