Hakaba Kitaro - 08 [umai-dp].ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
If you can't pay your rent, I'll have to ask you to leave.
I... I see.
Why don't you give up drawing manga, since it doesn't sell?
An acquaintance of mine named Kanamaru is looking for an assistant.
A ghost?
It seems that while I was away in America, it took up residence in my house.
Of course, this doesn't mean there's really a ghost.
It's obvious that a human being is the root cause.
But my wife will be coming over from America soon.
Before that, we have to get rid of that fellow.
But how?
This is how I get my business done.
We're here.
Where does the ghost appear?
The room at the end of the corridor.
Seems like there are no windows in this room.
That's true.
Where does the ghost enter from?
Beats me.
Are you sure a ghost will even appear?
Shhh.
The sound of geta?
It's getting closer.
The key!
That's odd, I swear I locked the door.
Hurry, light a match.
I-I-It's not lighting!
Try the flashlight!
No good, it's not turning on.
Let's hide in the closet.
Yuck.
That's not food.
Just as we use will o' the wisps, humans use candles to light their surroundings.
And that means humans were in this room.
And there were two unfamiliar pairs of shoes at the entrance.
Hold it!
Where did he run off to?
What on earth was that?
Was that really the ghost?
Not sure.
But his geta are still here.
He's got to be hiding somewhere in this house.
Who is it?
Who are you all?
Won't you dance with us?
What was that?
There's a dance party here tonight.
Don't talk rubbish!
This is my house!
What are you talking about?
This is Hakaba Kitaro's house.
Take a look at the name plaque.
Curse this filthy thing!
How rude!
What a fool. Any person with common sense would run from ghosts.
And this man wants to try and occupy Kitaro-san's house.
Stop your bullshit!
This is my house!
All right, everyone, let's chant "Ha Hi Hu He Ho"!
Ha!
Hi!
Hu!
He!
Ho!
Kanamaru-san, get yourself together!
That was terrible. That foul breath when they said "Ho" got us right in the face.
For the time being, I think we should retreat.
You're right.
It's pitch black in here. I can only see my own footsteps.
So, this is what they mean by true darkness.
That's odd.
It's dark no matter how far we go.
What the hell is this?
These are our footprints!
Does that mean we've been walking in circles?
What's wrong?
Do you not know where the exit is?
Can you not hear me?
No, we hear you!
That's right! We don't know where the exit is!
I thought so.
Hey! Where the hell is this place?
Watch your mouth!
We're sorry! Could you please tell us?
Where exactly are we?
How can we find our way out?
And who are you, really?
Don't ask so many questions at once!
I'm sorry!
Follow me.
Showing the way out to humans who have wandered in here is my job.
We could both be dreaming.
What makes you say that all of a sudden?
Well, don't you find all this too strange to be reality?
Life is like a dream.
It is nothing more than an illusion.
What does that mean?
I'm saying that life is like a single volume of manga.
I'm getting more and more confused.
Think of a world that has been dark and silent for a long, long time... Millions and billions of years.
In that world, you find a single book laid down somewhere.
You read it; you get happy and sad, before you finally finish it.
After that, the pitch-black, silent world goes on for billions of years more.
The time you are alive is that single fleeting moment while you read the manga.
Which will you choose?
Make it the path of Life...
I mean, make it the path of Life, please.
Very well.
But I have a condition.
What would that be?
Swear that you will never go against Kitaro. Understood?
I swear! I will never go against Kitaro-san.
Okay, just go straight down this path, and open the sliding door at the end of it.
All right. Thank you very much!
What is this?
Let's take a look.
Is this the sliding door at the end of the path?
This must be it.
But Kitaro's door plaque...
Let's open it.
Okay.
Oh? Isn't this my house?
What's going on?
Let's check out the closet again.
There's nothing in here.
It's just an ordinary closet.
There might be a secret entrance hidden in there!
Check it thoroughly!
But...
What is that?
Rat droppings.
I see.
Maybe it was all a dream?
Right, just a dream.
