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Jeez! Why did this happen?
"Why?"
Well...
You're saying it's my fault?
But it is.
You told them to get the official-
Yeah! But I didn't think they would run into town and get rid of all the officials-
So, you need to be more careful when you're making wishes with that thing.
You're really careless with it.
Don't blame everything on me!
The whole time, you two were screaming "Great!" and "Get him!"
Both of you, this isn't the time for fighting.
Now we're wanted fugitives.
If we're caught, we'll be thrown in jail!
I hope that's all...
What do you mean?
In other words...
What should we do?
I'm too young to die!
The simplest thing for the three of us to do would be to pack up and run.
I like it!
No, it's not!
But with just the three of us, we may be able to hide until things calm down.
No!
Everyone did this because of us.
We can't abandon them!
But...
Then what should we-
Oh, please don't ask me what to do!
I've never once made a good decision in my life.
Jeez! Fine!
We just need to take care of this, right?
So what do you want to do?
I say we go all the way!
We perform every day, bringing in more and more people!
Ten thousand, twenty thousand... No, more.
If we have one- or two-hundred thousand,
the army would be too scared to fight us!
Chi-chan, what are you-
That may not be a bad idea.
In the land of Kanchuu to the west, there's a religion called the Way of the Five Grains.
I've heard they have members in the tens of thousands, and the lords of the area can't touch them.
If we can get more people and find some place to stay... Just maybe...
Let's do it!
Tenhou-neesan!
OK.
Those three are finally doing it, now that they've been cornered.
I guess the Crucial Keys have finally had their effect.
Episode 11 Bachou Tries to Hold It In
Good morning, everyone.
I'm Bachou's cousin Batai, child of Seiryou's Batou.
It's once again time for everyone's favorite, "Watch them wake up!"
Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak!
She's really sleeping.
I can't eat any more.
Obvious.
So obvious I have nothing to say!
That aside, her sleeping posture is as bad as ever!
She hasn't grown at all since she was in Seiryou.
On the other hand, right here she seems to be growing rapidly.
She isn't as big as Riri-chan's mother, but she's still pretty bouncy.
They say that sleep helps you grow, but isn't she a little overgrown?
She needs to have her consciousness raised about the many tragedies her boob inequity causes.
Getting back on track now, we have our daily check to see if she's wet herself.
Everyone, hold your breath...
Exciting!
Sniff, sniff...
Looks like she didn't wet herself today.
I was worried because she ate a lot of fruit after her bath last night...
Riri-chan, what are you doing with that?
Oh, my... If you hand that to me, I'll have to use it,
whether I wanted to or not!
What should I write?
Maybe this?
What does that say?
I'll tell you later.
Oh! Hello, Sui-chan...
Sui-chan, breakfast is ready, so...
Your face... Go wash it...
I feel better.
"Musclehead"
Musclehead?
Thanks!
Tanpopo!
What is "Musclehead" supposed to mean?!
It means you have muscles where your brain belongs.
That's not what I'm talking about!
Tanpopo, you came from Seiryou to train, so I'm letting you stay here.
But every day, you just screw around...
Next time you pull a stunt like this, you're heading straight back to Seiryou, OK?!
Calm down, Sei-chan.
Batai-chan plays with my Riri, and she helps out sometimes.
But even so, stunts like that...
Y-Yeah... That was a bit much, but she doesn't mean any harm.
Yeah, I don't mean any harm, so you have to let me go.
You don't get to say that yourself!
OK, then! Let's start our training!
OK!
Start with bunny hops.
Sit ups!
Push ups!
Swings!
All right, that's enough for a warm-up.
Let's get started.
Fine...
Um, can I ask something?
Where are we?
Listen! By enduring the whirlpool's fierce waters,
you'll build up the strength to face any kind of movement.
If it gets dangerous, I'll pull you out. So don't worry!
No, I was asking where we were-
Where?
Where are we?!
Um, can I ask this one more time?
Where are we?
Our next training exercise will be...
doing a handstand and circling the rim of this volcano ten times.
We came all the way out here for this?
And...
Come on. Get started!
You're good at walking on your hands, right?
I don't mind, but if you're dressed like that...
I can totally see your panties.
Get started already!
Right!
Here I go.
Eyes on the arrow, Tanpopo!
No matter how fast it is, you can track it if your eyes are open!
Here I go.
That's not good enough!
You need to hit it dead center!
Good!
Can't do any more...
Make sure you eat, OK?
Now then, let's take a short rest and get back to work.
No way. I'm tired...
What? You left Seiryou to train, right?
You can't give up so easily.
Daily training is an important part of martial arts.
You'll only get good by holding it in and doing it every day, no matter how much it hurts.
I don't know if I want to hear about "holding it in" from someone who can't even stop wetting her pants.
What are you talking about?!
That was when I was a kid!
Then you can hold it in now?
Of course I can!
Then prove it.
Prove it?
If you can drink all this water, and um, hold it in until dinner,
I'll agree that you don't wet yourself anymore.
All right!
I drank it.
That'll do it, right?
OK, you need to hold it in until dinner.
You can't go to the bathroom until then!
Yeah, got it.
Jeez... Why did she say that?
I'm not a kid anymore. Of course I can hold it in!
This is bad...
The more I focus on it, the more I need to go to the bathroom.
Right! I'll read a book to take my mind off it.
"Bloom. Bloom. The peach trees blossomed."
"Advance. Advance. The army advanced."
"The sky is blue. Blue like..."
I can't take my mind off anything with this!
I know! I'll work up a sweat and get rid of the water that way!
If I sweat this much...
It didn't help...
Actually, it may have made it worse...
Tanpopo isn't here.
I'm right here!
Damn you, Tanpopo!
Guess I'll just go up in the mountains...
Maybe that isn't a good idea.
