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"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll make it sing."
Senpai, do you know that poem?
Sure I do.
From the cuckoo poems that were written
to describe the personalities of the Three Great Unifiers, right?
"I'll make it sing" was Hideyoshi, wasn't it?
But what brought this up?
They already know about them...
Hey, Senpai!
Karin just learned that today, and she was really impressed!
Try to read the mood!
"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll kill it."
"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll make it sing."
"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll wait until it sings."
From these poems,
we can determine that Nobunaga was crazy,
Hideyoshi was normal and boring,
and Ieyasu was lazy.
It's not like they composed the poems themselves...
Record 5
The Cuckoo Isn't Singing. It Appears to be Dead.
The subject just came up in class today.
What? But doesn't first year Social Studies only cover world history?
Why were you talking about generals of the Warring States?
No, it wasn't in Social Studies. It was in Math.
That happens a lot.
Maybe the teacher's original ambition
to go into humanities showed up there.
I guess he made a bit of a life mistake.
Huh?!
That happens a lot.
But I was really impressed.
I thought, if all the generals had poems like that,
it'd be easier for someone who's bad at history to memorize things.
I see! Then, I'll come up with one for you!
"The cuckoo looks good in an eye patch."
From this poem, you can determine
that Masamune really loved eye patches.
Masamune loved himself, then!
Also, that's a little too random!
I bet Masamune wouldn't take any damage
unless his eye patch was destroyed first.
What are you talking about?!
You don't have to take notes!
Hey, yeah!
Now I can take Geography next year instead of Japanese History.
That's not the answer!
That info won't help you, even in Japanese History!
One-Eyed Seal
I'm Date!
By the way, what would you do in that situation, Karin-san?
What? In what situation?
You just got a cuckoo, but it won't sing.
What would you do?
Let me see...
If the cuckoo won't sing...
Bam
I-I have to take it to a hospital because it might be sick!
Deliberation
Cute
Huh?!
What?!
I want you to be my little sister.
Why do your eyes look so serious?!
Because I mean it.
You meant that?!
Then, what would you do, Natsuki-chan?
What? Me?
Uh, let me see...
If the cuckoo won't sing, I guess I'm okay with that.
I see!
Don't entertain lofty ambitions,
but accept the situation for what it is,
and try to enjoy it.
This poem embodies the spirit of modern youth.
You don't have to analyze it that much...
I'm just not that interested in listening to cuckoos singing.
You modern youth, you!
What would you do, then, Sakura-senpai?
Let me see...
I figure the cuckoo
probably has its own reasons for not singing... So I'd say...
If the cuckoo won't sing, try smiling instead.
That's not kindness!
You're putting even more pressure on it!
I'm pretty much the same as Ieyasu.
You mean you'd wait until it sings?
Yeah.
If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll wait until it sings.
Until its tears turn into stars in the sky!
She added a lower phrase!
I'm pretty sure Ieyasu wasn't that much of a romantic!
It's because, back in middle school,
I was the type who'd write lyrics without music to go with them.
Why did you just confess to that?
What about you, Claire-chan?
Let's see... To be honest,
I don't fully understand what these poems mean.
Huh? You don't understand them?
Well, you know...
If the cuckoo won't sing, why not just get a canary?
That's not the issue!
Um... I know it's a little late to ask this, but...
What type of bird is a cuckoo?
Good question. What kind of bird is it?
Um... I think it's... green, and...
That's a bush warbler.
I think it's yellow, and used as a dyeing agent...
I think you're describing sodium chromate.
How did you get those confused?!
It's a type of bird: small, medium,
or possibly large, with two wings it uses to fly.
It also has a beak.
Oh, it's that kind of bird.
Use your head, Karin!
That applies to most birds!
Also, the females lay eggs.
Only the females, not the males.
You can stop giving that kind of info!
It's not helping the description at all!
But it's strange, isn't it?
We've been saying all these things,
but none of us actually knows what a cuckoo is.
Maybe, instead of a cuckoo bird, it's...
She's not really...
...going to say it, is she?
...a bird gone cuckoo!
She said it!
There are some jokes you know are bad,
but you just have to say them anyway!
