Hare+Guu - 07.ssa (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
How the hips shake, mucho dizzying
Amigo, that's risky for a kid
If I were to kiss, I'd get sucked in
Tonight, I want to see something scary
Don't be afraid
Going from one push after another
The surprising feeling is nice
And you end up dancing till morning
LOVE LOVE LOVE
TROPICANA
Catch me in the shade under the palm tree
Make me wait, more than down to the limit
I'm sorry, but you're already addicted
From the jungle you can't escape! Haré+Guu!
Fall in love, boys and girls
Twinkle! Put a star in your eye
The passion, the way it was born
Makes sparks in the jungle! Haré+Guu!
Haré! Wake up!
M-Morning...
It's morning! Wake up, wake up!
What's wrong?
It's unusual that you'd wake up before me, Mom.
Did something happen?
Happy Birthday, Haré!
That's right, I'm turning 11 today. It's a little surprising.
Oh, why?
Usually, I think, "It's almost my birthday," from about a week before.
But this year, I'd forgotten until just now.
You're a strange kid.
You're not that old yet.
You're right.
I wonder why.
I don't know what's going on, but congratulations.
I see.
I haven't had time to think about birthdays and stuff lately.
Fantasy Jungle
I'm putting all my effort into making a feast, so be sure to come home early!
Okay! I'll be going now!
I give up...
Morning, Marie.
Congratulations, Haré!
Your birthday!
You remembered?
Of course I did! That's to be expected!
R-Really?
It's Haré!
Congratulations!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Yesterday, we were all debating what to get you as a gift.
Right?
Everyone? Even Gupta?
Although I'd forgotten until Marie mentioned it.
I can't possibly remember each and every single thing.
You say that, but you were really worried about what to get as a gift!
What's that!? You were the same, Uighur!
You don't need to blush. It's not like you...
It's cute!
Shut up, Ravenna! What part of me is blushing!?
You're blushing. You're blushing.
You're so blushing.
Shut up, all of you!!
Don't make so much noise so early in the morning!
I went to sleep at 4:00 AM!
Show some consideration, brats!
Wait, what time is it?
8:30.
You were able to sleep for 4 hours.
Shut up!
Don't think in terms of a teenage body!
I'm approaching 30, you moron!
Hey now, don't you think that's going too far on your son's birthday?
Birthday?
Haré turned 11 today!
Doctor, can you help celebrate?
It's okay, you don't have to.
Celebrate...
I'll think about it.
Wait there for a sec.
I wonder what he's going to give you.
Dunno...
I baked cookies!
Make sure to eat them!
I made pokute marmalade.
It's my gramp's recipe, so it's really tasty!
Wow! Thanks!
I got you the CD that you've been wanting for a while, Haré.
And I got you a video game.
Thanks, all of you!
Haré...
I made you some clothes, Haré!
Wow!
Open it.
Marie, you're so adept.
I wonder what it's like?
It's a parka!
Isn't it cute? Put it on!
Or rather, Marie, you're too adept.
I can't believe you're only 9.
But, I've seen this before somewhere...
This color...
It's the same one that I have.
If I recall, you made this one, too?
Yes!
I thought it would be so wonderful to have father and son wearing matching clothing...
To wear something matching the school doctor...
I don't want to wear something that matches you.
You can't say that! Not you!
What?
I don't like it! It's the worst to have something matching you!
I think it's the worst, too!
What!?
You guys don't like it...
I'm so happy about it!
You're happy about it too, right Doc?
Y-Yeah... I'm happy...
Come on, okay?
Yeah...
Anyway, here's your present.
You're really giving me one?
What is it? A book?
A book? You really seem like a father.
In which world does a father give a porn book to his son!?
Well, I thought it was about time...
For you, who has started climbing the ladder to adulthood.
What's with this stairway!?
Damn you, damn you, damn you!
What are you doing!?
Even I haven't read that one yet!!
I don't care, you perverted freak!
Don't make fun of porn!
Those that laugh at porn will cry from porn later!
Don't shout the word "porn" so much around here!
What's wrong with saying "porn"!?
What an amazing father...
And his son, too...
What's that, you call your own father a perverted freak... a perverted freak!?
I'm going to write a book about you! What's that, you call your own father a perverted freak... a perverted freak!?
