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"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll make it sing."

Senpai, do you know that poem?

Yes, of course.

From the Cuckoo Poems that were written

to describe the personalities of the Three Great Unifiers, right?

"I'll make it sing" was Hideyoshi, wasn't it?

But what brought this up?

They already know about them...

Hey, Senpai!

Karin just learned that today, and she was really impressed!

Try to read the mood!

"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll kill it."

"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll make it sing."

"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll wait until it sings."

From these poems,

we can determine that Nobunaga was crazy,

Hideyoshi was normal and boring,

and Ieyasu was lazy.

It's not like they composed the poems themselves, though...

The subject just came up in class today.

What? But doesn't first year Social Studies only cover world history?

Why were you talking about Generals of the Warring States?

No, it wasn't in Social Studies. It was in Math.

That happens a lot.

Maybe the teacher's original ambition to go into humanities showed up there.

I guess he made a bit of a life mistake.

What?!

That happens a lot.

But I was really impressed.

I thought, if all the Generals had poems like that,

it'd be easier for someone who's bad at history to memorize things.

I see! Then, I'll come up with one for you!

"The cuckoo looks good in an eye patch."

From this poem, you can determine that Masamune really loved eye patches.

Masamune loved himself, then!

Also, that's a little too random!

I bet Masamune wouldn't take any damage

unless his eye patch was destroyed first.

What are you talking about?!

You don't have to take notes!

I see.

Then I can take Geography next year, instead of Japanese History.

No, you can't!

That info won't help you, even in Japanese History!

I'm Date!

By the way, what would you do if it happened to you, Karin-san?

Huh? If what happened?

The cuckoo you had just bought wouldn't sing.

In that situation, what would you do?

Let me see...

If it wouldn't sing...

I-I might have to take it to a hospital! It might be sick!

I want to make you my little sister.

Why are you saying that so seriously!?

Because I mean it.

You mean that!?

Then, what would you do, Natsuki-chan?

What? Me?

Uh, let me see...

If it won't sing, I guess I'm okay with that.

I see!

Don't entertain lofty ambitions, but accept the situation

for what it is, and try to enjoy it.

This poem embodies the spirit of modern youth.

You don't have to analyze it that much...

I'm just not particularly interested in listening to cuckoos singing.

You modern youth, you!

What would you do, then, Sakura-senpai?

Let me see...

I figure the cuckoo probably has its own reasons for not singing...

So I'd say...

Instead of singing, try smiling instead.

That's not kindness!

You're putting even more pressure on it!

I'm pretty much the same as Ieyasu.

You mean you'd wait until it sings?

Yeah.

If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll wait until it sings.

Until its tears turn into stars in the sky!

She added a subtitle!

There's absolutely no way Ieyasu was such a romantic!

Back in middle school, I was the type

who'd write lyrics without music to go with them.

Why would you admit to that now?

What about you, Claire-chan?

Let's see... even if you ask me...

I don't really understand what these poems mean, you know?

What? You don't understand them?

Well, you know...

If the cuckoo won't sing, why not just buy a canary?

That's not the issue!

Um... I know it's a little late to ask this, but...

What type of bird is a cuckoo?

Good question. What kind of bird is it?

Um... I think it's green, and...

That's a bush warbler.

I think it's yellow, and used as a dyeing agent...

I think you're describing sodium chromate.

How did you get those confused?!

It's a type of bird: small, medium,

or possibly large, with two wings it uses to fly.

It also has a beak.

Oh, so it's that kind of bird?

Come on, Karin!

That can describe almost any bird!

Also, the females lay eggs.

Only the females, not the males.

You can stop giving that kind of info!

It's not narrowing the description at all!

But even so...

We've been saying all these things,

but none of us actually knows what a cuckoo is.

Maybe, instead of a cuckoo bird, it's...

She wouldn't...

...would she?

...a bird gone cuckoo!

She said it!

There are some jokes you know are bad,

but you just have to say them anyway!

I brought cookies today!

Hey, these are good!

Where did you buy them?

Come now, Senpai.

I made them myself!

You fiend! Who are you?!

Huh? What?!

Wait a minute!

You mean Karin-chan wasn't the "brainless beauty" type?

I figured, if she tried to cook...

She'd be the type to make the pot explode!

Come now, Senpai...

food doesn't explode.

You are most correct!

Oh no! I've got "anime brain!"

Oh, but... eggs do explode if you microwave them,

so please be careful.

You even went to the trouble of naming an exception!

What is this feeling?

I suddenly want to shower her with kindness...

It seems Karin-san has that sort of a talent.

Did you know, Natsuki-san?

Nope. This is the first I've heard of it, too.

Feminine Appeal: 5,000!

Impossible!

From an Earthling?!

Where did you pull that from!?

Is the device malfunctioning?!

I think what's malfunctioning is your brain!

I was actually in the Home Ec. Club in middle school.

I'm good at both cooking and sewing.

Oh, really?

So why didn't you join the Home Ec. Club in high school?

It's because this school separates it

into Cooking Club and Handicrafts Club.

And while I was trying to pick between them,

that's when I found the Going Home Club!

