[Exiled-Destiny]_Dokkoida__Ep04_(764FE597).srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
kiekaketa sekai de
youka me ni mita tsuki
asa wo matsu hi no kawa
Dokkoida!? ni ukabu shuumatsu
itsumo sou sa
nareta tetsuki de
kitto asu wa atari chirakasu
saigo ni suki na kaado hikusa
zenbu soroeru itsumo te no naka ni
boku wa tada wasureteru dake
taiyou ga chirasu ao no naka de
suna ni naru no mo waratteta
se no takai wagonesuku
kiekaketa sekai de
youka me ni mita tsuki
asa wo matsu hi no kawa
always on my hand
always on my hand
N-Nobody told me about this.
That our apartment's haunted by a ghost!
Don't be silly, there's no such thing.
Is that a rapping sound I hear?
Rapping? What do you mean?
She's shaking.
She may be an alien, but she's the same as any average little girl.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
There's nothing to be afraid of, Kosuzu!
Right now, you hear rapping because it's just, you know, a whatchamacallit.
- Whatcha-ma...? - C'mon, you know, that...
- What was it again? - Oh, you mean that?
Right, that.
Sounds like they just tore a piece off, huh?
Don't be stupid, Kosuzu.
Rapping sounds are the sounds of ghosts whooping it up!
So...
It's ghosts, after all!
Damn the Galaxy Federation Police!
Giving us a haunted apartment for our onsite habitation!
Kurika!
Dammit!
I forgot to wind her up last night!
I-I knew the rent was too cheap.
It's all right.
Papa!
Whether it's a ghost or an evil spirit, I'll be here to protect the family.
Oh, Papa!
The Strange Neighbor, Sayuri.
The Strange Neighbor, Sayuri
Cosmos House Apartment Manager Looks like they're out.
What a lack of responsibility!
We have a serious matter on our hands here.
Come to think of it, have you even seen an apartment manager?
Uh-uh. I haven't seen anyone.
To tell the truth, I have yet to meet them.
How about you, Mr. Kurinohana?
Can't say that I've seen them, either.
Then...
Cosmos House Apartment Manager
Cosmos House Apartment Manager ...who exactly is in charge of this building?
It couldn't be!
It really is haunted!
What are you guys doing so early in the morning?
Oh, it's you.
Don't scare us like that!
Oh, by the way...
...have you ever seen the apartment manager, Asaka?
The manager?
Nope, never.
I knew it!
This is a haunted apartment building.
Haunted?
Didn't you hear that awful voice and the sound of rapping last night?
It was from Apartment 2. And nobody lives in Apartment 2!
If it's Apartment 2 you're worried about, there is indeed a tenant.
I saw a woman move in just yesterday morning.
What?
There are already people in there?
Yes.
A woman? Really?
Yes.
But that voice we heard last night...
Yes. It was definitely a man's voice.
That can only mean...
...we have a transvestite ghost!
Galaxy Federation Police
Galaxy Federation Police What...?
Congratulations!
It came for you on super-speedy delivery, Chief, from the commander.
Why a bucket?
Galaxy Federation Police Central Commander!
I've glanced at that report on Edelweiss you sent me last time, Mogumogu.
Thank you, sir!
Uh, by the way, my name is Mogumokkuru.
Hmph!
It doesn't look like things are going too well.
Don't worry, Commander!
We still have Hyacinth.
She had a wee bit of bad luck when we sent her over the other day.
But we can count on her to get results next time!
I see.
Everything's all right, then.
Most probably.
Congratulations! Mowmow, has the bucket I sent arrived?
Congratulations!
Congratulations! Y-Yes, just now.
Each time you submit an unsightly report...
Congratulations! Scrub brushes.
Congratulations! A mop.
Congratulations! Concentrated Formula Yoko-Pole A concentrated cleaning product.
Congratulations! Concentrated Formula Yoko-Pole All of these will be sent to you, one by one.
