Pretty Cure Splash Star 31.ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Last time was pretty shocking.
Flappi and Choppi went through a new change.
Too much weird stuff going on.
Everyone's feelings becoming one
is an incredible thing.
pu-ri-kyu-a
Pretty Cure
supa supa supaaku supurasshu sutaa
Spa-Spa-Spark, Splash Star
futari wa futari wa purikyua
We are, we are Pretty Cure
kurukuru mirakuru supurasshu sutaa
A miracle spinning round and round, Splash Star
hacchake bucchake
Super-thrilling, ultra-exciting
noo noo puroburemu
No no problem
We Are Pretty Cure...
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Splash Star!
katai kara o yabutte
A flower bud breaks its tough shell and opens
tsubomi ga hiraku
atarimae no sekai ni
This ordinary world is full of miracles
kiseki wa michiteru
iketenai hi wa
On days when you're not feeling cool...
hekonde ii jan
...it's okay to feel down
appu daun mo
Though there are ups and downs...
hibi bouken
...every day is an adventure...
inochi tte takumashii
...and a life is sturdy
tte na kanji de
Think of it that way
"anata ga daisuki!" tte
"I love you!"
dareka ga omotteru
There's someone thinking that
"taisetsu da yo!" tte need you!
"You're important to me!" That means I need you!
kamishime ikiteru yo
We'll reflect on that as we live our lives
supa supa supaaku supurasshu sutaa
Spa-Spa-Spark, Splash Star
futari wa futari wa purikyua
We are, we are Pretty Cure
kurukuru mirakuru supurasshu sutaa
A miracle spinning round and round, Splash Star
hacchake bucchake
Super-thrilling, ultra-exciting
noo noo puroburemu
No no problem
We Are Pretty Cure...
Splash Star!
tokimeku chikara wa
Leave the power of excitement to us
makkasenasai
Splash Star
Translated, Timed, & Typeset by Zalis Original Karaoke: Mystery Person X
Note: For moar on Manzai, see http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine
Hey, about what happened the other day...
Huh?
You mean the new transformations?
Yeah?
They were quite a surprise.
I was surprised too, lapi!
It was because of Moop's power of the moon
and Fuup's power of the wind, chopi.
So are we going to keep turning into those forms from now on?
I don't really think so, lapi.
Our powers have gotten stronger, lapi.
So the powers of the bird and flower spirits should also work, chopi.
But to be honest, I don't really know, chopi.
Even Flappi and Choppi don't understand it...
How mysterious...
Comedy Club!!
Friends, lend me your ears!
I'm the Comedy Club's greatest comedian,
Hoshino Kenta.
And I'm having a recruitment drive for a partner!
Hey, um...
Partner recruitment?
I know who'll put up with your lame jokes...
...no one, that's who.
Nobody asked you!
I have to find a partner before the Cultural Festival begins.
Why?
They're letting me do a Manzai act at this Cultural Festival.
So you'll really be in trouble if you don't find one.
Ehh, just you watch.
If you join up with me,
you too can be a star!
The Cultural Festival (bunkasai)...
...leave it to me! (makasenasai)
So, you took the "sai" from "bunkasai"
and added it to "makasenasai," didn't you?
Bingo!
Can you succeed with gags like that?
Of course, I'll be victorious!
Is it Truly Decided? Who will Kenta's Partner Be!?
Oh me, oh my.
Wherever could he possibly be?
Gohyaan is just a lost cause (mou iyaa~n).
Well, anyone who'd failed so epically
would be too embarrassed to show his face around here.
Akudaikaan-sama, there is no one able to defeat Pretty Cure
other than me, Ms. Shitataare.
You must not make light of Pretty Cure's power.
In the past, they have attained a variety of different abilities.
You must prepare yourself in both mind and spirit for this task.
I understand, Akudaikaan-sama.
Partners! Still recruiting partners!
There's still time!
Um, hey, just a...
Will he really be all right?
Is Hoshino-kun still at it?
What does he plan to do if he can't find a partner?
Maybe I should try it?
J-just kidding.
Hey, what're you all doing here?
Miwasako-kun.
Ah, Miwasako!
Hey, do you know anyone
who might want to be my partner in Manzai?
No, I don't.
Miwasako, you're the class rep.
Introduce me to someone good.
My being the class rep (gakkyuuiin) isn't relevant here...
There's no need to say (iwanakute) such cold things.
Right (iin)?
So you're adding the "iin" from "gakkyuuiin" to "iwanakute ii"?
She laughed!
Try asking someone else. Sorry.
W-w-wait just a minute!
I'm asking pretty please here, Miwasako-kun.
You're pushy!
You mustn't say that, no, no, no (iya).
And what is this?
Your mimi (ear)?
Iiyaaaa! (phonetic rendering of [ear])
Mimi are iyaa? Aren't you just replacing that with English?
Even the strait-laced Andou-san is laughing.
We can pull this off!
And if it's not entertaining (omoshiroi)...
Note: "shroi" = white // "kuroi" = black
Then it'll be omo-kuroi.
