[nonA] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 02 (BD ).ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Morning.
The refreshing breeze and soft sunlight...
...tell me something wonderful will happen.
I wonder what will happen today.
Let me die!
What are you thinking!?
Let me die!
Not on the tracks!
Don't throw your life away!
What if I had died!?
Te
tsu
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Ta
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(Head Editor)
da
White At The End Of The Tunnel
Counseling Office
Well, Itoshiki-Sensei...
Why did you want to die this morning?
Actually...
...my entire savings will soon be withdrawn!
By a counterfeit card!
A counterfeit card?
Please elaborate.
It happened this morning.
I'll go die!
How did you come to that conclusion?
When you slide the wallet with your card...
...over an automated turnstile...
...it responds, right?
Which means...
...the other card in the wallet...
...are undoubtedly skimmed!
I'm sure...
...some criminal organization...
...has already placed...
...a skimming device inside the turnstile!
Because...
...if I were an evil villain...
...I would place one there!
After all...
...you'll be able to obtain the information for tens, hundreds of thousands of credit cards every day!
It's all over!
I'm sure my entire savings is being withdrawn this very second!
There's no need to worry.
That can't possibly happen.
You should stop jumping to the worst possible conclusion...
...in every situation.
It's been my nature since I was born.
Telling me to stop would require...
That's it.
I should just end my life.
That's not what I meant.
I'm in despair!
This card-dependent society has left me in despair!
Moving on...
You have a hikikomori in your class.
A hikikomori?
She hasn't come to school since her first year.
Could you visit her home...
...and check on her?
I can barely handle my own issues right now.
I don't have time to concern myself with students.
V-Very well.
I'll go.
Is that acceptable?
Then I'm counting on you.
Komori
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Looking for you Flowers
Luniun
Chie-Sensei's eyes are terrifying.
Sensei!
Fuura-san.
Why are you here?
Komori
I live in the area.
What are you doing here?
Actually, I'm visiting a student.
That's right.
May I tag along...
...Pink Supervisor?
This is for today, huh?
I'm sorry you had to come all this way.
DAD
Your homeroom teacher is here.
Along with a friend.
Just come out for a second!
Are you asleep?
At least say hello.
Don't open my door!
Stay away!
Get lost!
Cut it out!
Your teacher came all the way here!
Like I give a damn!
Loser!
Kill Yourself!
Hey!
Open up!
Hey!
This is a rather...
Open the door!
...extreme hikikomori...
Hey!
Hikikomori?
DAD
Honestly...
Under these circumstances...
Come on!
...it will be difficult to get her to come to school.
What to do?
Was that supposed to be a joke?
How could a hikkikomori, something I've only seen on TV or in the newspaper...
...exist so close to me?
Then...
What do you call that!?
Please...
That's...
...a Zashiki Warashi!
Right...
Tsumo with no declarations
Win one turn after riichi
A Zashiki Warashi...
...is a demon that resides in your living room...
...and plays practical jokes.
A wonderful spirit...
...that protects your home.
A Zashiki Warashi...
That's why...
...we can't let her get outside...
...or their home will be ruined!
Her positive way of thinking is as horrifying as ever...
If that's truly the case...
...it would be better to leave her here...
...instead of forcing her to go to school, right?
I'll take it!
What are you doing!?
We absolutely cannot allow her to come out!
Your family will become poor!
You'll be poor...
...and have to share a bowl of plain soba between the whole family!
A single bar of soap will have to replace...
...shampoo, laundry detergent, and dishwashing detergent!
Color your feet instead of wearing shoes!
Is that okay with you!?
Th-That's...
Okay then.
It's noisy out there.
I can handle the rest.
You circle around to the window...
...and make sure she doesn't escape!
Wh-Why do I have to do this...
What is this?
Now there's a racket on this side.
What if I had died!?
It won't open!
Open up!
Open the door, bastard!
As expected from a fiend of the Zashiki Warashi variety.
A physical barricade alone is not enough.
However...
Goddammit!
I put up a spiritual barrier.
Here, Zashiki Warashi-chan.
It's your favorite toy.
I'll let you have it if you don't go outside.
Scary!
You won't be lonely with all these other friends here.
