[nonA] Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - 01 (BD ).ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Before enjoying the show, please enjoy an animation clip from Kumeta~san.
The End
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
Stendhal (1783~1842 French)
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Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Spring.
April.
My Heart was filled with hope.
Don't...
Don't do it
Don't
Don't do it!
Don't throw your life away!
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Um...
What if I had died!?
Once again, I didn't die.
Why did you stop me?
You just said...
What if I had died?
I am a person...
...whose life is worth nothing.
You didn't intend to die, right?
What are you talking about!?
I was fully prepared to die!
I was fully prepared to die
Of course not!
No person could ever...
...attempt to take his own life...
...on such a beautiful spring day!
Spring.
The season for beginnings!
Love is born!
Dreams are born!
Joy is born!
Everything begins in spring...
...and leads us into the future!
If you took your own life on such a beautiful day...
...Pink Gabriel would never forgive you.
Pink Gabriel...?
The biggest cherry blossom tree here.
Gabriel...
I'm the one who named it.
Pink Gabriel
Its majestic bearing...
The countless petals which spring from its considerable branches...
Yes.
Like an angel spreading its wings.
That's why I named it Pink Gabriel.
Just now.
Just now!?
JUST NOW
And that tree is Pink Minister.
Pink Minister
That tree is Pink Devil.
Pink Devil
That tree is Pink Young CEO.
Pink Young CEO
They seem oddly incompatible.
TRASH CAN
This is a treasure chest for the homeless!
Is she supposed to be Anne of Green Gables?
That's right.
What should I call you?
Since you were hanging from Pink Young CEO...
Let's see...
Pink Supervisor.
[Pink Supervisor]
From now on...
...I'll call you Pink Supervisor.
Don't make up a name for me!
Especially not one that sounds like a name from some glamorous comedy!
Glamor?
Besides...
You can't go around naming things in this world now.
Thanks to naming rights...
...you can only name baseball stadiums...
...fields, and concert halls...
...if you've got the cash.
Eventually...
...mountains and rivers will be named after corporations and products.
Mt. Fuji
[Japan's #1 Mt. Shonen Magazine]
Even Mt. Fuji...
...will one day become Mt. Shonen Magazine.
We live in a sad world.
If I'm allowed to call you Pink Supervisor...
...I'll pay 50 yen.
I don't want your money!
Stop calling me that!
It always comes down to money, money, money.
Even girls in high school try to solve everything with money.
Only 50 yen though.
What a horrible world.
What a truly horrible world.
I'm in despair!
This money-grubbing world has left me in despair!
I'll go back to dying.
What are you saying?
The world is filled with hope.
I die now.
Like I just said...
Nobody would ever try to die on such a beautiful day.
Right here.
Next to you.
Nobody at all!
Okay.
Then what was I doing a moment ago?
Oh, that was...
...to try and make yourself taller, right?
What?
I just remembered.
My father...
...often tried to make himself taller.
Whenever times were hard...
...my father would try to make himself taller.
No, no.
When he was restructured,
when the debt collectors came calling,
when the company went out of business...
...he tried to make himself taller.
Uh...
I believe you're slightly mistaken...
And my mother also...
...tried to make herself taller that one time.
You wouldn't know.
I'm referring to when...
Enough already!
I was getting to the good part.
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myself taller
I've come to make
So what?
From your perspective...
...the forest of Fuji are a hot spot for making yourself taller?
Prologue...
What is it?
Pink Supervisor.
But you're not even that short.
Right?
I already told you...
I wasn't trying to make myself taller.
I know!
You want to be a basketball player, right?
No.
But you'll be fine.
If you work on your jumping...
...I'm sure you can play at your current height.
Like I said...
I'm not trying to be a basketball player.
You just need to build your leg muscles.
Listen to what I'm saying.
A "man" who can only see
everything in a negative light
A "girl" who can only see
everything in a positive light
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A meeting that was never meant to happen.
That's right.
Now what?
Here.
So that's what you're going to call me?
Yes...
...Pink Supervisor.
