Arigatou.Hare+Guu.Deluxe.01.[DD2AA639].srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Be happy, dance the rumba, Hare+Guu
Dearly with a tantalizing swing of the hips
Love, Love, with you, so Tropical
What a paradise! Hare+Guu
My girl, be careful in the summer
The hook of love is unhooked
Sneaking by on their tippy-toes
The suspicious shadow... Who is it?
Lookin' really nice!
The heart pounds a beat!
A kiss is a must-have item for love
It's been erased from the cellphone memory
But I can't erase it from my heart's memory
An e-mail written after much thought
but I can't push the last pound-sign to send it
Why do I still hold onto the spare key
that is no longer needed?
The world is in a fever of love
but I'm carrying a one-sided love
LOVE FEVER LOVE FEVER
The rumba that makes the eye teary, Hare+Guu DELUXE!
No, no, not now, Yes right there DELUXE!
Passion at 100 degrees celcius, What a huge burn DELUXE!
Just so dizzying, Hare+Guu DELUXE!
With wet lips, the rumba, Hare+Guu DELUXE!
Touch, be touched, so embarrassing DELUXE!
Love, Love, with you, so Tropical DELUXE!
What a paradise! Hare+Guu DELUXE!
Hare! Hare, wake up!
You'll be late for school!
School?
It's not the city...
The jungle...
That's right, we came back to the jungle!
NEW CHARACTER!
I'm on my way!
Take care!
Oh, how many months has it been since I last went to school?
It makes me really nervous for some reason...
The story so far...
So shocking!
Hooray!
That's not much of a recap!!
Good morning!
Hey guys... it's been a while.
Oh, it's just you, Hare...
Don't scare us like that.
Oh, sorry.
"It's just you, Hare," she says.
The teacher will be here any minute, don't you think?
That's right, there's no time to waste on conversation.
Teacher? Something wrong with Lazy?
Right now, the teacher isn't my older brother.
He's been out sick with a cold for a while now.
Which means...
A substitute teacher is here from the neighboring village.
I see. What kinda teacher?
Well... Her name is Yumi-sensei...
Good morning!
Is everyone doing well?
Let's have fun and study some more today!
Hey, she's prettier than I expected.
She seems easygoing, so this might be nice...
I'm going to take attendance.
When I call your name, please answer.
What's wrong, everyone..?
They're probably just nervous with a young, pretty lady standing in front of them.
I see... they're all still kids.
All right!
I'll shoot off one of my routine gags to lighten the mood a bit!
Hare-kun?
Here!
Say, teacher, do you have a boyfriend or something?
Well, um...
Uh, geez, why do you ask such a thing?
Come to the teacher's lounge later!
Geez!
Something like that.
Hare-kun?
Here!
Say, teacher, do you have a boyfriend?
SHUT UP!
So I don't have one, goddammit!!
On top of that, you start off talking to me like a friend!?
Don't mock me!
Whatcha gonna do in the future if you can't speak one word of formality!?
Dammit, this is why I hate kids!!
Now, just go die!
I'm sorry.
Hare-kun, was it?
I have this thing about not liking children, and I get angry rather easily.
There are limits to how easily you can get angry...
As a side note, I've never had a boyfriend in my life.
Maybe I'm not charming as a woman...
I think the problem is more fundamental than that...
Okay, I call first period a study hall.
Has there ever been a class that was this quiet?
No, there hasn't.
Huh? I've never seen this equation before.
What should I do... Should I ask..?
Do you want to die?
What!? This is a life-or-death situation!?
Well, I wasn't really going to ask anyway.
I can look it up and solve the problem on my own.
Are you scared?
O-Of course not!
Yeah, yeah.
Then, you just watch! I'll go ask the teacher a question with all my might!
Ma'am, can I ask a question?
You're talking too loud!!
You're kidding me!!
It's the rules to stay quiet during class, you know!?
This is why I hate kids!
All the noisy brats in this world are better off dead!!
DIE!!!!
Oh no!
I got angry again. This is such a bad habit of mine.
We hate it, too...
I don't think I'm going out on a limb to say that this habit is why I can't find a boyfriend.
You know, Yumi-sensei, don't you have someone you're interested in?
If you did, I think you could do your best to break that habit for that person's sake.
Someone on my mind...
I've got it!
How about you try to change for the sake of my brother?
You're Lazy-sensei's little sister?
You're so cute!
I'd expect nothing less from my future younger sister-in-law!
All right, I'm going to do my best as an older sister-in-law!
Is everyone studying properly?
Sick people shouldn't be coming in!!
See, I tried, but it didn't work after all.
That was trying?
I wonder what part of that was trying...