So...
...stay inside forever!
No!
Let me...
...go outside...
Please let me go outside.
Excuse me.
You're beautiful.
With fair skin.
What's your name?
Komori Kiri...
Komori Kiri...
That's a good name.
Komori-san...
If you ever want to die...
...let me know first.
Yes.
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Death Note
Suicide Partners
I'll add you to my travel partner list.
Faculty Office
Man, what a surprise, Itoshiki-Sensei!
Yes?
That incredibly stubborn hikikomori, Komori-kun...
She's come to school, apparently.
That's odd...
She wasn't in class today.
Very impressive, Itoshiki-Sensei.
Your guidance is superb for someone so young.
What a relief.
What a relief.
It's true that she's come to school.
Science Lab
Sensei.
She left her house...
...but now she's confined herself in the school.
Hikikomori Girl
Komori Kiri
Student #20
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Do Not Open
I'm...
...hopeless when I fall in love.
Tokimeki Building 2 B1
Fashion Salon
Mario
I'm...
...going to see you now.
Komori-san didn't come today.
Sensei.
2~H Roster
Present...
Kobushi Abiru
Tsunetsuki Matoi
Hitou Nami
Fujyoshi Harumi
Stayed
Here
Escaped
Komori Kiri
Oh, there was another one...
Tsunetsuki Matoi-san didn't show up today.
About that Tsunetsuki-san...
Counseling Office
A stalker?
She keeps following her ex-boyfriend around.
She secretly made a duplicate key and snuck into his house.
The police finally got involved.
First a hikikomori, now a stalker...
What is wrong...
...with the students in my class?
I should be the only troublemaker in the class.
So you were aware.
More or less.
Take a look at these.
These are pictures of Tsunetsuki-san from the past year.
What do you think?
Some girls are like this.
Their personality changes...
...according to their boyfriend.
I'm hopeless.
Hopeless?
Once I've fallen in love...
...I can't help but think about him all day long.
I call every five minutes...
...while sending e-mails.
If he doesn't pick up, I fax him.
Late at night, I just have to go see him!
I want to know what he's doing so I bug his place!
You're one...
...crazy stalker.
S-Stalker!?
Oh.
Fuura-san.
Why are you here again?
That's impossible.
How could a stalker, something I've only seen on TV or in the newspaper...
...exist so close to me?
Her actions up to this point...
...would make her a criminal.
Come on...
She's only acting...
...out of pure love!
You call bugging his room an act of pure love!?
Yes.
She shows her intense love...
...in a direct way.
It's a case of deep love.
Deep love
Deep love...
Yes...
It's deep love!
I'm not a stalker!
My love just happens to be a little more intense!
I want to know!
I want to know what he's doing this very second!
I want to know!
Wait, Tsunetsuki-san!
If you trespass, you'll be arrested!
Tea Ceremony Club
Tea Ceremony Club
Ta-da!
Looks delicious!
What is this cake for?
I happened to earn some extra income.
Let's eat it together.
Four people and four strawberries.
I'll be able to divide it into four equal parts.
Chupex!!
We can count on Kitsu-san to cut each slice exactly even.
Cake.
Looks great.
Do you want some, Kudou-kun?
I'd love some.
In that case, Chiri-chan...
We'll need five...
Strawberry per person = x
Cake per person
Four strawberries...
Five people...
In order to divide them exactly...
Not good.
...I have to remove the strawberries...
Chiri's getting irritated!
Her need to do everything perfectly is leading to disaster.
I see.
Cut each strawberries into five pieces and give each person four.
Fidget
Midget
Fidget
Fidget
Oh.
Meru-chan, do you want cake?
Irritated
Irritated
Cake per person
Strawberry per person = x
Four strawberries...
Six people...
Cut the cake into six pieces...
Chiri's getting worse!
She cut each strawberry slice into three pieces...
...so each person gets ten pieces.
They kinda look like carrot slices.
My, that looks delicious.
Irritated
Irritated
Irritated
Irritated
Four strawberries...
Seven people...
In order to divide the cake equally...
...each slice must have an arc of...
Chiri's getting even worse!
...51.428571428...
Are we supposed to drink this?
Beats me.