I was...
...really trying to die!
And...
...I won't accept the name Pink Supervisor!
I will never accept it!
What a strange person.
2 ~ 8
CHATTER
CHATTER...
The chalkboard will now feature
the writings of Kumeta-san.
Good morning.
Pink Supervisor!
The girl from this morning.
She was a student?
Watch anime in a bright room with a dark heart
Pink Supervisor?
Thanks to the lax education system, youths have lost their chance for romance on Saturday's half-holiday
What an unusual name.
Mail. Mail.
Mail. Mail.
Pink Supervisor~?
Is he an idiot?
Kill yourself, perv.
Mail. Mail.
Hey, men! Is that robot dance from a Sunrise show?
Quiet!
Everybody, quiet down!
My name isn't Pink Supervisor!
A space opera for you, a NEET on Mars
I doubt anybody thought it was.
Besides, it doesn't even make any sense.
Here.
Now it's okay, right?
Money isn't the issue here.
Either way, 50 yen is far too cheap.
A price hike?
I'm saying that you've got it totally wrong.
I am your homeroom teacher.
Bo Itoiro?
So you're not Japanese.
Hata-kun's love for his mother
What are you?
Maybe he's from continental Asia?
Itoshiki Nozomu
No!
Itoshiki Nozomu.
A bona fide Japanese person.
Itoshiki Nozomu...
That's a beautiful name.
Huh?
I'm not prostrating myself. I'm looking at the sky on the other side of Earth.
I still mess up kanji on a cell phone.
But the number of strokes in my name...
It couldn't be any worse.
Horrible luck with money.
No affinity for domestic fortune.
Unlikely candidate for promotion.
Everything I try to do in my twilight years will backfire.
I should just die...
...and receive a posthumous Buddhist name that has better luck!
Die?
I have a good idea...
...Pink Supervisor.
That's not my name!
Itoshiki Nozomu
☆
This will change the number of strokes in your name...
...and your luck will improve.
Am I supposed to be Tsunoda Hito?
Then go for something that looks modern.
Itoshiki @ Nozomu
That just looks lame!
[Ah, that's it!]
Ah, that's it!
Another horrible idea, right?
Since stroke number is a Japanese thing...
...writing your name horizontally would eliminate the problem.
Horizontally...
[W~Wait a second!]
W-Wait a second!
Anything but that!
Despair
Despair?
Despair Sensei!
Don't squeeze them together!
Afterwards...
Whenever we wrote his name horizontally...
...we would leave enough space between.
You're overdoing it.
Homeroom Teacher
Super Negative Teacher
Itoshiki Nozomu
-A few days later-
2 ~ 8
Good morning!
School is all about the hot spring!
Feels like heaven!
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
One form of abstinence is to not touch used dating sims
Are you talking to me?
Don't you agree?
When you run into friends at Bic camera, hold L and R at the same time
Are you talking to me, Fuura-san!?
Uh...
Well...
A hot spring in the school would be quite novel...
I-It doesn't sound like a bad idea...
Of course not.
I'll never have anything to do with a pajama party in my entire life.
It's a hot spring Chiri-chan!
So what?
Guess not.
I wanna leave.
Dan Doh (Xi)
Hair shed at 5 centimeters per Second.
Then...
A hot spring is it, Chiri-chan!
What is that supposed to mean?
Stop using improper grammar.
It irritates me.
Hot spring's it, Chiri-chan!
Hot spring's it?
Or hot spring it would work!
Honestly!
I have no idea of what you're talking about!
Get a grip Kafuka-san!
Besides...
If we turn the school into a hot spring...
...the humidity will ruin our textbooks.
Glasses would get fogged up.
Most importantly, you couldn't have class with everyone dizzy!
And many other things would be ruined.
Warning: Even standing is no longer within my control
Town Event <-- Festival
Currently negotiating with HAMASHO!!
City Event <-- Navy Curry
My Event <-- Leah Dizon
Why...
Just the thought is irritating me!
Chiri-chan
You don't have to be perfect about everything.
