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My long summer vacation has come to an end.
Hello.
Oh, Nat-chan.
It's been such a long time.
Oh... yeah, it's been a while.
Karin, is there something different about you?
I don't think so!
That's right.
Everything's as it's always been.
Exactly!
Kabuki Seal!
I-Is this...
your second term debut?
So that's the dream I had.
A second term debut?
Is that like your debut into high society?
No, it wasn't like that...
To put it simply,
it was more like a change of image to celebrate the end of summer vacation.
My fingernails have done a second term debut.
Oh, you got a manicure!
Wow, they're all sparkly!
Would you like to try it, Botan-senpai?
I'll give you one, too.
Your feminine appeal is sky high as always, Karin!
D-Don't get the wrong idea.
It's not like I bought this with you in mind!
Record 32
Judge People by Appearances
Uh, what was that all about?
Tsun...
...dere!
What's that?
Are you goofing around?
Okay, let's rip off her fingernails.
I'm sorry! I got carried away!
For such close friends, they sure are merciless.
It's just that, since we were discussing image changes,
I thought I might try one, too.
So why did you go for that one?
Well, you see, I have these pigtails, right?
I think most people totally associate pigtails with tsundere!
Totally!
You changed your personality to match your appearance?!
Well, a person's appearance and their personality do tend to match.
They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover,"
but a person's personality does show in their appearance surprisingly often.
It irks me to hear that coming from her.
If there's a fat guy in a band,
Yeah!
you can bet he's the drummer.
If you see a delinquent with a pompadour nowadays,
The hell are you lookin' at?!
you can bet he's from Saitama Prefecture.
That's just prejudice!
Why do you restrict the images of drummers and delinquents to such stereotypes?
Plus, what kinda place do you think Saitama Prefecture is?!
It's because Saitama still has a lot of untouched nature.
Come on! Get out here!
It has a very diverse ecosystem.
Do you think pompadours are an endangered species?!
In manga and anime especially,
appearance and personality tend to match.
For instance, red hair means you're passionate.
Blue hair means you're calm and collected...
Well... I guess those are commonly seen.
And white hair means you're an old person.
That's entirely normal!
That's true, yeah.
And green hair means you're unpopular.
Please don't say things that'll make us more enemies for no reason!
And black hair means you're pure.
She just casually played up her own appeal!
And green hair means you're unpopular.
Don't repeat it!
When I think of "green,"
I think of how green-skinned characters often produce eggs from their mouths.
H-Have you seen someone other than the "King" do that?
Years ago, I practiced doing it with hardboiled eggs, and my mother scolded me.
What were you hoping to accomplish?
Yellow is usually associated with a love of curry, right?
What a healthy eater!
That's right!
Red is the leader, Blue is the cool one,
Pink gets fawned over because she's the only girl...
Aren't you a bit behind the times with that image?
And green...
produces eggs from his mouth.
No, we can let that joke die now.
The mysterious criminal type usually wears a black body stocking!
That's just artistic license!
Now I see.
I always wondered why, after the culprit's been discovered,
he suddenly stops wearing his body stocking.
You're not very good at reading manga, are you?
When I think of black, I also think...
of coffee...
Black cats...
Silhouettes?
Black suits...
Clothes of mourning...
Black hair is... pure.
You don't give up!
And what was with that lead-in?
But in Sakura's case,
maybe instead of changing your personality to match your appearance,
you should change your appearance to match your personality?
Hm.
That's also an option!
I don't like that idea.
I don't want to see Sakura-senpai with a punch perm.
What are you trying to say about me?
Slurp!
Fanservice Shot for Punch Perm and Cup Udon Lovers
Changing your appearance to match your personality, huh?
I guess there's only one way I can go...
Why shoulderpads?!
Okay. Go for the fingernails.
Yeah.
Going Home Club
Fire Prevention Supervisor: Patrick Lafcadio Hearn
Hey!
What is this?!
This is too scary even for a penalty!
Lafcadio.
My Hagishirabe-ryuu has long been at odds with Hagitsuki-ryuu.
The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
Today, the heir to Hagitsuki-ryuu has appeared in our sacred dojo...
...along with her friends.
Hey, I came for some training.
Record 33 Field Trip!! The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
Hey, Botan.
The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
Are your nails unusually sparkly today?
Oh, this?
Our junior member did it for me.
I-I think it's cute.
So you really do think of her as a friend!
Botan-san.
The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
I can come at you with everything I've got today, right?
Yes. Try to kill me.
That technique!
You know it, Karin?
It's kinda scary-looking!
Don't make such misleading reactions!
This technique infuses my shadow with Nen so I can control it as I wish!
Bam!
I guess the shadow disappears when the main form is defeated.
She just attacked without listening to the explanation of his special move!
