[KSN]Arakawa Under the Bridge 09[E60DFC51].ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
All right, that's all for today.
Anyone have any questions?
Teacher!
Are starfish edible?
Starfish?
No idea... I haven't eaten one myself.
I wanted Sister to taste one...
If it's him, he'd probably swallow it.
As long as it's cooked, anything is edible.
I see! That's right...
And so, for now, I'll cook this!
Wow, it's huge!
Stop, Stella!
That starfish has a lower body!
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--OP--
Part
70
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Present
Woah... this set of clothes...
He's exactly the same as when he left silently after seeing Nino-san kiss me.
He's been like that all this time?!
H-Hey, Hoshi!
Starfish. I am a starfish.
See! He said he's a starfish.
Get a grip, Hoshi!
Look. I just have a misleading star figure... I'm sorry.
However, I'm tiny and totally salty...
Hoshi!
...I'm a potato.
It's fine as long as it's edible!
It's rotten both in the inside and outside!
Okay! Let's put my skills to the test!
Riku! You be the taste tester!
No way! I'm no guinea pig!
Besides, why do you suddenly want to cook for Sister?
Hehe, let me tell you then!
I want to thank Sister!
Thank him?
Sister bought me a brassiere that I wanted a long time ago!
Bra...
Sister must have acknowledged the fact that I've grown up!
It probably also means that he likes me!
That can't be... that's because Sister...
Hey, Riku!
I'll let you have a special look...
It suits me right?
With this, I'll be a woman that can directly fight the root of a problem alone!
Right, the design looks good.
It was a protector.
Part
71
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Combustible
Bra, bra, bra~ My bra~
But anyway...
She's over the moon after just receiving a present...
Young Stella came from England just because she likes Sister.
If she finds out that Sister likes Maria-san...
If "that" happens again, it'll be inevitable death!
Hey Riku, welcome.
Where are you going, Sister?
Ah, I'm going over to Maria's for a moment.
S-Sister!
I see! Be careful on the way there!
I will.
Stella, aren't you curious where Sister is going?
Didn't you hear? Sister is going over to Maria-sama's.
Maria-sama?
She's Jesus' mother.
Sister delivers the extra cookies he makes to her every time.
But, now that I think about it...
Lately, it's nothing but Maria, Maria...
Compared with when he was in England last time, he's much more pious.
Furthermore, as for the name Maria...
...it seems like I've heard it somewhere.
N-No such thing!
There are many people here I haven't met too.
That doesn't matter, right?
That's right!
I don't care about anything else except for Sister!
You're right!
T-That was close...
Sister likes Maria-san that manages the ranch.
Huh?
H-Hoshi!
That girl by the farm... is called Maria?
Correct.
You! What are you blabbering about?!
Then the person Sister always mentions...
No! That's not it!
You're terrible! Hurry and follow up!
You fool!
If you're going to get heartbroken, the pain will lessen if you know earlier!
Someone like you...
...would never understand the pain of unrequited love!
The pain of unrequited love...?
But, she's still young...
Stella...
New...
...Sure-kill skill!
GO TO HELL, MARIA!
FINISH!
This is it. It'll be solved with this.
I will smash Maria with this!
Smash?!
I was just merely standing at a spot where it's easy to be hoisted.
Part
72
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MSB (Mad Shunned Brothers)
Whoever dares to get close to Sister…
I'll have her regret it for a lifetime.
Stella, you...
...should have heard gossip about Sister's stories!
Sister was totally shunned by Maria!
I know that.
Then why?
Forget that! Why the heck are you so big, Stella?!
H-He was shunned. You know what that means?
No matter how much Sister likes Maria...
I love Sister a hundred times more.
Besides, Japanese is strange!
I understand the word "heartbreak."
Because the heart aches, so it fits...
BUT WHY IS IT CALLED SHUNNED?!
It's like there isn't a single hope at all!
I will not accept this feeling!
S-Sis...
Come, stand up!
Before we begin the counterattack...
...have a taste... of my cooking.
Okay! Sis!
This is my most satisfying work!
Wow! It looks really delicious!
Well-done starfish steak!
It's a natural ingredient!
Eat it while it's hot.
A heartbroken pair was born at this dinner.
Part
73
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Tyrannical King
The feeling of "love" is very strong.
This feeling will often encourage people to do the impossible by providing them strength.
Boss, it is time.
Let us move then.
For the love within Sister and I...
That's right, this is it.
The objective is Maria's... head!
Sis!
You're the best, Boss!
This is also a miracle caused by love.
As for now, I acknowledge that this is Stella.
Head!
Head!
Conviction!
Conviction!
Wai... you all!
What you all just said sounded dangerous!
I think you're joking, because...
Maria-san is only a frail and weak lady.
How about worrying about your own head before worrying about others?
