[HorribleSubs] Kitakubu Katsudou Kiroku - 06.ass (DOWNLOAD SUBTITLES)
Botan-chan!
Record 18
Youth is an Explosion
With you here, Botan-chan, kick-the-can turns into a crap game!
But games like this aren't fun if you don't take them seriously.
I understand that.
I just wish you'd learn some restraint.
If I kicked it halfheartedly and it hit someone, it'd be dangerous.
Instead, I'm making it burn up in the atmosphere.
Are you a human catapult?!
But that's the fourth can we've lost!
How many cans of coffee are you gonna make Natsuki-chan drink?!
Why do I have to drink them all myself?!
Now she gives us a retort!
I was wondering when you'd jump in.
Whenever I try to yell, I feel like...
Nat-chan?
Are you all right?
You're the one who wanted to play kick-the-can, Sakura.
You can't say it's a crap game now...
Some Minutes Ago
Some minutes ago...
How cute!
You baked these too, Karin-san?
Yup, I did!
What do you think?
They're great!
I'm so happy!
Okay! Today, let's play a game as kids of our generation do!
We're all going to play?
Yeah!
But now that I think about it, this game only goes up to four players.
I guess someone will be left out!
Sorry, Natsuki-chan!
Okay. I'll set the traps and bombs,
and capture monsters once they're partially destroyed.
Okay. I'm gonna go pick mushrooms.
I'll go gather some honey.
I'm going to practice with the controls.
We just ran out of honey, anyway.
Karin, why are you cooking meat over there?
Oh, this one's an enemy too, isn't it?
You can tell it's a monster by looking at it!
Botan-san, you capture them way too fast.
You fools!
What's wrong with you?!
Why are you sitting inside playing video games on such a nice day?
This is what's wrong with our generation!
You sure changed your mind quick!
Ah, but...
Sakura-senpai, you're the one who wanted to play a game...
That isn't what I meant.
Are you a politician now?
I want to play something that doesn't use electricity,
like people did in the days before video games.
P-Play something... that's not a video game?
Why do you look genuinely confused?!
You're making our generation look worse!
Why don't we exchange love poems?
We don't have to do something that outdated!
We don't have to do something that refined, either!
Then, what should we play?
What should we play?
W-We should play...
Kick-the-can!
That's it!
Today, we'll go to the park and play kick-the-can!
The Present
And back in the present...
But now that I think about it...
Buying coffee from a vending machine
means we're still using electricity, doesn't it?
That's nitpicking!
You don't have to count that!
Even though it's coffee in a can...
...you cannot count it!
A-Anyway, I'm giving Botan-chan a handicap so we won't lose any more cans.
Why do you carry handcuffs around with you?
I'm glad I had my "Apprehending Creeps Starter Kit" on hand!
Uh, no. I think using them like that makes you the creep.
Anyway, Natsuki-chan...
What?
Here.
Right!
Let's resume the game!
Right! Let's resume the game!
Chronicles of the Going Home Club
Going Home Club Photo Gallery
The decorative plants in the recording studio. Tee-hee. Calming, aren't they? -Natsuki
Fire Prevention Supervisor: The Corpse in the Middle of the Room Going Home Club
I feel... kinda sick...
What's wrong, Sakura-senpai?
Did you catch a cold?
Huh? Hey!
Sakura-senpai!
Are you okay?!
It appears the first victim has been chosen.
Sinful lambs...
Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment.
Now, let us begin.
The ordeal in which you will confront your sins...
The Game of Judgment:
Guilty Judge!
Record 19: Guilty Judge
You have all committed a sin.
Put hand to breast and try to recall it.
Which one?
No, you need to put your hand on your own breast!
She's just turning into a dirty old man now...
But I have no idea what she's talking about.
Committed a sin?
What could we have done?
I've repaired everything I've destroyed.
That's true.
Maybe our sin is not catching fire as a popular anime yet?
Stop talking about that!
Then, what on earth could it be?
If you don't know, then I shall tell you.
Having the video so eerily in sync with our conversation
just makes it more annoying.
It happened during "Record 18: Youth is an Explosion."
You disregarded your club president, of all people,
and the four of you played a video game without her, didn't you?!