And after she beat him, she even added her own supplementary explanation!
Fighting you one at a time is a pain.
The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
Come at me all at once.
Botan sure is strong, isn't she?
Yeah...
I'm Suzaku of the Four Heavenly Kings.
Just so you know, I've known Botan since we were four years old!
Ah... I see.
Is she trying to compete with me?
When we were in middle school, we even went shopping for clothes together.
Wow...
And this is the shirt I bought at Botan's recommendation.
Croquette
Well, that's certainly...
a unique choice of clothing.
You don't have to try to spare my feelings.
It's a weird shirt that makes no sense.
But this is...
the clothing Botan chose for me.
It's a precious treasure to me.
She defeated them without even showing a moment's weakness!
That's way too harsh for a battle anime!
Um, this isn't a battle anime.
F-For some reason,
I'm the only one who didn't get a proper caption...
but if you're curious, my name is—
Anime Lover: The Hopeless Fatso
You put up that one?!
Family Restaurant
Open 24 Hours
Welcome!
A table for six?
Botan-senpai, I've heard the story.
Here, open wide!
What story?
You said that Sakura-senpai was the first friend you ever made.
Is it good?
Yes!
But you went clothes shopping with Suzaku-san once too, right?
Want another bite?
Yes!
Okay, open wide.
Oh, that's right.
I didn't understand why
You're so cute.
she wanted to go shopping with me, even though we were enemies.
Ready for another bite?
So I picked the weirdest piece of clothing I'd seen all day and pushed her to buy it.
Yes!
The Saitama Prefecture referenced in this program is a fictional version that someone made up. It bears little resemblance to the actual Saitama Prefecture.
We beg your indulgence in this matter.
Chronicles of the Going Home Club
Going Home Club Photo Gallery
It's important to eat in the morning. When it comes to breakfast, you've got to have rice!!! -Botan
Record 33.5 Five Girls, One Hundred Ghost Stories
One, two, three, four, five, six...
No matter how many times she counted,
even though there should be one extra,
they were all faces she recognized...
She couldn't tell who the extra person was!
That's a pretty creepy story.
But that's the hundredth story.
After each of the "Hundred Ghost Stories," we put out one candle.
And this is the last one...
Wh-What will happen when we put out the final candle?
When I put out the hundredth candle...
animating the show becomes a lot easier!
Chronicles of the Going Home Club
It's almost time to change uniforms.
We didn't get much use out of the summer ones.
Well, the fabric may actually be thin,
but when drawing them, the only difference is whether the arms are visible.
That's right.
Even without relying on sex appeal, it's enough that Karin-san is so cute.
Well, be that as it may,
our club has five members now.
This year, we can participate in the club relay at the Athletics Festival!
Really?
Even though we're not an official club.
What? No one told me we weren't official!
If you sign up for the relay,
you can participate as just a group of friends.
Oh, I see...
Then, I'll run anchor.
What?!
I'm the president! I should be the anchor!
Fine, but in that case...
There's a chance I might break someone's wrist.
Please be the anchor!
Record 34
"I Won't Give It Up"
Fanservice shot!
And one more!
For the headband fetishists, too!
Since my summer uniform didn't get much use,
I tried making up for it with my gym clothes!
Now, let's get out on that field and practice some handoffs!
Well, we came out to the field...
but a sports club is already using it.
It's okay!
This field belongs to everyone, so I'll negotiate with them to let us use it!
But would they really give it up in the middle of club practice?
Looks like it's not going well.
Wow, she's totally flipping out!
I ended up challenging them to a soccer match.
How much did you complicate things?!
In 30 minutes, we'll have a match with the Soccer Club.
If we win, they'll let us use half the field however we want.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
All else aside, challenging the Soccer Club to soccer is...
Why did you decide to play them on their own turf?
We're only five girls, remember?
Hey, it looks like she's only just realizing that now.
Let's make a miracle happen using the power of friendship.
If that was all it took, there'd be no need for training arcs!
I-If we don't have enough people,
can't we just run twice as hard to make up for it?
Do you run a sweatshop or something?
Even if we do twice the work, we're still a player short.
I just want to play soccer with you guys...
You can run ten times as hard by yourself.
Now, now.
If we win, they'll let us use the field, after all.
Ah... but what happens if we lose?
I offered Karin-chan to them as their manager.
Oh, as a manager?
Doumyouji!
Meet me on the roof!
Rumble
That's a major overreaction!
It's fine!
We just have to win, right?
Going Home Club Fire Prevention Supervisor: Deputy President Oohagi
And so it seems
What is soccer? Learn the rules!!
we've challenged them to a battle we can't afford to lose.
But how well do you guys actually know the rules of soccer?
Karin, why don't you tell me everything you know?
