Hare+Guu - 26.ssa (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
What is this... a robot?
He is your partner that will share the rest of your life with you.
I don't get it!
Why me!?
Let's be friends.
It's them.
What will you do?
Fight with him?
Or...
Dammit, I'll go for it!
Wow!
His character designs are great as always...
The animation staff is pretty great, too.
I'm looking forward to what happens from here on!
Mo... er, the people in my house, won't let me watch.
Is it amusing?
Yeah! It's totally okay as a first episode!
You otaku.
Well excuse me!
Oh, I should be getting home soon.
I see...
Please give my regards to your family.
Okay.
So... can I come by again?
Oh, it's not that I'm asking just for the TV.
Of course, Haré-kun, Guu-chan.
Hey, Guu...
Can you go back to the house ahead of me?
I just want to talk with Grandma a little bit more.
Oh...
So you have yet to reveal your true identity...
...yet you see her repeatedly only for your own gratification... like parent, like child.
What's that about? You say it in a way that could cause a misunderstanding!
Am I wrong?
You're wrong!
Fine, you just don't want me to go, so I won't go!
Stubborn.
I don't want to hear that from you.
You know... wouldn't you feel embarrassed about revealing your identity at this point?
I missed a good opportunity to tell her.
Nothing like a tsukkomi that misses the chance to deliver a punch line.
It's not a manzai routine - wait, I'm the tsukkomi!?
So Guu is the boke?
So shocking!
Cut it out! So shocking!
I do want Mom and Grandma to make up...
But I don't want to force it.
I want the two of them to patch things up on their own.
Mom's at the heart of this, but I don't know how she feels at all...
Hey! What are you doing, Guu?
I'm talking about something important here!
Hey, Mom?
I know it's weird for me to ask...
...but why did we come back here?
Why?
Because I wanted to come back.
You know...
What? You want to go back now, too?
To the jungle.
Over... It's All Over
The jungle, huh...
I wonder how everyone is doing.
The memories are coming back...
What the hell is that cheap prop for!?
Please, stop playing with my feelings.
Even without you doing this, I have so many things on my mind.
Oh, like what?
Like, what did Mom mean by all of this, or how long we're going to stay here...
...or how are Marie and Ravenna and Laya and the others are doing...
I want to know, and it would be nice if I could drop by there and hurry back here...
Then, I will rid you of your worries.
What, the Chinchikurin Stick again?
No.
To gain more viewers for the show, we're introducing a new item.
See, you're an otaku, too.
It only takes an instant if you ride a robot.
That's impossible.
In the first place, where is there a robot around here?
Well, wait a minute, I'll prepare it now.
Prepare it?
Eh? Is this the cockpit?
What should we do, Seiichi-kun?
Let's hurry up and clean up this place.
You know, it's pretty cluttered.
We need to hurry.
Yoohoo, Haré-Haré.
Thanks for what you did the other day.
These two... How did they clean up this place, and how did they get this all ready?
What's wrong? Pilot this thing to your heart's content!
Shut up!
Well now, Haré-kun, we cleaned up just for this, so let's have a good time with it, okay?
That's right. You've got the wrong groove for this, Haré-Haré.
I hate coming here because I always feel like I'm the odd one.
C-Come to think of it...
Where's Yamada-san?
You called?
She's totally blended in!
And there's no tension here at all!
I-It looks like you've gotten used to living here, Yamada-san.
Well, yeah.
When you get the hang of it, it's a breeze.
The hang of it?
It's best to not think about anything when you're here.
Can you actually say that you're living as a human when you do that?
When you get used to it, living like this is easy.
A useless person.
Not good... if I stay here for too long, it's dangerous.
I'll hurry up and play around for a little while so Guu feels satisfied, and get the heck out.
A-All right...
Which one is the main lever?
Oh well.
Anyway, let's go!
Somehow, it really feel like I'm operating a robot!
Oh, Guu-sama, are you stepping out?
No it doesn't!
What's wrong?
