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Kousonsan, Kousonsan... I just can't remember.
I can see the city!
That's the town that Kousonsan-san rules, isn't it?
Yeah. We're finally here.
I hope the sword that Hakukei-chan found is mine.
Episode 3 Kousonsan Fights Enshou!
I remember this road!
If you keep going, you'll reach the village where I grew up.
This is where Aisha told me her given name.
That's right, Rin Rin.
I'm amazed you remember.
Isn't that Shakudouzan Mountain?
Yeah, you and I went there to fight bandits.
Um...
Is it true that, to sneak in, you both hid in a small, cramped box, squirming atop each other?
Sei, what did you tell her?
Merely the truth.
Chou'un-dono, Kan'u-dono, Chouhi-dono.
Are you here to speak to our lord today?
Yes, tell her we're here to see her.
Of course. Kan'u-dono, your black hair is as pretty as always.
Excuse me.
You're so famous as the black-haired bandit hunter.
They were really praised you about it last time, too!
Yeah.
Just the black hair, though...
Hey, guys.
Oh, Touka!
Why are you traveling with Kan'u and her group?
Actually, Hakukei-chan...
Hey, the two of us are closer than that.
Use my given name, just like you did back when we put our desks together in school.
Huh?
What's wrong?
You haven't forgotten it, have you?
O-Of course I remember it!
Umm... it's...
Pa-Pa-Pa...
Paipai-chan!
It's Pairen!
That's what I called you when we were little, so I just...
That was when we were little!
Call me Pairen from now on.
Anyway, it's really been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah, remember when we went to Roushoku-sensei's place to play?
Yeah!
Wait, were you there then, Paipai-chan?
It's Pairen!
We went picking flowers together!
I remember the flower picking...
What's wrong, Sei?
Watching that makes me feel pretty bad for all those jokes about how hard she is to remember.
That's true. Ryuubi-san might actually be worse than you 'cause she doesn't mean any harm.
I remember!
This girl is Kousonsan.
Th-That aside... Chouhi, Kan'u, Chou'un, it's been a long time since I've seen you, as well.
Who is this?
Oh, is she your child, Kan'u-dono?
N-No!
That's right! Aisha has never been in the kind of relationship that could result in kids-
You're not helping!
The sword isn't here?
You see,
my lands were struck by a horrible famine last year.
We made do for a while, but I eventually ran out of options.
And, just a few days ago, I went to Enshou to borrow some foodstuffs.
But she'd heard of the sword I'd found and said that,
while she'd lend me the food, I'd have to give her the sword until I could repay her.
So you left it there?
I'm sorry!
If I'd known it was yours, I wouldn't have done it.
It can't be helped.
You didn't know.
No, now that I think of it...
That brilliantly crafted scabbard, that sparkling red jewel embedded in the tip...
It was definitely the scabbard that I saw at your house when we were little.
I should've noticed.
It's fine.
And you did it to save the people who were starving, right?
Then I can't complain.
Touka...
Yeah.
Regardless of the situation, if the sword's not here, there's no point in staying.
We wasted a trip of several days.
I never thought that it would vanish on our way here.
I don't know if she'll give it back, but our only option now is to go to Enshou-san and petition her.
Then I'll go with you and ask her, too.
Thank you, Paipai-chan!
It's Pairen!
Maybe I should give up on swimsuits that bare my stomach...
Toshi!
Hey, Iishe!
Knock first!
Someone's here for Reiha-sama. Do you know where she is?
The usual place, I'm sure.
There, there, that's just right.
Harder, harder!
Reiha-sama!
What is it, Iishe?
Don't interrupt my relaxation time.
Why not? You spend all your time relaxing anyway.
What did you say?!
Um, Kousonsan-dono's been waiting...
I know.
That impoverished viceroy... She can wait as long as we please.
Oh, Kan'u-san. You're here, too?
You're late, Enshou!
How long were you going to make us wait?
Oh, Kousonsan-san, aren't you being a little haughty, given your debt to me?
Um, Enshou-san...
You're Ryuubi-san?
I've heard your story.
You want me to return that blade, don't you?
Yes.
No.
That's my insurance, should she default.
If you want it back, then repay me for all the food you borrowed.
Enshou, please!
I'm begging you.
I refuse.
Normally, I'd say that, but I'm bored.