How long are you going to stay at the enemy's side?
E-Enemy?
Oh my, so that's why you're here.
Or rather, you took shelter here.
That's because they keep shouting "head" and chased me around!
Maria-san, you should run too!
You might not know, but...
...Stella's feigning innocence, but she's actually super dangerous!
I'm glad.
Though, Stella-chan's feigns are indeed very cute...
...I really want to talk to her true self.
Huh? You knew she's feigning innocence?
With all that noise, of course I know.
Hey Maria, when are you gonna start?
What do you want to show us?
Soon! They're just around the corner!
You called them here?!
Because... this would be interesting, right?
Huh?! This isn't interesting at all!
Don't forget you're in danger!
I'll be fine...
That's because...
...I trust that you would risk your life to protect me, Riku-kun.
Greetings!
Save me, 'kay, Riku-kun.
I may look strong...
...but actually, I'm very scared.
Although my legs have gone soft and can no longer move, I'll watch you from over here!
Isn't that spectator seat a little too high?!
Yo, Riku.
I thought you would be trembling in your house!
Trembling in your house!
If I were to run again...
Oh, Nino?
Hey!
I cannot allow my girlfriend to see my weak side.
It'll be fine. I don't know why she's like that...
...she's still a child inside.
I'll shut her up with words from an adult.
Well, Stella.
You see...
...your heart is now confused.
Because you let your feelings get the better of you, you're taking things the wrong way.
It'll be fine.
I'm sure she'll listen.
Right? That's why you should calm down...
Give. Me. Your. Head.
Maria-san.
If you really want to talk with her, you best prepare yourself to meet your maker.
Good grief, Riku-kun, you're unreliable.
That's because if you ask me if she's a beast or a human...
...she's a brutal beast!
Well, whatever.
Stella-chan, you were looking for me, right?
THAT'S RIGHT!!!
Hold on. Sister! Hurry up and stop them!
Don't be foolish. If I do that, Maria will...
Now is not the time to be talking about being "hated!"
No, that's not it.
Maria will kill me.
She'll tear me... into a hundred pieces.
For this moment, I have created a new finishing move.
I'll show you right now.
Finishing move...
Where did she go?!
You're too impatient, Stella-chan.
Let's talk first.
She actually got a hold of Sis from behind!
It's not just that!
Look over there!
The sheep's wool just now...
...has all been shaven!
It can't be! All within that very moment?!
Impossible!
That's Maria for you. Makes me remember the time when I first met her.
That very day on the battlefield.
She shaved all but a strand of hair on my head.
That invulnerable movement.
Made me fall in love at first sight.
Umm, excuse me...
What's with Maria-san's movements?
Forget that, battlefield memories?!
That wasn't just your fantasy?!
And Maria-san is an ex-military personnel?!
No, Maria was a certain country's...
Nothing, I suddenly forgot.
She silenced him!
I lost...?
All along, I've always... always...
I've always... trained to the limits... so Sister would like me!
Stella...
If I'm so weak... If I'm...
I'll commit seppuku!
Wow! Samurai!
Sis! Calm down!
Let me go!
Calm down!
You're not weak at all, Stella-chan.
What, Maria? You trying to comfort Sis?!
Expressing your love right in front of the person you love...
That's a very amazing thing, Stella-chan.
You're a very strong and lovely girl.
Would you like to become friends... with me?
Bullshit!
Sis hasn't lost yet!
Don't worry, Sis, I'll help ease...
Shooting star!
Oh my, Stella-chan!
That's a cute move.
T-Then, I'll teach you next time!
The deadliest female tag team in history was born.
Part
74
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True Appearance
~My favorite magazine and Cola~
And a packet of Seven Stars.
Sure.
~All the girls in this world~
It's a total of 790 yen.
~It'll be great if they all have one lengths~
Don't you think he's very cool?
That's right! He comes here frequently too!
~All the girls in this world~
I...
I still think your hair is the most beautiful! You bastard!
What nice weather...
Somehow my heart feels cheery.
Anyway, just taking a walk around here...
...this really feels like a normal world.
There's actually normal people going onto the riverbed.
That's bad!
I'd better ask him to come up.
Stop! That's Hoshi's trailer...!
He thinks it's abandoned?!
Wait up, you there!
Don't go in! There's someone living inside!
Get out! Before you see something scary...
What?
No... I wasn't looking for you.
Didn't someone just went in?
Huh? There's only me here.
Huh? But just now...
You actually ate him...?!
Huh?
I'm right, ain't I?
No, that's the only possibility.
I've finally understood everything.
Your true form is that mask!
Hello! Do you want to be friends with me?
Wow! How cute! Sure thing.
You disguised yourself as a little fairy in order to get close to that youngster.
Hey, I'm finally here!
