Hare+Guu - 09.ssa (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Mekurumeku koshitsuki MUCHO
Kodomo nya kiwadoi AMIGO
Kisu shitara suikomaresou
Kowai mono mitasa TONIGHT
Ojikeduitara dame
Oshite osarete GOING
Dokkiri kibun ga iine
Chakkari asa made DANCING
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Yashi no kokage de tsukamaete
Jirashite tokoton tokoton
Gomen ne anata wa mou toriko
Nigerarenai Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
Koi seyo shounen shoujo tachi
Kirari hitomi ni hoshi irete
Umareta manma no jounetsu ga
Hibana chirasu Jungle Haré nochi Guu!
We will be leaving for a hunt soon.
Members of the hunt, please gather at the town square.
I repeat, we will be leaving for a hunt soon. Members of the hunt, please gather at the town...
I repeat, we will be leaving for a hunt soon. Members of the hunt, please gather at the town... I won't be back tonight, so make sure to take a bath and do your homework before you go to bed.
I repeat, we will be leaving for a hunt soon. Members of the hunt, please gather at the town... Yeah!
Borneo Kick!
Do the laundry!
Be careful of fires!
Yeah!
Rolling Fire!
Don't stay up too late!
Yeah! Don't stay up too late!
You seem too agreeable with all the "yeah's."
Are you answering without listening to me?
Yeah!
Are you stupid?
Yeah!
Get it?
You lose!
A Black, Big, Hard, Shiny, Smelly, Strange Noise Making Creature.
All right, let's go!
Ready, set, go!
All right!
Yeah!
Go! Yeah!
Go! Yeah! Apparently, it's better to go at night.
Go! Yeah!
She was saying how it was easier to catch the big ones.
The elder, in the past, shaved his chest hair and stayed up in the mountains in order to conquer his fear.
That's how he backed himself into a corner.
I see.
Mom doesn't look like that, but her hunting skills are second only to the elder.
She's pretty amazing.
Well, everyone has at least one good point.
At least one?
Why are you looking at me?
No reason.
Fine! I don't have any good points.
No, I think you have plenty.
Your good points.
It's not like I got good at this because I wanted to.
All right!
PSYCHO FIGHTER THREE!
Now I'm going to do just what I want!
FIGHT!
WIG!
YOU WIN!
All right!
It feels like it's been a while since I've been this relaxed.
I wonder why...
That's right.
My heart hasn't
Who's there!?
Hey.
W-W-W-What are you doing!?
What? Weda-chan isn't here? Then it was a waste of time for me to come here.
What did you just say a moment ago!?
Shut up! I'm stuck! Help me out!
Get out!!
I was lounging around. Give me back my relaxation time!
I came out here with sensual plans deep in my heart! I'm so disappointed!
Give me back my sensual feelings!
What do you mean, sensual!?
I'm not telling you.
Tell me!!
Haré!
Haré, are you up?
What's wrong, Rebecca?
Haré...
Haré, stay calm as you hear this.
The hunters have come back.
Eh? Already?
That was quick.
What's wrong?
Where's Mom?
About that...
Haré!
M-Mom is missing!?
Sorry, Haré.
But, our lives were in danger also.
But, why? What happened?
We were assaulted by a strange creature.
I ordered a retreat, but in the commotion, Weda...
She got separated from the group.
When we realized it, we all searched but couldn't find her.
Eh?
Don't worry. When the sun comes up, we'll go looking for her again.
It can't be! That's a lie!
What am I supposed to do if Mom is gone!?
Weda is alive.
Always, within my heart. Right?
Right? What do you mean, right?
That's jumping to a conclusion way too far ahead!
Don't throw your hope away!
I'm not!
They haven't even started looking for her yet!
Oh, is that so?
That's right!
My Weda!
Your?
I was at her side, and I couldn't protect my dear Weda!
I'm such a despicable guy!
Uighur?
Uighur? I'm a good-for-nothing guy after all!
I'm a good-for-nothing guy after all!
I'm not energetic like Gupta, or an airhead like Ravenna.
