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Okay, let's begin.
Hundred Tales!
Did everyone bring a gag to use for this week's chapter?
All right...
I'll go first.
Isn't homework assigned over summer vacation called a "Summer Vacation Friend"?
What if a real friend arrived for summer vacation?
I'm your summer vacation friend!
You really showed up!?
Already did that one.
Okay, one out.
Next, then.
Me?
Well...
Rather than tests of gutsiness, why not tests of guts?
With lots of disgusting things.
Balut. Styrol half-melted in the stove.
That might be interesting!
Already did that too.
Okay, one out.
If you've been doing it for a long time, no matter what you think of to use, it's pretty likely to be a repeat.
That's truly scary!
Already did that too.
What if, rather than the seven mysteries, there were the seven understandings of the school?
Gaining the understandings one-by-one!
Already did that too.
Damn, he's annoying!
At this point isn't it okay to start over, using the same gags again?
Maybe a remake of chapter 1.
Already did that too.
One by one, the gags wink out.
This is truly a fearsome Hundred Tales! Far scarier than telling ghost stories!
What makes them so fearsome...
Is that they're actually true!
Well, they really did get published.
Subtle promotion, huh?
Our gags are overlapping with our old gags!
When the hundredth candle goes out, something frightful will happen!
You mean like having gone through 100 gags?
I thought of something we haven't done!
How about a bon dance, with me as the lead?
A... bon dance?
Just a common dance.
And?
How do you plan on getting that to go over?
Getting them to go over?
Well, they're just normal people dancing, so...
O-bon, huh?
Teacher, how about you getting fooled by a bon dancer?
Expecting Stretch-squeeze-stretch...
...but getting stretch-squeeze-stretch or something.
What.
And you'll be the punchline, Chiri-chan!
Explaining bon on board in English...
Summer vacation?
The flight will be turned back around to Narita, an uncommon result!
Don't just go and make me speak English!
One out.
What, no good?
Let's show some consideration for our readers who may wish to fly again in the future.
But it seems like most of the candles aren't very likely to go over either.
How about this kind of story? The timing's opportune.
Wow, this homecoming rush is amazing!
I feel like I'm gonna die.
The homecoming rush would be better than this; in modern Japan we have...
The bloodsucking rush!
Political appointees who leech off tax money!
NEETs who leech off their parents even after 30!
Comics writers in their sunset years who leech off top-sellers' gags!
I'm in despair!
This world full of leeches has left me in despair!
How about it?
That sounds pretty funny!
And for the punchline, Chiri-chan will...
Actually become a parasite.
Really being a parasite is unfair!
I told you, don't just go and make me the punchline!
Since it's the bloodsucking rush, I'm on your back too.
That kind of fearsome punchline is no good!
Teacher, that's too much of a leap.
Somehow, it came to mind last page that...
for this comic, as long as you have a page, you can write the whole book, huh?
Don't say something so scary!
Never say that!
To anyone!
Teacher, it's just a turn of phrase.
Okay, of course, that's another one out! Someone, go next!
How about just going to Disney**nd and causing a fuss like usual?
I think a story where Teacher grows breasts would be nice.
A story about a girl who works at a friend's boarding house's white shirt turning see-through in a squall.
In title 39 of the criminal code...
You're just putting them out no matter what we say!
Because of how it's made, this one will be hard to put out.
Right, there was that.
But the gag's freshness is...
Talking about freshness now...
But when it was in the comics, it'd just happened.
That's a truly fearsome story!
It's scary!
With 99 down, this is the last one.
The deal with Hundred Tales is that if you don't stop at 99, something dreadful happens.
You think you can get away with stopping at 99?
Come on, do it right and tell all 100!
Me?
Well...
Please, stop!
Why not a game of Hundred Tales where every gag is rejected as no good?
Let's start over again tomorrow.
Did everyone bring a gag?
This is a double issue, so it's two weeks' worth!
All right, everyone!
The bon dance is starting!
White Day, huh.