I'm going to write a book about you! What the hell are you talking about?
You sex-crazy old geezer! What the hell are you talking about?
You sex-crazy old geezer! You know, you're my son, so that makes you a perverted freak also!
Today was fun.
Oh?
Other than what happened with the school doctor...
Can you believe he's an adult? I can't!
I wonder why Mom ever dated someone like him!
I don't get it at all!
I've been thinking all day...
Should I give you something, too?
Oh, it's all right.
The thought is enough, Guu.
Thanks.
Happy Birthday!
Oh, this is great.
Mom's home-cooked dinner.
It's so warm.
I'm happy about all the gifts I got from everyone...
I hope I can celebrate every birthday like this.
Present?
Of course it has to be something that you'd like to receive, or something that the person wants!
No matter how much it is, receiving something is always nice.
Mom's voice...
Haré's wish?
Guu-chan, what are you going to do by finding that out?
Guu?
She's still up?
Hm, I wonder what it is...
Come to think of it, he's been saying that he wants to hurry up and become an adult.
What's that?
Mom is saying something.
What a strange dream...
Oh, it's morning already.
The room is so bright...
What time is it?
I have to wake up mom.
Huh?
Why am I sleeping in the nurse's office?
My voice is funny... A cold?
What is this?
Is this me?
I'm the school doctor?
Happy Birthday!
Haré, you wanted to hurry up and become an adult, right?
Guu?
I-It can't be...
Yeah, a gift a day late.
Do accept it.
What's up with that!?
Hey, wait, don't go!
Put me back! Hey!
I'm going to cry...
Dammit!
What is this place?
A dream?
Doctor!
Doctor!
Doctor...
Is this a dream?
Doctor, let's sleep together.
Oh well, I guess a dream is all right.
What kind of a straight-ball dream am I having?
Doctor, you're so cute. I love you!
You're so warm. You smell like the sun.
You're able to study and cook.
You're a very good boy!
I'm so happy to be your mom!
What? That was just a dream after all?
Why was Weda my mom?
That's a strange dream.
Huh? My voice is funny...
Is something wrong?
W-W-W-Why am I sleeping with Weda-chan?
You don't want to sleep next to me anymore!?
W-Wait, Weda-chan, you're too aggressive!
W-What's going on?
What's this? Is this me?
It's really me?
Wait, this is my son!
What's going on!?
What's this? Is this me?
It's really me?
Wait, this is my son!
What's going on!?
I was sweating in my sleep. I think I'll take a bath.
Haré, let's take a bath together.
If you're not going to come with me, fine. I'll go with Guu-chan.
Guu-chan isn't around, either?
Oh, I'm so disappointed.
Wait, wait, I'll go, I'll go!
Wait!
Don't "Wait!"
Who's that?
Wait, is that me?
So you are the one in there!
You! Give me back my body!
I have a nice situation setup right now, but I can't do anything about it in this body!
Give it back now. Right now! Come on! Give it back!
What were you going to do in the bath!?
In the first place, that situation only exists because you're in my body!
Oh, Doctor, do you need something?
You're wandering around like that again!
I've told you so many times to not wander around in such an embarrassing state!
Hurry up and wear this!
What'll happen if you catch a cold?
Doctor, you seem like such a nice person today.
What's wrong?
Hey, she's talking about you.
Am I usually that awful?
Oh no, not Haré. The doctor.
Now, if you're going to bathe, hurry up and go.
S-Sure...
Sure!
I keep telling you, what's with that, "Sure!"?
Do you realize the situation that you're in right now!?
Geez, why did this have to happen...
Hey, have you seen Guu?
I haven't seen her.
Does that have something to do with this?
No, it's nothing...
I can't say that Guu is the reason behind this.
Dammit, she's hiding somewhere.
I have to find her!
So, what are we going to do now?
I suddenly turned into a child.
What am I supposed to do now?
The school doctor didn't ask to become a child...
He just got caught up in all of this.
This sucks.
I can't do anything as long as I'm in a child's body.
Considering strength, height, and certain sizes...
I'd have to be a little bit more of an adult...
Well, I'll just wait 2 or 3 years until I become an adult, and it'll be okay.
What will!?
Well, let's each do our best, Doctor-san.