I'm not like you!
How sloppy.
They slide down sometimes.
S'okay! S'okay!
Is Banjo-san the owner of this lingerie pub?
It's not okay.
Will you be attending Manga Koshien?
Relief
That's better.
There was a leak --> decide if you're an idol or a voice actress. Chiri --> Voice acting idol
That's our Chiri-chan.
Your perfectly split hair isn't just for show.
There's no need for you to talk so much.
I am a person who has no reason to live.
I have spent majority of my life in shame.
Um...
Itoshiki-Sensei.
This office is supposed to be for counseling students...
And this is a little heavy for me so early in the morning...
Forgive me...
...Arai-Sensei.
Well...
I'll listen to your story.
So?
Why did you want to die today?
My soul has been corrupted.
I am no longer able to watch sacred sporting events.
I developed an interest in corporate baseball this year.
I spontaneously decided to cheer for a team in the northeast...
There's no need to force yourself to pick a team.
[ 毛 is the kanji for hair ]
All I can see is hair!
The mark on their cap!
I believe that the design represents an E with wings...
My soul...
My eyes have been corrupted...
So even the wings of an angel look like filthy hair to me!
When head coach Yamashita...
...wears that cap, it's so sad...
Because it's like he's wearing hair?
If he had a thick head of real hair...
...there wouldn't be anything wrong with wearing fake hair.
However, when your only hair is a logo on a baseball cap...
Going to die now?
No.
I feel a little better after talking to you.
Perhaps you just wanted to say that out loud?
Well, I have class.
If you'll excuse me.
What a pain.
What if he comes everyday?
What a pain
What if he comes everyday
Good morning.
They had to stop the central line again this morning.
There was no hidden message there.
Students
Thank you for the raise.
It includes the consumption tax...
...Pink Supervisor.
Much appreciated.
Then, I'll pass some printouts around now.
Academic Goal
Achieve a rice ball shape that won't make people laugh.
Sensei.
Yes
No
Do you put chikuwa in your curry?
What is it, Kitsu-san?
I'll explain the printouts afterwards.
Rozen May Day
(Second District Festival for Workers)
You're going to accept it?
Prince od Pork Chops <-- Maeda
72% of people said that their first attempt to be fashionable was a pocket watch
(~~~poll)
The name pink Supervisor.
You're okay with it?
It's great.
Really great!
You keep quiet, Kafuka-san!
Sensei.
Anime PORISU -->
O Animepolis
X Anime Police
She's not going to stop.
What do I do with my OOdia LDs?
You can't go back once you've given up.
Giving up is part of life.
Soft OXOdam
X Loser
O North Korean Refugee
You'll spend your life being ordered around.
The world is away
There's no such thing as free will in this world.
X 6th Tabby Cat
O 6th Chakra
I can't believe that a teacher would say that.
You will soon learn the truth.
Okay.
Who didn't get a printout?
Couldn't you pretend that he's not a teacher?
I'll do that from now on.
Sensei, the corner on mine is bent...
The social democratic party has finally attacked the phrase "Throwing like a girl"
Everybody got one!
Bushido is insanity unto Death.
If one stops to contemplate Bushido, the battle is lost.
Scores of men cannot kill such a warrior.
The sane will never accomplish great things.
Okay then.
He didn't see me...
Oh, well.
First Hope
Second Hope
Third hope
Survey of Your Hopes for the Future
Survey of your hopes for the future.
Allow me to explain.
There's nothing to explain!
We just have to list first three hopes, right...
...Pink Supervisor?
Bushido is insanity unto Death.
If one stops to contemplate Bushido, the battle is lost.
Scores of men cannot kill such a warrior.
The sane will never accomplish great things.
Precisely.
Hope...
There is no hope in this world!
There is only despair!
You may only cling to hope until middle school.
Now that you're in high school...
...you must learn your own limits.
Celebrity (Down) Hill Race
Not again...
Instead of asking you to list your hopes for the future...
...we will conduct a survey of your despairs for the future!
Survey of...
Our despairs...