I've got to make up for Valentine's Day.
I've got to make up for Valentine's Day.
Thank you, Master!
I'm so happy!
See you later, Master!
She was happier about my present.
She was happier about my present.
I won!
If I may interrupt—
You both lost!
Yes! In this world, there are battles where both sides lose, and there is no victor!
In arguments over who's better at 18+ games.
She loves me more!
She loves me more than you!
Both sides lose.
When cabaret girls fight over who can give more to a host!
I gave him a Porsche, so he'll love me more!
I bought his apartment, so he'll love me more!
They both lose.
When Chiba and Saitama argue over whose city is better.
Ours is more developed!
Ours is more developed!
They both lose.
There may be victory or defeat in their own worlds, but from an outsider's perspective they're just both losers.
Hold it! No entry!
Civilians should evacuate!
This is horrible, Teacher.
Somehow, we've wandered into a war zone!
Into a victorless battlefield!
You were there?
Yes, I have been.
Oh no! If we don't escape—
That's—?
Seems like a race for the career home run record.
Won't there be a winner?
It's a race for the farm-league career home run record.
"Career" is the point.
Ah, so neither of them ever made it to the big leagues.
I don't know if we could say they both lose,
but you're right, there's certainly no winner involved.
Teacher! Everything here's so dangerous.
You stumbled into here, too?
A victorless battlefield?
Is that... An election?
The candidates are conducting a negative campaign.
The attacked one is damaged,
but the attacker's image is ruined.
Leaving results aside, a negative campaign does project the image that both sides are losers.
This is bad, Teacher!
Harumi is fighting!
Fujiyoshi-san, aren't you a noncombatant!?
What are you fighting over!?
I'm right!
I'm right!
A debate over which pairing is better.
Yeah, I'm certain there are no winners there.
Sorry, but you're both losers!
Teacher... The fighting in the sector ahead is especially fierce, so please be careful.
Why? It's a family restaurant.
If you were somehow going out with Akkeena, where would your first date be?
A bar in Roppongi, probably.
I'd show her a bit of the common life and take her to a local yakitori stand.
My plan would make Akkeena happier!
They're both losers.
Day after day, debates with only losers and no winners rage on in family restaurants.
Oh no!
We've arrived at the front lines!
A fierce battle is taking place!
Mine are more daring!
Mine are more leading edge!
In a battle over whose fashion is more avant-garde, there are no winners.
In a societal sense, they're both losers!
Truly, in battles at the front line of progress, often both sides lose.
I'm in despair...
Battles both sides lose have left me in despair!
Rival magazines that go on sale the same day, too.
But both win!
Both win.
Yes, I see.
There you are, chicken!
In the world, there are plenty of battles with only winners!
When two actresses feud, the viewers pay attention, and they both win!
When two contractors submit high bids on seperate projects, they both win!
They're both big winners!
That's just collusion, isn't it!?
It's just like a fixed match.
They both win.
There are only winners in the ring.
And there are only losers among the spectators.
Really, modern Japan is split between unlosable battles and unwinnable battles.
Then let's head for an unlosable battlefield!
Come on, I won't be fooled!
Is it a cult!?
A MLM scheme!?
Saying "no one loses" and "everyone will be happy" makes it sound like you're trying to trick me.
Even I learn!
Nah, no way.
It's not like that at all.
Space aliens are already living in Japan.
I saw three of them living in Nerima.
What are you saying!? That's stupid.
Proof! Show me some proof.
I brought some conclusive evidence.
Isn't that just a normal Japanese!?
No, she's obviously from the planet Peacock.
Quit lying!
How about you admit it!?
I can't believe it!
It's true.
What impressive collusion.
Great job!
Wanna go grab some food?
You lose to both, don't you.
"To both?" To which and which do you mean?
Spring.
April.
My heart is overflowing with hope.
Nooo! I didn't see anything!
Hey, was that him?
Yeah. He's our top draft pick this year.
Okay! There was nothing there!