She's really clinging to that grudge.
Leaving out a friend is simply unforgivable!
Then, why did you kill the club president first?
I don't understand why you'd do that.
Now, let me explain how this game will work.
Was all that buildup really necessary?
While you were distracted,
I locked this room from the inside!
What?!
But we're on the inside, right?
She sounded dramatic, but I'm pretty sure that door opens from the inside.
Does that door even have a lock?
In addition, I have taken the liberty of affixing bombs somewhere on your bodies.
What?! When?!
If you do not fulfill the conditions for escape and acquire the room key,
the bombs will explode and it'll be game over.
Oh, and another thing: The bombs are invisible to beautiful girls.
How could you?!
That means none of us here can find and disarm the bombs!
I get it!
That's why you killed Sakura first,
because she was the only one among us who could see the bombs!
What?!
That was just air leaking out of my lungs and vibrating my vocal cords.
That's one talented corpse.
Now, before we begin the game, there's one thing we must do.
Sorry to make you do this,
but can you please place three chairs in a circle facing outwards?
So this part's self-service, huh?
What a pain.
You should be helping us.
Corpse
Now, I will reveal the nature of the game that shall judge you.
It's a game designed to make a person expose their innermost self.
It's called...
Musical Chairs!
We know that much.
After she made us set up the chairs, why is she trying to sound so smart?
When the music stops, whoever isn't sitting dies!
She started singing.
What's with this surreal video?
Looks like we have no choice.
Let's play along.
Yeah, why not?
I'm... dead!
Karin-san.
That's one dead.
How did it feel to sacrifice your friend to survive?
Sorry! We all survived!
This is lame. What is she even talking about?
Remove one chair.
Time for the second round!
What?! Even though we all survived?
Corpse
And so, the second person dies.
Now, remove one more chair.
Who will survive to the end?
Just one chair now?
Four people on one chair isn't gonna be easy...
We did it!
Well?
How did it feel to sacrifice your friends to survive?
Can you live with the pain of your loneliness from now on?
Hey, Claire, don't you think you're clutching me a bit too tight?
I don't have a choice!
Senpai, that tickles!
Claire-senpai, stop that!
Oh, yeah...
Did you know there's a pancake festival going on now at the family restaurant?
I made reservations for today, so shall we all go together?
Hooray!
Pancakes sound good.
I've been thinking about them lately.
But making reservations for a family restaurant seems...
Oh? Do you think I should have booked the whole restaurant?
That's not what I meant...
Shall we, then?
Yes!
Chronicles of the Going Home Club
Pow!
Chronicles of the Going Home Club
The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
It cut all ties with Hagitsuki-ryuu,
and despite its common origin, continued to develop along its own path.
As time passed, it came to stand opposed to its parent family, the Hagitsuki-ryuu.
These days, nobody even remembers the reason why.
And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!
And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!!
Roar
Record 20
The Four Heavenly Kings of Hagishirabe-ryuu
So, I'd like to begin
this regularly-scheduled meeting of the Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings.
The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
Does anyone have any business to discuss?
The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
Nope.
Why do we meet twice a week when we never have any business to discuss?
The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
We've totally become regulars at this place.
Hey, they've got new menu items today.
The Anime Lover: The Hopeless Genbu
Business...
I can't think of any...
Wait, what's with this name?!
Why am I "hopeless"?!
And why is "lover" the word that's spelled out in red on mine?!
You don't deny that you love anime, though?
I don't!
But I can't point out every single problem at once, can I?!
I hear you, I hear you.
We don't have any business to discuss, anyway. So let's think...
...of a new nickname for him!
Hmm...
The Baseless Genbu
The Baseless Genbu!
That's not any better!
Something baseless isn't of any use!
The Useless Genbu
The Pointless Genbu
Do you prefer Useless Genbu or Pointless Genbu?
They mean the same thing!
The Hopeless...
The Hopeless
Fatso.
The Hopeless Fatso
That's the part you changed?!
That means I'm 100% a burden to the Four Heavenly Kings!
Byakko, want to split a spinach sauté?
Sure, let's buzz the waiter.
You're bored of the subject already!
