Paranoia_Agent_08.srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Sora ni migoto na kinoko no kumo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komichi de e wo hamu kotori no gogo wa
Komorebi no shiba ni te wo furete
Kimi to katarou
Hora ranchi no benchi no ue de Yume wa hana saku
Nami no oto wo sono mune ni
Yuutsu wa shizumete
Hashi wo asu ni nobashi
Tsunami nado anzuru kotonaku
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Sora ni migoto na kinoko no kumo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komichi de e wo hamu kotori no gogo
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Ranchi no benchi de sodateta yume
Raa-eee-yaa Ra-ra-e-yo-ra
Komorebi no hi ni umareta gogo yo
Chitose Candy
Fuyubachi >... Zebra > Did you wait long?
Fuyubachi > Waiting can be fun. BTW, where's Kamome?
Zebra > Said she's going to bed for the big day tomorrow.
This is strange.
She didn't strike me on the net as the kind of girl who keeps people waiting.
Well, it's no wonder if she changed her mind, I suppose.
No way. I mean, that's still a child.
Kamome is more like, how should I say, well...
How old is Kamome?
Zebra! And Fuyubachi!
A child?!
There you are!
The bigger one is Zebra and the smaller one is Fuyubachi, right?
Right?
Zebra, Zebra, Zebra, Zebra!
Fuyubachi, Fuyubachi, Fuyubachi, Fu-yu-ba-chi!
Er?
Wait for me!
Hey!
Where are you going?!
My last pill.
KAMOME
I'm sorry.
Kamome > I don't want to suffer... Fuyubachi > True. The best way to die without suffering is by carbon monoxide poisoning, or maybe sleeping pills... Zebra >... Right.
Zebra > I heard if you add water, the gas will be generated more efficiently due to the partial burning. Fuyubachi > Then I'll bring a hibachi and some briquettes.
Here we go!
Kamome.
I feel a little bad for her.
Well, she's much, much too young to die.
We come back as ghosts later and apologize to her.
Yes.
Hello?
Zebra!
I'm right here.
Hey!
You can't leave me behind like that!
What bad timing.
We should try again another time. An interruption today...
No!
No!
No! No! I'm going to die, too.
Die with you guys.
Well, not to worry.
Fuyubachi > Remember FOX? One of the regulars here. Zebra > Yes, he wanted to die as well.
I've made a contingency plan just in case.
Fuyubachi > I see, I see. FOX > After all, if you don't care about the consequences, jumping in front of a train is the quickest way.
We're going out!
Ticket machines!
Listen, Zebra.
First of all, we'll stand in single file, and then I'll jump.
And then you'll follow me, pushing Kamome back towards the platform.
The train will be arriving shortly on platform one.
Please wait behind the white line.
A train!
It's coming!
Oh boy.
So that's how you end up looking if you get run over by a train.
Jumping in front of a train may not be the prettiest way to go, I guess.
Ouch.
Damn.
It hurts more than I thought.
Zebra! What are you doing?! Come on!
It's hard to die, isn't it?
These are hard times.
The Grim Reaper is so busy, he doesn't have time for us.
Fuyubachi > Any other ways? FOX > I heard you won't suffer if you jump off a building since you'll lose consciousness on the way down.
No. If you jump off a building...
you'll end up looking the same as getting run over by a train, right?
Fuyubachi > Hm, hm, go on, go on. FOX > Drowning to death is classic. It has a certain allure.
What? I don't want my clothes to get wet!
Fuyubachi > How do you know so much? (LOL) And what other ways are there? FOX > They say you should break up cigarettes into pieces before eating them if you want to make sure!
That's just yucky.
I wish I could've gone for a train ride.
I wish I could've gone somewhere far away on a train.
OK!
Why don't we go ride a train?
Let's go somewhere far away.
Yes. Go, go! Let's go, let's go!
Mountains! Mountains! Mountains!
Fields! Fields! Fields!
A river! A river!
Look! Look!
Zebra!
Fuyubachi!
He's sleeping with his eyes open.