Then it'll be omo-kuroi.
Come on. All you did was replace the "shiro" in "omoshiroi" with "kuro."
Even a three-year-old wouldn't laugh at that.
No good (dame ka)?
Of course it's no good (dame ja--).
So, can anybody tell me where the pun (jadare) here is?
Anybody (dare ja)?
In that case, you should say...
...no, wait. I suppose that works.
I've had enough.
No, no, wait up, Miwasako-kun!
Kenta!
How was it?
We had a good vibe going, didn't we?
Can't you tell Miwasako-kun didn't like it?
Say what you will, but you girls were laughing too.
That was just because...
...Miwasako's discomfort was somehow funny.
I see.
So that guy does have the knack.
Huh?
I can sense these things.
Right! I'll keep at it until he gives in!
Sheesh, he's so forceful.
Miwasako-kun...
...you're surprisingly funny, you know that?
No, don't you say those things too, Ando-san.
You should just get out there and nail that Manzai act.
No way...
There's no way I could do Manzai.
I'm not so sure about that.
You just did it earlier.
I thought you looked really lively when you were with Hoshino-kun.
I laughed in spite of myself.
You never know until you try.
Miwasako-kun!
Hoshino-san?!
I thought of a name for our combo.
A combo name?
IBut don't feel up to doing Manzai at all.
Aw, don't be so cold.
You're my partner, after all.
Don't just declare me your partner (aikata)!
So--
Ow (aai), my shoulder (kata)!
Changing the "ai" in "partner" to "aai"?
You're hopeless.
Yeah, I know I am.
But that's the way things are.
Still, if I teamed up with you,
I thought I could take the world of comedy by storm.
I'm giving up!
And right after I thought up a combo name, too.
If you don't want to look at it, I'll understand.
Okay, but just a look.
Eh?
Knock yourself out!
Kenta & The Forest Sprites
Isn't it cool?
Kenta and the Forest Sprites!
Forest Sprites?
My name's not even in there!
So does that mean you'll do it?
Y-you're mistaken!
Later, Miwasako!
See ya tomorrow!
Charmed. I'm Flappi, lapi!
I'm Choppi, chopi.
Put us together, and we're FlapiChopi, lapi!
That name gets a chop.
Say something funny, chopi.
I can't, lapi.
No good at all, mupu.
Disappointing, pupu.
But you were on the right track.
I want a snack, lapi!
Me too, Chopi!
Sure, but how?
Shake it back and forth and blow on it, lapi!
Eating snacks with Choppi is the greatest thing ever, lapi.
Hey!
Kenta?
Yo.
What's up?
I'm doing Manzai practice at the park tomorrow.
You still haven't given that up?
As if I'd ever give up.
I understand how you feel, Kenta,
but if Miwasako-kun doesn't feel the same way,
there's nothing you can do about it!
Wrong.
Miwasako's already joined up with me.
We will put together a highly entertaining Manzai routine.
And on that note, I'd like you to invite Ando-san and the others.
Why?
It's always better to play to a full crowd!
So they're into amateur Manzai, are they?
Tomorrow, I'll show them how the pros do it. Gorgeously.
Hey, it's me, Kenta!
And we're the Forest Sprites!
Come one, come all, the uproarious Manzai show is about to begin!
If you don't do comedy in front of people you don't know,
you'll never know if it's entertaining or not.
I'm... going home.
I'm... going home.
Don't be saying that already, Sakocchi.
S-Sakocchi?
Just keep up the energy you had yesterday, and you'll be fine.
And now, Sakocchi's favorite,
Kenta's Punning Series!
At the hospital (byouin), up up and away (byouiin)!
That's putting "byouin" into "byouiin," isn't it?
But if you jump off a hospital roof, you'll be scolded.
Tee-hee.
It's no laughing matter!
Then how about this:
When boarding a yacht, you go
"Yacht the heck is this?"
The rookie seal (azarashi) is
brand spanking new (atarashii)!
"Yacht" and "yacht the heck"...
"Azarashi" and "atarashii"...
Aren't you just saying the same things with more emphasis?
Emphasis is something to emphasize!
The eyes of a Kirin
go *kirin* (gleam)!
I can tell that you're going for "kiri," but...
Kirin are herbivores, so...
...they'd have gentle eyes~
Now look what you've made me say!
Those two are unexpectedly competent.
Eh? They are?
Good work, Sakocchi!
This next one's the clincher.
OHohohohohoho!
Those of you not too far away, gather 'round and watch me!
I'll show you a far more prestigious act than this Manzai.
The beauty of water...
...behold it and be astounded!
Hey! Get off our stage!
Are you telling me to stop my water act?
Yeah! They put so much work into their routine!
Surely that person isn't...?
The opening act is OVER!
What's going on?
I sense an evil presence, lapi.
Welcome to my special stage!
You really are...
...some snot-nosed kid?
Does my nose look runny to you?
Legendary warriors Pretty Cure,
this is where I will finish you off.
What're you talking about?
Don't you think its cruel to put their hard work to waste?