I don't have a Kansai accent like Toposte, and I'm not a cute character like Marie.
I'm not strange like Wadi...
I'm just a flat character who doesn't make any impression.
Y-You know... I'm just a flat character who doesn't make any impression.
It was a love never meant for someone with no character!
Laugh! Dammit, laugh at me!
You know, I think you have your own character...
Or rather, this is the first I've heard of Uighur being in love with Weda!
There's way too much here to comment on. I'm at a loss.
Just as I thought!
I don't even have the ability to crack a joke!
That's not what I mean. I don't even have the ability to crack a joke!
Nobody thinks you're boring, Uighur.
Actually, you're pretty funny.
That was something we found out just now.
Guys...
Thank you.
You know, there's no need to thank us.
If you're going to blame someone, blame the doctor.
Eh? Why?
The doctor is the source of evil in the first place.
More than one character has dropped into a supporting role since the doctor came to the jungle.
Come to think of it, actually...
Right, Haré?
Wait, you mean me!?
I will defeat our school doctor!
Eh? Me?
I challenge you, for the happiness of me and my Weda!
Why?
Don't act dumb, doctor. I'm going to be the one that protects Weda!
This is an unexpected turn of events. Don't act dumb, doctor. I'm going to be the one that protects Weda!
Don't act dumb, doctor. I'm going to be the one that protects Weda!
How romantic. I'm getting excited! Don't act dumb, doctor. I'm going to be the one that protects Weda!
How romantic. I'm getting excited! Then, you can protect her. I have nothing to do with this.
I never knew Uighur was so straightforward. Then, you can protect her. I have nothing to do with this.
I never knew Uighur was so straightforward. But, if Weda were to say that she wants to come to me, I wouldn't refuse her.
But, if Weda were to say that she wants to come to me, I wouldn't refuse her.
Heh! Women still like talking about romance so much... But, if Weda were to say that she wants to come to me, I wouldn't refuse her.
What's that supposed to mean? But, if Weda were to say that she wants to come to me, I wouldn't refuse her.
What's that supposed to mean?
What's that supposed to mean? All right, well said!
Yeah! Leave us alone! All right, well said!
Someone, at least stop one of them.
Then, we should duke it out fair and square! Someone, at least stop one of them.
Then, we should duke it out fair and square!
Then, we should duke it out fair and square! Oh, it's all your fault!
Have you been listening at all to what I'm saying? Oh, it's all your fault!
Have you been listening at all to what I'm saying? Guu, calm Uighur down!
No! There's no need for me to listen. Guu, calm Uighur down!
No! There's no need for me to listen.
Listen!
Don't talk back!
Who do you think is responsible? Who!?
Doctor!
You are the one person I will never forgive!
Huh?
I calmed him down.
...Oh, well.
Hey, elder, what kind of a strange creature was it?
Let's see...
It was like nothing we've ever seen.
To put it in words, it was like darkness, like despair - it was absolute blackness.
That was why I was caught off guard.
It was huge. Was it double my size?
It was unbelievably hard. The spear didn't go through its skin at all.
It was shining. Could those have been its eyes?
It stank. It was a smell I've never smelled before.
It was making a strange noise.
Wait a minute. What was it?
I don't have any idea.
In other words...
It's black...
...and big...
...and hard...
...and shiny...
...and smelly...
...and makes a strange noise.
A creature that is black, big, hard, shiny, smelly, and makes a strange noise...
I have no idea what it could be, but just hearing that much gives me a really bad feeling.
Okay!
The big, black, hard, shiny, smelly, and strange noise-making creature that I came up with is...
...this!
Exactly what part of that is a dangerous creature?
I mean...
...unlike what you see, it's really tough.
No, no.
The real big, black, hard, shiny, smelly, and strange noise-making creature is...
...like this!
Eh? You think so?
I'm sure that it is!
No matter how you think about it, this one looks stronger
This guy is cute!
Both of you are so unrealistic...
Let's think more realistically.
The creature that is black, big, hard, shiny, smelly, and makes a strange noise is...
...this!
What is that?
That's a human.
What part of that is real?
