[HorribleSubs] Kaiji - Ultimate Survivor - 07.ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
The ship of hope, Espoir.
It sails in the sea of darkness filled with despair.
Nearing the end of Restricted Rock Paper Scissors,
a man named Funai whom Kaiji had encountered, stepped out...
...and suggested that they shuffle and redistribute the cards.
That would completely ruin Kaiji's strategy...
...of winning by hoarding both Rocks and Paper!
But...
We'll join in too.
It was a bitter decision for Kaiji.
You sure took your time in deciding.
Well, how many cards do you have?
Even though it would destroy their strategy,
unless they joined this circle,
Proclamation
there is no way they can survive this battle.
Thus, as long there's still a chance to play, hope is not lost.
Kaiji is betting on that narrow route to survival.
69 cards.
This is an advantage of reshuffling.
Those who have been hoarding cards can be forced out...
...like badgers from their holes.
Now, the number of cards should match in numbers of the display.
Or so everyone thought.
But...
They don't tally.
38 Rocks, 37 Papers...
But only 12 Scissors.
We are short by three.
What then?
Are you suggesting that someone in this group is hiding cards?!
No, I doubt it.
Think about it.
If we set the rules that you can only play...
...with the exact number of cards that you declared,
the guy with three extra cards would be sabotaging himself.
It's probably one of them!
Whatever it is...
He's in that group, holding on to Scissors.
An unknown, X.
Let's put that aside for now.
It'll be fine as long we don't play against him.
Ok, let's begin then.
There's still a winning chance.
As long as we check the other cards that were redistributed,
we can find out which card has the greatest winning probability!
With our large number of 69 cards,
we're the only ones with that ability.
For example, before the shuffle,
given the deck of 30 Rocks, 5 Scissors, and 34 Papers,
there is an 80% probability for the Rocks to win.
As long as the quantity of each card is known,
the winning card can be predicted.
The question is in being able check the cards...
...in the shortest time possible.
Right, I'll deal them.
Everyone, use your fingers to indicate how many cards you had.
Once I finish dealing, we'll begin playing again.
First, two cards for me.
Takada had five cards.
You had three cards and your neighbour had one.
One card over there and two cards here.
And finally...
Kaiji and gang had 69.
With this...
We're done.
Alright, let's restart the game!
Funai!
Sorry about that but let's settle it later.
I have to find opponents before there are none left.
You!
Kaiji! We have to gather them quickly!
Darn it!
Darn it! Darn it! Darn it!
Anyway, you don't belong to the kind who would make it.
Restricted Rock Paper Scissors is a brutal game,
where only the strong survive by driving out the weak and foolish.
The weak are nothing more than bait!
Those who sink and those who float...
In the midst of the cheering and screams...
After the shuffling, out of the thirteen players,
seven were weeded out in only one minute.
But it was a crucial minute of their lives!
Kaiji had an unfortunate delay in starting!
32 Rocks, 3 Scissors and 34 Papers.
A total of 69 cards, no mistake about that.
And...
34 Rocks, 8 Scissors and... 34 Papers?!
We have 34 Papers too.
The Papers are accounted for.
Excluding three unknown Scissors cards and our own cards,
the cards remaining on this floor, are...
Two Rocks and two Scissors.
In other words, if we play using Rocks,
we can get two wins and two draws.
Or four straight wins!
If we can get rid of the Scissors in our 1st and 2nd games,
then what's left is to get rid of the Rocks using Paper.
The four remaining cards are with...
...Funai, the two over there and that four-eyed guy.
They have one card each.
I must do this before everyone finishes challenging each other.
This is the last attempt!
Don't say that and accept my challenge.
B-But...
Funai.
You needn't force him if he doesn't want to play, right?
What did you say?
How about playing against me?
You must be joking!
Darn it!
Want to play against me?
You won't get anywhere by sitting around.
You'll have to play sometime.
Isn't that right?
So, let's have a game.
Hey! Are you stupid, four-eyes?
This guy was buying cards!
He can predict what the winning cards are with his deck!
To play against him is as good as suicide!
It's over! No one will accept our challenge...
Darn it!
Kaiji!
Doomed!
Our last line of hope has been severed!
I don't know what to do anymore!
Completely doomed!
It was already over...
...the minute the others knew you were hoarding cards.
Naturally, you'd sink.
You can now duel among yourselves for the remaining time.
What are you doing?!
You scum!
Stop fighting!
Back off!
Using despicable means all this while! You scum!
Stop!
I was just defending myself.
Kaiji!
That's right! Dirty tricks are all you know!
Fool!
There are no morals when it comes to winning!
Stupid fool!
To start with, you interfered with other's pre-...
I mean, their opponents!
Leave this fool alone!
What was the word you wanted to say just now?
You almost let the wrong word slip out, didn't you?
What you were about to say, was...
"You interfered with other's prey."
In other words, you were confident of winning.
You had full assurance of victory over that guy.
You tried to set him up!
Your card is Scissors, right?
W-Well...
I have 34 Paper cards.
The display also shows 34 Papers.
So, there are no Papers in circulation on this floor.
If Funai is confident of winning,
then your card has to be a Scissors.
Did anyone with one remaining card lose to Funai just now?
I did.
What did you play?
Scissors.
Is this a coincidence, Funai?
Both opponents you played or wanted to play against...
...had Scissors as their last card.
These conditions show very clearly that...
...you set yourself up to win while shuffling the cards!
What proof do you have?!
Con artist! Traitor!
That's a lie! Have you any proof?!
Is this allowed?!
He's trying to frame me because he hates me!
He's just trying to mess up the arena!
That's enough blabber to cover up your fraud!
