[KSN]Arakawa Under the Bridge 06[A1F1880C].ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
In the beginning, we were born in the same galaxy...
We were born of the same species...
... and our lifetime overlaps each other.
The probabilities of encounters between humans are miraculous.
Whether it's laughter...
...sadness...
...or even love.
Collectively, there is less than 1% chance of this happening together with everyone.
It blurs my eyes.
On this planet, there exists colorful miracles...
...in abundance.
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--OP1--
Part
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Ah! Exquisite Music
To see whether you or I has more charm in Nino's eyes...
We'll have a showdown on this very stage today!
It'll be my pleasure.
Eh? Riku-kun knows how to play a violin?
Somehow there's a ribbon on his neck? Is he all right?
Ignoring that, he really does look like a musician.
All right, let's each play a piece.
The victory condition will be based on...
...Nino's expression.
We'll see who will move Nino's emotions.
I'll start first!
This doesn't even need a competition!
Even if every girl in this world has their hair turned into one length~
Only your one length is the most beautiful~
This is my stage! This is my fort! This is my audience!
I love that incomparable one length. I love it the most~
I completely know which song they love the most!
And of course, that includes Nino's favorite song!
~I love you!~
~I love you!~
~I love you!~
Thank you! And! I will give you extreme happiness!
Okay, next up, we have Riku-sensei.
Or did you gave up after seeing my performance?
Well, if you kneel down and apologize now-
You're too kind.
Huh?
Even if you did kneel down now...
I have no intention of forgiving you!
Wha...?!
I-It's superb!
I thought he would only be at a hobbyist's level!
But what matters is Nino's expression!
Look over there, Riku!
I pity you. She's so bored that she fell asleep.
This showdown...
You're wrong. When people are immersed in a beautiful melody...
...they close their eyes just like that.
Have you ever seen such a relaxed expression before?
Is that a scream?
Part
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Last Offering
It's... my win!
That reminds me, you said you were in charge of music under the bridge.
Don't you think that job suits me much more?
The other choice would be to give up on Nino-san.
If there's no penalty for losing the competition, it'll be too easy for you.
Well, I believe you're better off just giving up on Nino-san.
That's because, if I take your job away...
...you can't even be a gigolo, and you become unnecessary.
A complete victory.
That'll lay him down for a while...
Buji.
Buji?
Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo~
H-He snapped!
Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo~
It's dull... and it doesn't affect me anymore, anyway.
Riku, that's...
A loser's wail, that's all.
So it's called "Loser's Wail..."
Yeah, that's right.
I see.
Is there a second round?
Huh?
That song.
Huh?
Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo~
Half a year after that incident, Hoshi's new song "Loser's Wail"...
...rocked the entire riverbed.
Part
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Fish's Heart to Water's Heart
I'm looking for a job right now.
In business, victory belongs to those who have found the most sellable product.
The ability to analyze and execute such a plan...
...only we, the Ichinomiyas, can do it.
I know that, Dad.
However, even if it's you, it's not that easy to analyze this.
The most sellable product under this bridge!
I can't think of anything, Dad!
Is it Riku?
What are you doing over there?
N-Nino-san, umm, well...
Nino-san...
Swimsuit...
Sure, of course, it's that one...
Is there a problem?
No, not really.
Ignoring that, the two of you.
Are you two really children underneath those masks?
Anyway, get away from her!
N-No way! Why are you saying that?
Gigolo Nii-san!
Gigolo?!
Gigolo Nii-san is bullying us!
No, I'm not a gigolo!
Eh?
Anyway, distance yourselves from Nino-san!
That's impossible! We don't know how to swim!
We'll sink if we let go!
But, if you two keep this up, you won't be able swim.
We don't want that either!
Nino-san, could it be that you're teaching them how to swim?
Yeah, that's right.
I was showing them an example earlier...
...but they didn't want to try it out at all.
All right, I'll do the example once more.
Nino-san unexpectedly takes care of others well.
Furthermore, she's teaching them through demonstration.
It really feels like Nino-san's style.
First, this is...
...style number 1!
Metal Brothers! Excuse me, what is she doing?
Then, we have number 2.
Nino-san.
There are some things on this planet that you must speak of in order to explain them!
Part
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Riku Teaches
Umm, you two...
What has Nino-san taught you both so far?
Umm... Well...
The feeling of a fish.