You then invited the youngster into the trailer...
And, at the moment he lets his guard down...
...just like that.
You're a parasitic life form that lives on the nourishment of humans!
That's freaking scary!
Part
75
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First Magnitude Star
You man-eating starfish!
Ah, shut up, shut up!
You're wrong, that youngster just now was me!
I just went to the mart this morning.
I just didn't put my make up on.
Make up...?
Then if you say that... you insist that youngster was you...
That means you admit that this thing you're wearing is a "mask"?
Of course it's a mask. What else could it be?
I thought he was the same as Chief, insisting that he isn't human.
Then why are you always wearing that when you're under the bridge?
That's because... this is my freedom of choice.
The makeups of a masked man...
...is comparable to a lady's makeup.
Stop dreaming that I'll let you in on that makeups.
As if I'd want that feeling of being a girl!
I always thought that that mask of yours was your registered trademark.
Of course, this is my registered trademark.
Well, since my mood is great today...
I'll tell you the reason behind this mask.
In other words, he's going to talk about his past?
Right, it was about four years ago.
When my third album took the top spot in the Oricon Chart...
Oricon Chart - Japanese music chart
Hold on, what's that about Oricon?
What's with that "I don't believe" look?
I'm not interested in listening to your fantasy.
This story is non-fiction!
With your strange songs, like hell you'd debut!
Strange?!
You didn't have to say that, dammit.
He actually admitted to it... Did I say too much?
That's right...
I don't have the talent as a lyricist.
However, my producer is like a lump of talent.
I just followed his instructions and sang.
On the surface, it's like it's all done by me.
At that time, I felt disturbed in my heart.
Every day off, I'd come to this riverbed alone.
And sung some inexpressible lyrics...
...or some impromptu lyrics to suppress the stress.
Hey, miss.
It's boring listening to me sing, right?
Right, the girl that was there, she was my destined goddess!
Excuse me, can I say something...
What? I'm getting to the interesting part!
Read the atmosphere!
Before that, your head is crescent in shape!
Why were you even wearing masks at that time?
Since long ago, rockers...
...mostly have the tendency to self-disparage.
Just like I who wore the moon mask!
You think you're a fancy fiction writer?
Well, anyway...
That girl was Nino.
As I yearned to be alone, I completely ignored her.
Earthworms only eat the soil, though it's horrible tasting!
However, Nino would always listen to my songs.
Hey, you. Do you have a name?
Can't you see it for yourself? I'm the Moon!
Moon?
Don't lie to me. The moon is up there.
If I say I'm the Moon, I'm the Moon!
Do you have any proof?
That's because the Moon... is a star that borrows light from the Sun to shine.
That's me.
I won't be able to sing if I lose that Sun that's called my producer.
I'm a pitiful star that could never shine by myself.
Look, you're really lying to me.
Huh?
You're now singing your own songs, no?
These lyrics are trash when compared to those in my album!
I like them. You're not the Moon.
You're a shining first magnitude Star!
I'm right, ain't I?
She allowed me to know that Venusians are best at identifying star objects.
Still, that isn't a reason to wear a star-shaped mask!
You bastard, that's your only impression after listening to that touching story?
No... I just wanted to say it...
I'll stop commenting from now on...
Oh, well. My love meter for today is max!
However, if what he says so far is true...
...then this guy is really a big star?
Were you really that famous in the past?
Yeah.
That was quite some beautiful memories.
Let me test him a little.
Have you gone on "Iitomo!"?
Waratte Iitomo! - ("It's Okay to Laugh!") is a Japanese variety show aired every weekday on Fuji TV.
Ah, yes. Those were the days...
Could you come tomorrow?
Iitomo!
I got a call from my best friend, John Lennon before.
In my next session, I called Elvis.
Iitomo!
I shouted until my voice gone hoarse.
To me, he's just a very energetic uncle.
Wow, that's great.
Was that some special seance episode?
Nah, Elvis was still at home when he got the call.
They all should've been deceased.
So he really is just fabricating them.
--ED--
Part
76
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Arakawa One-Shot Performance
Scoring Contest
Huh? Is this a lame joke?
It's Nino's turn this time...
...but it looks like she's fast asleep.
Then let's have her perform snores...
Hey, it's dangerous if she sinks!
Nino-san, here I come!
Nino's sleeping acrobats is still as good as always.
No.
This is when I'm asleep and can't protect her, her Aikido.
That's a great performance, then.
That's right, it's a specialty.
Its name is...
The #*$&^@#&*$#
#&@%@^@&
Which is it? Which is it?
Sister! How do you pronounce this?
Su.
This?
Te.
This?
La.
How about this?
I love you.
Stella, it's time.
Next episode, 10 Bridge.
Sure enough, instead of negotiation, military force is the way.
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