Yeah! Tell us!
Well, see...
All of you are so young.
The creature that is black, big, hard, shiny, smelly, and makes a strange noise...
In reality must be like this!
We won't accomplish anything by just sitting here debating.
That's right.
It's just getting us confused.
You know, after all...
the black, big, hard, shiny, smelly, and strange noise-making creature has to be...
...this.
What in the world are you drawing!?
Doctor! Mom is gone! Aren't you worried!?
It's someone else's problem after all, isn't it!?
Idiot! You're missing one important point.
Huh?
Can you find Weda by just making a big deal over this?
That's enough. Just stop it.
Guu...
What am I doing, getting all agitated by myself?
Pushing all my fears onto other people, taking out my aggression on others...
So, I'll draw it.
Huh?
How big is that creature?
They've been saying that it's big.
Big...
...any other characteristics?
It's hard, and shiny, and smelly, and makes a strange noise...
But what of it!? Don't make me say it so many times.
Big, hard, shiny, and smelly.
Oh no...
And it's all black, and makes a strange noise...
There.
How did so much time fly by?
If something happened to Mom during this time I was...
All right!
Haré! Where are you going!?
I've come in pretty deep, so where's Mom?
Mom...
W-W-W-What are you doing here?
I followed you.
Ugh. But I ran all the way here? How did you get here so quickly?
Let's set those details aside.
Don't set them aside. Bring them here.
Then we bring it here.
What I brought here, I shrunk and threw in the river.
Don't throw it in there. Pick it up.
What I picked up, I lit on fire.
Snuff it out!
On top of snuffing the fire out, I kneaded it and turned it into a ball, and ate it.
Wah! What are you doing?
Geez, what are we really doing?
Helpful Guu!
I'm not being helped.
You really want to find her no matter what?
Huh?
Do you really want to find Weda that much?
Of course I do!
Why?
Why? Do I need a reason!?
I mean...
This is my one and only mom...
I have to find her.
Hey, Haré, you always say...
...that if your mom wasn't around you'd be able to play games, read manga...
...eat snacks, and drink juice as much as you want... you're in heaven.
Hurray!
Ugh! Don't dance around so strangely!
Besides, you're always complaining about having to do her chores for her.
That may be true!
But, I'm sure that Mom faced plenty of hard times when I was little.
If Mom is gone, I don't know for who I would make meals and do the laundry and clean for.
Ah, I understand.
Eh? Guu, could it be that you're going to look for Mom?
By any chance, do you know where she is, Guu?
No. Just asking.
What's that supposed to mean!?
Hurray!
Don't avoid it! Hurray!
But, I think I'm glad that Guu came.
It's reassuring.
To be honest, this is the first time that I've come this far into the jungle.
Guu?
Shoes.
Why are there shoes here, of all places?
Could someone be committing suicide?
I'm reporting live from the jungle.
It's been an hour since we entered the jungle.
There's nothing left that can be called a road and what lies ahead of us could be called totally unexplored territory.
Hey, Guu... There's nothing left that can be called a road and what lies ahead of us could be called totally unexplored territory.
There's nothing left that can be called a road and what lies ahead of us could be called totally unexplored territory.
What are you playing?
Oh, what is that over there?
It's labeled, "The Genkai Sea of Tears."
Who does this tape belong to?
What was the person feeling as she listened to this song?
And, what is she doing at this very moment?
Hey, let's stop this...
Oh!
What?
T-This is... I definitely feel a human behind this.
Was the remorse she felt towards society what kept her standing here?
And here, we are going to witness...
...something even more startling!
Why do you know about the future as well?
Because the program is rigged.
That can't be true!
We're airing live.
That's not what I mean.
W-What?
A warning?
Geez, what is it?
We finally found you.
I'm glad you're safe.
Everyone else formed a search party and headed out.
Search party?
So Haré, you should go home at once.
But, Mom hasn't...
It's hard to conduct the search without stirring up the jungle animals.
That's right.
On top of that, we're facing a creature that's black, big, hard, shiny, smelly, and makes a strange noise.
But, I...