My rosy academic life starts today!
There's no way I'd be dragged into contemplating life and death when it doesn't even involve me!
Thinking about it, I've always been a bit gloomy.
In high school, I'll shine! I'll change!
Join a club!
Make matching varsity jackets!
And...
I'll fall in love, or something!
Maybe I'll go see a Ghibli movie on a date.
Uh... Are you Itoshiki-kun?
Will... Will you—
Give this to your big brother!
Please give it to Mikoto-sama!
Mikoto's pretty popular, isn't he.
No problem!
Co-Could you...
This time it'll happen!
Could you give this to your big brother?
Please give it to Kei-sama!
He's got a lot of fans, huh.
No problem!
Please give this to your big brother Enishi!
Uh, could you—
Gimme a goddamn break!
I'm done delivering notes to my brothers!
No, that's not it.
It's for your father.
Please give it to Hiroshi-sama.
Why?
If we all have almost the same face, why am I the only unpopular one!?
My glasses?
Maybe my glasses are a bad shape?
I can't think of anything else!
Glasses, I've gotta change my glasses right away.
My rosy high-school life is melting away!
Glasses, please!
You want to join?
Glasses, please!
Do you want to join?
Fine.
Welcome to the Negative!
Nega-
-ti-
b?
What kind of sport is negati?
Is it a sport like kabaddi?
Well, uh.
That isn't it.
Are you an athletics club?
Athletics isn't really my specialty, but...
Well, we do athletics too.
Let's go over the basics again.
Do you make matching varsity jackets?
If we have matching helmets and slogans, let's prepare them.
And this is our rulebook.
Goodbye.
I was joking. There's no sport called negati like you were saying.
If you're not a club that does negati, what kind of club are you?
Uhh, it's the "negative" from "positive" and "negative".
Oh, it's a contraction of "negative" and "club"!
Explaining the gag? You really are good at looking backwards at things.
So... You aren't going to give me chic eyeglasses?
Oh, right, right.
Congrats on joining!
You think I can wear these!?
It's not even that year!
That's your problem?
Then how about those?
These are perfect!
Why don't you try saying something fitting?
"Youth!" ...or something.
The glasses are tightening!
They're made of the same material as Son Goku's constricting headband.
They're the conflicting glasses!
Conflicting?
Yes. If you think something even a little positive, the conflicting glasses will constrict your temples.
Th–They won't come off!
All right.
As a newcomer, let's start with greetings.
"Good morning!"
That's no greeting!
This is how you greet someone!
Good morning.
The basic greeting is prostration.
Is this some kind of high-class Japanese restaurant?
Isn't prostration more for apology than greeting, anyway?
This is how you apologize.
Understood!
The flattening of your hands,
the form of your lap,
the atmosphere of patheticness.
They're all perfect.
For a freshman to be able to do this...
Impressive.
Stop joking around with these negative club activities!
Let me leave!
I want to live a positive school life!
Positive?
This is what happens when the entire populace is enthusiastically positive!
So many ended up unemployed,
and so many bosses took a one-way trip to see the gorges!
You don't even know what may happen in the future to the enthusiastic Tetsuya Komuro you listen to now.
If there had only been a few more people capable of negative thinking, maybe we could have avoided the bubble.
What we need now are people who can grasp things in a negative fashion!
It'll look great on your résumé.
But...
I can't live just looking back!
Just why do you want me in your club so badly?
You have a special talent for looking backward!
I-I'm not any good at that!
Hold on!
If you leave during your probationary period, won't that make you a parolee?
A parolee?
A parolee, unforgivable for even the smallest violations!?
It'll be tough.
Owwie!
Assaulting a little girl while on parole...!
It's over. My life is over.
I lost my way on a field trip!
It'll be a problem if you stay lost.
Let's get you to the police.
We can call them from that house.
You guys again! Didn't I say I wasn't going to join!?
A girl who went on a field trip appears to have been kidnapped.
The culprit is wearing this variety of glasses.