A type of bird in the Cuculidae family, of the order Cuculiformes. Grows to about 28 centimeters. They often lay eggs in nests of other birds, such as bush warblers, leaving the host to raise the cuckoo's chick. Because of this, they are seen as pests of the bird world. They migrate to Japan around mid-May, leading to much shouting at them to go away.
Cuckoo Bird
Bird Gone Cuckoo
A bird that is pathetic in every way. It's not especially harmful, but it tends to be exterminated.
I brought cookies today!
Yay!
Yay!
Oh, they're good!
Where did you buy them?
Don't say that, Senpai.
I made them myself!
You fiend! Who are you?!
Huh? What?!
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Feminine Appeal Overdrive
Wait a minute!
You mean Karin-chan isn't the "brainless beauty" archetype?
I figured, if she tried to cook...
She'd be the type to make the pot explode!
Please, Senpai. Food doesn't explode.
You are correct!
Oh no! I've got "anime brain"!
Oh, but... eggs do explode if you microwave them,
so you have to be careful.
You even went to the trouble of naming an exception!
What is this feeling?
I suddenly want to wrap her in kindness...
I didn't know Karin-san had a talent like that.
Did you know, Natsuki-san?
Nope. This is the first I've heard of it, too.
Feminine Appeal: 5,000!
Impossible!
From an Earthling?!
Where did you pull that thing from?!
Is the device malfunctioning?!
I think your brain is malfunctioning!
I was actually in the Home Ec Club in middle school.
I'm good at cooking and sewing.
Oh, really?
So why didn't you join the Home Ec Club in high school?
It's because this school separates it
into Cooking Club and Handicrafts Club.
And while I was trying to pick between them,
Boom
that's when I found the Going Home Club!
How did you decide on this club
as a happy medium between the two?
It's impressive that you can sew, too.
I'd love to see something you've made.
In that case...
Karin
This tissue cover is handmade!
N-Not only does she put a cover on her pocket tissues...
...but it's handmade, too?!
Feminine Appeal Level: 40,000...
50,000...
It's still rising!
Seriously, where did you buy that thing?
Karin must be of a race that can alter its Feminine Appeal at will.
She's joined in, too!
What formidable Feminine Appeal!
To bring me of all people to my knees...
Why are you on your knees?!
Truth is...
I've heard of this.
They say that any girl can become a princess!
You mean that Karin-chan...
has another transformation coming up?!
It exploded!
A device that explodes when it exceeds its measuring parameters
goes against the PL Law!
How did you end up like that?!
I can't win...
What are you even fighting?!
By the way, the PL Law refers to the Product Liability Law,
a regulation prohibiting the sale of dangerous goods.
She gave an explanation!
Also... it has nothing to do... with high school... baseball...
I... I'm done for, too...
Why?!
This... atmosphere...
These people take a mood way too far!
Seriously, what is happening here?!
I don't really get it, but...
They liked the stuff I made!
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Captain! I'm starting my patrol!! -Sakura
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Hello.
Oh, the new recruits are here.
Yes!
Senpai, listen to this!
What is it?
A girl who was in my class in middle school
said she went to a social mixer recently!
Boom
High school girls are too young for that!
I agree!
This is good.
What?
Record 7
Social Mixer Training
A social mixer isn't that unusual, is it?
It was normal at my middle school.
What kind of middle school did you go to?!
Excuse me...
but what is a social mixer?
I don't know anything about them.
Let me explain!
What is a Social Mixer?
The Going Home Club Explains:
A social mixer is an event in which several boys and girls
work together toward a common goal,
occasionally clashing, as they
grow up and improve one another.
Is it really something that noble?
Incidentally,
in my third year of middle school, we sang Die Moldau.
Oh... I was hoping I was wrong...
Choral Mixer
but you're thinking of a choral mixer.
What?
No, oh no... You're talking about the other kind?!
I'm so embarrassed!
She really mixed them up?
She's surprisingly innocent!
A social mixer
is a lowbrow event where outgoing men and women who've never met before
come together to get better acquainted, with the goal of dating.
Oh, I see.
But you know, we are already in high school!
A social mixer could break out at any time,
and we could get caught up in it!
