[HorribleSubs] Kitakubu Katsudou Kiroku - 11.ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
The three years I spent in middle school were boring.
Safe, ordinary, humdrum days, and I squandered them.
Morning?
I'm a high school student as of today?
I want my days in high school to be fun.
Maybe... I'll join a club!
That's it!
I hear this school has lots of clubs, and high school is all about clubs!
Clubs are youth!
And if they turn out to be boring, I can just quit!
I'm so smart!
I've always been alone, right up through middle school.
But...
In high school, I'm going to make friends and hang out with them after school.
I'm going to make the most out of high school!
No... maybe I'm setting the bar too high.
Maybe just someone I can talk to between classes?
Anyway, my introduction today will be crucial in achieving that.
Failure is not an option!
Record 0: Names of Flowers
Okay, next.
I'm Ezaki Kuriko.
In middle school, I was a sprinter in the Track Club.
1st Period: Orientation 2nd Period: Introductions 3rd Period: Choose class representatives
I plan to continue running in the high school club, too.
My hobby is karaoke, so please invite me if you go!
Tennis Club Manga Club
I don't see a single club that looks interesting...
Sure, there are a lot of them, but...
Maybe it would be more fun to just join a random club?
I'll study hard, too. I look forward to being in this class with everyone!
No...
But...
Okay, next.
I'm Oohagi Botan.
An old-fashioned name,
a tall, slender form,
sleek black hair, cold eyes,
and an aura completely unlike anyone else here...
I look forward to working with you all.
That's it?
But...
It was kind of... nice and simple.
Crap.
I completely forgot what I'd planned to say.
Okay, next.
I came here from East Middle School. I'm Koike Yayoi.
I like watching sports, especially soccer.
Oh, yeah. It was "I like video games."
It's just not right...
I guess for that hairstyle to work, you really need sleek black hair.
Oohagi Botan, huh?
Oohagi-san...
I wonder if she'd get mad if I called her Botan-chan.
I failed in my introduction, but I still have a chance to recover.
I have to start off with a lively morning greeting to my classmates.
It looks like Saitou in class 3 has a crush on Ezaki-san from our class.
Oh? Really?
M-Morning.
Oh, good...
...morning.
I'm on my own.
It's only been a week since I joined this school,
and I'm already an outcast from every clique.
Is this...
Is this what they call "the wall of high school education"?!
Hey, Doumyouji,
you haven't picked a club yet, right?
Want to join the Tennis Club with me?
Tennis, huh?
I'll think about it!
Really?
Well, hope to see you there!
Oohagi-san is always by herself...
Maybe she's the type that doesn't make friends?
I'd like to talk to her, but...
her desk is so far away from mine.
There's never an opportunity...
Student Handbook
It says that, at our school,
if you submit an application, you can start whatever club you want.
So I could make a club for what I want to do!
But what is it I want to do, again?
It's not that there's no club for what I want to do...
It's that there's nothing I really want to do right now.
I really want to do something,
but I don't know what it is...
So all I have is this restless feeling...
What is this thing I want to do?
The thing I want to do...
What is it?
Where to do it? And with who?
Every time I approach others, it ends in failure.
I guess I'm just not cut out for this kind of thing.
But if I don't approach them,
I doubt anyone will ever talk to me...
Oohagi-san!
Doumyouji-san?
I caught up with you!
Um... listen...
Would you like to walk home together?
Wh-Why?
The reason?
Because... well...
I thought it'd be nice if we could become friends.
Become... friends?
But why?
You need a reason for that, too?
Well, it was just a feeling I had, so...
Oh, I know!
Oohagi-san, your name's Botan, right?
Yeah.
I'm Sakura!
They're both names of flowers!
Both... names of flowers?
Yup!
Peony and cherry blossom!
See? We're two of a kind!
That's why.
I see.
The thing I've desired for so long...
Sure.
Let's walk home together, Sakura.
Hooray! Since we're walking together, want to hold hands?
Why should we?!
This is nothing like the image I had in mind for a friend...
Hey, Botan-chan.
Want to start a club together?
That came out of nowhere.
You don't want to?
It's not that I don't want to, but what would our club do?
Anything!
Let's just do everything we can think of that sounds interesting!
What kind of plan is that?
Sure.
Let's start it together.
Yeah! That's the spirit!
It didn't matter to me what we did.
Going Home Club
As long as we were together, we could make it fun.
