[KSN]Arakawa Under the Bridge 07[4F14437F].ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
The whale leaps into the air...
...as it tries to reach its maximum height.
After piercing through the water's surface...
...it tries to leap even higher than before...
Perhaps the images of the sky are imprinted in its eyes.
If it knows that the sky isn't the peak, but beyond that...
...lies a more vast and magnificent universe...
...would it reach for an even higher height?
Even though I do not know why it would do that...
While life forms are stale...
...would they be restless?
The heart...
...beats on.
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--OP--
Part
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Teacher Under The Bridge
With the bridge as the roof...
Riku, is it okay here?
Yeah, thank you very much.
Although it's an open-air classroom, it's still not half bad.
Well, it's really great you found a job.
Please, Nino-san, but of course!
How could a person of my caliber be vexing over jobs?
That's right, I must erase that gigolo reputation that Hoshi gave me.
Starting today, I'm a teacher under this bridge.
All right, everyone, class is about to begin!
Okay!
Well, it doesn't matter...
Doesn't everyone under the bridge know that I set up a school?
Everything begins with a single step.
Don't underestimate me, for I have set up a couple of companies!
All right then, we'll start on the basics of "Rise and Bow."
Rise? Bow?
What's that? Must we do that?
It's common sense to show it's time for class.
What's common sense? Must we do that?
Nino-chan, do you know about them?
Yeah, I know five of them.
Amazing!
Do you know? You cannot be naked when you're outside.
Otherwise, black and white cars will come after you.
Eh? Are you serious?!
There's also...
The most important thing about dates is distance.
It's all right, I have to calm down.
Distance?
It's really hard to grasp.
Did I forget that matters under the bridge can't be solved by using ordinary methods?
No matter what...
As long as I teach from scratch, the returns will be a hundred fold or even more!
Listen, Metal Brothers.
The reason for "Rise and Bow" is...
...to differentiate between playing and learning.
Also known as... drawing the line.
I guess... You all wouldn't know about drawing the line.
Me, me! I know about drawing the line.
Stella-chan taught us once before!
Stella did?
Yes!
I see, she's considered a sister to them after all.
Well, she said something about...
...cutting off a finger of someone that betrayed our brothers.
It's used to warn other brothers...
You two...
...forget about that world's common sense immediately.
It's really troublesome when children absorb things too fast.
Part
53
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Interest
Eh? Why do we need to forget about them?
Why? Why? Hey, why?
Ahh, you're noisy!
Anyway, keep quiet for now...
Yo, Riku-sensei.
So, you're really setting up a school?
Chief! Hoshi!
What? If you're planning to attend...
School adheres to strict rules of time.
It's not that. We're just here to look around.
There aren't many empty seats.
You guys can take a seat, really.
What are you saying? I'm a sprite.
How many years do you think I've lived for?
Up until now, do you think you humans still have anything to teach me?
Shirikodama - a mythical ball inside the anus that is sought after by kappas.
However, I would consider if you gave me your anus' ball.
I have no idea how to give you that.
There are many things I want to teach you about.
No, I should say, there are many things I want you to learn.
This is a special seat just for you.
N-No... I still have... that...
I have... sumo wrestling training!
You bastard!
Who'd want to go to your classes?
What the heck are you doing here then?
I'm trying to practice for my new song which is called "School's Collapse."
Initially, I just wanted to take a look and leave...
Ah, what? Is Nino attending your classes too?
Yeah, I intend to come here all the time.
Would Hoshi come if he knew he could see Nino-san?
Ehh, all the time?
Then, what if his classes and my live concert clash? Which one would you go to?
Classes.
Hoshi.
Recruit.
You...
...licentious teacher!
You're taking things overboard.
Hey... Don't run!
It's a cry that shakes the hearts of people.
Damn! Why isn't anyone coming to class?
Well, nobody wants to learn something that they're not interested in.
Well... I guess.
By the way, why did you want to attend my classes?
Furthermore, you said all the time.
That's because...
...I'm just interested in my boyfriend.
That's all there is to it.
I-I see.
~Drop dead!~
Hoshi's new song is called "Just die already! Licentious Teacher."
Part
54
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Starting of Classes
Nobody wants to learn something that they're not interested in.
It's true, since the Metal Brothers aren't listening to me at all.
Initially I thought I could teach them some common sense.
But it looks like it's better to deal with them for now.
Ah... You two.
Do you know what a magnet is?
What's that?
They really don't know, huh?
Look carefully at this stone.
Stone?
One...
Two...
It's fantastic, isn't it?
In...
Incredible!
Thank goodness!
Riku-san! You must be someone like us, someone who has supernatural powers!
No, no. This is just one of science's phenomenons.
How was it? Do you want to know the reason behind it?
You'll learn this in science class.
Studying science is very interesting, you know?
Right, let's do that.
Oh, have you two decided?
Riku-san.
Yeah, leave it to me.
It's not that hard...
This is our spare mask, but you have to wear it properly, okay?
