[Exiled-Destiny]_Dokkoida__Ep02_(9543FE84).srt (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
kiekaketa sekai de
youka me ni mita tsuki
asa wo matsu hi no kawa
Dokkoida!? ni ukabu shuumatsu
itsumo sou sa
nareta tetsuki de
kitto asu wa atari chirakasu
saigo ni suki na kaado hikusa
zenbu soroeru itsumo te no naka ni
boku wa tada wasureteru dake
taiyou ga chirasu ao no naka de
suna ni naru no mo waratteta
se no takai wagonesuku
kiekaketa sekai de
youka me ni mita tsuki
asa wo matsu hi no kawa
always on my hand
always on my hand
Look at all the trouble we're going to for you.
No!
Leave me alone!
Look at how pink my feeler is already.
Look at mine. It's so indigo!
No! Somebody help!
- Stop right there! - What?!
You're surrounded, fellows.
Now hand yourselves over nice and quietly.
Mommy!
Another friendly appearance by the Galaxy Federation Police!
Have you ever thought about joining the Galaxy Federation Police?!
The Galaxy Federation Police
The Galaxy Federation Police The Galaxy Federation Police...
...is looking for strong new crew members to join the team.
Join in the exciting fight to protect law and order! Join in the exciting fight to protect law and order!
Use the latest technological arsenal. Absolute invincibility guaranteed! Use the latest technological arsenal. Absolute invincibility guaranteed!
Earn a steady income! Earn a steady income!
Earn a steady income! Your own home! Earn a steady income!
And it comes with great job satisfaction!
And there are just tons of gorgeous guys!
Yeah!
Before I joined, I thought that working for the GFP would be dangerous.
But it isn't at all!
I've already battled with space pirates three times, and winning was easy.
News Flash I've already battled with space pirates three times, and winning was easy.
News Flash We've got the biggest battalion, after all.
At around 15:00, GFP Ship #3 was annihilated in battle near Mars. We've got the biggest battalion, after all.
All crew members are considered dead. Pirate laser cannons are nothing to fear.
This is the fifth GFP ship to meet with total destruction this year.
This is the fifth GFP ship to meet with total destruction this year. You might say this is the safest work in the universe!
Join us!
The Galaxy Federation Police
The Galaxy Federation Police Now hiring! Call toll-free
Purple Hair, How Hip Can Ya Get? Purple Hair, How Hip Can Ya Get?
Purple Hair, How Hip Can Ya Get?
There's been a graffiti incident at the Chiyoda branch of Space Bank!
Report to crime scene immediately!
Summer Traffic Safety Week
Summer Traffic Safety Week This is an update on the ship and team destroyed today near Mars.
I repeat, this is an update on the ship and team destroyed today near Mars.
Next Generation GFP Power Suit Examination Materials
Chief's Room
Sorry to interrupt, Chief Mogmokk...
Oh, Lieutenant Ogiwara...
Chief, don't be so hasty!
One little mistake or two. I mean, there is a probability of demotion, but...
Ch-Chief!
Really!
What a cowardly thing to do!
You know how it is.
I just began feeling down about life and...
An update on the Martian destruction of...
...Galaxy Federation Police Ship #3. - You see? You see?
Yet another case of mismanagement in the Galaxy Federation Police.
Can we, the citizens of the galaxy...
Who's responsible? The GFP's upper management? Can we, the citizens of the galaxy...
Is the personnel shortage to blame? ...continue to put our trust in the GFP? - They say such cruel things...
Huh?
It's too early to give up all hope, Chief!
You don't mean...?!
Detailed reports have just arrived on the earthling Dokkoida monitor.
Suzuo Sakurazaki, twenty years old, male.
Technical college student.
Height and appearance, both below average.
No money.
He does possess a driver's license, but no vehicle.
For this or other reasons, no girlfriend in twenty years.
I see Otankonasu Corporation has chosen a rather unreliable earthling.
Lieutenant Ogiwara, show me the rival candidate.
Roger!
Each company is approaching this with completely opposing design concepts.
As far as I can see from this data...
Which suit will work better in a real-life crime-fighting situation?
That's all that matters.
That's why we've set up the ability tests?
Last time Dokkoida managed to score an astonishing number of points, but...
Hold on!
Which suit will we adopt as a weapon, to cover our dire personnel shortage?
The safety of the entire universe rests with this project!
Once the power suit is introduced, the media won't get away with slander!
I laugh at their claims of mismanagement and incompetence!
Don't they know who they're dealing with?!
The flower of GFP middle-management, Mogumokkuru!
The Flower of GFP's Middle-Management! The flower of GFP middle-management, Mogumokkuru!
You tell 'em, Chief!
Yes, thank you.
Our tests must be realistic and executed with the utmost discretion!
We'll push the suits to the limit by pitting them against Class-A space criminals.
- Then we'll make a proper comparison! - I get it!
That's why we're sending two this time?
That's why were launching the Class-A Space Criminal Double Attack!