Okay! Today, we're going to do a social mixer practice drill!
Are social mixers like natural disasters now?!
And so, playing along with Sakura-senpai's idea,
Playing the Boys
we all drew lots to determine our roles.
Playing the Girls
Playing waitress/referee
What do you mean, the referee?!
Does a social mixer need one of those?
I'll be judging your social mixer etiquette.
But she doesn't have any experience with social mixers either...
Okay! Social mixer, start!
Saying "Start" doesn't help us much...
Um... since we're supposed to be people who've never met,
maybe we should introduce ourselves?
Great job! +10 to Botan-chan!
You're scoring that?!
My name is Oohagi Botan.
My special skill is earth splitting.
By earth splitting, you mean...
No, not that.
Parting Rivers
You didn't mean earthenware?!
My name is Kokonoe Claire.
I play a bit of Stradivarius.
Why don't you just say "violin"?!
I also do tea ceremonies from time to time.
Yohen Tenmoku Tea Bowl
Yohen Tenmoku tea bowls are national treasures!
Why do you always call attention to the fact that you're on a different plane?
Well, I'm...
I've brought you some wasabi octopus!
Wasabi Octopus x 4
Right now?! Read the atmosphere, waitress!
If you need anything, please press this button.
If you need anything, please press the button.
Why is that part so realistic?!
What's wasabi octopus?
Once again, I'm Andou Natsuki. My hobby is...
Girlish Appeal
making felt dolls.
Natsuki -30
What was I supposed to say?!
I'm Touno Karin.
Lately, I enjoy floral-scented baths.
I'm not very good at studying, but my favorite tea is darjeeling.
Natsuki -30
Karin +120
She got a high score for that?
But I didn't even understand that last thing she said!
By the way, did you know?
In flower language, the Cosmos flower represents "a maiden's devotion."
What?!
Her Feminine Appeal Level is beyond measure.
What? You're still dragging up that joke?
Rain Seal
Rain seal.
Well, we finished our introductions.
So now...
...what are we...
...supposed to do?
Wasabi Octopus x8
I brought more wasabi octopus!
Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus
A second wasabi octopus onslaught?!
How desperate is this store to push the wasabi octopus?!
Well, wasabi octopus is the only bar snack I know.
There's a lot of options! Like fried foods!
I didn't think of that!
Time for a freebie!
Freebie
Huh?
If you bring up the next topic smoothly, you get a high score!
Make it clear if you're the waitress or the referee!
You both have such lovely outfits.
Where do you usually go shopping?
Botan +10 Claire +530,000 Natsuki -30
That's an incredibly high score!
Your scoring standards make no sense!
That kind of inflation makes this feel like a real battle!
Why does that make her so excited?!
Besides, this isn't even a battle!
I usually shop locally, but sometimes I go to Harajuku, too!
Oh, really.
That topic didn't go as far as expected...
Wasabi Octopus x8 Fried Wasabi Octopus x1
I brought some fried wasabi octopus!
Why are you so insistent on wasabi octopus?!
Just bring over some ordinary chicken!
Oh, I see. That'll work.
Unexpected Incident
Time for an unexpected incident!
Botan-chan spills a drink and loses points!
What? Random events happen in this, too?
Botan -9,600,000 Claire +530,000
What an explosive drop!
Interesting!
She gets more excited the more digits are added!
She's so easy to read!
Fried Chicken x1
I've brought some fried chicken!
Oh, finally. A proper dish.
Fried Chicken x1
Put lemon on the fried chicken? Yes / No
Put lemon on the fried chicken?
Um... I'll choose "Yes."
The Lemon has Revealed its True Form!!
The lemon has revealed its true form!
You look closely and see it's not a lemon after all, but a durian!
Will this result in a huge drop of score?!
What kind of situation is this?!
I want to see the manager.
Botan +28,000,000 Claire +530,000
She jumped back into the lead with a complaint!
Social mixers are a complicated thing.
You're just making it up as you go!
Blub blub?
It's time to wrap it up!
Choose who you want to take out!!
I'm not sure what's going on, but I'd like to take Karin-san out.
Okay!
She's become quite the carnivore.