She's scary after all... let's ditch class.
It's not much of a class anyway.
Maybe I should get out of here, too.
W-What's with that look of yours?
Guu... you can't be thinking...
Be of help to her.
...or something of that sort, are you?
You know, ma'am.
Would a younger guy be okay?
For instance, take these two.
I think they'd look good paired up as a couple with you, Yumi-sensei.
Come on, why are you saying such irresponsible stuff right now?
We have the right to choose for ourselves!
I don't know about younger men...
You're the one that's going to choose!?
I really was attracted to Lazy-sensei's mature charm.
But there's no hope for me now.
This is the worst.
Don't give up, Yumi-sensei!
You haven't said anything to him yet!
That's right!
There still is a chance left!
You know, like kindly nursing him!
Although she was the one that injured him.
I see!
I just need to frame someone for doing this!
I'll take a picture, and use it to blackmail him...
No, that's not it, that's not it at all!!
You have to ask him out, Yumi-sensei!
He came to.
Now, hurry!
U-Um...
I really like you, Lazy-sensei.
Will you go out with me?
Then, who was it that threw a chair at me earli--
Oh, that was me.
I'm sorry.
This is the worst situation!
Everyone sure ran away really quickly...
I want to make a run for it myself...
...but, at the least, I should cheer her up.
Ma'am, don't be so down about it.
Your habit is a bit scary, but it's not that I don't like you.
Hare-kun...
That's right...
I was caught up with short-range plans...
...and I didn't realize something very important.
Age difference doesn't matter in romance!
Let's go say hello to your parents.
Dammit Guu, you framed me, didn't you!?
Now, what should I say..?
The first impression is the most important.
That's true...
Why are you giving her advice!?
Nice to meet you.
How about something like that?
Wow! One look changes everything!
Too drastic, too much of a change!
Why don't you think it's suspicious?
By the way, Hare-kun, are you the oldest son?
Uh, yeah.
It's okay if we live with your folks, so relax.
She's serious. She's dead serious.
Excuse me!
Yes?
Bingo!
Oh my! He's just so much my type! It's a strike!
So, I'm sorry, Hare-kun.
That was fast!
I mean, there are all sorts of problems to sort out with you, Hare-kun, like our age difference.
That's completely different from what you said earlier!
A woman's mind and winter wind change often.
For once, show how accomodating you are as a man, and let her go.
Don't make the situation even more complicated!
Um, excuse me for asking. How are you related to this family?
I'm this brat's mother's boyfriend.
Liar!
Shut up, you mountain monkey!
I don't have a dad.
That means... So that is...
You are Hare-kun's new father...
No...
...it's my policy to never get married.
For example, what would I do if I met a wonderful woman like you after I got married?
...hmm?
But, it's bad for Hare-kun's mother.
That aside, don't you think we need to think about us first?
I'm sure that this is fate...
I'm home!
Oh?
This is what they call a "difficult situation" between a man and a woman!
I know that this is indiscreet, but why do I feel so happy about this?
I mean, this man (oh, come to think, I don't even know his name yet)...
...and I have fallen in love with each other...
And so that he can date me, he's going to break up with you.
My heart is only for you, Weda-chan.
What the hell is that!?
I thought that for once a guy found me attractive, and now this!?
So that means I have a problem with my personality, and no luck with men!!
So it's all off, huh?
That's it? You damn octopus!
Okay, okay, I get it!
-So her name is Yumi? -I know that I'm a person that's not wanted in this world!!
-Is she really that unpopular with guys? -I know that I'm a person that's not wanted in this world!!
-Is she really that unpopular with guys? -So am I better off dead now? Am I scum? Dirt? Trash?
-Yeah. -So am I better off dead now? Am I scum? Dirt? Trash?
-But, she's cute... -So am I better off dead now? Am I scum? Dirt? Trash?
Shut up!
I don't need comforting words right now!
Yumi-san?
What!?
You're still young.
Instead of making a fuss about men this, and men that...
I think you'll make better use of your valuable time by doing what you want to do.
Besides...
...men aren't the only fun things in this world.
That's true...
Gender doesn't matter in romance.
Can I think of you as a "sister" (oneesama)?
Oneesama?
Oneesama?
Absolutely not!
I don't want anything to do with her.
I'm sure that after thrashing about so much, she's had her fill, too.
She's an awkward woman...
I see...
Guu realized that she's not just short-fused and quick to fall in love.
She's just clumsy when it comes to romance.
Maybe she gets upset easily to hide her awkward self...
I don't know about stuff like this because I'm still a kid...
...but I think romance is something that is more free, regardless of age or gender.
I don't think you need to hurry so much...