If your esper brainwaves are detected, it'll be all over if the guys from the research lab come!
No, like I said, this is science...
Things are not that simple!
It took a good two hours before I could remove the mask.
Part
55
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Turf
I remember when I was young, I loved making those bottle rockets during science class.
Wow! It's so cool! It's a rocket!
Hey, can this really fly?
Yeah, it can go up quite high.
Riku.
Can you let the person sitting on it be me?
No, this isn't a rocket that can carry humans, nor will it reach Venus.
It won't reach...?
Nino-san is still on the same wavelength, but the Metal Brothers are more obedient than usual.
The lesson is going smoothly.
But, if I were to say that there was some uneasy element…
I wonder what it would be...
It'll be fine, just ignore her.
I didn't offend her in any way.
As long as I don't bother her, I won't be cursed.
Hey, hey, Riku-san.
What's this thing that looks like a balloon?
Ah, that's a parachute that's attached to the rocket.
Drop it from somewhere high...
...and it'll slowly descend.
Oh, it's true!
It looks really exciting...
That'll do.
Looks pretty good.
In case the rocket flies to Venus, they'll know it has manners.
Stella!
Why are you doing these vile jokes?
What are you thinking...?!
You people are the ones that are lacking manners.
HUH?
Listen, if you want to do business in an unfamiliar place...
...it's common sense to give a protection fee to the boss in charge of the turf.
Protection fee?
A trillion or a hundred million, which is larger?
A trillion.
Trillion, huh?
Well then...
HAND OVER 100 TRILLION YEN!!!
Part
56
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Beating Around The Bush
A poor guy like you that can't pay the protection fees should close the school.
Who decided that this was your turf?!
It's my own freedom on where I'll be holding classes.
I see, looks like you're trying to take over my turf.
Umm, I'm just here to set up a school...
I understand clearly. I have the intention too.
You're borrowing the name of a school to set up the ultimate armed group!
Why would I be setting up such a group?!
In fact, the orphanage I belonged to was the strongest group in Western Europe.
That kind of orphanage is too much of a fantasy!
Anyway, you can't fool me!
I'm no coward!
Huh?!
Oh man, what is this girl thinking?
There's a limit to "deciding stuff for yourself."
You're a sly, self-proclaimed teacher.
You took away my brothers.
You're so mean.
That's right, Stella's relationship with the Metal Brothers is pretty good.
Could it be that she thinks that the school stole her friends...
...and she feels lonely?
I guess it's possible for her to develop an honest character later on.
Stella.
Do you know about the charm of the bottle rocket?
Charm?
You two, come over here too.
Huh? What, what?
Write your wish on a piece of paper and shoot it together with the rocket.
And your wish could come true.
Stella, do you want to write one too?
Do it, do it!
W-Why should I...?!
Boss, you should write, we don't know how to write yet.
I-It's none of my business!
So, Stella knows how to write already?
Of course!
Wow!
Hey, hey, write it now!
I must write these few words properly.
She's writing already, let me see.
Wow! It's kanji!
That's so cool!
Of course!
Forget it, let her be. I won't say a thing this time.
It seems like Stella missed the timing for school, that's why she didn't come beforehand.
Well, that's great.
Well then, write your name on it.
You're doing great, Stella.
Isn't school fun?
Riku...
Don't push your luck too far.
I'm sorry.
Tch, good grief, I'll get bad luck off that.
Looks like that expression she just gave will give me a lifetime of trauma.
Part
57
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Acting Pragmatically
Stella-chan's so skillful!
Amazing!
It's good if you're having fun.
What was that?!
I didn't come to attend class. I just happened to have some free time.
Yeah, yeah. I know.
Well, as long as the class goes on smoothly.
Oh right, I'll check the rocket before I launch it.
It seems like some parts are missing.
Don't worry.
I've already removed the detonator for that missile.
Could you not appear so suddenly and cause a disruption?
Amateurs should not play with this kind of stuff.
That... is just a straw.
Besides, when did you get here?!
I just got here.
It's because I heard people saying that there was a rocket nearby.
Rocket missiles are very dangerous.
If it's in battle, once detonated...
Damn, stop talking about battlefields the moment you show up!
Oh? Everyone's here?
Yeah, that's right.
Didn't I tell you?
I'm starting a school.
Ah, that.
Oh? Stella's here too.
Ah, well, you can consider that.
She looks happy.
N-No, Sister! Happy is restric...
Good job. You don't write your name wrong anymore, that's great.
Is school fun?
Don't do that!
Sister...
Yes! Stella loves going to school!
I see.
Yes!
You must listen to the teacher obediently.
Yes! Stella is a very good girl!
Ah, that's right.
Well, that's good.
This Déjà Vu really breaks my heart.
Part
58
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Winter Is Coming
I'm sorry!
I-I'm sorry! Riku, are you all right?
I'll help you right now!
Piko, did you do that intentionally just now?
That's not it! If I did it intentionally, it wouldn't be successful!
I'll get you out of there. I specially chose you to help with the vegetable farm.
