[Nutbladder] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - 15 [90D39524].ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Turn the fuck around!
Take this!
Sure-kill... Bubble Launcher!
I've got the skills to beat the Pillar Men! Sure-kill skills!
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This... Impossible...
All right! I hate to admit it, but Caesar's ripple works on them!
Now that you're surrounded by bubbles, it's time for the barrage!
He... He beat the Bubble Launcher!
Those wires didn't just pop the bubbles directly.
They were popped by the air pressure!
That means those wires are an anti-ripple device!
They know about the ripple principle!
They encountered the ripple two millennia ago!
What is this aura that surrounds them?
Caesar! Duck!
What!?
Close your eyes!
That wasn't just air pressure, it was the aftermath of a vacuum tornado!
Caesar!
The ripple-wielding tribe... I thought we had destroyed your kind two thousand years ago.
Yet you awaited our awakening in Rome...
What...
You killed my friend! You think losing one eye will stop me!?
What's so funny!?
Your kind always say that.
Nothing's changed in the two thousand years since we left the western continent.
"You killed my friend! You think losing one eye, or one arm, will stop me!?"
That's what's so laughable.
You bastards!
Let's go. We need to find the Red Stone of Aja.
Wait!
Are you running away!?
Your weak points are your throat and your lungs.
I know you can't use the ripple if you can't breathe.
I said it then, and I'll say it now.
Become stronger, boy, and then challenge me again!
The next time we meet, I will respect your strength enough to kill you.
There don't seem to be any other ripple-users.
Let's go.
Hey! Hey, over here!
I'm over here! Don't forget about me!
They just cut your lid. Your eyeball's fine.
That useless Bubble Launcher was supposed to be a sure kill? Get outta here.
-I'll handle these guys!
-JoJo!
Time to show off the brand-new special technique I thought up!
What!?
Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Joseph Joestar.
The man who already killed one of you!
I call this the Ripple Clacker Volley!
First I imbue these clackers with a ripple!
Oh no!
JoJo! What the hell are you doing!?
This is no time for jokes!
You son of a bitch! I just lost a friend!
I'm totally serious.
Caesar... Your rage, you sadness... I feel it too.
But what really pisses me off is their arrogance!
I may not have trained enough, but still, look at this!
This is my sure-kill Clacker Volley skill!
I hate to admit it, but my ripple really is kinda weak.
But once I crack your skin with my Clacker Volley, I can still hit you with it!
That;s how I make up for my weak point. Not bad, huh?
Take this!
This is getting boring. Let's go.
Maybe humans have devolved.
Devolved, huh?
Yup. Devolved.
JoJo! What kind of sick joke was that!? All you did was throw steel balls at them!
JoJo... JoJo might think he's actually putting up a fight.
This would be good enough for a good old-fashioned street brawl.
But against them it's pointless!
It's just so laughable it's sad!
Shit! Is everyone just gonna make fun of me!?
Hey, hold it! I'll get you from behind!
Stop it.
Human life is short enough as it is. Don't rush to your death.
Spaghetti al Nero di Seppie may look bad, but it tastes great.
Let's hear you say that again after you really taste my Clacker Volley!
The clacker's balls disappeared!
I've been workin' on the railroad!
All the live-long day!
That's-
Gotcha now.
Figured it out yet?
No?
Then let me show you!
What an impossible pose!
And he transformed even faster than Santana!
He didn't just dodge the clackers without a scratch, he threw them back!
Let me honor your your weapon, your pluck, and your creativity.
This has become... Interesting.
I'll give you a single minute.
One minute. You may fight Wham for one minute only.
JoJo!
I've slit your wrist.
I've severed an artery. In no more than a minute, you'll bleed out.
Now, give me all you've got!
I've said this to ripple-users before, and I'll say it again:
"Not an hourglass, but a clock of blood!"
We'll be waiting outside, Wham.
Boy! Pick up your weapon.
Huh? What did you just say?
"Pick up my weapon"? Pick up my weapon, really?
I don't need to.
Why would I want to do that?
I call this Clacker Boomerang!
You're the one with a minute left to live!
I'm gonna smash that smug grin off your face!
Then I'll send in a ripple through the wound!
That's it, JoJo. Hurt me more!
No one has ever left a scar on my face.
Thus, I will grant you that honor before you die!
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So no human's ever punched you in the face?
You smarmy dick!
I'm gonna make you regret killing Mark like that without even noticing!
Look out, he's preparing something! You don't want to get hit by that arm!
Okay, this is probably gonna suck.
It was smart of you to dodge.
I let you punch me to teach myself not to let my guard down again.
But now, that training is complete.
JoJo! Hurry, finish him off!
Secret technique! Holy Sandstorm!
This is definitely gonna suck!
He spins his left hand clockwise!
He spins his right hand counterclockwise!
For JoJo, who had let his guard down,
it appears as one tremendous fist!
The destructive force contained between those two hands is like a universe of sandy death!
Even this massive pillar is rubbing away like dust!
This destructive power is unnatural!
JoJo!
This is the Holy Sandstorm.
JoJo!
No!
Speedwagon, you should run away!
I'll stop him somehow!
The blood in my eye fouled my aim, but even if he dodged behind the pillar he's hurt enough.
He's already dead.
