[Ayako]_Minami-ke_-_10_[1A16B13C].srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
This is a story about three sisters in the Ayako fansubbing team, which are actually guys.
Please just think of them as girls.
Also, please ensure that your room is sufficiently bright and your computer/laptop/TV/projector/PSP/NDS/i*/etc. is at least three meters away from you.
Chiaki's family consists of three sisters, right?
Yeah.
So there is no relation there, right?
What are you talking about?
Minami.
To.
Ma. {NANA MIZUKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII}
Winter's "tou", a horse's "ma", "Touma".
You don't even know she's in class 5-1?
You've never met her?
Touma?
Perfect. He can be my younger brother.
What? She said something out of character!
Enough with the jokes. Let me see how he looks like.
Look, there.
The one on the left.
Huh?
He looks really manly.
What? You haven't realized that it's a she?
After she has said that she will make him her brother, there is no stopping Chiaki.
I must make him my younger brother. {ATTACH A DICK}
She's not going back on her word.
She is probably thinking of him as a guy.
What did you say? Bring it on if you have the balls!
Guys don't fight with girls.
To talk about guys and girls, you piss me off!
Then, from today onwards, I'll be a guy! {STRAP ON DILDOSSSSSSS}
Now, bring it!
She is also rather impertinent.
Let's go back.
What? That's all?
Come!
Chiaki!
Are you alright?
Hey dumbass. It hurts.
You were the one who wasn't paying attention.
When a girl says that it hurts, the guy should be apologizing.
The guy?
Where's your "sorry"?
Sorry...
More clearly!
Sorry!
Usually, she is rather impertinent, but now, she is even more impertinent.
It's good that you understand.
A guy should act like a guy.
You don't act like a woman.
You too.
I'm a guy! So it's alright!
When is your birthday?
If you are younger than me, I will not forgive you.
What?
Are you a year five?
My birthday is in April.
Wait.
Erm, for this...
Let's just leave it at that.
Leave it?
Her birthday... loses.
My name is Chiaki. A girl whose name has autumn in it.
And you are called Touma. A guy whose name has winter in it.
Why don't you try having a winter without autumn? {Heard of "Australia"?}
The squirrels have nothing to eat before they hibernate.
Do not drag squirrels into our argument!
Winter comes after autumn.
And hence, everything is peaceful.
So, when is your birthday?
Everyone will obtain happiness.
Birthday...
Stop asking a girl's age!
No. I know what your age is!
What a rude fellow.
I am your Onee-san.
And thus, I will teach you everything from the beginning.
She really took him as her brother.
It's her personal younger brother.
Why don't you feel like a guy?
Really?
Makoto. Come here.
What's wrong, Minami?
Red! It's fitting!
Black. It's fitting.
Really?
Minami-ke.
So Makoto is now learning how to cook?
Yeah. This is so that I can help Haruka-san in the future!
So what are you planning to do with that egg?
Peeling it. It's common knowledge that you should peel an egg before cooking it.
I see.
Also, there seems to be a saying, "People who are trainees are called eggs".
Makoto is a chef's egg.
That means I'm an egg!
Is that so? Hey?
Wow. You did it very well!
Chiaki is amazing!
There is a little bit of difficulty in cooking up the perfect egg.
Boiling an egg is common knowledge.
In order for the yolk to remain in the middle, all you need to do is to stir it from time to time, and you're fine.
Hey hey, Minami!
What's this skill which most elementary school students usually won't have?
Also, you look as if you cook regularly.
It is regular.
I help Haruka-neesama cook every day.
E-Every day.
I am different from that stray dog who only helped once.
If you cannot cook a simple thing like an egg?
Then you have no right to be Haruka-neesama's support.
You may have the superior ability to boil an egg.
I'll give you that.
But!
You know what?
It's not over even though you've boiled it!
It will be cooled and peeled!
Finally, the egg which will be eaten... What would... what Would its feelings be?
The egg's...
Yes!
I know.
Because I'm a chef's egg!
Although I don't know what's going on, it's amazing.
No. I have no idea what he is trying to say.
Come, Minami! {IKU! MINAMI!}
Go ahead and boil me!
Come boil me!
Boil me! BOIL MEEEEE!
BOIL ME, MINAMI!!
BOIL!!
Why?
Because before you peel an egg, you need to smash it first.
Right?
Minami-ke!
I'm back!
Welcome back.
I'm Minami Touma.
Nice meeting you. {Nice raping your younger sister}
Your name's written as "Fuyu"? {TL Note: Fuyu means Winter}
And now you have become Chiaki's younger brother?
You shouldn't randomly acknowledge anyone to be your younger brother. {I DON'T MIND!}
Although I am also a girl, I've been acting as a boy.
What? You're a girl?
is that so? I thought you were... Right?
Touma! Hey, Touma!
I think I should say it out clearly.
Don't say "acting". Be serious about it, idiot!
What? Do you want to continue about what we were arguing about?
Save me!
How is that? Give up?
Touma is strong.
Haruka-san! Hello!
Hi Mako-chan.
Haruka-san. This is for you.
The cook book I've talked about a while ago.
This is...
You...
Where have I seen you?
Touma. Follow me.
Lend me your curtains for a bit.
Someone he knows?
Well, they are from the same school.
Wait. Then won't it become a very strange situation?
What's the strange situation?
You've found out, right?
I'm Chiaki's classmate, Makoto.
Makoto...
We've switched bags in the past.
Ah, it's you.
That boy.
Then, what's with that outfit?
There are many reasons to it.
In any case, I do not know why I am wearing a girl's outfit.
In any case, keep it a secret.
Although I do not know what it is about,
You sure have it tough.
Aren't you acting as a guy as well?
As a younger brother.