I d-don't quite follow, sir.
They're supplies for the new job you'll have...
...if you allow this project to fail.
New job?
There's still an opening for a toilet cleaner.
You can't be serious, Commander!
Listen, Moguri.
If you don't want to clean the toilets...
...then hurry up and get some results!
Understand?!
How can this be?!
I worked unflaggingly for years and years and finally became section chief...
...only two years and four months ago!
Chief!
And to think he still can't remember my name!
That's hardly the point!
I know.
Congratulations!
Congratulations! Eventually, I'll be moved to toilet cleaning.
Don't throw your dreams away yet!
When the time comes, Lieutenant Ogiwara...
...I'll be counting on you to do the women's bathroom.
Absolutely not!
Chief, you just said it yourself.
Hyacinth hasn't had a chance to reveal her full potential yet.
Suspicion That Class-A Criminal Hyacinth Has Escaped From Prison! Galaxy Federation Police Deny Rumors!
I'm standing here at what used to be Galaxy Hormone Avenue...
...a formerly bustling street lined with dozens of yakitori restaurants.
As you can see for yourselves, there isn't even a shadow of that past.
Why? Because escaped Class-A criminal Hyacinth and her slave were here.
Class-A Criminals Hyacinth and Slave Why? Because escaped Class-A criminal Hyacinth and her slave were here.
Why? Because escaped Class-A criminal Hyacinth and her slave were here.
It was very sudden.
A queen and an odd slave appeared.
The queen whipped the slave.
Then the slave underwent a terrifying hentai (metamorphosis).
That's a real hentai (pervert), all right.
Not that kind of hentai. Remember!
Reenactment
Reenactment Then there was this space saber-toothed tiger.
Reenactment He'd transformed into that, you see, and after that it all went to hell!
Saber-toothed tiger?
Space Hormone Yakitori Society President
Space Hormone Yakitori Society President The really scary one was the woman in the weird get-up.
The several tons of meat hereabouts, that loco girl cooked up and ate it all!
'Twas like a plague of locusts descended.
Locusts?
Space Hormone Yakitori Society President.
Space Hormone Yakitori Society President. That's right, I saws 'em once way back in the old days.
Space Hormone Yakitori Society President. A whole herd o' space locos, crazy girls, came to the village. Ate up all our crops.
Locos?
Locos!
Those locos were real locusts, I tell you.
And them locusts, they was real loco.
- Huh? - No!
No!
I don't want to fight saber-toothed tigers or carnivorous loco locusts!
You have to capture the criminals whether you want to or not.
No matter what?
That's right.
So first you need to know the enemy...
What is it?
I sure am hungry.
Hey, I know!
I'll just go pick myself up some lunch.
I can make you some lunch if you're hungry.
No, no. That's okay.
You go on watching the Galaxy TV Special.
That way, you can keep analyzing Hyacinth.
Big Brother.
Sorry, Kosuzu.
If I watch any longer, I'd lose every last drop of my will to fight.
Summer.
Behind some pipes.
Long black hair.
White skin.
Eerie moans.
Fingers scratching at the ground.
It's a...
...a ghost!
I mustn't look, or I'll be possessed.
Rest in peace! Rest in peace!
Rest in peace! Rest in peace!
H-Help.
She's asking for help.
Can you just walk away, Suzuo?
What am I thinking?
She's a ghost, idiot.
Please.
Leaving her for dead just 'cause she's a ghost?!
Is that what a real man would do?!
Do you have any regrets?
She's warm.
Excuse me, you're alive, aren't you?
I'm so hungry I could die.
That woman is the devil.
That woman, she has no heart.
She uses men only to satisfy her own desires to dominate.
Her greatest pleasure is to see them kneel before her like a dog...
...wagging their tails and doing her bidding.
I see.
In that case, putting Suzuo in contact with Hyacinth might be dangerous.
But he's got to give it a try.
Ramen
Hmm, 875 yen.