As for you two... Even if you're just humans, anyone who saw my humiliation must be eliminated.
Prepare yourselves.
I must be hearing things.
Is... Is he really-?
He's trying to run away!
Playing dead... I was wrong about you, Joestar!
You're even sacrificing Speedwagon to make your escape! You're trash!
Such a terrible foe...
My breath is already unsteady. I can't use the ripple.
All that's left is my ultimate technique, running away!
Behold the fallen hero!
JoJo hugs the ground, playing dead and abandoning even Speedwagon in his escape!
But he still hasn't been disqualified as the "hero" of this tale!
Why?
You're still alive!
You coward!
Did you think you could fool me and escape?
I only needed to fool you for a few dozen yards.
Just getting you to this cart is okay.
You were playing the coward to lure me so they could get away?
Yep. I tricked you again.
Gramps! Get out of here!
Caesar! You too!
JoJo...
That clever bastard...
And now I'm really screwed.
I need to figure out another trick, and fast.
A true hero! JoJo is a hero as long as he retains his will to fight!
JoJo!
Dammit! You're hurt even worse than I am!
JoJo may act like a dick,
but he's always focused on his destiny.
His destiny to defeat that monster!
You're beat up that bad, and you still mouthing off like that?
A real tough guy, huh?
What's with the show?
Is your brain just smashed to a pulp, or do you really have another plan to deal with me?
Bet you'd love to know.
Don't tell me you're going to take one of those puny little sticks and blow it up or something?
Oh crap! He knows!
Or what, are you going to yank the emergency break and tip over this cart?
He's reading me like a book!
Your blood-clock is ticking away fast.
Your life is beyond saving.
There's nothing else you can do.
So what's with that smirk?
You sure you wanna know?
No, I'm fine with just killing you.
Give me a month, and I'll get strong enough to beat you.
What?
I said, give me a month and I'll get strong enough to beat you.
I'm the first man who's ever scarred your face.
A little bit of trying hard, and I'll get stronger.
Oh, never mind.
Just go ahead and finish me off.
It's an honor to be killed by such a warrior.
Keep talking.
Man, I'm getting way too weak to talk, y'know?
Put me out of my misery, Wham!
I said, keep talking!
JoJo's still okay!
Well...
You've got a long, long life ahead of you to regret being scratched by a mere human.
How are you going to live with that shame other than letting me reach full strength and then beating me?
This JoJo must be bluffing!
One more twist and I've got him.
I know he called me a coward while I was running away.
If he called me a coward, he must be a proud warrior!
I can get inside his head with that!
I'm just am amateur now.
But one month of ripple training will let me surpass you!
Even without training, I'm the only one ever to put a two-inch scar on your face!
You're probably better off killing me before I can get strong, though.
You bastard!
Wham!
ACDC.
It's been a minute. Why haven't you killed him yet?
Oh crap!
His friends are back!
ACDC. I've taken an interest in this ripple-wielder.
Aww yeah!
JoJo, was it?
I accept.
If you'll become strong in a month, I'll give you a month of life.
So you're not killing me?
Right.
So I get a rematch?
Right!
Gimme a break. You're really gonna regret it if you don't kill me now.
I did it! I'm safe for now!
But.
I'll make sure you can't just run away.
The usual trick, Wham?
This is the Wedding Ring of Death.
It will wrap around your coronaries.
What are you doing!?
In thirty-three days, it will begin to melt.
The ring is filled with poison, and it can't be removed by surgery.
If you try, it will snap and release the poison.
Once the poison is in your body, there's only one way to save your life.
Defeat me within thirty-three days, take my piercing, and swallow the antidote within.
JoJo!
'Til death do us part.
I'll be waiting for you in the Coliseum at midnight thirty-three days from now, JoJo.
If you thought you could just run away, you were wrong.
You probably won't fight me, ACDC, but I have a present for you too!
I'll bury one in your throat!
My heart! My throat!
Mine has a different poison than Wham's. The antidote is in my nose ring.
Cars! Care to join in?
Don't waste my time.
We're immortal.
While we can have no rivals, perhaps a foe is the spice of life?
Our first objective, though, is the power of the Red Stone of Aja.
Don't forget that.
Let's go!
JoJo! Get stronger, and challenge my Holy Sandstorm again!
This sucks...
A wedding ring? What kind of twisted joke is this!?
And two of them?
No fair! That's polygamy!
Oh well. At least I saved Speedwagon and Caesar.
No sense worrying about it now.
JoJo...
You...
Even while passing out from blood loss, you pulled off a bluff any gambler would envy.
I'm impressed. I'll help you train in the ripple.
We'll get stronger. You and me together.
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I was just bluffing when I said I'd learn in a month!
Fall, and you'll understand.
Caesar!
I won't hold back just because you're a woman!
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Episode 15 "A Hero's Qualities"
Wham
ACDC
Cars
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Episode 16 "Ripple Teacher Lisa Lisa"
From the depths of the stillness
The pillars awaken in a new age
Scarlet blood
Surges with the courage to rise
If the love I inherit is my fate
I'll grin as I call the next hand
Dodge the moments as bleak as darkness
Slip through their blades, and find your chance
The faith that pierced through you opens up your future
Like a bloody storm, burning like a bloody stone
Your destiny pounds through your veins
Grasp the proud bonds which well up!