My water act is far better at stirring the audience's frozen memories
than their amateur Manzai routine.
But none of that matters now, does it?!
I'll make today your final day.
Your last (saigo) and also the best (saikou)!
Where is she?
Hurry and transform, lapi!
Dual Spiritual Power!
Illuminate the future!
Bring us courage!
The moon that fills the heavens, Cure Bright!
The wind that scents the earth, Cure Windy!
We are Pretty Cure!
Those who desecrate the Holy Fountains...
Stop your cruel behavior!
Wha?
These forms again?
So your power is different from what it was.
Let's see if it does you any good!
Windy!
Use your new powers, lapi.
Illuminate things with the light of the spirits, lapi!
O Light!
There she is!
Blow the mist away with the wind of the spirits, chopi!
O Wind...
I'm totally unaffected.
Uzainaa, come on down!
Windy, do it now!
They can't win against me, no matter what powers they use.
That's right, anyone who defies me,
I eliminate instantaneously.
That is my aesthetic!
I don't care about your "aesthetic"!
Uzainaa, what are you doing!?
If we combine...
...everyone's powers...
We'll never...
...lose to...
...the likes of you!
Power of the moon!
Power of the wind!
Splash Turn!
What?!?
O light of the spirits! O glimmer of life!
Lead our two hearts towards hope!
Pretty Cure...
Spiral Star...
Splash!!
So those were Pretty Cure's new powers.
I won't lose...
I'm still recruiting a partner, once again!
There's still time left...
So Miwasako-kun really isn't doing it?
He must be so depressed.
I thought Miwasako-kun was totally suited for it, too.
As a last resort, I will...
Just kidding.
It was only a joke!
You five?
Miwasako-kun.
Miwasako...
Miwasako-kun...
Kenta's kind of a joker,
but when it comes to comedy, he's dead serious.
He's doing the best he can!
So won't you rethink doing Manzai with him one more time?
I'm begging you, too.
Yeah, you might be a really good combo.
If you're interested, why not give it a shot?
I don't really understand gags, but they did look fun.
Just try it!
Miwasako, let's hit it big together.
Please.
Okay, I'll do it.
Really?!
But in exchange, I have one condition.
A condition?
Change the combo name.
Say what? That'll be a cinch.
I'll even think of one for you!
You will, Saki?
I just thought of a great one!
Eh? What is it?
Ken-chan and Octo-Rice and Me!
Hey, my name's not in there, again.
Then how about "Tanuki and Bear Cub"?
That one doesn't have either of our names in it.
I got it! Pan-Paka-Pan's!
Saki...
You're just hungry, aren't you?
Then since we're at Nagi Jr. High, Nagi's.
That'll never work.
Any ideas, Mai?
What do you think?
I'll cheer for you, no matter what the name is!
That's too long for a combo name, Mishou.
That's not what I meant.
Then let's think of a name for the cheering squad.
So you're making a fan club now?
Um, what about my name...?
te no hira taiyou mukete (go! go!)
Put your palms up towards the sun (Go! Go!)
furifuri karada yusureba (purikkyua~)
and swing your body from side to side (Pretty Cure~)
hikari no shawaa o abite (go! go!)
Take a shower in the light (Go! Go!)
kyou mo ichinichi pikapika
You'll sparkle all day
all right!
All right!
negatibu ni naru to
If you let yourself be negative
nekoze ni naru
you'll turn into a hunchback
"nante kotta!"
"How awful!"
mita me kara de mo OK!
It doesn't matter if it's only on the surface
mune o hatte
Stick out your chest, and
"choi to hassuru!"
"Psyche yourself up a bit!"
ryouude o hiraite
Spread your arms wide
hana ni naru
You're becoming a flower
hogaraka mankai
Bright and in full bloom
itsu datte
No matter when
dare datte
No matter who
deribarii raburii (go! go! go!)
Delivery lovely (Go! Go! Go!)
soshite
And then
ganbaransu de dansu (go! go!)
Hold your head high and dance (Go! Go!)
sondemotte naavasu mo > rirakkusu (purikkyua~)
If you're nervous it will help you relax (Pretty Cure~)
tsumasaki daichi o funde (go! go!)
Stand on tiptoes and step on the ground (Go! Go!)
inochi no rizumu kizamou~
Let's pound out the rhythm of life
oh! yes
Oh yes!
unmei wa good luck!
Your destiny is good luck!
banji janpu suru~
Now jump with your whole body
purikyua no mahou
The magic of Pretty Cure
*happy coming* Hey!
*Happy coming* Hey!
I forgot my homework again,
and once again, Shinohara-sensei scolded me.
She's being strict because she has your best interests in mind.
But that's no reason to give me even more homework.
Plus, she's looking for the Fountain of the Sun...
Is that really Shinohara-sensei??
Don't tell me it's Ms. Nosy-Who?!
That's Ms. Shitataare!
We Are Pretty Cure Splash Star:
Way Too Hard! Ms. Shitataare's Homework
We'll be on top form with the power of super-thrilling ultra-excitement!