You—!
We may be drains on society too, but kidnapping a little girl is just inhuman!
Heretic!
This is one of the distortions of society given form by laissez-faire capitalism!
Purge time!
Purge! Purge! Purge! Purge!
Good morning, Itoshiki-kun!
Good morning.
What... what...!
How disgusting!
Gift of the Medi
Jimu's bookshelf is missing only Negima!? volume 2.
Tera, wanting to buy him it as a Christmas present, has no money.
In front of a shop window display on Broadway, she makes a decision.
She will sell her precious Prince of Tennis DVDs and buy Negima!? volume 2 with the money she receives.
Meanwhile, Jimu sells his Negima!? paperbacks in exchange for a Prince of Tennis DVD box for her.
Their exchange of gifts was wast—
sayonara, zetsubou-sensei
sayonara, zetsubou-sensei
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truly fearsome hundred tales
truly fearsome hundred tales
Summer Vacation Friend
Summer Vacation Friend
Summer Vacation Friend
I'm your Summer Vacation Friend
Friend
How about a girl who
doesn't realize that she's
dead going on a journey
to find herself and
finding her own corpse?
bon dance
bon dance
bon dance
bon dance
Bon
DANCE
what
Is this summer vacation?
Is this summer vacation?
Nozomi
Nozomi
Nozomi
Haka—
Hiro—
Oka—
Stops:
Stops:
Stops:
Nagoya・Kyōto・Shin-Osaka・Shin-Kōbe・Okayama・Hiro—
Nagoya・Kyōto・Shin-Osaka・Shin-Kōbe・Okayama
Nagoya・Kyōto・Shin-Osaka・Shin-Kōbe
Stops: Nagoya・Kyōto
Nozomi
Nozomi
Nozomi
Nozomi
Stops: Nagoya・Kyōto・Shin-Osaka・Shin-Kō
Stops: Nagoya・Kyōto・Shin-Osaka・Shin-Kō
Stops: Nagoya・Kyōto・Shin-Osaka・Shin-Kō
Bloodsucking Rush
Bloodsucking Rush
tax
tax
tax
Gimme money for ice cream
baribari value
Adjacent countries which leech off of Japan's technology
That country which leeches off Japan's aid
The stations, agencies and a certain talent office which leech off broadcasting rights
Talents who leech off of Tono
Hosts who leech off the sex trade
Temp agencies which leech off laborers
The Chairman who leeches off soccer
Manwha which leeches off the Paris Japan Expo
Environmental protection groups who leech off whales
May the world of manga be peaceful
May the world of manga be peaceful
Using a stick on passersby in town.
Using a stick on passersby in town.
Using a stick on passersby in town.
Using a stick on passersby in town.
Using a stick on passersby in town.
Using a stick on passersby in town.
Using a stick on passersby in town.
Using a stick on passersby in town.
Olympic
Torch
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Chuck Kameya--
Me?
The next day
Go back to the first page
As in the original
Everyone's Song
Master
Master
Telephoto Lens
Top-opening
Shutter
Negative Color
Completely in shadow
Silhouette
Groping
Groping
Groping in the Dark
From Chapter 149
Published August 6th, Showa 83
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Wh—
White Day Fair
Yeongwonee
Sunday x Magazine
Akamatsu x Kumeta
Hata x Kumeta
kodansha x King Records
Agency x Sound
Animation Magazines x Animation Industry
The Zero Book
Published March 12th, Showa 83
From Chapter 130
TEROL
TEROL
TEROL
TEROL
TEROL
V.D. Only Present
We Want To Begin Mittan curry
#@** event limited
*&@#&* curry
Service Menu
Dress-up
Polaroid
Polaroid with maid
Moe Rub (1 minute)
Ear Cleaning (1 minute)
Game (1 minute)
Lap Pillow (1 minute)
We Have Begun Mittan Curry
Maid Cafe Ready Maid
Welcome Home!