I just had a feeling that would be the case.
Wow!
So that's how you formed the club?
That's wonderful, Sakura-senpai!
You can shower more praise on me if you like.
You told a heartwarming story?!
Is that not allowed?!
Chronicles of the Going Home Club
Going Home Club Photo Gallery
I am a seal. My name is Seal. -Seal
Chronicles of the Going Home Club
Seal
I didn't appear at all in the first half!
Sakura's Finger
I appeared all the way through!
Today, we're going to use this hall to its fullest...
and do some super long-distance bowling!
Huh?
That confusing dream sequence was just building up to this?!
Hold on a minute.
Calm down, Sakura.
We don't have any gutters.
That's not what you should be objecting about!
If we don't have any, shall I dig us some?
Please don't!
Expulsion would be the least of your worries!
That's right, Botan-san.
Did it not occur to you that we could fill it in?
Fill it in?
Yes. Like this, for example.
Kokonoe Corporation
This creates gutters!
You can't do that either!
Record 35
Bound by School Rules
But I think that, even without gutters,
the distance alone should guarantee a challenge.
Just like a long-distance relationship, huh?
I'll bowl the first ball!
Just be careful, okay?
Whump...
What?
What is it?
Th-This is...
Looks like you're doing something fun.
Members of...
the Going Home Club.
Who's that?
Nat-chan, that's the Student Council President!
Be on your guard! Natsuki! Karin!
That's the female Student Council President who bears the alias "Kousoku"...
Roar
Takamado Reina!
Our Student Council President has an alias?!
Although the "Kousoku" in question isn't this one, but this one.
Kousoku (Speed of light)
Kousoku (Rules)
That's not very cool at all, then!
I am the rulebook!
But I feel honored that you know so much about me.
"Midnight Murder..."
Oohagi Botan-san.
Midnight Murder
She has an alias, too?!
Don't let your guard down, Natsuki.
We're already in her territory.
Huh? Territory?
She has a sphere of influence.
Huh?
When you're on school grounds, within her sphere of influence,
you become incapable of breaking rules.
At the speed of light!
Kousoku (Speed of light)
Kousoku (Rules)
With rules!
She binds you!
Kousoku (Bind)
That is her power...
Student Handbook
Handbook Bind
Roar
Handbook Bind!
What?! She has superpowers?!
That's right... Takamado Reina.
It's as if she was born to become Student Council President.
That's peaking way too early in life!
I don't think it's proper to just decide to bowl in a public hallway.
Going Home Club President, Doumyouji Sakura-san...
No...
Grenade Rager
Grenade Rager.
Perhaps that's what I should call you?
Is there a bargain sale on aliases or something?!
Wait a second.
If the president's power keeps people from breaking the rules,
then it won't stop at bowling.
Sakura-senpai's innocently daring skirt length should be affected too, shouldn't it?
You catch on quick.
Huh? Nothing happened.
If it's just her skirt, it's not really a problem.
Huh?
We prize self-expression among our students, after all.
As long as they make no extreme alterations, we don't treat it as a problem.
Right, Lady Kokonoe?
Why is she wearing a tracksuit?
And Sakura-senpai's, at that!
Doumyouji
Actually, the official uniform is so cheap-looking,
I had an atelier de couture in Paris make me one that looked just like it!
So she wasn't wearing our uniform at all?!
In a way, that's just an ordinary cosplay!
I thought there was something different about
the material that made up Claire-chan's uniform.
The color codes were different. Did you notice?
But does that mean, the tracksuit you changed into was Sakura-senpai's because...
Doumyouji
My tracksuit was made of a new material I developed in collaboration
with a sportswear manufacturer.
Is everything you own custom-made?!
Well, that said...
Whenever you want to play like this in the future...
Allowed
Just get permission before you do it.
I'm sure we'll meet again.
I'm looking forward to it.
Um, I don't think that's really possible...
Oh? Why not?
Because this is the last episode!
Record 36
All's Well That Ends Well
How to do a final episode!
The final episode is upon us at last.
Today, I want us to think about how we should best address it.
I think...
When I picture a final episode, I picture this.
Our battle is only just beginning! To Be Continued
Our battle is only just beginning!
Isn't that how you end a show that got canceled?!
Perhaps episode 4 was too late for a retool.
Let's save talking about what went wrong for the wrap party at the pub!
Wasabi Octopus x2
I brought wasabi octopus!