What? Double...?
Huh?
I have the probation papers right here.
- See, Chief, your signature. - Oh, yes, I see. Huh?!
When did...?
Chief?
Hello!
Property of the Galaxy Federation Police Do Not Open! Hazardous Material!
All I have to do is fight the power suits and reveal the monitors' true identities.
Then I'll be given a full pardon.
What a lovely game the GFP has thought up for us!
What's going on?
Seems a little unreasonable to have us fight two at once.
Huh?
You know the company better than I do.
Yeah?
Will they give me a special bonus for this?
Oh, no!
Bon appétit!
Please, don't be shy.
Kosuzu. Um, listen...
Forgive me!
I'm glad you understand.
Still, it's only the fish that's burnt!
That's not really the issue.
Fromage blanc with monkey-brain roll.
Moon mushrooms with coriander and balsamic vinaigrette!
Venusian goulash.
What's wrong?
This is too much!
Your finger.
Oh, this? I'm fine, fine.
Just cut myself a little with the knife.
Caught myself on the grater a little here, burnt myself a little there.
Kosuzu...
It's my job to provide the monitor with support on the nutrition front!
Don't worry about it and eat up, okay brother?
Yum! Tasty! Tops!
I am one lucky brother!
Really?!
Are you kidding? I'd never get tired of this kind of cuisine!
Oh, don't worry!
There's plenty if you want seconds!
So this is Earth.
What a puny planet.
I shall clean up these suits and get out of here.
I shall not leave any leftovers for you, Hyacinth.
Oh, what a quaint little joke, Edelweiss... dear.
Shall I finish you up first?
Right back at you, little girl!
Hey, ladies!
Don't get yourselves all in a lather.
Emerald Company special power suit Neruloid Girl here.
Your fight is with me.
Translated into Earth languages.
Translated into Earth languages. A Good Life is a Power Life™!
Brought to you with pride by power suit pioneer Emerald Company.
New! Neruloid Girl!
Neruloid Girl combines a sexy body line with the latest technology.
It's the power suit of the next generation!
For more information, see your nearest Emerald Company dealer.
Future Location of Cosmos House
Cosmos House
I believe it's good etiquette to allow your elders to go first.
Old folks near death should stay out of the cold and focus on good nutrition!
O-Old folks?!
Why you little...
I loathe you!
Okay, okay. No fighting.
It doesn't matter to me, so why not play rock-paper-scissors and decide already?
Fine.
Interesting idea.
Ready! Set! Go!
Rock! Paper! Scissors!
I did it! I did it!
I win!
Uh, what was that?
What?! You don't know?
This is the ultimate rock-scissors-paper all-in-one move.
Have I gone too far?
Neruloid Girl!
It's a shame, but I'll have to remove that pretty, skimpy little number you have on!
I'd like to display your unmasked form to all the folks watching at home.
Class-A Criminal Hyacinth I'd like to display your unmasked form to all the folks watching at home.
I'd like to see you try, you hentai (pervert)!
Indeed!
They call me Queen of the Zoo!
Prepare to get a mouthful of Hyacinth's hentai attack!
Hentai (perverted)?
Is it okay to do hentai in broad daylight like this?
That's not it!
Hyacinth's zoo went out of business. She escaped without paying her loans.
She grabbed all the zoo animals and preserved them in the body of her slave.
Preserved them in the body...?
There are beasts sleeping in this body!
You will see how they add to my power!
Awaken!
The lashes of Hyacinth's whip awaken the violent beasts sleeping inside the slave.
Then the slave hentai (morphs) into a savage animal!
His physical strength and battle prowess are major threats to the universe!
Oh, no!
So that weirdo holds everything?!
Faster!
Already, my slave Pierre is in the final stages of hentai (morphing).
And then...
This is his... super power?
It's the light of hentai (morphing)!
H-He's going to light up?
This is the weirdest hentai I've ever seen!
At this rate, Neruloid Girl will...
The one with the purple hair?
Exactly!
Quick, Tanpopo!
We can't let that glowing pervert hurt that innocent girl!
Wrong!
The Emerald Company is Otankonasu Corporation's rival!
Over there!
Lucky, lucky me!
To find the other power suit... and such a wimpy-looking one, too!
I'll crush him quickly and be free in no time!
Class-A Criminal Edelweiss I'll crush him quickly and be free in no time!
Class-A Criminal Edelweiss Dokkoida, meet your destiny.
Too terrified to react, I see.
Uh...
Your underwear is showing.
Listen up! I am the infamous Edelweiss.
Blue-blooded descendant of the Euroroids...
...and Master of Golems.
Golems?
Oh no! It's...
On its own, it's just a small clay sculpture.
But when exposed to the powers of a Euroroid alien, it becomes monstrous!
On my life, I won't stop until everything's destroyed!
"Its evil strength is in direct proportion to its dreadful appearance."
"If the master is sufficiently wicked, the Golem can attain infinite power!"
Never mind getting my acquittal.