There's no way ghosts exist.
Where are you going?
There's definitely something else living in this place.
I'm going to the library to investigate.
All right. I'm counting on you.
Hakaba Kitaro...
Who is he, exactly?
Hey.
Yes?
You're investigating Kitaro?
Uh, yes.
You're not stupid are you?
Huh?
Don't "Huh?" me!
Is half your brain going rotten?
What a mean thing to say.
Do you think you'll find anything about Kitaro in the library?
Even my name can't be found in those library books.
Do you happen to be some sort of celebrity?
What a slow person you are.
I'm saying you can ask me if there's anything you want to know.
I see.
Last night, we were wandering between what seemed to be reality and illusion...
Ah, that's one of Kitaro's special skills, Dream Omen.
Dream Omen?
Right. He made you make a promise in that dream, no?
You are well informed, indeed. Pardon my rudeness.
But why did Kitaro occupy Kanamaru-san's house?
I won't tell you that for free!
Cash, you know, cash!
What is that?
It's an American mouse trap.
We'll be able to catch him with this.
Will it work?
He even eats candles, so baiting him with some chocolate should do the trick.
We'll pretend to be asleep on the second floor.
According to what that man said, Kitaro seems to be talking to the lonely souls around this area.
So what?
Well, don't you think it's a little unreasonable to chase him out by force?
What are you talking about?
My wife is coming back from America tomorrow!
We have to get rid of this guy by tonight.
B-But...
He's here.
Got you!
Got him!
His hand!
Well, hurry up and get rid of it!
Y-Y-Yes!
This should do the trick.
Frozen demon Number One.
I'll be picking up my wife tomorrow, so you'll have to throw the fridge into the sea.
Understood.
I think we'll be able to sleep in peace now that this is over.
Oh no, I overslept!
This is this heavy! How can I even move this by myself?
Heave-ho!
Well, come on in!
Oh, what a lovely house!
Wait!
In Japan, you have to take off your shoes at the entrance.
Sorry!
Oh, Murata-kun. Let me introduce you two. This is my wife, Mary.
Are you not allowed to stand up in the corridors in Japan?
This guy is such a joker! Go on upstairs and change clothes.
You're late? You did dispose of the fridge into the sea, right?
I'm sorry. About that...
You fool! What were you doing?
Never mind that! The hand! The hand!
There's nothing trapped.
That's strange.
I swear, I saw it earlier.
Ridiculous.
There's no way a severed hand could move, could it?
What's going on?
What's wrong?
There was something that looked like a frog...
It was moving...
On the wall...
Running!
The hand!
Impossible!
You son of a gun!
Murata! A hammer!
Here.
A nail!
Here.
That has to hurt.
Murata! Dispose of this in a far away place!
Understood.
Honey.
What's wrong?
I found this on the table.
There is treasure beneath the closet.
Holding this gives me the creeps. Where can I throw this?
Hold it.
A shadow of death lurks around you.
What are you...
You have dark bags under your eyes.
It's because you've spent too much time in that ghost house.
Demons don't necessarily do bad things.
Despite that, you ignorant humans still try to drive them out, hurting yourself in the process.
There's a spirit sleeping beneath that house.
She had been lonely for so long.
Kitaro would talk with her to comfort her.
An old mummy.
Fresh clog marks.
So that fellow Kitaro was here, huh?
He's not even here, but it feels unnatural. It's creeping me out.
He even had manga down here!
Whose house does he think this is, eh?
My imagination?
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
Are you okay, Mary? Mary!
Honey...
Damn it, this isn't a place for human beings.
Let's get out of here!
Blast that weirdo, telling me strange things and scaring me.
Well then, I guess I can throw it here.
What's that?
Someone help me!
Leave the demons to their own devices.
God, what a terrible encounter I had yesterday.
Eh? I thought it was morning but the sun is setting.
I have to hurry and get back.
Kanamaru-san is going to grouse at me.
Why?
This sure warms you up.
This is the first time it's gotten this cold, isn't it?