Your understanding of pubs really does stop there, doesn't it?
Mozuku Seaweed
Why do you look so pleased with yourself?!
Hm... how to handle our final episode...
What about a stage performance at the school festival?
Oh, like the conclusion to a school anime. That could be cool.
A short skit then, maybe?
Why?!
Why can't we just be a band like in most shows?!
Forming a band for the last episode might not be a bad idea.
By the way, can anyone here play an instrument?
The tambourine.
The triangle.
Death throes.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Ting.
Enough!
That idea ran straight into the wall!
What kind of final episode do you think we should do, Karin-san?
I think a touching ending would be nice.
What about a dreamlike final episode?
Oh, that sounds nice!
Nat-chan...
You were kicked by a runaway horse on the day of the opening ceremony...
and have been in a coma ever since.
That was three years ago.
Nat-chan... Are you smiling?
I wonder if you're dreaming about having fun club activities after school?
You meant that kind of dream?!
The gimmick where the whole show turns out to be a dream?!
But that aside, why was I the one who...
Now, now. What's the big deal?
A dreamlike last episode will make us the talk of the Net.
Who cares?!
Dreamlike seal!
How we want to do a final episode!
What we "should" do shouldn't be determined by what people want to see.
It's the final episode, so to ensure we have no regrets,
let's figure out what we want to do!
This from the girl who always does what she wants anyway?!
What we want to do, huh?
In that case, I want to settle things with the Four Kings.
Oh! Settling your battle of destiny once and for all!
That's right.
I have to defeat the one I didn't beat before.
You meant the Four Bear Kings, didn't you?!
If we get to do what we want to do, then I'd like a final episode like this.
Claire-senpai, the Earth has gotten so far away...
Changes to Earth's climate,
rampant disease,
the outbreak of another world war...
Our Mother Earth can no longer support human life.
So you and I are really the last humans alive...
This ship will travel on autopilot,
searching for a world that can support human life.
Karin-san.
You and I will become the Eve and Eve of that new world.
Claire-senpai...
Karin-san...
Claire-senpai...
That's too grand a scale!
And if you just have Eve and Eve, that new world's never going to have a future!
We can make it all work out somehow, using iPS cells.
It disturbs me that it doesn't sound like a joke coming from her.
What about you, Karin?
Let me see...
What I want to do for the last episode...
is chat with all of you,
eat sweets,
then, stop by the convenience store on my way home.
But that's what we always do!
Yes. I want to do what we always do.
What we always do...
That could be nice, too!
Then, I think it's time to go home like we always do!
Let's stop by the convenience store...
Buy sweets...
And go to the park!
Hooray!
Going Home Club
Entrance Ceremony
Come in!
Excuse us!
Your membership is approved!
Using milk...
A toast!
So this is wasabi octopus!
You pushed for it without knowing what it was?!
Now, now.
No need to scold her for something that's in the past.
But when I think that this is the end, it feels a little lonely.
That's right.
All we have left is to do the preview.
Huh? Preview?
If this is the last episode, why is there a preview?
Sakura-san said it with such confidence,
I was convinced that this was the last episode, but...
You don't think...
Now that you mention it,
there was that time she confused episode 4 for episode 3, too.
Which means...
A-Anyone can make mistakes, right?!
I'm sorry!
See you next week!
Record 36
All's Well That Doesn't End
It's not all well!
What are we going to do?
We don't have anything left to do next week!
Asking me that won't help...
We could follow the ongoing original manga...
We can't catch up in one more episode!
Right!
Then, I'll have to fight the final Bear King!
You always kill them instantly!
The episode won't last a minute!
Then, next week... I'll do a short skit!
Why?! And that'll be over immediately, too!
Man, at this rate, there's not even anything the Kokonoe Corporation can do!
Claire-chan.
If you give up, then the match is over here and now.
Hey!
I won't give up!
There has to be a way!
This all started because of your misunderstanding!
It started! It started!
She's singing again.
That song...
You know it?
Wait, I'm the one who sang that!
She played along before objecting.
Like in episode 8.
Since you objected to yourself, both today and tomorrow are national holidays!
That's it!
In that case, let's ride it out with a series of short gags!
Did you all know?
Preview
This week's Chronicles of the Going Home Club wasn't the last episode!
Next week is Record 37: Misreading.
And about twenty more... are you kidding?!
We'll go flat out to get through them all!
Hope you enjoy them!