[Nutbladder] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - 21 [2BE867E4].ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
A converted 14th-century castle.
Remodeled in the early 20th century to serve as a hotel,
it was closed after the death of its owner a decade prior.
Then, it caught Cars's eye as a convenient shelter from the sun.
Somewhere inside this building, an enemy lurks.
Yet JoJo and Lisa Lisa know nothing of the interior!
I will breathe my last passing the Zeppeli spirit on!
A man's spirit!
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What the hell's with these creepy spiderwebs! Can't you hire a maid or something?
We're feeling gloomy enough without the cheesy decor!
On the other hand, this blood trail...
It must mean that Wham was hit hard with a ripple.
Caesar didn't go down without a fight.
We can't give him time to recover!
Let's keep going, Lisa Lisa!
What's wrong?
Oh, uh...
This doorknob is really creeping me out.
I don't wanna touch it. It's like shaking hands with a big beefy old guy.
--I'm not a door, okay!?
--What!?
Where the hell are you looking!? I'm no door, okay?
Wrrrryyyyyyy!
A vampire!
Look out, JoJo!
JoJo!
If you didn't have that weapon, I could've torn your face off and worn it like a mask!
My name's Wired Beck, okay?
I was on the run after strangling my lover, but then Cars made me he minion with the stone mask.
Now I'm... undyingly... loyal, okay?
You're not getting in here to disturb Cars, okay?
Dammit!
They're already turning humans into their food!
Well, well.
Looks like I'm gonna have to send you straight to hell!
Ready? I'll give you a little push to get you through the gates.
Lisa Lisa!?
Okay, she's a total babe! Such beautiful skin!
I just want to hug you and suck out every drop of blood, okay?
I'm not in the mood.
I don't want to hear scum like you talk. I don't even want to see your face.
But if you insist on hugging me... Go on, try it.
It'll be the last decision you ever regret making.
Needles!
That's what I saw! Those weren't fingers, they were needles!
He's turning his body hair into wire and sprouting it from all over!
I don't take that kind of lip from women, okay?
Okay, time for your punishment.
It's hug time, okay!?
I'll hug you to death!
He's faster than I thought!
Her muffler!? I get it, she's filled her muffler with a ripple to use it as a weapon!
What's this muffler supposed to do?
Were you trying to strangle me?
You're making me laugh, okay?
Okay, is that all you've got?
Huh? Hey, where are you going?
Let's keep going, JoJo.
Yeah.
Lisa Lisa is as smooth as silk.
She didn't waste a single motion.
Hey! Don't just ignore me, okay!?
Okay, tell me if I'm wrong, but don't you think that kind of woman needs get taken down a notch?
Oh no, okay? Okay, listen, she already beat you. You're the one who got punished, okay?
You've been hit with a ripple, okay.
Huh? Don't fuck with me like that, okay--
Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
She's good!
I never thought a woman could fight, but she's a lot smoother than me!
Wow, a real ripple master!
By the way, JoJo.
You haven't taken the antidote Caesar got for you, have you?
Oh, right, this?
Why not?
I'm going to take it after I kill Wham.
This ring isn't for the promise I made to fight Wham anymore.
It's for a promise to Caesar that I'm going to live through this and beat Wham.
Do you want to hold on to it for me until then?
No.
It's something you need to carry with you.
Who knows what could happen to me?
As they follow Wham's blood trail deeper and deeper, the gaps between splotches of blood grow wider.
JoJo and Lisa Lisa both know very well what this means.
Wham's wounds are healing.
So you're here...
I've been waiting.
You've gotten stronger.
You son of a bitch! You killed Caesar!
Cool it, JoJo. Look at the floor, not Wham.
Don't worry. I'm cool as a cucumber.
I see the footprints on the floor too.
There's another trail.
It must be Cars!
Where are you hiding!?
Get out here!
That's right. Two trails.
But I can sense dozens of breaths in this room!
You...
A woman with such calm and perception...
I see how JoJo and Caesar were able to train so swiftly.
And you must be a ripple master if you can sense the surprise we've had waiting for you by breath alone.