Maid Cafe Ready
Maid Cafe Ready Maid
Fresh Fish Uota
Buns & sponge cakes
Japanese Confectionery Ido-ya
&(@# Realty
Hola Inc.
Blue Sky Books
--Store Daihatsu
--ihatsu
Maid Cafe Ready-Maid
Travel Agency Yellow Day Tour
Travel Agency Yellow Day Tour
Travel Agency Yellow Day Tour
Goal for '09: Send mail to Kamiya-kun - Takeshi
TsuyoMass
Saitama Walker
Chiba Walker
Ibara(ki) wants to join in too!
For diplomacy, Sailor Moo—
Now On Sale
400 Yen Ramen
(Sudden Hire) Production Process
The Diet member Otonada Masashi is a worthless legislator! He is a TRAITOR who has sold his soul to one of that country's WOMAN SPIES!! Blame him
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
A good close look at Nyontaka Net
Akiba won't be on your side forever!
C'mon!
Hurry up and dissolve!
rage
Sayonara
—Nuts
Nuts—
Nuts x Coco
Coco x Nuts
A force of 80,000
OAD Showdown To Kumeta!
Defence
Restaurant
Saizeri-ya
Drink Val—
Ko-—
The mass media's scary!
Dun worry
Y'all certainly die!
Restaurant Saizeri Ya
Menu
* Debating IT or temp for a startup
* Debating how well modern phones would sell ten years ago in America
* Debating whether to spend or save if you hit the jackpot
* Let's make a third season! A full remake from ep 1 on! (Negima)
* If you sell your body for pachinko, they'll make a movie
* I should quit my job, but if I quit now I won't be able to find anything
* Fixed-benefit plan (lol)
* Sun? Moon? Star? No, I'll buy them all!
* Pizza No longer accepted.
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City Statutes, Title 5, Chapter 2
Salutations: I, too, will deepen my destined love
- PS3 and Xbox, fighting the graphics-quality war. The winner is...
- The cellphone multifunction war. They don't sell internationally.
- The war to develop happoshu. Since taxes were raised...
- The final days of both those who saved for retirement and those who used their retirement packages.
........I'm in despair. Both at Shogakukan and Kodansha, I've worked myself this hard, but still my candy isn't forthcoming
- Amateur cameramens' fight for low-angle shots
- The race between patrons to line up for pachinko machines
- The coffee chain that complained its dead-last ranking was unfair and the publisher who didn't think they'd be sued
- Imagawa-yaki's special menu, ignored by customers
- The battle to be interviewed more in Akiba
- Konata is my waifu, no no no she's my waifu, both are losers
- Hair-growth grand prix championship
- Kohaku (In terms of TV ratings, both sides lose)
- I'll be happy if anyone gets even one of these
- Manba gals' competing makeup usage
- The comic artist published by both houses
- The divorce terms demanded by Takeuchi Yuko of Nakamura Shido (to not speak of their married life)
- In the battle to be the primary currency for international trade, the yen and dollar both lose
- The issuer and benificiary of the fixed-benefit plan (lol)
New Today
New Today
Da Capo
Fantasy Cocktail
Japanese Buddhist Images
Housewife's Friend
Garo
Hotmilk
Gumbo
Puff
Barazoku
Photography Age
Common Punch
POPCOM
SaturnMag
Captain
Cat's Pawbook
Dolphin
Erotopia
Lemon People
My Anime
Young Sunday
Boukenoh
—val
Gamest
Bonbon
Shonen King
Weekly Gem
New Today
New Today
I went out to buy the Negima OAD and somehow ended up with the Zetsubou-sensei OAD with it.