I think you just need to take it easier than you have been, Yumi-sensei.
Hare-kun...
You're right.
I seem to have been in a rush.
I'll take it easy from now on.
Sensei...
Let's start off as friends.
You're strong willed, Yumi-sensei.
Let's go to the next one!
WIVES ARE DELUXE, TOO
Mom! Mom! WIVES ARE DELUXE, TOO
WIVES ARE DELUXE, TOO
Geez, Mom is asleep again...
Eh? Time for a meal already?
I'll eat...
What's this? You're totally useless ever since we got back.
I think something is physically wrong!
Then go off and die on your own, idiot.
No, not about me, I'm talking about Mom...
Oh, that's worrying.
You're still the most despicable doctor ever.
And, her symptoms?
Well... she eats a whole lot, and sleeps a whole lot!
And how is that different from how she usually is?
I tell you, it's a subtle difference! Really subtle!
It's true. Weda's sloppiness has gotten worse recently.
It's not just drinking too much?
Listen to what we say!
She looks really sick in the morning.
She craves sour things.
And it looks like she's gotten a little fat.
It's just drinking too much, after all.
You know what's up, and you're avoiding the situation, aren't you!!?
Huh?
Come to think of it, sounds like she's pregnant, doesn't it?
Exactly! That's what I wanted to say!
That's a good joke coming from you.
Weda-chan, pregnant? You know...
Wait a minute! Why are you all frozen up!?
C-Come on, laugh a bit more!
Oh no! Seriously!?
"Seriously!?" You meant, "Can't be serious!" right?
Let's go check up on her right now!
Oh, Hare and Doctor.
What's up with the two of you?
Please, please, don't be pregnant!
If a kid is born...
...that would mean that the school doc would be firmly rooting himself in this house!
Wait...
What if the doc wasn't here, and it was just a baby being born?
And, what would I do if the baby was really cute or something?
And, with a cute voice, the baby says...
Big Bro, love you!
...or something like that! What would I do!?
Well, I trust you to take care of the baby while I go hunting.
Sure!
With Guu-chan.
Yo! Sure thing!
That's right...
We've got this one around, too...
What meow? How rude to call someone "this one"!
In the end, I hope Mom isn't pregnant.
Please, please, God, Buddha, Lord Pokute...
That's right! Doc, what about Mom?
She's not.
You're lying!
What? What's this all about?
Well, um...
Mom, you're acting like you're pregnant...
Pregnant!?
Yes...
Oh, I'm sure it's a shock to Mom...
I'm so happy!
Huh? You two aren't happy about this?
W-Well, it's not that we aren't...
I see. I'm glad!
D-Does this mean that we should get married?
What do you think?
Like I know!
Don't ask me something like that!
In the first place, you've always said that you make it a point to never get married!
And if you feel responsible for this, what about when she was pregnant with me, huh!?
Shut up, shut up!
I call the statute of limitations on that one!
More importantly, I'd never approve of her getting married!
Why would I have to be approved by you in the first place!?
I'd like more time to decide things, too!
It's the same answer even if you give it time to think!
I'll never allow it!
Now, now... both of you...
Guu, why don't you say something to this guy too---
I will allow it.
Then, with that...
Weda-chan... will you...
...marry me?
No way. Too much of a hassle.
A hassle!?
Right.
Come on, you know, it can be a bother, but it's not just your problem alone, Weda-chan...
Besides...
This time, I'm at your side...
"This time," he said...
Does that mean that the school doc is thinking seriously about Mom right now..?
You say that, Doctor, but are you going to go greet my mother and everyone in my house?
Even if we don't get married, we can be at each other's side...
You're so half-assed!
Both of you, do you really feel that it's all right like that?
If you think about the unborn child, it is best to get married.
Don't you realize something watching Hare?
Obviously, he's always longed for a father, you know?
Is that so, Hare?
Of course not!
If that's what he wants...
He's just being shy... being shy.. being shy..
So that's how you've been feeling..
I'm sorry I never realized it...
Please realize the truth!
Then, Doctor, you want to try getting married?
You know, this isn't like deciding on what to have for dinner...
But, if I can be together with you, Weda-chan, I'd be happ--
Stop it, Mom!
I'm sure a guy like this would have lots of affairs and screw around while you' re pregnant!
That's true...
Weda-chan, where's a comment in my defense?
I'm sure he'll have an affair!
And he'll never be regretful for it!
Don't you go making accusations that jeopardize a marriage so early into it!
If he has an affair...
...when that happens...
...that's when I'll think about it!
So vague!
Geez, Guu...
Because of you, the situation turned out the worst it could.
You absolutely, positively can't tell anyone in class about this!