What!?
The "surprise" is vampires!? Dammit!
Quit just staring at me like that! It's creepy!
Cars!
We have been chosen by Cars to receive the gift of eternal life.
Yes! Two against a hundred!
The second I give the signal they'll tear you to pieces, JoJo!
Well, I'm out.
This is two against a hundred, Lisa Lisa! No way we can beat them!
Wait, Cars.
This man and I have already sworn to duel in Rome.
Please, let me fight him and avenge ACDC.
No! Our goal is the Red Stone of Aja.
Don't forget that, Wham.
Yes...
Yeah, it's over.
I'm done with this.
I mean, I know I'd beat you.
But there's no way I could deal with this many vampires after I finished you off.
No matter who wins, I lose.
I'm so screwed I don't even care anymore.
Looks like I've gotta throw in the towel.
Dammit!
You saw right through that, didn't you.
I thought I could pick you off with with a thread barrier too, but I guess that's not happening.
Kill them.
If you kill us, the Red Stone will slip through your fingers forever.
Wait.
Explain yourself, woman.
Do you really think I'm foolish enough to bring it with me?
It's hidden, and if JoJo or I don't make it back to the hiding place by a certain time...
A time bomb will destroy it.
Stop bluffing, woman.
Do you think you'll find it in time?
It won't be a very large explosion.
But it'll be enough to ruin the Red Stone.
I have no idea what she's talking about, but I should probably play along.
Yeah, she's right! If we die, it goes boom!
But I can't exactly let you go.
How about this?
JoJo and Wham will fight their duel.
And I'll fight you.
I'll bet the Red Stone on our duel!
What!?
Whoever's left standing will hold the Red Stone, and the future, in their hands.
It will settle everything.
Who will grasp the Red Stone, you or us?
Who will survive, the Pillar Men shrouded in shadow or humanity?
This woman...
Wham!
Sorry, I snickered.
Holy shit!
I thought I could bluff, but she blows me out of the water!
You've got guts, woman.
Very well! The Red Stone is worth those terms!
But don't let this go to your head.
You won't live to see tomorrow.
She took us from being doomed to having an even chance in one bluff!
All right! Let's do this!
And now, this.
I want to challenge you to a game of All Star Battle.
I'll bet my soul.
Good!
My wager is Kakyoin's soul!
You won't catch me off guard. When souls are on the line, I take any opponent seriously.
That's fine. I already know the special moves.
What!?
Jotaro, you bastard! What did you just say!?
I only need to say it once.
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So this is what you want?
We can't go on if we don't preorder it?
Exactly.
Sounds like a fun game.
A proper duel needs a suitable time and place.
Wham. Choose for us.
Tonight is a full moon. There is no better time.
At the foot of Piz Berlina, ten Roman miles southeast of here,
stands an ancient stone circle known as Lych's Heel.
It was there that a myriad of warriors found glory... Or death.
A stone circle!?
Hey, why do you get to pick somewhere where you'll have an advantage!?
An intriguing choice, Wham.
Now, for the Red Stone! JoJo!
Bring it to the stone circle at midnight tonight!
The time bomb can stay behind.
The woman stays here as insurance.
Lisa Lisa!
Do you think he'd give us the chance to both run away?
JoJo. Don't worry about me. Go get the Red Stone.
All right. I'll see you on the field of honor.
I won't let you down.
I know.
Caesar...
Up until yesterday, I lived only thinking about myself.
But this feeling welling up inside me now...
Is this "compassion"?
Dammit! I just wanna strangle them!
Caesar... Messina... Lisa Lisa...
I'll fight for all of you!
Knew it. No bomb here!
You've got some serious balls, Lisa Lisa.
I know! I should probably bring you a change of panties!
Huh, what's this picture?
Grandma Erina!?
Why does Lisa Lisa have a picture of her?
What's this?
May 22nd, 1889...
This is from fifty years ago!
This young man...
It's Speedwagon!
Grandma Erina! And Straits, holding a baby!
Lisa Lisa... I really don't know anything about you, do I?
Why do you have this picture!?
All right, it's the real thing.