Looking at it objectively, you're obviously guilty!
In that case, prove it! Show me the proof!
There are at least three suspicious things that you did.
What?
The first thing.
After gathering everyone's cards,
you checked the quantity of each type of card.
That was unnecessary, considering our situation...
...of being pressed for time.
You only had to count the total number of cards and deal them.
You deliberately counted each type of card...
...for your own motives and convienence.
That was to mark them.
You put a mark on the cards you wanted.
Am I wrong, Funai?
That's crazy! You're thinking too far into this.
Here it is, a scratch mark on the back.
T-That's just a scratch!
Of course they'd be a little scratched after so many dealings!
After marking the cards, you pretended to shuffle them,
then dealt Rocks to yourself and Scissors to your targets.
I wasn't the only one who shuffled!
There's no way I could have cheated!
The shuffling was merely a diversion tactic.
By using the shuffle to divert our attention...
...and making someone else cut the deck,
you gave us a false sense of fair play.
As long as the redistribution at the end was done by you,
it doesn't mattter who cut the deck!
The second thing.
The last shuffle.
Why did you put the cards on the floor to mix them?
S-So that everyone could see that it was fair,
and to mix it better...
Wrong.
You pretended to mix them,
but were actually picking out the cards you had marked.
You're just picking on my every move!
In that case, let me ask.
Why were they distributed at random?
The third thing.
After shuffling, you put two cards in front of yourself first,
then instead of going clockwise or anti-clockwise,
you gave out the cards in random order.
There's only one reason for distributing it that way.
The reason was to give the marked Scissors cards...
...to your targets who had only one card!
Don't believe this nonsense!
He's the real swindler who tried to hoard the cards!
Funai, it doesn't matter if I'm a swindler or a murderer.
But facts don't change.
Shut up!
Funai, you scum. Don't take us for fools!
T-Takada, it's a misunderstanding!
Darn it. How dare you?!
That was mere speculation!
Traitor!
From then on, everyone refused to play against Funai.
His strategy had gone to waste.
It was ruin, brought about by underestimating Kaiji!
Funai is completely isolated.
Although Kaiji had his revenge,
his own situation did not change for the better.
With every second closing in,
Kaiji and his gang's possibilities for a chance at survival...
...draw narrower.
In their hallucinating states,
their surroundings shrink to become a suffocating space.
The situation was a dead end,
that led to a darkness called death.
Why aren't they playing?
Yeah, come to think of it...
I see!
They're not playing, not because they don't want to.
It's because they can't!
Once I announced that all the Paper cards are in our possession,
the illusion of fair play was lost.
What?
Excluding our cards,
the only cards in circulation are Rocks and Scissors.
A guy with only Scissors can't possibly play, right?
Those guys have two stars each.
Right now, they're at the fine border between heaven and hell.
That's why they can't make a move.
If Scissors is stuck, Rocks can't be played either...
It's a looped situation.
No, there might still be a way out...
Don't give up! Think!
There must be something!
There must be something for the purpose of survival!
In order for us to survive, we must either win three games...
...with the three remaining guys besides Funai,
or place a large bet for three stars with Funai,
who possesses a number of stars.
In winning that way, we may get nine stars in total.
But isn't the reason for our sufffering now...
...because we can't even do that?
There is a way to make them want to play.
The problem lies elsewhere.
Even, odd, even...
And there's the unknown, X.
It's complicated no matter how I look at it.
Wait!
Kaiji?
- Kaiji? - I found it!
The ultimate escape route...
The winning strategy!
But it's definitely the last resort.
Even if all goes well,
we'll have to go through hell once.
If possible, I'd choose to avoid such a gamble.
But we haven't a choice.
Time is running out.
We can't be too selective.
Listen, everyone! I have a suggestion!
At this rate, time will only run out...
...and everyone will be left with two stars at best.
There is only one way.
That is to play against me!
But you guys have such a large number of cards!
You have so much variety,
but we have only one card and no other choice!
That is why I am forfeiting that freedom.
I'll shuffle these three cards and line them up like this.
Following which, you get to choose which card I play.
You make it sound ideal,
but don't you already know what cards we have?
You can display a different card while selecting them,
such as putting out three Rocks to kill my Scissors.
Even with shuffling, it still might be a trap!
I will show you all three cards.
You pick one card.
After the result, you may check the other two cards.
This way, there will be no means of cheating.
This way, no matter how small the possibility,
the three of us have a chance of victory.
And you have a chance to win and get rid of your last card.
It's the only way!
What chance is there if you don't fight now?
If I beat Funai and the other two,
I'd have no need to play against you.
And just like that, you'd lose your chance at survival.
Is that acceptable?
That's right! We have to move forward!
To stop would mean death!
Set!
The way to win, is forward!
Open!
We... We did it!
Don't take it personally.
Next, Takada! Come on!
By hesitating, you're just wasting time!
Check!
The two of them don't know how Kaiji won.
Set!
But since Kaiji declared a winning strategy,
they believed there had to be a hidden trick somewhere.
Open!
This is the second win!
Alright! I survived!
Next!
Okay.
K-Kaiji!
It's alright. Everything is going as planned.
According to plan?
Open!
Alright!
Alright! I did it!
Next!
Huh?
I get it!
It didn't matter who won or lost in these three matches!
The only aim was to set up a large gamble with Funai.
Come on, Funai!
Let's settle this.
Our inevitable showdown.
Settle?
Yeah.
I'll make you pay back for each time you betrayed me.
Five minutes more to go.
Let's go for broke.
The total sum of five stars from the three of us!
What?!
It is the final match of Restricted Rock Paper Scissors.
The time limit to hell is just round the corner!
Next, Iron Hammer.