No way!
He really is.
Sayo...
Sayo... Sayo...
I wonder if it hurt.
Oh. He's still sleeping.
A scarecrow, scarecrow!
Zebra > Is it hard to do it on a mountain? FOX > It's surprisingly easy to get found on a mountain. If you're worried, you have to go deep into heart of it.
FOX > Watch out for the vines! FOX > Vines in mountains break easily. I recommend you bring ropes.
Now then, the time has come.
Who's giving the go-ahead sign?
We haven't decided yet?
Come on, Fuyubachi, give us the go-ahead!
I wanna do it, too!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing!
This is fun!
Swing, swing.
Wait! Fuyubachi! Zebra!
- We're going to die!
- We're going to die! - Wait!
Fuyubachi!
Zebra!
I thought I was going to get killed.
Fuyubachi!
Zebra!
It's better this way. It's for her own good.
Oh, but if she gets lost so deep in the mountain, she'll die for sure!
Don't leave me behind!
I don't want to be alone!
You know, Fuyubachi.
I'm hungry.
Have this.
You sure?
Thanks, Fuyubachi.
Hey, over here!
Fuyubachi > Last-minute preparation? FOX > Right! FOX > You have to freshen up both physically and mentally before you die!
BATH
This is heaven.
Oh, my. Oh, it really is heaven.
This is most delightful.
Delightful?
Oh, no!
We're acting as if...
FOX > That's right. FOX > I'm going to kill myself soon, too. But before that, I'm going to do something sensational.
Cheers!
Zebra > Hm, Hm. Kamome > Hm, Hm. FOX > That's right! FOX > I'm going to make the world pay!
Incidentally, remember Shonen Bat.
Yes?
They say FOX was killed by Shonen Bat.
Shonen Bat? That serial street attacker?
The one who got arrested and killed himself in jail.
No, no, the one who was arrested was an imposter.
And apparently, that imposter was FOX.
So does that mean he was killed inside the police station?
By Shonen Bat?
I don't know. They say the killer came through the walls.
I'm jealous.
He got to die.
That's right.
Shonen Bat can appear anywhere, at anytime.
But that's a rumor.
Those sorts of stories get exaggerated, you know.
After all, if he comes to those people who are driven into a corner...
he should've come to us long before now.
I'm jealous.
Horse > Shonen Bat... horse > He's one person, yet he's not. He can appear in front of anyone who's cornered...
I'm really jealous.
Did you say something?
No, no.
You did say something, didn't you?
Maybe it's a weasel or something. We're in the country.
Oh, no.
Or maybe a bear or something?
Oh, no.
A frog...
What's this?
A bat, isn't it?
It sure is.
A bat?
He's here!
The great Shonen Bat!
Are you the real thing?
It's so nice to finally see you!
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Please wait!
Wait for us!
We lost him. Shonen Bat.
But, we were close, weren't we?
That's right.
If we get to see him again, maybe we'll succeed.
Should we try calling him one more time?
Good idea, good idea.
The last pill.
Are you OK?
Here's your medicine.
Hey, listen, what should we do to die this time?
Delusion...
Warm...
What are you doing?! That's embarrassing!
OK.
Should we get going?
What, where?
Somewhere far away.
Are we riding the train again?
Do you want to ride the bullet train?
Whoopie!
Fuyubachi > Of course. Zebra > Yeah. Kamome > Three of us together, right? Fuyubachi > The season should be fall.
Ready? I'm going to shoot now.
Hey, did my face look funny?
I might have shut my eyes.
Hey, look at this!
What's that?
Pharmacy
HAPPY FAMILY PLANNING Extra-Thin Condoms
To begin...
Figures pop out from a crane's beak.
A sweetfish jumps and goes crash with fish meatballs.
A dancing reed is in love with the notion of love.
A buzzing horsefly breaks out in a nervous sweat.
An ant rubs its eyes in disbelief.
And the book written by a duck with leeks on its back is...
A sorrowful-ending caricature of beasts and birds.
And then...