If you can defeat us in a game, I'll return it to you!
A game?
First Battle for the Sword
The battle for the sword, begun at Enshou-sama's whim, is about to commence!
Who will be victorious?
Will it be the elegant, beautiful Enshou-sama of the famous En family?
Or the poverty-stricken viceroy that no one remembers, Kousonsan?
Why, that little...
The first match begins right after this!
The first match begins right after this!!
Wow, she wasn't kidding!
Our first match is a test of knowledge between Ganryou and Shokatsuryou!
Shuri may have a flat chest, but she's really smart!
She won't lose to someone with a 34 mind stat!
...may have a flat chest...
...a flat chest...
...chest...
Don't think that Toshi's mind stat will stay 34 forever.
She read all the books that Reiha-sama gave her, and it went up to 36!
Lately, both her mind stat and her waistline have been going up-
You're not helping!
The category for round one's battle of knowledge is Enshou-sama's secrets!
Question 1! What color is Enshou-sama's underwear today?
Black!
Correct!
Zero
One
One
Zero
Question 2! What magic spell does Enshou-sama perform before bedtime to avoid bad dreams?
She turns her pillow over and hits it three times.
Correct!
Two
Zero
Question 3! When was the last time she went #2?
Three days ago.
Correct!
Two
Three
And now, the final question!
How old was Enshou-sama when she stopped wetting her bed?
Twelve.
Correct!
100 to 0!
Ganryou wins a flawless victory!
She got us.
I'm sorry. It wasn't a topic I was at all interested in...
It can't be helped.
It was all stuff no one would want to know, anyway.
Why do I feel vaguely ill, despite our having won?
You're imagining things!
Our second match is eel-catching!
The winner is the one who catches the most eels in this pool!
However, you're not allowed to use your hands to catch the eels!
You must catch them between your breasts!
Aisha, that's you.
Why are you looking at me like I'm the obvious choice?
Show them the power of the well-endowed!
That's right... This competition is far too difficult for me or Rin Rin-chan.
Shuri too?!
What's wrong?
Decide who's going to do it.
Or are you going to forfeit?
I'll go!
But Ryuubi-dono...
The purpose of this fight is to regain my sword.
I can't let you do it all yourselves!
All right, get ready!
Hey, don't run away!
Wait!
Stay put!
Not there!
No, it's too big!
D-Don't move!
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
The results are in!
With a score of 13 to 11, the winner is Ryuubi!
Bigger really is better!
All right!
They're exposed! They're exposed!
Good match, Toshi.
Iishe.
If only the game had been to grab them with your belly rolls, you'd have had the bigger advantage.
I would not!
Match three!
Arm wrestling!
Match four!
Tongue twisters!
Yuan Shao sells seashells by the seashore!
Yuan Shao sells seashells by the seashore!
Yuan Shao sells seashells by the seashore!
Imitations!
My chest is flat, but my belly sticks out!
I'd never say that!
Toshi, have you put on some weight?
What's in the box?
It's moving!
It was wet and slippery!
Staring contest!
Bean carrying!
And next...
Clam-matching!
Clam-matching!
I'm not really sure what you're thinking of,
but clam-matching is a nobleman's game in which you split a bunch
of clamshells apart, separate them, and then match them.
It's nothing naughty.
I-I wasn't...
Cosplay competition!
I don't really know if I like this...
Smile, Koumei-chan! Smile!
That's right, Shuri.
We get points for a good impression.
You can shake Rin Rin's hand live!
Why do I have to do this?
We've had many challenges today, and the score is a tie: 150 to 150!
The last match awaits. What will it be?
And in the end, who will attain the glory of victory?
I guess I have no choice but to enter myself.
The final match will be...
ladies' sumo wrestling while wearing the famous En-family swan loincloth!
Aisha.
Stop doing that!
I-I know, Rin Rin, why don't you take this one?
I'd be fine with just a loincloth, but I'm not really up for the whole swan thing.
Then Ryuubi-dono...
Mother's dying wish was that I never sumo wrestle while wearing a swan loincloth!
Your mom's alive!
Give up, Aisha!
Hold it!
I shall go!
Pairen-chan!
This is partially my responsibility.
Leave this to me.
But...
Don't worry, I thought this might happen,
so I brought a white horse loincloth, befitting my name as the White Horse General.