Let's see...
you can't use your hands...
you kick the ball with your feet...
and you score points by getting it in your opponent's goal.
Also, if you slide in from behind, you get a card!
What is soccer? Learn the rules!!
You jumped ahead to that?
And if you get something called a "hat trick," you get three points!
You've got the order backwards!
Okay then, Natsuki-chan, can you correctly explain the offside rule?
Offside is some kind of rule they have in place to prevent ambushes, right?
Here goes!
All right!
Aw, man!
What are the specific conditions for it?
When is the ruling called?
How would you utilize an offside trap?
Um, I don't know that much about it...
Plus, soccer is a game played between two teams of eleven.
Heavy... heavy...
Reflecting
I'm really sorry!
My arms are gonna fall off!
Then, let them fall off.
I seriously can't feel my fingertips!
I think they're gonna tear off!
That's not a problem. You don't use your hands in soccer, anyway.
B-But...
If you drop those buckets, I'll feed you pickled grasshoppers.
You're treating a Nagano Prefecture staple food like a penalty?
The "Nagano Prefecture" referenced in this program is a fictional "Nagano Prefecture"...
It's fine. You don't have to add any tedious disclaimers.
Grasshoppers aren't a staple food.
Soccer Club Captain Nakata Tabito, 3rd year Position: MF
Hello, members of the Going Home Club.
I'm the captain, Nakata.
We are very grateful to you for bringing us a female manager today.
Touno-san's only a first-year,
but I've heard she's popular with the boys.
Oh, are you really?
Have a lot of guys confessed to you?
Oh no, nothing like that.
Oh, but Karin really is popular!
Like, not too long ago...
Could you not jump into girl talk so suddenly?
Wait a minute.
This is the first I've heard about this.
Who are these insects who have been approaching Karin-san?
I won't allow any man weaker than me near her.
I'll make sure they follow the proper procedures.
Hey, Nakata!
Thanks to you, this has gotten way out of hand!
You're the one who started this in the first place, President!
Well, say what you like.
As long as Touno-san becomes our manager.
Isn't it a bit early to be acting like you've won?
It's all five of us together that make the Going Home Club what it is.
We're indispensable friends who all play leading roles.
We won't give up even one of our members!
Now she's posturing even though this is all her own fault.
Are you the Touno-san who's becoming our manager?
Well, it's not set in stone yet...
It effectively is, though.
Guys, don't get too overconfident.
Don't forget that I could kill every one of you in a single frame if I wanted to.
1F = 1/60 seconds
A f-frame?
Why is she measuring increments of time with fighting game terminology?
Hey, it's time to start!
Take your positions!
Yes, Captain!
The match between the Soccer Club and the Going Home Club will now begin!
What... kind of shot was that?
That wasn't a shot.
It was a pass.
Zero points!
What kind of drive pass were you going for?
Hey, we'll resume the game with a goal kick from your side!
No... it's okay. We forfeit.
Please, use this half of the field.
We can't use the goal over here, anyway...
And most of our club members wet themselves...
I wet myself, too.
Senpai!
There, there.
Didn't I tell you, Karin-chan?
When hearts that protect and hearts that believe overlap,
they won't lose to anyone.
You've never told me that before,
but I'm still glad!
It's me.
We ended the match safely.
Recover the sniper, if you would.
I'm better off not asking.
Take Flight ~Into the Legend~
Would the students participating in the club relay
please gather at the designated location.
Ready...
Do your best, Sakura-senpai!
Go!
Do your best!
Do your best!
Senpai!
We did it! First place!
This is what happens when the five of us combine our powers!
And I was rooting for you as hard as I could!
Huh?
You were rooting for us?
There are five runners in a relay race, and five members of the Going Home Club.
And Karin was...
I was cheering for you the whole time.
One...
two...
three...
four...
five?
Preview
The chondrocladia lyra that lives on the ocean floor is...
Um... how should I put it...
What is it, exactly?
It's weird that this thing's a carnivore!
Next time, Record 35: Bound by School Regulations.
And two more!
Going Home Club Mini Theater
Oh, Claire-senpai.
Is something on your mind?
Natsuki-san.
To tell you the truth, something is bothering me.
What is it?
If you don't mind confiding in me, I'd be happy to help.
But, Claire-senpai, it's rare to see you so bothered by something.
What's wrong?
The truth is...
Karin-san is so cute, I just can't handle it!
That's it?!
Do you get it, Natsuki-san?
She's a club junior, just like you.
But somehow...
You're excluding me on that point?!
Karin-san's cuteness is abnormal!
We were just walking together,
and something caught her eye, and she went "What?" and almost ran into a wall.
And that smile!
All she's doing is smiling!
Does she want to kill me with cuteness?
I've been wondering... What if Karin-san is part of some evil plot against me?
See you next time!