I'm a winner! My work was recommended for the Culture Ministry Media Arts Festival
Congrats on the Peace Prize! Useful domestically
gags scrapped
Ep 2
Premium
speed divorce
Kitchen Nankai
Noted fishing-lover Sanpei
Bid Box
(1) Automotive critics and carmakers (2) Members of Diet and the reporters' club (3) Sakura and Sakura's papa's family quarrel (4) Micchi and Sacchi (5) Fukuda and China
(6) Ministry of Health and Welfare (reception) and drug companies (approval of dangerous medicines) (7) The Public Highway Corporation (richer after a disaster) and the Koizumi revolution (cleaning up at elections)
(8) The police (ensuring cushy retirement jobs) and the pachinko industry (money laundering overlooked)
(9) TV stations (obtaining sponsorship) and cults (illegal activities ignored) (10) Making "Idol" portable (11) Selling OADs. Economic activation (officially) (12) 1/11 showing. Ep 3 still not done.
(13) Hope this year'll be good! 01.12AM4:18
Bribe
Bo
th
Win
ners
Winners
Losers
Except for in the VIP seats
Modern Japan is no good... If we don't do something soon...
Piloting a robot naked is a violation of both municipal traffic and national obscenity law.
08 Ballad Grand Prize
Blade Dance
Within the Dream
Pray to the Stars
23 factions from the station
Recycling food too-- Isn't ecology great!!
TV Teikyo
Tei
Great Debate: Do UFOs Exist!?
King
Kodansha
Lime Green
Pro
Con
Great Debate: Do UFOs Exist!?
Pro
Con
Great Debate: Do UFOs Exist!?
Wednesday Golden Wide
Video
The shocking images soon!
Good girls should become soeurs! Nana
Events in company -> Lalamart (q_q)
High prices guaranteed
We buy your cars
Diamond Soccer
Narrator: Kamiya Hiroshi
S. Corp. & S. Corp jointly present
Appearance Fee
Appearance Fee
Appearance Fee
Black flames and golden wind
Haya—
Maka-chan's the real deal
Strange
No trainers around, so I'm sneaking into PM Dungeon uho, awesome game
Storm
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For love to begin, only a small amount of hope is required.
-- Stendhal (1783-1842, France)
Mr. Kumeta, you don't have to write the script, please continue drawing the comics instead.
An Old Story
It's already happening!
Join our club
and get chic glasses!
Negati-b
You should despair with us, too!
negati
negati
Meine Kampfzeit
Positive
Negative
Negative club
constricting headband
Son Goku
Priest Sanzo
Collapse of the Bubble
Episode 1975
(1) Rush to join the Japanese F1 planning committee -> rush of resignations after the bubble burst (2) Increasing employment -> Extreme drop in applicants (3) Huge drop in real estate and stock prices -> widespread bank failure
(4) One-length bob -> Sexy clothes (5) The baby boom -> ag***
(6) Pressure-free education -> pressure-free (7) Buy without visiting the property -> it's on a cliff
(8) Planning rush -> asbestos
(9) ODA -> Into the pockets of high officials (10) OAD -> only Kodansha wins -> overprinting -> overstock (11) 17 years of effort -> animated adaption -> public humiliation
An
An
Young girl kidnapped
Seeking Information
Purge him!
This is a work of fiction. Resemblance to any actual Furuya Ikko, Ishida Jun'ichi, Kaga Takeshi, Nirasawa Jin'ichiro, Ohtsuki Yoshihiko, Japanese Red Army, Greys, Komuro Tetsuya, Bae Yong Joon, Sento-kun, Luigi, Akkeena, or Kamiya Hiroshi is purely coincidental
The Gift of the Medi
Literature of Despair
From Volume 16
This is really sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei. We will [not] meet again. Kamiya Hiroshi
Thanks.