I should be more careful when I'm working.
I'm so sorry!
Why is it always just me?
Besides the job I have under the bridge, I have a core occupation outside!
U-Umm...
And you, just having only me to help you harvest is shrewd!
I-I'm s-sorry! A-Ah... well, why don't you take a break first?
Huh? Can you do it on your own?
It's fine, it's fine!
It's my vegetable farm. I don't intend to over rely on other people.
Well, I do understand that she doesn't have any ill intentions.
But somehow...
...she's always so clum...
I'm sorry...
The word "clumsy" alone doesn't do justice for you.
I've had enough! I don't want to die because of your clumsiness!
I'm begging you! Please don't go!
Let go!
Everyone else won't come here because they got injured from my clumsiness!
Now you're the only one left!
Am I a scapegoat?!
Then, go ask Sister.
No matter what happens to him...
I can't!
If things fly towards him...
...he'll retaliate, and counterattack!
I'll be killed!
What kind of battle manga is that?!
And, when winter comes, I'll leave.
Before that happens, I have to complete the harvest and maintenance of the vegetable farm.
That's right, you've mentioned it before.
Then when winter comes, I no longer have to get injured because of Piko's clumsiness.
So, please, 'kay?
But, it's really hard to imagine that you'd leave the bridge to go elsewhere.
You were looking for seeds, weren't you?
That's one of the reasons.
But you know, this year I think I'll try for a driver's license.
Once I have the license, I could go further to look for seeds with a car.
So look forward to it!
If you were to really drive a car on the road...
...I'm sure you'd kill a person every 100 meters!
I'm absolutely not allowing you to get your murderer's license.
Part
59
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Change
A river of blood will come pouring out!
Furthermore, when nearby residents see you, it'll be like seeing a ghost!
W-What are you saying? I can already ride a motorcycle, you know?
A motorcycle? You... How many people have you ran over already?!
None!
Yo, what are you two doing?
Sounds like a quarrel.
Chief, say a word or two to her!
Piko said she's going to take her driving test!
What's so bad about it? Chief won't object to it, right?
Well, a car, huh?
I'm sorry. For me...
...cars are like metal wild boars.
Sorry about that, Piko.
It's fine.
I'm sorry, Chief. You're just a sprite.
Why are you apologizing, Piko?
But, trying something new is fine too, I think.
I know, right?
That isn't right.
I should do something too, just for a change of pace.
Then, how about changing your image?
Image?
Just remove your costume.
Talking about that, didn't you have a really wild hairstyle in the past?
Hairstyle...
That's hair?
Why don't you change back to your previous hairstyle?
That really suits you! It was really wild and lovely!
Really?
I guess I'll do that again.
Do? Putting on a wig?
It was probably something like this.
It reminds me of that fateful day!
Compared to wild...
This is just a defeated warrior!
His hair... was very fluttery...
Part
60
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So-called common sense?
Turning it clockwise lengthens it, turning it counterclockwise shortens it.
Kappas are great, right?
Ah yes, that suit is superb.
But, it's been awhile since I had this hairstyle.
All right, it feels like my mood has improved.
Thanks, Piko.
I'll show this to everyone.
Ehh? Everyone... hold... wai...
Tch. He became an absolutely horrifying creature.
What should I do...? Nino and Maria haven't seen that hairstyle of his before.
I guess everyone will be shocked.
What should I do?
If they were to see him so dashing...
...everyone would fall for him too!
What? Fall? Fall in love?
What else can it be?
Uh... Just now you said "too."
Could it be that you've fallen in love with him?
What should I do?
He's so dashing.
That goes without saying...
--ED--
You know, I'm giving you a warning out of goodwill.
Although that guy is green in color, he cannot undergo photosynthesis.
I'm not loving him because of the green color on his skin!
Then what part of him do you love? It's hard to believe!
That costume doesn't even have any charm!
There is!
Firstly, h-his appearance...
I don't understand that out of the blue.
Piko, I think you're just...
...looking at the appearance of the Chief.
That's not right! I like his inner heart too!
I think you just mean his insides.
He's simply not normal at all!
What's not normal? Just because he's different from the others?
Eh?
It's true that the Chief is not normal, and not as normal as the others.
Although he's not normal...
But the way he lives isn't not normal.
Because that's the Chief's most natural way of living.
He's being true to face his real self, isn't that cool?
Oh, to face his real self...
No.
Then, what's normal?
P-President!
Huh? What...
...is normal?
Part
61
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Arakawa One-Shot Performance
Scoring Contest
A skill where the hunter catches the fish.
Hello, I'm a Venusian.
That's the King of Arakawa!
No, that's the King of Arakawa Junior.
Chase them! It won't be fresh if we missed them!
A maiden's dream is to become a bride.
Bride? Piko, you want to become a flower's bride?
Uh... That wasn't what I meant...
Then, does it mean you love flowers the most?
No, the one I love is...
Next episode, 8 Bridge.
The one I love is...!
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