It's world domination that Edelweiss is after now.
I'll use this as my base to conquer the entire universe!
Hyacinth? Marronflower?
They're no match for me!
Accident!
Oh, you've come down with a cold. So sorry! You'll have to take a rest.
Unless I learn to handle old bug-eye I'll never win the bride.
Still, I'm pretty sure I can control the dice underhandedly using these codes.
Grandfather.
Will you be taking a short rest?
Yes, I'll be taking a rest.
Too terrified to react, I see.
Wh-What to do?
Pow.
"Its strength is in direct proportion to its dreadful appearance."
In proportion.
I-I see this really is the latest model of power suit.
Caught me a little off guard, that's all.
Just don't think you've won!
From this moment on your days and your nights will be haunted by f-fe...
Pow.
I'll get you for this!
And I'm not crying, okay?!
I-I'm really not crying!
I'll get you next time!
- What next? - I wonder how Neruloid's doing.
Space Koala. Herbivore. Favorite Food: Space Bamboo
Koala?
Get lost!
Who will it be?
Who will the Galaxy Federation pick?
I'm Otankonasu Corporation's Special General Use Power Suit, Dokkoida!
I'm a little bit late, but showed up nonetheless.
Hmph, some timing showing up now.
I see production deadlines aren't the only thing Otankonasu can't meet.
Why, how dare you? We'll win by quality alone!
Hey...
That reminds me, is it true that your suit is made exclusively from recycled cans?
Sheer nonsense!
Just as I thought, a bogus corporation with nothing but flashy ads.
What an irritating brat.
Hey, Neruloid Girl.
Y-Yeah?
You better not let this Hippokoida beat you.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't have to get so wound up about it.
What did you say?
Okay, I've got it.
As long as we do it, everything's cool, right?
Hey, Neruloid Girl!
I'll have you know that our Dokkoida is a cruel and merciless fighting machine!
If you get in our way, he'll tear you up into teensy, eensy, weensy...
Ladies, please!
Pretending it doesn't hurt, huh?
What do you mean by "Ladies, please"?
Listen.
We're rivals!
Neruloid Girl.
Certainly we are in a competitive situation.
We're rivals, in fact.
However, there are three things I'd like you to remember.
First...
That's it, we're going home.
We're going to get in trouble if you don't learn to do things properly.
See you again, Neruloid Girl!
Uh, yeah.
Wow, this'll be no contest.
Huh? What is it?
Just thinking. He sure is a dork.
No kidding!
See you again...
...Dokkoida.
Cosmos House
You mean Neruloid Girl's also going to be living at Cosmos House?!
We save money if they both live in the same apartment, you see.
But according to the GFP Power Suit Examining Committee rules...
...if their real identities are revealed, the test results in a fail!
It went fine with Marronflower, so it'll be fine this time, too. Probably.
Probably?!
But they just saw each other a moment ago.
Even in the best of situations...
Look, this is terrible!
This is just dreadful.
What a disaster. They suspect something!
Purple hair.
I feel like I've seen that somewhere.
Where have I seen this dopey face before?
Must be déjà vu!
Purple must be the new hip color!
The way that people connect is truly a mystery.
If you ask me, their inability to see each other's true identity is the real mystery!
I'm Asaka Nogiku.
Apartment 4. Pleased to meet you.
I'm Suzuo Sakurazaki.
Apartment 5, so I guess we're neighbors.
Perfect!
This is kind of out of the blue, but could I borrow your fridge?
My fridge?
Beer's gotta be cold, man.
Yes, well, that's not what I'm wondering...
Great! Tonight, let's crack open a case, huh?
Okay?
What?!
Project report.
The abilities and true identity of our rival...
...the super-mechanized Neruloid Girl are still unknown.
As to our future interactions, I believe extreme discretion is required...
...and negligence is our greatest foe.
Over and out for the Tanpopo Dokodokkopoporu Log.
Cosmos House, Where the Living is Easy
Cosmos House, Where the Living is Easy To be continued!
ichinichi dake demo hoka no dareka ni
moshimo umarekawaru to shitara
jidai no hiroin
soretomo sougen de yume wo miru
tooi kuni no shoujo
dare datte iihito
dare ni demo kaze wa yasashii shi
tamani tsumetai yo
dokoka tooi uchuu de
kono hoshi no katachi wo mitanara
kado nante mienai
umaku yatte ikeru yo
isoganai de yukkuri
kono hoshi ga mawareba iinoni
otagai no kokoro ga
motto mieru yooni ne
What's wrong, Kosuzu?
C'mon, Kosuzu.
Kosuzu?
Next time on Dokkoida, "Dokkoida versus Edelweiss"!
Next Episode: Dokkoida versus Edelweiss
Next Episode: Dokkoida versus Edelweiss Kosuzu, what's so funny?
Next Episode: Dokkoida versus Edelweiss
Next Episode: Dokkoida versus Edelweiss Th-There's a pickled onion rolling on the floor...