Well, it's lacking oomph. It would feel more like it if there was some grand action or something...
But more than that, it's impossible to get to the jungle at this slow speed.
Then push the B button.
The B button?
This one?
What...!? What's going on!?
Look beside you, at the mirror to your side.
Let me down!
...I've had enough.
Now, don't say that.
Oh, but what does the A button do?
The romanticism of robots will take shape!
A rocket punch or something?
The romanticism of robots.
That is, self-destruction!
Time left until detonation:
Stop it! 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
I-I've been spared...
What's with you!? I wanted you to feel the romanticism!
Don't be cute about snapping at me!
Meow!
That's enough.
I've had enough with the robot.
I won't say that I want to go back to the jungle ever again.
You're fine with not being able to see them ever again?
I don't want that...
Not being able to see them again? That's...
I mean, in either case, I can't stay in either place.
I do want to go back to the jungle, but there are reasons for me to stay here also...
Geez, you really cause me so much trouble, meow!
All right, I have no choice but to rewrite the program.
Wait, what random thing are you...
Wow! It's the school! It brings back memories!
Sorry to borrow it for so long,
You're done with it now?
Yeah, I already bought the other book, Now, hurry up and control it.
Yeah, I already bought the other book, What's this controller?
This is a great book, isn't it? What's this controller?
It's the remote-control for Gupta!
You know, stop with those kind of jokes!
You can have a conversation through the mic on the controller.
Mic?
Oh, you're right.
But to suddenly have a conversation...
Hey, hello, Gupta?
How are you doing?
What's wrong?
Something like a mosquito...
Useless!
Now, now, control him just like Guu commands.
Now, move forward.
Oh, sure, right, right.
Now, stop.
Now, move back.
Stop.
I found a coin.
Oh, you're right.
That seemed natural, didn't it?
It was so natural that I couldn't see anything unusual!
Listen up, okay? The amazing thing about this game is in the hidden commands.
This isn't a game.
Just push A, A, B, A, B. Something good will happen.
That better be true.
Sure, sure!
See?
I don't care about that!
Now, let's try Lazy next.
Everything is okay just by you saying "Let's do it"!?
This is too arbitrary! It's unsettling!
Geez, Big Brother, you need to wake up for your meal, at the least!
I'm up, I'm up...
Geez...
As always, he's asleep...
Oh, but if I pushed this switch, he might wake up.
What's wrong?
Is something on my face or something?
Something good needs to happen! Something, anything!
It's not all that good...
Don't you say that!
After all, it's not that much fun unless it's someone close to you!
It's not a problem of whether or not this is fun!
We need to use this person.
Who?
Letters?
Let's control Weda!
S-S-S-Stop it! I've had enough of...
What did you do? What did you do? What did you do? What did you do? What did...
We're going back to the jungle.
We're going back to the jungle.
The story so far:
Haré is a clumsy, foolish, perverted young boy.
In front of him appears Guu, a lovely and pretty girl, and for some reason they start to live together.
It's the beginning of a lovey-dovey, heart-racing life!
That's completely wrong!
What's wrong? You wanted to go back home so much...
That's true, but there are parts of me that don't want to...
Which is it?
Well, um, if I had to decide...
Then, we're going back. Well, um, if I had to decide...
Then, we're going back.
It's been decided now!
I haven't said anything!
Kids listen to what their parents have to say.
O-Okay...
W-Why?
That's right!
If I use Guu's controller once more...
Here.
All right...
Haré!
Mom!
I reserved the tickets. Flight's tonight.
The situation got worse!
M-Mom, seriously, hold on a second here.
This is all because of Guu's controller.
It's not that you really want to go back to the jungle, Mom...
Ojou-sama!
Ojou-sama, say it isn't so!
Please tell me that it's all a lie!
Say it's a lie, a bad dream, a little mischievous prank you pulled!
It's been 11 years since you left this house, Ojou-sama!
It's been 11 years for me!
How many times I've dreamt of bowing down to you in this mansion, to serve you, Ojou-sama!