Calligraphy: Kamiya Hiroshi
RuMbA rUmBa RuMbA rUmBa RuMbA
rUmBa RuMbA rUmBa RuMbA rUmBa
RuMbA rUmBa RuMbA rUmBa RuMbA
rUmBa RuMbA rUmBa RuMbA rUmBa
ore no nedan wo dare ga kimeta? Who appraised me?
tora ya hyou ga bokura no kokoro ni mo Tigers and leopards are in our hearts.
kemonotachi ga hisomukoto They don't even know
shiranai kara yatsura that beasts are lurking inside.
samayou sugata tou ni garakuta My wandering figure is already reduced to rubble
tadayoi nagara omotta "dou ni ka naru sa" to Drifting thinking "somehow it'll happen"
nigawarai no kami wa darakushita The god of bitter smiles has become corrupted
sono me wa akaku shitadashi waratte RUMBA With bloodshot eyes and tongue hanging out, smirking, dancing the rumba
odorasareta MARIONETTE Marionette made to dance
te no hira no ue zetsuboushita despairing in the palm of someone's hand
nodosakareta haripote ni wa niai no STAGE A fitting stage for a papier-mache figure with a slit throat
utsumuite RUMBA A face-down rumba
retsu-aku-zoku-se-ken In this coarse, vulgar world
okusenman no WANNABE A quadrillion wannabes
yasui ne wo tsukeyagatte Mark me down
tokihanatsu ze and set me loose.
tsunaida kusari wo kudaite Those connecting chains broken
boku ga ite I'm here
kimi ga inai You're not
hitoshikiri naite omou Crying and thinking for a while
zenbu kieteshimae Erase everything
itoshiki omoi ooku daite Embracing all those beloved memories
kiri ni natte They fade to mist
daremo inai There's no one here
yume no naka de futari odoru In my dreams, we dance together
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ore no nedan wo dare ga kimeta? Who appraised me?
tora ya hyou ga bokura no kokoro ni mo Tigers and leopards are in our hearts.
kemonotachi ga hisomukoto They don't even know
shiranai kara yatsura that beasts are lurking inside.
samayou sugata tou ni garakuta My wandering figure is already reduced to rubble
tadayoi nagara omotta "dou ni ka naru sa" to Drifting thinking "somehow it'll happen"
nigawarai no kami wa darakushita The god of bitter smiles has become corrupted
sono me wa akaku shitadashi waratte RUMBA With bloodshot eyes and tongue hanging out, smirking, dancing the rumba
odorasareta MARIONETTE Marionette made to dance
te no hira no ue zetsuboushita despairing in the palm of someone's hand
nodosakareta haripote ni wa niai no STAGE A fitting stage for a papier-mache figure with a slit throat
utsumuite RUMBA A face-down rumba
retsu-aku-zoku-se-ken In this coarse, vulgar world
okusenman no WANNABE A quadrillion wannabes
yasui ne wo tsukeyagatte Mark me down
tokihanatsu ze and set me loose.
tsunaida kusari wo kudaite Those connecting chains broken
boku ga ite I'm here
kimi ga inai You're not
hitoshikiri naite omou Crying and thinking for a while
zenbu kieteshimae Erase everything
itoshiki omoi ooku daite Embracing all those beloved memories
kiri ni natte They fade to mist
daremo inai There's no one here
yume no naka de futari odoru In my dreams, we dance together
bobon bobon, none out, men at first and second, bunting
bobon bobon, sometimes reading KamiJ-kun's blog
Even if the manuscript's wiped away, fall asleep crying
aka no shuraba wo kakenukeru Tear through the red carnage.
machi ni sumitsuku shoujotachi There are girls who settle in this town.
saraitai nara sureba ii It's okay if you want to run off with them.
sonna no zenzen kowaku wa nai wa That doesn't frighten me at all.
amazuppai you na kanjou My bittersweetish emotions
tsubure chatteta zakuro mitai resemble crushed pomegranates.
warui koto wa sore ijou nai deshou Things can't get worse than that, right?
hana wo meshi mase powazon kisu no ato Summon the flowers. After a poison kiss,
kibou no toge ga shita ni tsukisasaru a lawnweed of hope sticks to my tongue.
koko de shindara shinizon mappira yo If I die here, absolutely nothing of value would be lost.
kono tamashii wa dare ni mo agenai No one gets to have my soul.
anata ga oshiete kureta You taught me that
zetsubou sore ga omamori yo despair is my good-luck charm.