And Addy, I want you to go home too.
Eh? Why?
You don't love me anymore...
I see...
That's not it!
Then, why are you telling me to go home!?
That's because...
It's because you don't love me anymore, after all!
Um, Hello?
That's not it, Addy! Listen to me!
I'm worried about your well-being!
I want you to stay safe and sound.
I want you to live happily.
Chet...
Addy...
I'm sorry, Chet.
I was so foolish...
But, if I were to lose you, I'd rather die instead.
The same goes for me!
I'll absolutely, positively make sure I come back alive.
Really?
I promise.
Oh, Chet...
What is it?
If you want me, you have to catch me!
Oh! You said it! Wait up!
Someone's parent is missing, and what's with this lovey-dovey-ness?
I caught you! Someone's parent is missing, and what's with this lovey-dovey-ness?
Someone's parent is missing, and what's with this lovey-dovey-ness?
Geez, Chet, you're so perverted!
What was that, you?
So annoying!
Someone is barely breathing next to you, and you go off with your "mm's" and "ooh's" and "aah's" and "no's" and "silly's"!
Shut up!
What do you think the brink of death is, you two!?
I'm sorry...
There are things you're allowed to do, and things you're not allowed to do in front of someone injured half to death!
Actually, you seem pretty healthy.
Your existence itself is indecent exposure, so if you're going to make out, do it in your own home...
Mom! Hang on!
I...
What? Mom? What do you want to say?
Stop with the love-comedy.
Stop with the love-comedy?
And those were her last words.
It's no joking matter, so cut it out!
Addy! Chet! Call for everyone else! Hurry!
Roger!
Mom...
You're so badly injured.
Guu! Grab Mom's leg.
Let's carry her a little way towards the village!
Guu! Help me out!
There.
What is that?
The creature that's black, big, hard, shiny, smelly, and makes a strange noise.
In other words...
A bear.
A bear? That thing!?
A carnivorous mammal of the bear family.
It has muscular limbs, a large head, large ears and small eyes.
Its claws are very strong, and it's extremely dangerous when hungry.
That thing! That's what attacked Mom.
Damn you!!
Get Mom to the village, no matter what!
I trust you!
I'll buy you some time.
So weak.
You're in no position to talk.
She needs to hurry up and escape.
Oh, I'm in so much pain that I can't speak.
Run, Guu!
I don't really know what happened after that.
All I remember is...
Iron Claw...
Neck Hanging Tree...
Camel Clutch...
Argentine Backbreaker...
And the final blow against the bear...
A Bear Hug.
All outdated moves.
All I remember is that someone defeated the bear...
Who was it?
Oh, you've come to.
Mom!
Oh, don't raise your voice. It echoes in my wounds.
S-Sorry...
But, I'm so glad that you were all right.
Chet and Addy found us, and everyone carried us back home.
Oh, I see...
But still, that woman who defeated the bear...
I wonder who that was?
Hey, where's Guu?
You called?
W-What is that?
Fur coat.
H-H-H-How did you get it?
I found it.
It's wonderful. That's what you call a good find.
You found it?
Dinner's ready!
Okay!
Dinner?
Rebecca made our dinner today, since I'm like this.
Thanks for the food!
Haré, you're not going to eat?
What's in this pot?
Meat.
I don't know what it is...
...but there was so much meat that I shared it with everyone in the village.
I'm asking, what's the meat from?
It's just meat.
Tasty!
Tasty! That night, every household had a feast.
That night, every household had a feast.
NEXT EPISODE
Hello, Marie. Oh, you've changed your hairdo
Yea its really cute.
Hey, it's Gupta. Morning
But What's with that Hairdo? Why don't you get it cut?
Eh? The old hairdresser is scary?
That's not like you!
Oh, all right, someone tag along with him. Wait...
Oh, all right, someone tag along with him, Wait,,,,
There she is! The oid barber woman!
Where did she come from!?
Wah! She's totally talking to ghosts!
Gupta's not one for scary things.
Granny, you said you were caiied here. By who?
Eh? The soui of your oid man?
Scary!
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