And now! Finally!! I am able to be at your side like this, Ojou-sama!
Ojou-san, will one suitcase be enough?
D-D-D-D-Did I do something that displeased you?
More than enough things.
I've already decided!
Impossible! Impossible! Impossible...
H-H-H-Hold on a second, Mom.
What is it?
Well, this isn't something to chat about while standing.
Actually, we're already sitting, but all that aside, how about some tea?
That was really forced.
I'm desperate, you know.
Ojou-sama, you like milk in your tea, right?
I'd like her to cry or make tea, but not both at the same time.
I-I know!
I'm not sure if you know about this, Ojou-sama, but we're building a fountain in the west annex!
When it's done, it will be running a fountain of alcohol, not water!
You know, that's such a terrible lie that not even kids would fall for it.
How wonderful!
And she's taking it seriously!!
That's not all. Every faucet will be running alcohol!
Even the bath will be all alcohol!
I can't get enough of that!
But, I don't want it after all.
Why!?
Things that flaunt money like that are like my father. I don't like it.
Senpai, it's impossible. Our ojou-san is a tremendously stubborn person.
It's useless to try to hold her back.
What's with this "Tremendously stubborn," and how it's useless to hold her back!?
I'm the only one that can talk that way about Ojou-sama!
In any case, we're definitely going back!
Haré, gather your belongings and go change.
Ojou-sama!
Mother...
What? You still haven't changed?
Hurry up.
Yeah...
Guu.
I'm going to go see Grandma.
I have a feeling that if I don't see her now, I'll definitely regret it later.
Go ahead and go.
Thanks.
What's wrong, Haré-kun?
When we first me, you talked about your kids, right?
Y-Yes.
Do you still want to see your child?
Yes, of course.
Then, if you want to see her, I think you have to be the one to go out and see her.
She's somewhere near you, right? Then, it will take only a moment!
Me, when I feel that I want to see someone, I go out myself to see that person!
Because if I rely on someone else, the result isn't meaningful!
Did I say something that I shouldn't have?
Maybe I did.
U-Um...
Ah! I-I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I said something that I shouldn't have!
But, somehow, I felt like I really needed to say it...
No...
I'm sorry! There are all sorts of reasons why you wouldn't be able to see her...
I'm really sorry... for making you feel bad...
11 years...
For 11 years, I...
I hadn't been able to move at all from that day when she left this house...
Why wasn't I able to embrace her on that day?
That no matter who she was, no matter what she did, I would love her regardless...
Why wasn't I able to tell her that?
I guess...
...it's no good at this point...
It was too late after all.
Oh brother...
This is why humans always miss good opportunities...
That's true.
I always do things at the wrong time.
Haré!
Hurry!
We'll be late for our flight!
Mom!
What?
Well, um...
If I were, for some reason, no longer be able to live in the jungle village...
What would you do?
Why do you ask?
Well...
S-So, the other day, I met this person whose child left for somewhere else, just like that.
I wouldn't leave you alone.
I wouldn't make my child feel that way.
That's right.
I already have a child, and know how a mother feels...
I would never leave this child alone.
No matter how much she writes letters to me and says that she wants to see me, I won't believe it.
I'd leave the village with you.
Would things work out that easily?
There are always people who have fatally bad timing for everything.
T-That's right!
What would you do if you missed your chance, and you didn't make it in time?
If you didn't make it in time, and I had to be separated from you, Mom...
...if you couldn't see me anymore, what would you do?
I get it...
I have a child now, and know how a mother feels...
...so it's easy for me to imagine how hard it is, how sad it is, for your child to vanish from sight...
Every day I'm sure that I'd think about how I want to see you.
I would, too! I'd think about how I want to see you, Mom!
Why didn't I even try to understand how hard it was on my mother that day as well?
I want to see her too, my mother...
Besides, I have to give her a proper introduction to my son, someone I can be proud of.
Now then, you've got something that needs said here, right?
Welcome back...
I'm home.