Something like that...
I do not want to hear your explanations,
Do your best! Don't let it slip!
Yeah. I'll do my best.
They're back.
Hmm... Well...
Although I've said a lot in the past,
I am a boy.
Just pretend that I'm a boy!
Pretend that you're a boy?
No matter how you say it, I'm a boy!
How should I say it?
How would I say it?
Touma. Come here for a bit.
No matter how you look at it, he's more feminine than Chiaki.
Shut up! Shut up!
No!
Touma is a boy!
What? What are you making a ruckus about, Mako-chan.
Do you want to confirm it?
I'm sorry!
It's a girl. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I have decided. I'm going to show my true self to Haruka-san and Chiaki.
I can't deceive Haruka-san any longer.
So it's ok if you just lie to Chiaki.
Although the father of Mako-chan was me,
I won't stop you.
Since it might be interesting.
Father? If that's the case, let's remove your "na" in your name, replace with "chan" and call you mother.{TL NOTE: KANA =>(NA removed) KA-SAN}
I don't remember giving birth to you.
Oh yeah, I will call Touma Father then.{TL NOTE: TOUMA =>(TOU removed) TOU-SAN}
Oh, Father and Mother.
Please leave that talk for later.
Woman's clothing can no longer suppress my wildness as a man. {T: please TLC this, I can't get the audio.}
He's even more feminine today.
Learn a little, Father.
Shut it, Mother.
Listen to me!
Shut up, idiots.
I'm back.
Welcome back!
We're making curry for tonight.
Idio-
What's wrong?
My lips chapped.
It must be dry that's why, let's apply some lip cream.{T: well...lip balm is a correct term for it though}
If you want to say it, say it now since no one is talking at the moment.
Touma, stay for dinner tonight.
Of course, that's common sense.
Will Mako-chan be eating too?
Erm...
My, Mako-chan's lips is also chapped.
Because she's very nervous that's why.
Let me apply it for you.
Indirect kiss-
Touma, be quiet.
Well then, after the lips have been moisturized, Mako-chan is going confess!
Erm... to tell the truth...
I'm actually a male!
Eh...
You're not angry?
Yeah.
It's nothing.
Really?
Yeah.
You're really a drag.
Come, Chiaki, let's go prepare the curry.
Yes. Touma, come over and help too.
Geez, whether it's you or the other person.
I guess Mako-chan is trying to imitate you and act like a male, right?
We were a little shocked when Touma came to our house the first time.
Anyway, is Mako-chan really going to act like a male?
If that's so, at least try a little harder like Touma.
Don't tell me you guys...
But then, having a comrade is good.
A comrade who dressed as man.{Another man with you. }{EL: My guesslation}{T: Something man}
Eh?
That's a relief...
What an unexpected outcome.
Hey, Mako-chan.
You might not be able to revert to your male self.
Eh?
Minami-ke!
What did you say?
Mako-chan is still being regard as a girl?
Yeah.
Your confession was misinterpreted.
How could it be? I mustered all of my courage to say that!
Say it again then.
Easy for you to say!
You will be nervous if Haruka and Chiaki are together.
How about telling it to Chiaki first in school?
That's it!
Minami!
I'm male!!
Huh? My message didn't get across?
Hey idiot, what are you being so loud all of a sudden for?{T: TLC yet again}
You have to be more mannered, courteous and make it more easy to understand.
The person is Chiaki you are talking to, what will happen if you anger her?
I see.
Chiaki.
I'm male.
What about it, idiot.
This guy... is hopeless.
Minami-ke.
Will the day I revert back to Makoto ever come?
It will be nice if you do revert back.
Let's transform you to Mako-chan with a bang.{T: TLC!!!}
I can't get my spirits up...
This is my transformation set.
As always, you are fully prepared.
The day you revert to Makoto will never come.
I'm back.
Cold, cold.
Welcome back.
It's cold, need kotatsu. {TL NOTE: Table with heater}
Welcome.
Sorry to intrude.
Chiaki, put your coat away{don't throw your coat around after taking it off}.
Sorry about that, Haruka-neesama.
Now that I think of it, there's a magic show on TV today.
Oh, let's watch it.
Must not see, must not see.
Sensei.
Ninomiya-kun.
It's the trick of piercing swords into the box.
It's just pure evading with skill. {T: TLC}
Ninomiya-kun.
Sensei.
Ninomiya-kun.
Sensei.
Ninomiya-kun.
Sensei.
Ninomiya-kun...!
Sensei...
Ninomiya-kun...!
Sen...
That is so dangerous.
Suddenly...
Hey, Kana.
Don't hit so hard, you'll destroy the kotatsu.
What? That wasn't me.
Hey.
It isn't me.
Kana sure is having fun, it's a matter of time before it's exposed.
Huh? Where did Makoto go?
This is Touma's leg...
Seeking help from Touma, huh...
Trying to avoid death.
Don't move from there.
It's suffocating.
It's time to save him now.
Touma,
show us your magic.
Stuffing the kotatsu with clothes and then make a beautiful girl appear.
Sensei.
Ninomiya-kun.
What are you saying all of a sudden?
You can do it, right Touma?
Firstly, put the clothes into the kotatsu.
Faster.
Amazing...!
Now for the skirt.
Don't show me that.
Amazing...!
Well then, the final one...
Ouch, ouch... it hurts...
Amazing...!
Were you in the kotatsu the entire time?
Mako-chan. welcome.
It's really an average magic trick, to think that you can pull it off.
Eh?
Eh...?
I'm Minami Touma.
Be it males, brothers or sisters, they are all troublesome.
Next episode, Neighbor Minami-san.
This is a story of my home,
it's nothing interesting, so don't expect much.
Taking the preview all to yourself, what a show off.