One bowl of noodles is 400 yen. I should just be able to cover two bowls.
More, please.
Future Location of Cosmos House
Cosmos House
I guess there's no other way.
Suzukake Shrine Lucky Amulet
I'll have to use the 10, 000 yen Mom put in this amulet for when I get hurt or sick.
I can't pay for it any other way.
I wonder if I can write it off as a necessary expense?
It's to help someone out, so it's really a necessary expense.
Except that necessary expenses are things like transportation costs...
...and lunch with clients. I don't think this would count.
It's not business entertainment, not an emergency...
That's better. I feel alive again.
Great!
This will just cover it.
Bill, please!
I want some gyoza, too.
New and Used Game Store ToToYa
New and Used Game Store ToToYa What do you mean you don't have it?!
Princess Marie Secret Friend Sayuri What have you done with my Chieri?!
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
Don't play dumb with me!
It was here just yesterday!
The Romance Simulation Game, "Petite Sister," limited first edition!
What have you done with it?! Tell me now!
Grandfather...
T-That item?
I just sold it.
What?!
Sold it!
You mean you sold my sweet Chieri to a lowly commoner?!
Who, who did you sell it to?
Um...
...you really don't have to come along, Ruri.
Why don't you go home, Kosuzu?
Then Coach and I can be alone together.
What about you, Asaka?
I'm just going on a walk.
Oh, it's Suzuo.
I'd love to have a taste of that.
Looks like a storm is brewing.
Ruri, Ruri, Ruri, Ruri, Ruri!
Coach, who is this woman?!
Ruri?
Who is this annoying little cheeky child, Suzuo dear?
An acquaintance of yours?
"Suzuo dear"?!
Stop getting so familiar with my Coach, Grandma!
G-Grandma?!
Petite Sister
The color of suit.
The height and hair style.
The wedding ring.
It's all exactly as the man at the store said.
I've finally found him!
Why, if it isn't Papa Umegi!
A father and a husband... getting caught up in a romance game!
Let's give up.
We mustn't stir up trouble with Mr. Umegi.
What are you saying?!
The entire Umegi family is in danger of destruction!
I must open Papa's eyes!
Dear sweet Chieri.
We're together at last.
You villain!
Without a care for your wife and kids, you obsess over a romance game.
How heinous!
If you have even an ounce of remorse for what you've done to your loving family...
...hand over Chieri at once!
Never!
Whoever you are, you have no idea what it's like to have a wife and children!
What's this rubbish?!
Fine, then.
On behalf of your wife and children, I'll give you your just desserts!
Oh no, look at that!
Looks like today's the day to get 'em.
Agreed.
I've got to make sure Coach is safe.
I just remembered I have an errand to run.
See ya!
Uh, me, too!
Scared off, I see, by my incredible charms.
Time to get down to business with this fool.
Suzuo, sweetie, let's go on a date.
Uh, I have an errand, too.
Big Brother!
Oh, who cares about your errand, huh?
I'm afraid I can't...
Jiggle, jiggle.
Don't you want these sweet li'l lips of mine?
Su-zu-o, sweetie.
Yes?
Hurry, Big Brother.
Sorry, I've got to go!
Mistress!
I've been looking everywhere for you!
Why did you leave me all alone in our room?!
I don't know its cause, but your anger at this moment is simply splendid, mistress!
Pierre, has there ever been a man who refused my advances?
Never!
Then why did he refuse me?
- Why?! - Wonderful!
Wants to play me for a fool, does he?
I'll find him, and I'll make sure that he'll never be able to live without me again!
See that, delinquent daddy?!
I've put an end to your evil-minded attempt...
...to stamp out the hearth fires of your loving family.
Petite Sister ...to stamp out the hearth fires of your loving family.
Hold it, Marronflower.
Your evildoing stops right here!
What?!
Here's to four thousand yen a month in spending money!
I can hear the coins jangling in my pocket!