The water's heart.
I see...
Well, Nino-san...
...when are you going to teach them flutter kicks and breathing?
Breathing?
If you need to gasp for air, you might as well not breathe.
You two.
Please forget everything Nino-san has taught you from this today on.
Why?!
What do you mean, Riku?
That's what I'm supposed to ask you. What were you planning to do?!
Then we can't swim forever?!
Oh man, stop crying, stop crying.
Leave the basics to me.
Really?
Anyway, if you're able to float on water, the rest will be easy.
Okay then, stretch out your hands.
Next, relax your legs and you'll float.
I-It's true! I'm floating!
Wow, this is great!
All right, I'll let go now.
Although your body will sink for a moment, you must maintain that relaxed posture.
You two...
If you really want to learn how to swim, take off those helmets!
Part
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Opportunity
You're lying to us about being able to float!
It's all because you're wearing those inhuman masks. That's why you can't float!
Hurry up and remove them!
No! The researchers will discover that we're here!
And... we knew at the start we'd be able to swim once we removed our helmets.
Not only swim, but once we remove our helmets, we can fly in the sky.
We could probably even transcend time!
That's why it's a headache that we can't remove them.
What's wrong, Riku?
No, it's nothing.
I didn't hear anything.
Like we just said, we'll be able to use extraordinary powers once we remove our helmets...
I'll kill you both if you say anything further.
So, no matter what, you guys aren't going to remove those helmets?
Then, we'll need some equipment.
Here.
What are these?
I took them from Piko. They're styrofoam boxes.
They should work pretty much like a float.
A float?
Hold onto those and try getting into the river.
You're right! We're floating!
Now try and kick your legs.
Okay!
This is amazing!
Incredible!
Can't believe this wasted so much time.
I better find a job quickly.
Riku.
You're working.
What?
Didn't you say you wanted a job or something?
You're good. You taught the two brothers how to swim.
That isn't considered a job.
A job should be something more difficult and requires more effort...
Huh? Was I... having fun... teaching them how to swim?
I-It can't be...
Riku, you're really good at teaching.
Eh?
You also taught me many things.
T-That's...!
That's right!
Riku-san, thank you very much!
We thought we wouldn't be able to swim in our lifetime!
You all...
Hey, hey, Riku-san. Could you teach us how to transcend time while wearing our helmets, next time?
Could we do it if we use some other type of equipment too?
I'm getting so excited!
That equipment...you'd be better off finding a Cat-like robot for them.
I hate talking to these two!
Part
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Polypropylene
Those two... they're really boiling water for bathing.
Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, gigolo~
Ah! It's Gigolo Nii-san!
Gigolo Nii-san!
You two are really irritating.
Are you here for a bath?
If you want to join in on the bath, it's possible now. Do you want to?
Who'd want to bath in a metal drum twice?
Besides, what do you mean by "join the bath"? There's no one inside...
Bathing feels best!
And so Riku witnessed a kappa taking a bath.
Take off that costume if you're taking a bath!
What? I've been like this since I was born.
Well fine, I'm just saying.
What is it? If you have something to say, just say-
What? You caught a cold in the hot bath?
Oh? Right, you know, huh?
Well, I was born with a sickly colored face.
Inserting a joke in there isn't going to help much.
Anyway, you're able to catch a cold too? Since you're "that" and all.
"That"?
Ah, you don't have to replace that word.
There are times when sprites will fall ill too.
Especially in the human world, there are sickness-causing bacteria that we're unable to avoid.
Might as well apply for my existence's approval from the country.
And have them erect a natural memorial for me.
Or... I might be over thinking things.
This is the proof of my weakness.
So, you really are "that."
"That"? Well, I told you not to replace words.
No. I'm certain that you're severely "that."
It's so cold...
How about you take some medicine before it gets worse?
Yeah, that's for sure.
There's an all-purpose drug that has been passed down secretly throughout the generations of the kappas.
Secretly?
That's right.
What's that? It sounds pretty bogus.
What's bogus?
It's pretty clear-cut on the method of production too.
Do you want to try them?
Made in me. Fresh kappa juice.
I'm getting healed!
This unique taste, is just like the vinyl umbrella, is really...
I think that's the taste of polypropylene.
Part
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Hint
*sneeze* *sneeze* *sneeze*
What's going on? He's sneezing non-stop.