Boom
How long do you want your takeout to keep?
Don't try to preserve her with dry ice!
Coming through! Coming through!
Now that you've chosen the one you'd like to take out,
I will announce the final scores!
Botan: +6,840,000,000,000 Claire: +89,650,000,000,000
Natsuki: -30
Karin: +9,200,720,195,000,000,000
Natsuki: -30
The winner is... Karin-chan!
Hooray?
I bestow upon Karin-chan the title of "Social Mixer Goddess!"
Yay?
All right!
Now you'll all know what to do if you're ever caught up in a social mixer.
Miss Waitress.
When do you get off work?
Botan: +∞ Claire: +89,650,000,000,000
Hey! You can't make a pass at the waitress!
Sakura-senpai.
I was thinking about it, and a chorus made up of boys
and girls would be a mixed chorus, not a choral mixer.
Mixed Chorus
Choral Mixer
You couldn't have confused it with a social mixer.
Mixed shock!
Preview
Sakura here!
I heard aye-ayes have extremely long middle fingers
that they use to pull grubs out of tree trunks!
Bet it's useful for picking their noses, too!
Next time, Record 8: Kill the Suspicious Person!
And others, with a sandwich on the side!
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ichi gakki ni wa amanjitetano
kurasu no pojishon nigun no ichi
hontou wa watashi yareba dekiru ko
sukoshi namaketa dakedamon
sorya seiseki mo ooru san dashi
gakuen dorama mitaina seishun mo
en mo nai futsuu no onnanoko dakedo
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kawarun nara kono natsu
shuugyoushiki no sono kaerimichi
konbini he dasshu shite
te ni totta fasshon shi
kore sae areba watashi no jinsei mo
kawaru hazu
ni gakki debyuu imechen debyuu
yaku hitotsuki no gekiteki bifoo afutaa
datte ahiru no ko mo hakuchou ni naretan dakara
riajuu sengen itta mon gachi
shingakki ni wa iketeru joshi ni natte
zettai wakuwaku suru seishun ouka shite yarundamon
ni gakki debyuu
imechen debyuu
First semester was good enough for me.
I was at the class mean.
I can really do anything if I try.
I just slacked off a little.
My grades were straight-B's
and my life's straight out of a school drama.
Even if I'm an average girl with no relationships,
can I still try my best?
The future me whispers,
"Summer's the time for change."
On the way home, after the closing ceremony,
I dashed to a convenience store
and grabbed a fashion magazine.
As long as I have this my life should
change somehow.
I start second semester with a whole new look.
A dramatic change over about a month.
Even the ugly duckling could become a swan, after all.
I'll be a winner once I can say I'm living the life.
I'll become a popular girl next semester
and celebrate an exciting youth, no matter what.
I start second semester
with a whole new look.
ima shika dekinai koto ga shitai
ima shika dekinai koto ga shitai
tanoshima nakucha nani sore ii ne
tanoshima nakucha nani sore ii ne
hajimatteru hajimatteru waku waku days
hajimatteru hajimatteru waku waku days
hajimatteru hajimatteru watashitachi
suki ga kirai de kimete
yokei na mayoi iranai iranai
chaimu kara chaimu made
benkyou wo shitara houkago doushiyou
jugyou chuu ni nagameta mado no soto he to habataku
omoitsuki de ii yatte miyou
ashita ja osoi aidea dasu yo
ima shika dekinai koto ga shitai
tanoshima nakucha nani sore ii ne
hajimatteru hajimatteru waku waku days
hajimatteru hajimatteru watashitachi
I want to do something I can only do now.
I want to do something I can only do now.
Something fun. What's that? Not bad.
Something fun. What's that? Not bad.
These exciting days are just beginning
These exciting days are just beginning
It's about to begin for us.
Decide if you like it or not.
We don't need any unnecessary indecisions at all.
From one bell to the next.
If I study now, what should I do after school?
I fly out the window towards the scenery I gazed at during class.
If you think of something, then let's do it!
Tomorrow will be too late. I have an idea.
I want to do something I can only do now.
Something fun. What's that? Not bad.
These exciting days are just beginning
It's about to begin for us.