For the future...
1) I ___ Tomo-chan!
2) Ai-chan is ___!
Excuse me...
What exactly are we supposed to write?
Write the three most hopeless possibilities...
...you see in your future.
That might be difficult.
No.
It won't be difficult at all.
Okay.
Start writing!
Due to favorable reviews, we have another animation clip from Kumeta-san for your enjoyment.
The End
I could get addicted to this...
Here, Sensei.
That's all of them.
Bushido is insanity unto Death.
If one stops to contemplate Bushido, the battle is lost.
Scores of men cannot kill such a warrior.
The sane will never accomplish great things.
Thank you, Kudou-kun.
Warning: Eeew and so on
☆
Is there a point to this survey?
Right?
This world is actually Second Life.
There is.
Far more than you would find...
...in a survey of your hopes.
There isn't!
Who cares?
It's fun.
Pink Supervisor.
Please present a few examples of exemplary work.
We're not submitting postcards here!
Understood.
Very well.
This will be the quickest way...
...for you to understand what i meant.
You will soon know...
...how hollow hope is...
...and how real despair is.
Then first...
You.
Your appearance suggests that you're the best student in this class...
From top to bottom...
Tokyo U!
Kyoto U!
Hitotsubashi!
Hopeless...
So mean...
So you believe you can get into Tokyo U?
Well...
I guess it's pretty hopeless...
You're next.
You're on the soccer team, right?
Y-Yes!
Serie A.
Japan National Team.
J League.
Hopeless...
[Hopeless!]
Composer
Musician
Hopeless!
Idol
Actress
Announcer
Yoshizumi
Surpass Brother
Surpass Uncle
Surpass Father
Hopeless!
CIGARETTES
PACHINKO
WOMEN
Kohji Kumeta
Shogakukan Man
Shogakukan Mang
Shogakukan Manga Award
Hopeless!
Suzuki
Momogi Animation Academy Tokyo
Tokyo Momogi Animation Academy Osaka
Momogi Animation Academy Fukuoka
Hopele-
You can get into all of these places if you have the money...
...but your way of thinking is hopeless...
...so it's acceptable!
Getting a cavity in Finland means you're held back a year in school.
As time has shown...
...hope exist only in name.
Its actual meaning is despair.
And that is...
Bushido is insanity unto Death.
If one stops to contemplate Bushido, the battle is lost.
Scores of men cannot kill such a warrior.
The sane will never accomplish great things.
...the true face of the world we live in!
Yes, Pink Supervisor!
Yes.
What is it...
...Fuura-san?
nothing in this world is hopeless!
If you work hard...
...your hopes will surely come true!
I see.
Then I have a question for you.
Do you believe you can get into Tokyo U if you work hard?
The possibility exist!
You can play in Serie A if you work hard?
The possibility exists!
Even become the prime minister?
The possibility exists!
Bushido is insanity unto Death.
If one stops to contemplate Bushido, the battle is lost.
Scores of men cannot kill such a warrior.
The sane will never accomplish great things.
In that case...
...you're saying that...
...nothing will be hopeless for you?
There're still a few things...
...I have no hope of becoming.
Faculty Office
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The Love of Suicide at Sonezaki
Hello, Itoshiki Sensei.
I saw your class's surveys of their future hopes.
The student in you class are strong of heart.
Soccer player.
Idol.
Composer.
They have such splendid dreams.
Though they're a bit unrealistic...
...but young people are better off this way.
Well...
They were listing their despairs instead of their hopes.
It's nothing.
just talking to myself.
Man...
I can't wait to see how your class fares.
Thanks.
Just...
There's one student that concerns me...
Kafuka Fuura
Is she okay?
I also believe that she requires special attention.
It would be a good idea to keep an eye on her...
I agree.
God!
Time Traveler!
Pororocoian!
What's a Pororocoian?
Is it allergies?
Super Positive Girl
Kafuka Fuura (Pen Name)
Student number 15
[Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei]
Subs ripped from Fuktlogil's DVD release, need translated script for the Extra 02