The Melancholy of Haruhi-chan Suzumiya - Ep09 [Kirakira] [E819955F].ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Here we go!
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The Melancholy of Haruhi-chan Suzumiya
Episode 9
Episode 9
So far, the SOS Brigade Quizzes have always ended with
Kyon attempting to blow himself up.
So to avoid that, we're going to try doing a drama.
You’re making it sound like I was trying to!
Now, each of us will share a story idea.
You go first, Kyon.
Me?
You're not even listening!
Hmm, let's see...
Sounds stale, but...
How about the story of a dying hero?
Th–There's a good one!
Amazing. She actually likes it.
Right, like he's told that his days are numbered.
That's good, Kyon.
Really, really good, Kyon.
Stop praising me.
It's embarrassing.
Your turn, Koizumi-kun.
Let's see if you can outdo Kyon.
Maybe a love-hate daytime soap opera could be interesting.
Bloody plunders of love!
Love turned to hatred!
That's just it!
What is what?
My eyes are getting blurry.
But I'll be fine.
Blurry eyes don't sound "fine" to me.
Otaku.
Maid.
Aiming for the otaku market!
Supply and demand!
Welcome, master.
This doesn't even make sense anymore!
WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE
Haruhi-chan got taken away by ambulance.
WHEE
Next day
WHEE
Next day
WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE
Haruhi-chan got taken away by ambulance.
WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE
Haruhi-chan got taken away by ambulance.
Script
I've written a story based on the key ideas you all provided.
You all need to read the script.
Script
The title is The Gift of the Maid II: Stealing Love within a Month of Death!
Why a sequel?
And the subtitle sounds like a variety show.
You can tell that it's a kung-fu action drama.
We can't!
Where are we supposed to see that?
Well, it's about plundering love.
Somehow, it sounds refreshing all of a sudden.
All of the characters are maids!
Us too?!
These people love maids and will have fist fights over who's the best.
Surely there is a more maid-like way for them to decide.
And they all have a month left to live?
The things they do when they're dying...
You're the one who said it! Die now!
Huh? And what about the plundering of love?
Will there be a couple born?
That would be the two winners, of course.
I thought so.
But Kyon-kun and Koizumi-kun are the two winners.
Well, the men are most likely to win in a serious fight like this.
Good boy, Muu-chan.
WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE
Mikuru-chan got confused and stopped thinking.
WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE WHEEEEE
Mikuru-chan got confused and stopped thinking.
It seems that Nagato and I are the first to fight.
Indeed.
First scene, Nagato's air chop.
We are looking for realism here so no pulling any punches.
Kyon will suffer twenty-six fractures from this attack.
Later, after powering up by using Medical Energy,
Kyon barely defeats Nagato.
Huh? I seem to be dead in this scenario.
Swing
Swing
Swing
Swing
Swing
Swing
Swing
Swing
Swing
WHEE
The day of shoot- ing
WHEE
The day of shoot- ing
Chop.
WHEEEEEEE
After being defeated by Nagato's air chop,
WHEEEEEEE
Kyon uses Medical Energy (special effect explosion)
I'm turning into light!
WHEE
and scatters in the air.
Another explosion after all.