A pessimist as always.
Why can't you think of more fun things?
Fun things?
I'm looking forward to this "baby" thing, you know?
Congratulations on your mom's marriage and pregnancy!
Y-You guys... why do all of you know..?
Guu-chan sent out a circulation flyer to let us know.
Yup!
Big-mouth!
Yeah!
Hey now, Guu-san, isn't this story different from what we agreed to?
Hah! You think Guu would really listen to what Hare had to say?
True enough.
What's wrong, Hare?
A pregnancy is a happy occasion...
That's right. Congratulations!
Hare's gonna become a big brother now!
Geez! All of you know that I hate the school doc!
You know... don't congratulate me like that so lightly without considering how I feel...
Hare...
...you're an idiot!
Don't make it sound like you're the most unfortunate guy out there!
If you're like that, you're the most inconsiderate of us all!
That's right...
To Marie, a parent is someone to adore, no matter what they're like.
Right now, the one that's taking it the hardest...
...is Uighur!
I totally forgot about him!
Wait, where is Uighur?
Is he not here yet!?
I'd like to see what kind of condition he's in.
But this is no laughing matter.
Actually, Uighur might be depressed enough to consider suicide.
Good morning.
He's not any different than usual.
But, he's sure to have seen the circular, right?
Maybe he doesn't care about Weda anymore?
That's not the case. Look at his feet.
He's obviously upset!
And using the oldest trick in the book to show it.
You know, Uighur...
It's about Mom's marriage...
Don't be so down about it!
That's right. There are as many women out there as there are stars in the sky.
What's up with all of you?
It wasn't that big of a shock to me, so don't go out of your way to be considerate.
What, he really seems to be fine!
It was a waste of time worrying so much!
What's so funny!?
Is the sight of a man who was defeated in love so comical to you!?
How he was appearing to be so calm moments ago was merely the calm before the storm...
All right! As all of you wish, I'll go kill myself off right now!
We don't wish it! We don't wish it!
Weda, let us be together in the afterlife.
Don't!
Guys, I'm sorry to have troubled you for all this time.
You're troubling us right now!
Uighur!
Pokute, you were delicious.
Manda, you were tasty.
Uighur lived a happy life.
This is the first floor. I guess he's lost all reason.
There's no way for him to let it all out.
Guu, could you do something about him?
Leave it to me!
On the other hand, can you wait a min--
So quick...!?
You empty-headed idiot! Calm down and think about it.
Do you think that Weda would marry such a guy because she wants to?
Perhaps he's discovered her weakness and has exploited it.
WEDAAAA!
Well, I tried to put the brakes on him, you know?
I failed, I failed...
That was full throttle!
Weda!
Oh, it's you, Uighur. What's wrong?
What is this seeming aura of happiness around her?
Weda...
I have something I want to ask you...
Maybe it's not that he's uncovered her secret. She might really...
Weda!
Is this marriage... for real...?
Could it be that you came by to celebrate?
Oh my, you came by faster than anyone else!
You're the first one here!
Well... yeah....
Thank you! I'm so happy!
S-Sure...
Congratulations, Weda...
Uighur...
He finally gave up, huh...
How should we approach him?
Uighur!!
Someone's wife, huh...
Somehow, it sounds... nice.
Like, there's more sex appeal now...
...or like, she's got a soft kind of brilliance now...
M-Moe!
Moe?
What does "moe" mean?
Moe! Moe! Moe!
Well then, see you next week.
It's not next week!
The morning comes even without an alarm clock
The heart of the rickety car goes
do-do-do-do, let's go!
Let's Go!
The beat of the blowing wind in the open window
says ge-ge-ge-ge, get down!
Get Down!
Isn't it a bit dull?
Let's make it shine
Let's get up on stage
Come on, Okay, Smile Natural!
Let's sing the color of the sky, just the way it is
There are no rules at all
I found a self that always has fun!
Tomorrow is fun, fun... I just shout, shout!
You just dance, dance, Everyone boogie-woogie!!
Yeah!
NEXT EPISODE
Well, DELUXE has finally started.
Thank you for your purchase.
My regards for your continued patronage in the next volume.
Now, Guu, you should say something, too.
Don't make a fuss about it, and just go buy it, moron.
So straightforward!
Can't you be a little more amiable about it!?
Don't make a fuss about it, and just go buy it, moron.
I'm talking about what you say!
Of course it's no good to say the same thing in a cute voice!
Oh, crap! We have no time left!
Well, uh, um...
Next time on Hare+Guu DELUXE:
"Wait a Minute, Marie-tan" and "The Second Event"
Buy it, you maniacs.
As I've been saying, you are--