*sneeze*
Nii-chan, are you all right?
What? You guys caught a cold too?
Huh?
Gosh.
Oh yeah, Hoshi also had a nasal cavity infection yesterday.
Even him?
We should say, Riku-san is the only one who's fine.
So, gigolos won't catch a cold?
Elites don't catch colds.
After returning home from outside, I clean my nose.
Taking in supplements while maintaining a healthy balance.
My sleeping times are also in multiples of 90 minutes.
Furthermore...
I'll never let my body lose heat!
Even if it's illness-causing bacteria, I have no intention to lose to it!
You sure put your best in everything.
Nii-chan, I'm worried. Let's take some fever medicine for now.
Hey, you can't do that.
The lymphocyte that fights off bacteria...
...won't work if you don't have a fever.
Lymphocyte?
In order not to affect the lymphocyte's cycle, you must replenish the body's water...
...and sleep in a warm condition.
Then I'll go sleep like that...
That won't do.
When the body is sleeping, it'll attempt to lower the body's temperature.
Sudden body temperature changes will do harm.
If you really want to sleep, it's better to wait at least 2 hours from now.
Do you understand what I've just said?
Under...
Understood.
It seems like they're shocked at my knowledge of things.
No matter what, the body's the capital.
Well, I'm an elite after all!
If I were to say, he looks more like a health freak old lady.
But he's awesome!
Hey. Riku-san!
Since you're so knowledgeable, stop being a gigolo and be a teacher instead!
Well, don't say that. It's one's freedom whether or not to be a gigolo.
'kay?
I see.
Like I said, I'm not a gigolo!
Well, since you're just idling around, how about you start a school?
Like I said, I'm not idling...
Also, I don't want to deal with kids.
Really?
But your teaching methods are so good, that it makes it easy to understand.
Somehow, Nino-san also said the same thing.
Thank you.
It's really cold! It won't do if this goes on.
Okay, let's take Riku's advice and go back home.
Okay!
I think that's good too.
Oh, you brothers, take this.
Fresh kappa juice. It's the most effective when you're having a cold.
So, we'll recover once we drink this?
Take this!
It's more effective right after you open it!
You people... did you even listen to me?
Their illness was really healed later on.
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Decision For The Job
While they advised me to become a teacher...
Those guys... didn't even listen to what I said.
It's a waste of time opening a school for a bunch of people that don't have any common sense.
Hold on. Actually, it's true that it's useless talking to them now.
If I could slowly instill some common sense into them...
The normal Hoshi.
Riku-san! I've composed a new song for you.
A man, of men~ An elite, of the elites~
To the star-shaped me, you're such a dazzling existence~
And he is Recruit~
The normal Sister.
It seems like I've worn the wrong robes and carried the wrong thing all along.
From now on, I'm going to battle against draculas.
The normal White-san.
Although humans can never become chickens...
My wife could have became strangers with me since I last saw her 6 years ago.
I'm going to meet my wife!
And also, the normal...
Venusian?
I'm sorry, I've only seen Star Wars Episode 1.
Chief!
What's wrong, Riku-san?
About what we talked about earlier... I've decided to become a teacher.
Oh, good luck.
Wow! I'm looking forward to it.
First, I'll start with the kids.
UFOs are satelites.
I'll instill common sense into these two brothers.
Ghostly fire are formed by phosphorus.
UFOs are satelites.
Ghostly fire are formed by phosphorus.
The adults will be next.
Good. I'll use this method to banish the lack of common sense for those under the bridge!
Huh? This plan of mine seems to be overlooking something important.
What is it...?
Momma! Why do those people live there?
Shh! Keep your voice down!
Hey, why?
Huh?
That's enough, let's go!
Why...?
Well, whatever.
Common sense changes when one becomes too involved just like that.
--ED--
Part
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Arakawa One-Shot Performance
Scoring Contest
Magic. Floating in space.
Landing...
I'll sing a song.
To the north... ah!
S-Somebody... save me!
Save me...!
Chief!
The kappa to river current.
There it is! Chief's special!
The name Chief befits him.
Good job! One more! One more! One more!
Splendid.
Gigolo, gigolo, gigolo, paper, scissors!
What are you guys doing?
It's the gigolo, paper, scissors game.
Whoever loses will become the winner's gigolo forever!
This game is too severe!
Next episode, 7 Bridge!
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