His wallet may be empty but his heart is full!
Keeping sadness deep within his breast, it's Otanko...
Emerald Company's Neruloid Girl to the rescue!
Uh, you're butting in on my...
Your introduction is too long.
It's Dokkoida and Neruloid Girl!
Pierre, time to get into your Special Morph outfit!
Yes, m'lady. With pleasure!
You won't get away from me this time, Marronflower.
What a nuisance.
I won't allow you to fight in this place.
Now begone!
Begone?
Out of my way, small fry.
Hyacinth!
This isn't the time for you to show up!
How is it?
More, mistress! More!
You want more?
- Well, I'm not going to give it to you. - Don't tease me, mistress.
If you want more, you'll have to transform!
I want the space saber-toothed tiger, understand?
The space saber-toothed tiger!
Anything but that!
A sea lion?
Isn't that a seal?
What are you doing transforming into a space sea lion?!
So it was a sea lion, after all.
Oh, no!
I can't let precious Chieri get wet.
Let's get out of here, Clicker.
Wait, Marronflower!
Edelweiss.
Dokkoida!
I'll let you off the hook this time.
But next time you'll breathe your last!
Hyacinth!
Coach!
I knew it. I can't do without you, Coach.
What happened, Ruri?
Are you making kids cry now?
I'm not the one who made her cry.
Hey, if it isn't dear Suzuo!
My, my.
Welcome home, everyone.
Why, I see you've met Miss Sayuri.
Do you know her, Kurika?
Yes.
This is Miss Sayuri Yurine, who just moved into Apartment 2.
Well, I'll be.
You live at Cosmos House too, Suzuo sweetie?
I'm feeling a fateful connection here.
Actually, I...
Don't touch my Coach!
Who is this brat?!
Uh, really, the two of you.
Help, Asaka!
Looks like you're doing just fine on your own.
C'mon!
This is... terrible!
Commander!
Just l-leave the toilet-cleaning to me!
What are you doing, Mogura?
An older woman with a hot body.
An elementary school student.
A tomboy, a younger-sister type, and a classy dame with spectacles.
With this colorful bunch this examination should be a real treat from now on!
From now on?
But, Commander, the mass media has already started up again.
Yes, indeed.
Why don't we tell them we're planning something like...
..."Reality TV: Cosmos House Around-the-Clock Surveillance!"
They should be interested in that.
Aside from all that, we have a new neighbor here at Cosmos House.
Her name is Sayuri Yurine.
For some reason she, too, has taken a shine to Suzuo.
I just hope we can continue to keep Dokkoida's true identity secret...
...under such difficult conditions.
But we'll work together to get the best results.
Over and out.
P.S.
We still don't know what's causing the awful moaning we hear each night.
Cosmos House Where the Living is Easy
Cosmos House Where the Living is Easy To be continued!
ichinichi dake demo hoka no dareka ni
moshimo umarekawaru to shitara
jidai no hiroin
soretomo sougen de yume wo miru
tooi kuni no shoujo
dare datte iihito
dare ni demo kaze wa yasashii shi
tamani tsumetai yo
dokoka tooi uchuu de
kono hoshi no katachi wo mitanara
kado nante mienai
umaku yatte ikeru yo
isoganai de yukkuri
kono hoshi ga mawareba iinoni
otagai no kokoro ga
motto mieru yooni ne
Please, Kosuzu.
- It's not allowed, Big Brother. - Please, just this once.
- You know I can't. - Kosuzu.
We're siblings, after all.
I'm begging you. Just a little.
Okay, but just this once.
Kosuzu.
Okay, don't spend it all in one place, though.
Next time on Dokkoida, "Mission: Allowance Increase!"
Next Episode: Mission: Allowance Increase! Next time on Dokkoida, "Mission: Allowance Increase!"
Next Episode: Mission: Allowance Increase! Lucky happy Suzuo! Spread the love around!
Next Episode: Mission: Allowance Increase!