I shall not lose to any mere swan!
That's not really the issue.
You, wreathed in white loincloths, are now to stand on the hard soil-colored ground.
Old woman...
No matter who wins this battle, the result will be carved into the annals of history.
Let's get going!
Ready! Set...
Go!
The two have struck head-on!
Not bad.
But how about this?
Enshou strikes with a fierce attack!
But Kousonsan is still in the game!
I can see it...
Even my old, blind eyes can see it.
What a fierce battle!
Now I'll show you my true power!
Toshi, the swan's eyes turned bright red!
Reiha-sama is serious!
Look at the naughty... I mean, the powerful hip thrusts of Enshou!
Is this... Is this the power of an ancient clan?
Am I done for?
Will it end for me here... A poor girl no one remembers or notices?
It was always, always like that.
No matter how high I raised my hand, the teacher never called on me.
Even when I went shopping with my parents, they'd forget I existed and leave me behind.
All those days when my only friend was my white horse...
What's wrong, Sei?
Hakukei-dono's heart is beginning to fill with negative ki.
Wh-What's going to happen?
Given how small she is, when that negative energy overflows,
it will become an incredible power!
Secret Technique: White Horse Comet Fist!
Th-The winner is Kousonsan!
I won!
I won!
Now no one will be able to forget me!
That's true. She's left an impression that will follow her for the rest of her life.
Y-Yeah...
Is this really an OK ending?
Y-Yeah, I guess so.
She seems happy.
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
What?
The sword isn't here?
What do you mean?
Actually, a messenger came from Reiha-sama's cousin, Enjutsu-sama, yesterday...
Hello, Choukun-san.
Is Miu-san doing well?
Yeah, so well that she's hard to keep a handle on.
Glad to hear that.
So what brings you here today?
We heard that you'd acquired a splendid sword.
Oh, my. People are talking about it already?
Yes.
My lord is very interested and asked me to offer you this
extremely rare robe, that idiots can't see, in exchange.
There's nothing there.
Enshou-sama, you're not saying you can't see it, are you?
D-Don't be silly!
Of course I can see it!
Of course!
This color, this feel... This lovely pattern...
You could search the capitol of Rakuyou for years and never find such a splendid robe.
Th-That's true.
It's beautiful.
Iishe, you think so, too, right?
It's truly splendid...
Then you'll trade it for the sword, won't you?
And so we did.
I stopped them!
But Reiha-sama...
But then why did you agree to a game?
I had to!
I didn't think I was going to lose!
It's your fault for winning.
Enshou! Why, you...
Fine.
You won. So Kousonsan-san,
you can forget about having to pay me back for the food I lent you.
Now we're even, right?
That's not the issue!
I-
But Touka...
Enshou-san.
Wh-What?
I'm going to go see Enjutsu-san.
I'll have her return the blade to me herself.
I-I see...
Understood.
I'll write a letter explaining the matter. Take it and go.
But it's late, so you can stay here tonight.
What are you doing?
Get the banquet ready!
I'm going to change.
While I do, prepare our best wine and food.
Right!
This is a feast!
Well, we'll be going.
Kousonsan-dono, you've been very helpful.
Touka, be careful on your way.
I'll be praying you get your sword back.
Thank you, Paipai-chan!
Don't get it wrong.
It's Pairen!
Let's get going ourselves.
Um, everyone?
I've heard that it's a long way to the town Enjutsu-san rules.
Is it really OK for you to go so far?
If it's troublesome, I can go alone...
No, it's too late for that.
We've already started.
We'll follow you to the end.
Indeed.
All of you...
You know what they say, the more...
The more...
The more you know it's going to be merrier!
That's it!
Why... Why is everyone laughing?
Iishe, what do you think?
This robe that idiots can't see... Does it look good on me?
It looks great! Especially that little pink pouch on the chest.
Of course! Of course!
Now that I'm feeling good, let's do the preview.
Next time on Shin Koihime Musou, Episode 4:
The Three Chou Sisters Acquire the "Crucial Keys to the Way of Peace."
Huh, I wonder why I'm tearing up. I can't see...
Episode 4 The Three Chou Sisters Acquire the "Crucial Keys to the Way of Peace."
Watch us again, OK? And rewatch this episode!