List of Key & Peele episodes

Two black men on their cell phones adopt more urban mannerisms when they see each other. Two friends relate anecdotes to one another about how they are each the dominant partner in their relationships, but only when their wives are not around to hear them. A contestant on the reality cooking show Gideon's Kitchen can't figure out if Chef Gideon loves or hates his dish. A reality camera crew follows the life of Lil Wayne in prison (three-part sketch). A parody commercial for Ancestry.com shows all black people tracing their heritage back to Thomas Jefferson. A man tries to fake a disease to get a prescription for medicinal marijuana. President Obama hires an anger translator named Luther to help him express his strong emotions.

A street rapper loses a battle rap to President Obama. A "Yo Mama" champion meets with a doctor about his mother's health. A substitute helicopter traffic reporter gets more than he bargained for in his turbulent ride. Two women in a club fail to get good pictures of themselves as a gunman robs the place and end up arrested for destroying evidence. Community theater actors portraying Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X try to curry the audience's favor. A '90s R&B singer expresses his true feelings to his male co-performer while performing on stage at a concert.

Two men yell cat calls at an oncoming woman, only to realize their mistake once the "woman" gets closer. In 1848, two slaves on the auction block become increasingly agitated as they are continually passed over from being bought. While on a date, a biracial man gets confused as to when to use his "black" side and when to use his "white" side in order to receive good service at a restaurant. In Nazi Germany, two black men in whiteface avoid detection from an SS officer. Two movie theater hecklers annoy theatergoers with insightful criticism. Just as two gangstas are about to execute a hit, one of them accidentally defecates in his pants.

Two bank robbers' plot to score a fortune turns out to be a plan to get a job at the bank. Two hyped-up frat brothers brand their fraternity's letters into each other's bodies, with one mistakenly getting phallic results. A riot breaks out after residents of a black neighborhood buy into a television news crew's fabricated Pegasus sighting. A smartphone app lets people know when they can use the N-word. A guest player in a tabletop role-playing game breaks the rules by robbing the local tavern and hooking-up with women instead of going on a quest. A musician who just finds out he'll be making a record is suddenly inundated by old friends and strangers who want to leech off of his success. For the upcoming presidential election, President Obama uses his anger "translator" to remind America he took down Osama bin Laden. A rap singer's music video chronicles him getting shot in the penis.

During the zombie apocalypse, a survivor is mixed up about what kind of bites are dangerous. Two wise, old black men use their magical powers to battle for the rights as "Magical Negroes" to advise a young man going through hard times. A passenger messes with his driver when he thinks the driver isn't really listening to him. Jaden Smith fails to properly understand the script his agent is pitching him. News anchor Rex Chamber's overblown story about a missing white baby is cut short when the baby is found. One half of a gay couple isn't nearly as excited as his partner is after the legalization of gay marriage. When no one cares about Rex Chamber's report on a missing black baby, he provides an update on the previously missing white baby. President Obama uses reverse psychology to get a group of Republicans to agree with his policies.

An all-black flash mob is mistaken for a race war. Two co-workers' fake-out game of "You've got something on your shirt" turns epic. A wedding guest and a DJ have differing opinions on old school music. A snobbish barbecue guest is horrified that the grass-fed Kobe beef he brought is being treated like common hamburger. Two black friends at a bar are repeatedly bothered by people afflicted with white guilt. In the promo for an upcoming MMA match, one fighter is unnerved by his opponent's smack talk.

A dap farewell goes awkwardly wrong. Ordering at a soul food restaurant turns into a competition between two customers. A man finds himself constantly cockblocked by his friend. Two girlfriends coo over what they would do to the cute puppy they see in a shop window. In a Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow mouth noise-off, only one can survive. An offhand remark leads a man to be snapped up by the Tea Party as their token black spokesperson. A husband quickly learns to never again take a cellphone snapshot of his wife waking up; later, when he comes home, his negligee-wearing wife entices him to reveal a final fantasy. A pair of military recruiters go clubbing to reach a new demographic.

While out with Malia driving and, later, at an ATM, President Obama unwisely insists that people treat them as if he is not the president but an ordinary citizen. A man feels the need to sing his feelings about his friend to him. During their tour of an apartment, a couple discovers that the neighbourhood isn't quite "turning around" the way they thought it was. A documentary follows the top bar and bat mitzvah "party motivators" in Nassau County, Marcus "Dr. Dreidel" Cunningham and Leonard "Gafilta Fresh" Jeffries. When one gangster laughs at the other's shooting of a man, the killer doesn't get the joke. A man babysits an infant Forest Whitaker.