At least try one more round of suggestions!
How about...
What?
Melon soda!
You want me to fetch you some?!
I want cola and orange in a 1:1.618 proportion, in accordance with the golden ratio.
Your blending instructions are too specific!
I hope you shrink your tank top in the wash, you idiot!
By the way, how's our mortal enemy Hagitsuki-ryuu doing?
Oohagi Botan's club... The Going Home Club, I think?
I hear some younger students have joined it.
Mixing cola and orange together is gross!
Don't complain!
I hope your headband snaps and slashes your forehead!
That first year...
I don't like her one bit.
When I was monitoring Hagitsuki-ryuu before...
Botan-senpai, that strap is so cute.
Hm?
Oh, this?
You can have it if you want.
What? Are you sure?
Yeah. I've got a whole bunch of the same one.
Wow!
Now we'll match, Karin!
M-Match?
You fools!
Wh-What?!
Do you know how many stores I visited to get one like Botan's?!
She says: "It's so cute!"
and gets it handed to her by the person herself?!
There's only so much I can take of this world mocking me!
Why do you have a matching one, too?!
You can buy them on the Net, you know.
You have matching ones, too?!
You guys don't secretly love Hagitsuki-ryuu, do you?!
Huh?!
No way! She's the enemy!
If I ever met Botan-chan, I'd kill her!
You started using "chan"!
You're Kokonoe-sama who reserved a table for five, correct?
I can't wait!
I'm so hungry!
I'm famished after all that crying!
H-Hagitsuki-ryuu!
Fancy seeing you here!
It's been so long!
Drop in at our dojo again sometime!
We've got a score to settle with you!
Here she is!
Finally!
Botan-senpai, those people over there...
Are they friends of yours?
No, they're my enemies.
Float, float, float, float, float!
Unidentified Flying Animal
UFA!
The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu...
...The Rest is Omitted.
Roar
So, I'd like to begin this week's scheduled meeting.
The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
Any new business?
The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
Should we talk about Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities?
The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
Let's have a report.
____ Lover: ____ Genbu
I suppose...
Wait, why is it "@#$%&"?!
It's okay.
They'll remove things like unnatural light and steam for the DVD release.
That's not the point!
It's an added perk!
Don't take off your tank top all of a sudden!
What if it's not removed from the DVD?
Don't say that!
What will we do if everyone wants a refund?
Well, regarding Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities...
Yes. That's the business at hand.
I want to eat some ice cream!
Me, too.
You've got everything matching now!
Are you sure you don't love Hagitsuki-ryuu after all?
She's the enemy!
Fresh Botan-chan!
Smile Botan-chan!
Stop taking your clothes off!
I hope you get scalped by some warlike tribe, you spiky-headed jerk!
You fools!
You're the ones who called her the enemy!
The Merciless Seiryuu
The Ruthless Byakko
The Relentless Suzaku
Strike! Batter out!
Change!
The Baseless Genbu
They will return!
Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings
Preview
When you watched the C part,
you might be inclined to think that the Hopeless Genbu's name
was changed to the Baseless Genbu.
But the truth is, he's still Hopeless.
Next episode, Record 21: Sealed Words.
We'll show you two others, as well.
Going Home Club Miniature Theater
What's wrong, Natsuki-chan?!
Are you feeling ill?
Do you need a drink?
It appears the first victim has been chosen.
There's some canned coffee in the fridge!
Sinful Sakura-senpai...
You like it black, right?
Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment.
Now, let us begin.
Natsuki-chan, look, here's some coffee!
The ordeal in which you will confront your sins...
The Game of Judgment:
Guilty Judge Reborn!
Look at that, Natsuki-chan!
You seem surprised.
You're on TV!
If you don't know what your sin is, put hand to breast and try to recall it.
Was that Guilty Judge thing supposed to air today?
And... what does "reborn" mean?!
If you don't know, then I shall tell you!
How dare you make me drink seven cans of coffee?!
Can #8
And all of it black!
I can't blame Natsuki-san for being angry.
Claire-chan!
She needs something sweet!
Have some sweets from our café!
Boom
Kokono-Éclairs are delicious!
You fools!
See you next time!