We'll keep our promise, too.
One-on-one duels!
If you've seen this, then I suppose I have to tell you.
Well... I planned on telling you before the fight anyway.
Who are you?
Fifty years ago.
When Erina lost her husband Jonathan Joestar to the depths of the Atlantic.
Jonathan, your grandfather.
She was able to save one baby girl from that disaster.
That was me. I'm the baby in that picture.
Hey, hold it! That was fifty years ago!
If you were a baby fifty years ago...
How old are you!?
Fifty!?
You--you're a--
You're an old lady!
I mean, aren't you?
You look like you're in your twenties, but...
I know that the ripple is the energy of life and it keeps you young, but...
Now I get it! That's why I always thought you weren't cutesy enough!
Hey, is that a wrinkle behind your sunglasses? ... No, huh.
Prepare the arena!
Light the fire!
We don't have much time to talk,
but there are a few things I have to tell you.
My roots are tied up with yours.
Roots?
After losing my parents to the stone mask and being rescued by Erina,
she was unable to care for me due to her pregnancy and entrusted me to Straits.
What? Straits!?
Straits was the one who passed down the ripple to me.
Straits was the one who gave me the Red Stone of Aja.
So he was like a father to you!
It's such a pity that his his fear of aging drove him mad...
JoJo. I won't deny it, knowing you killed him is such a complicated feeling.
But I suppose it was destiny.
I can't believe it...
It's giving me such a complicated feeling too...
This is just bizarre!
Lisa Lisa has her own sad past...
Looks like we don't have any more time to talk, JoJo.
What is this tremor!?
They arrive... Now, we can begin.
These are--!
Outta the way, or you're getting trampled!
What the hell is that, a dinosaur!?
No, wait, a horse? Is that a horse?
Cars! Wham! Move!
I can't control their murderous urges!
Wham! Move!
A fitting horse for a chariot.
The mask's needles have penetrated these horses' brains. They're vampire horses now.
Vampire horses!?
Now, in this arena, Wham and JoJo will wage a chariot battle in the ancient tradition!
A chariot battle!?
A chariot deathmatch, like the Romans fought! You'll race through the arena battling from atop chariots!
Wham or JoJo! One will be killed in his chariot, or fall and be trampled!
There is no finish line, only death!
Prove yourself, JoJo!
These vampire horses have the power of 150!
Even Wham is barely able to guide them!
Hey, hold it! I don't mind the chariot race part,
but vampire horses? How do I know they're not on your side!?
Don't worry. The reins can conduct ripples.
Wham will guide his by main force...
While you use the power of the ripple.
Are you sure? They look vicious!
Hey, watch it!
I see. They can be controlled with a simple ripple...
Wham! Wham! Wham!
Wham... You're wearing the clothes of an ancient charioteer.
You must be serious about this.
Good. You're not going into this lightly, thinking it will just be fun.
Win, JoJo. You must win.
There is no draw!
Wham!
I haven't taken the antidote yet!
I swore to Caesar that I'm not taking it until I kill you!
This oath will give me strength beyond what I've ever felt...
Fight alongside me, Caesar!
Let's begin the chariot battle!
Takarazuka Café Break, a wonderful teatime with the stars of Takarazuka.
This week's guest is Kaito Seijo, from the Moon Troupe.
She's currently cast as Royal guard Alain in Rose of Versailles.
Rough, masculine, passionate Alain.
The perfect role for Ms. Seijo.
This is Kaito Seijo from the Moon Troupe. I can't wait to tell you how I prepared for the role of Alain!
Wham! Wham! Wham!
Start!
Episode 21 "100-to-2 Bet"
Next Episode
Episode 22 "A True Warrior"
From the depths of the stillness
The pillars awaken in a new age
Scarlet blood
Surges with the courage to rise
If the love I inherit is my fate
I'll grin as I call the next hand
Dodge the moments as bleak as darkness
Slip through their blades, and find your chance
The faith that pierced through you opens up your future
Like a bloody storm, burning like a bloody stone
Your destiny pounds through your veins
Grasp the proud bonds which well up!