You're really optimistic about this, aren't you?
It's called positive thinking.
Can you think at least a little bit on how to get back to normal?
Oh, it's wonderful to be young...
I can fully take advantage of the privileges of childhood!
Yeah!
Oh, you need to go to work.
After all, you're the school doctor.
See ya!
You play, and I work?
Wha-!?
Damn him...
Why did I think that I wanted to be an adult?
This is so boring, or rather, today is a holiday.
Is there any work to do?
I'm hungry...
I wonder what the doctor does for meals.
Dr. Clive, I have your meal!
You always make my meals, Marie?
Of course.
I'll have some now!
I see, Marie's home cooked meals...
It's not horrible...
But it's not great, either.
What's wrong, Doctor?
You always say it's delicious.
It's not tasty?
I-It's delicious! It's the best!
I'm so glad!
This cooking? The school doctor?
Here you go, doctor.
T-Thanks.
Does the doctor have kindness in him?
Doctor, Gupta got hurt.
I'm telling you it's fine.
I'm sure I'll just end up getting antiseptic poured on me.
We won't know until we ask him.
You sure are aggressive.
Please, can you treat him?
S-Sure.
Where's the wound?
Ow! That looks painful!
Oh, I'm supposed to wash the wound before I treat it, right?
I can do that myself.
You know?
Huh?
Was the doctor always like that?
Not sure. Though, I thought that he'd complain a lot more...
He seems like a different person.
All right, it's done!
When you feel like doing your job, you do it well.
That was unexpected.
Well...
It's not that unexpected.
This little one.
When it broke its leg the other day, the doctor fixed him up.
I see...
It's all healthy now, right?
The doctor is a good doctor.
I see...
When I take a closer look, it's not all porn books...
There are really hard books here.
Or rather, there are far many more books of that sort.
I'm sure it's not easy to become a doctor, either...
It's not something that you can become in a day or two, just because you want to.
Well, I'll just wait 2 or 3 years until I become an adult, and it'll be okay.
That's what he was saying.
But it can't be that easy.
It's tough to become an adult.
There's no way he can easily let go of everything he's accomplished.
I think I did a bad thing to the doctor by getting him involved in all of this.
All right!
I'll make sure to find Guu tomorrow, and have her return us to normal!
For the school doctor as well!
Huh?!
I'm back to normal!?
I'm back!
Shut up!
Mom!
Ah! School!
I'm leaving now!
Okay...
What was the meaning of all this, Guu?
But, I think it was good because I got to know a lot about the school doctor.
But that's an adult!? I can't believe it at all!
Maybe it was to make me realize that?
To show me what the doctor is really like...
Damn you!
Because of you...
Because of you, I had a hell of a time yesterday!
Just kidding, though this is usually the time I'd get angry.
Yo! Good morning!
Thanks for that strange present yesterday.
You liked it?
Though I never want it ever again.
Thanks to you, Guu, I think I might come to like the school doctor just a little bit.
I'm sure Mom...
...saw a part of the doctor that I haven't seen.
Oh! Haré!
Don't act dumb!
You were flipping everyone's skirts yesterday, weren't you!?
You hugged me and touched my breasts!
I was kissed without warning!
You touched my butt!
You licked my ear!
You climbed up on my lap!
Oh, it's great to be young.
I can fully take advantage of the privileges of childhood!
Yeah!
T-That's what he meant!?
I hope you're prepared!
It wasn't me!
It's all a misunderstanding! You'll understand if I talk it out!
Help me!
It's just me...
But still, I had a strange dream yesterday...
It wasn't a dream!!
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Eh? You want to eat fish?
Mom is just so selfish. She troubles me so much.
Well, it means that she relies on me, so it's not that bad a feeling.
Wait. When you look at it objectively, I'm more of a slave than a son.
NEXT EPISODE
Well, fish, fish...
Hey, Guu, how long are you going to keep your face down there?
Can it be? Guu?
Agh! You're totally fine!
And, the fishing rod is floating away!
Noooo!
Eh? Guu, you're going to get fish for us?
How? Wait, why are you attaching a rope to yourself?
Hey, hey, come on! Stop it!
How far are you going to go!?
Hey, wait, who is this?
Hey, wait, who is this?
But, Ms. Yamada
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