But sometimes, when I was traveling, I had to do it in the bushes...
No, wait.
No, I can't wait anymore!
OK, this'll work.
Hey there!
What are you doing here?
No, well, you see...
Oh, man! Something's flying in the sky that you normally wouldn't imagine seeing flying in the sky!
Nee-sama!
So she knows exactly what I'm doing.
When Tanpopo arrived here, she couldn't keep up with me at all.
I guess that training's paying off.
I don't have time to think about that!
This is bad.
I'm almost at my limit.
When Tanpopo tripped back there, I was able to put some distance between us,
but she'll catch up soon.
Then...
Nee-sama wet herself!
Is this it?
Will my name be passed down, through Seiryou's long generations, as the girl who wet herself?
No! I'm not done yet!
There must still be a way!
Don't give up!
If you give up, it ends right here!
There must be some way...
I know!
If you want to hide a tree, you hide it in a forest, so if you want to hide pee, you hide it in water!
Jeez! Can't believe I slipped back there!
I fell into the river, and now I'm soaking wet.
That's...
Everyone!
Sui!
Rin Rin!
Sui!
Rin Rin!
You're back!
I'm back!
What happened? You're soaked.
Well, some stuff happened, and I ended up in the water...
In your clothes?
What?
Who cares?
So you came from Seiryou to train with Sui.
Yes, I wanted to be like my sister,
so I'm doing my best every day!
That's wonderful!
Here you go!
Skewered grilled river fish?
They smell good!
I fished them from the river out back just this evening, so I guarantee they're fresh.
The river out back? The one by the mountain?
Yeah, that's right.
I-I see.
You fished them there...
Let's eat!
They're good!
The salting on them is perfect.
I know! You must be using a new salt.
That's why they taste a little different.
No, I didn't change anything.
Yummy fish!
They taste different...?
What's wrong, Sui?
You don't want any?
I'm not that hungry right now...
What?
Sousou-dono wants us to join her?
Yes, she received an order from the Emperor to wipe out the Yellow Turbans,
and so she wants our peasant army to join her.
What are the Yellow Turbans?
It must be a group of people like Sui!
Those would be the "Muscleheads."
Hey.
The Yellow Turbans are fanatical groupies of the Three Chou Sisters.
Like the Chou Sisters, they wrap yellow scarves around themselves, symbolizing their support. So they're called-
Why?
Why do we need to wipe them out?
Did they do something wrong?
Yes. They used to be a group of loud, but mostly harmless, people.
But one day, they suddenly turned violent and got into a fight with government officials.
And ever since then, they've been attacking government offices,
forcing open their storehouses, and when they've eaten all their food, attacking another one.
Why are they doing that?
I don't know the details, but the rumor is that the Three Chou Sisters are urging them on...
I can't believe that!
Their songs were so fun, I can't believe they'd do something bad like that!
I don't want to believe it, either. But the order to wipe them out means that probably...
Everyone, thinking about it here won't help.
If the Yellow Turbans really are doing something wrong,
then we have to stop them.
But if they aren't,
then we can figure out what to do next!
That's right.
Ryuubi-dono is right.
Sitting here and talking about it won't help.
Then...
Yeah.
Let's head out!
Why do I have to stay here?
Of course you're staying here!
You're still in training.
You're staying with us to guard the village.
OK, Sui, Shion, guard the village while we're gone.
See you, then.
Be careful.
We depart!
It's kind of you to welcome us personally.
Since I asked you to come, of course I need to be courteous.
And you and I are close.
We should be friendly with each other.
Anyway, I was surprised to learn that my new retainers, Gakushin and her friends, knew you.
We met them in a village we stopped at during our travels...
Come to think of it, what happened to Teiiku-dono and Kakuka-dono?
They're serving me well. Teiiku is a strategist, and Kakuka is my bodyguard.
By the way, I see that your army still bears Ryuu's flag.
Well, I think I told you that that man wasn't the real Ryuubi. The real one was...
Yes, I'm aware. But in effect, you're leading the army now, right?
Shouldn't you use your flag?
Well, it's a long story, but I swore a vow of sisterhood with Ryuubi-dono, and now I'm her younger sister.
I see.
So you're forced into making your older sister look good.
I don't know if "forced" is the right word...
And we can use the old flag without having to make new ones!
Hey, don't tell her that!
You're late.
How long are you going to make me wait?
Enjutsu-dono!
Hey, you're that girl from...
A-Are you joining the army, as well?
Yup!
I'm here because I can't ignore an imperial order,
but bandit-hunting isn't really my thing.
So you guys go get 'em for me, OK?
See why I asked you to come?
Keifa, explain our situation.
The Yellow Turbans are presently gathered on this plain.
They've deployed in formation around the stage where their leaders, the three Chou sisters, are thought to reside.
Their numbers are estimated in the tens of thousands.
Estimated?
You don't have any hard numbers?
I'm sorry.
The Chou sisters have built a complete stage, and they sometimes perform, to raise morale perhaps.
Those hearing them join the Yellow Turbans, one after another, making an accurate count of their numbers impossible.
Even if they're an untrained mob, it will be a bit difficult, dealing with such a large force.
Yes.
Excuse me!
Kan'u-san!
Sousou-sama!
What?
Kada's here, wanting to see me?
I'm Hawawa!
I'm Awawa!
Together, the two of us are the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix!
Next time on Shin Koihime Musou, Episode 12:
The Generals Attempt to Suppress the Yellow Turban Rebellion.
It might not be a bad idea to try working in pairs like that.
Let's try it!
Yeah.
I'm Sei.
I'm Sui.
Together, we're Seisui!
Episode 12 The Generals Attempt to Suppress the Yellow Turban Rebellion
Why are you looking at me?
Watch us again, OK? And rewatch this episode!