Takashi!
Matoi!
Wh-Why are you here?
Leave!
I can't!
Don't say such sad things!
It's long been over between you and me.
I beg you, Takashi!
Leave!
How can this be...
Weren't we in love with each other!?
In love with each other, you say?
That sounds a tad odd.
What do you mean, Sensei?
If you love that man so much...
...then allow me to tell you what true deep love is.
True deep love?
The ultimate expression of love...
That would be...
...to commit suicide together!
The meaning of love...
...is found through death!
If you truly love each other...
...then die together.
Red lead, sleeping pills, and a will.
Along with other items.
This is my travel kit...
...that I always carry on me.
I'll leave it here.
The ultimate form of love...
You love one another so much that you wish to die together?
Tsunetsuki-san.
If you'd like...
...l'll die with you whenever you want.
Then bon voyage.
That was a confession of love.
I'm leaving.
Straight Ahead Go !!
Orange
Full Power
I appear!!
Is Matoi-chan absent again today?
And Chiri-chan's in the nurse's office.
Probably because of yesterday...
Since she drank every last drop...
Good morning.
Sorry for being late.
That's a becoming look.
Is there some kind of celebration?
Negotiation still underway!
Sensei.
Do you realize the pinch you're in?
What do you mean?
TAP
TAP
TAP
TAP
Orange
Full Power
I appear!!
And bend
GLANCE
Zerooooooo
I'm not Orange...
Why is she looking at me?
She's still looking at me!
It hurts! It hurts... It hurts!!
Strike~!!
Great-o!
I've been hiding this fact...
...but I'm actually terminally ill!
I'm always at the climax!!
I'll have to leave early today.
Just study on your own!
Not Casserole! It's Katsura!!
Orange
Full Power
I appear!!
Run Through the hallway!
Boys Love Club Recruiting
Jazz Band
Honey Clover
C-Could this be...
... what they call deep love?
Love
Her love is too heavy!
Itoshiki
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ling...
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
a-ling...
ring
Whrrrr
[Love]
Tsunetsuki
Oh, Matoi-chan.
So you fell in love with someone new?
Yes, Mama.
Oh, Itoshiki-Sensei.
Didn't you go home?
I realized that it was dangerous for me to be alone.
I don't feel too well...
...so I'll rest for a bit.
Already taken, I see.
Nurse's Office
The smell of disinfectants.
The feeling of emptiness.
I always feel so calm when I'm in the nurse's office.
Game one hour a day
Meijin
Refusing fake
illnesses
Nurse's Office
Wh-Why are you here. Kitsu-san?
W-Well...
As a man and a woman...
Now that it's come to this...
...we have no choice.
Please do a proper job of it
A proper job?
Properly register me as a family member.
Properly meet with my parents.
Another sudden case of deep love!?
Silence
It doesn't make sense!
After all that pestering by Matoi...
...now I haven't heard a thing since!
Why...
I want to know...
I want to know...
I want to know!
[The Following Day]
Good morning!
Good morning.
SNEAKY
SNEAKY
GRRR
GRRR
GRRR
GRRR
GRRR
GRRR
GRRR
GRRR
GRRR
GRRR
You were all over me just a while ago...
...and now you've fallen for that guy?
SNEAKY
What is this, Takashi?
Unforgivable.
Sneaky
Didn't you tell me that you broke up with that girl!?
I've gone to your establishment and spent so much money on you...
... and now I find out you have a boyfriend!?
Sneaky
Dear...
Sneaky
You've abandoned me for a whore, haven't you!?
Maeda Cleaning
Ma'am...
I'm the one who always washes your underwear.
What a disaster?
What a disaster.
It's turned into a chain of stalkers.
Itoshiki-Sensei is leading a whole bunch of them...
The Pied Piper of Hamelin!
Hamelin! Hamelin!
I wonder if he could just lead all these dangerous people outside town.
Her love is too heavy!
Sensei!
Please do this properly!
Sensei!
Sensei!
Sensei!
Men's Restroom
Sensei!
Sensei!
Sensei!
They won't follow me in here.
Tsunetsuki Matoi
Super Loving Stalker Girl
Student #22
[White at the End of the Tunnel]