How did you decide on this club as a happy medium between the two?

It's impressive that you can sew, too.

I'd love to see something you've made.

In that case...

This tissue cover is handmade!

N-Not only does she put a cover on her pocket tissues...

...but it's handmade, too?!

Feminine Appeal Level: 40,000...

50,000...

It's still rising!

Seriously, where did you buy that thing?

Karin must be of a race that can alter its Feminine Appeal at will.

She's joined in, too!

what formidable Feminine Appeal!

To bring me of all people to my knees...

Why are you on your knees?!

Truth is, I've...

heard of this.

They say that any girl can become a princess!

You mean that Karin-chan...

has another transformation coming up?!

It just exploded!

A device that explodes when it exceeds its measuring parameters

goes against the PL Law!

How did you end up like that?!

I can't win...

What are you even fighting?!

By the way, the PL Law refers to the Product Liability Law,

a regulation prohibiting the sale of dangerous goods.

She gave an explanation!

Also... it has nothing to do... with high school... baseball...

I... I'm done for, too...

Why?!

This... atmosphere...

These people take a mood way too far!

Seriously, what the hell is going on here?!

I don't really get it, but...

They liked the stuff I made!

Hello.

Oh, the new recruits are here.

Yes!

Senpai, listen to this!

What is it?

A girl who was in my class in middle school

said she went to a social mixer recently!

High school girls are too young for that!

Aren't they, though?

This is good.

What?

A social mixer isn't that unusual, is it?

It was normal at my middle school.

What kind of middle school did you go to?!

Excuse me...

but what is a social mixer?

I don't know anything about them.

Let me explain!

A social mixer is an event in which several boys and girls

work together toward a common goal,

occasionally clashing, as they

grow up and improve one another.

Is it really something that noble?

Incidentally, I,

in my third year of middle school, sang Die Moldau!

Oh... I was hoping I was wrong...

but you're thinking of a choral mixer.

what?

No, oh no... You're talking about the other kind?!

I'm so embarrassed!

She really mixed them up?

She's surprisingly innocent!

A social mixer

is a lowbrow event where outgoing men and women who've never met before

come together to get better acquainted, with the goal of dating.

Oh, I see.

But you know, we are already in high school!

A social mixer could break out at any time,

and we could get caught up in it!

Okay! Today, we're going to do a social mixer practice drill!

Are social mixers like natural disasters now!?

And so, playing along with Sakura-senpai's idea,

we all drew lots to determine our roles.

what do you mean, the referee?!

Does a social mixer need one of those?

I'll be judging your social mixer etiquette.

But she doesn't have any experience with social mixers either...

Okay! Social mixer, start!

Saying "start" doesn't help us much...

Um...Since we're supposed to be people who've never met,

maybe we should introduce ourselves?

Great job! +10 to Botan-chan!

You're scoring that?!

My name is Oohagi Botan.

My special skill is earth splitting.

By earth splitting, you mean...

No, not that.

You didn't mean earthenware?!

My name is Kokonoe Claire.

I play a bit of Stradivarius.

Why don't you just say "violin"?!

I also do tea ceremonies from time to time.

Yohen Tenmoku tea bowls are national treasures!

Why do you always call attention to the fact that you're on a different plane?

Well, I'm...

I've brought you some wasabi octopus!

Right now?! Read the atmosphere, waitress!

If you need anything, please press this button.

Why is that part so realistic?!

What's wasabi octopus?

Once again, I'm Andou Natsuki.

My hobby is...

making felt dolls.

what was I supposed to say?!

I'm Touno Karin.

Lately, I enjoy floral-scented baths.

I'm not very good at studying, but my favorite tea is darjeeling.

She got a high score for that?

But I didn't even understand that last thing she said!

By the way, did you know?

In flower language, the Cosmos flower represents "a maiden's devotion."

What?!

Her Feminine Appeal Level is over nine thousand!

What? You're still dragging up that joke?

Rain seal.

Well, we've finished our introductions.

So now...

what are we...

supposed to do?

I brought more wasabi octopus!

A second wasabi octopus onslaught?!

How desperate is this store to push the wasabi octopus?!

Well, wasabi octopus is the only bar snack I know.

There's a lot of options! Like fried foods!

I didn't think of that!

Time for some service!

Huh?

If you bring up the next topic smoothly, you get a high score!

Make it clear if you're the waitress or the referee!

You both have such lovely outfits.

Where do you usually go shopping?

That's truly incredible score!

Your scoring criteria make no sense!

That kind of inflation makes this feel like a real battle!

Why does that make her so excited?!

Besides, this isn't even a battle!

I usually shop locally, but sometimes I go to Harajuku, too!

Oh, really.

That topic didn't go as far as expected...

I brought some fried wasabi octopus!

Why are you so insistent on wasabi octopus?!

Won't regular old fried chicken will do?!

Oh, I see. That'll do.

It's happening time!

Botan-chan spills a drink and loses points!

What? Random events happen in this, too?

What an explosive drop!

Interesting!

She gets more excited the more digits are added!

She's so easy to read!

I've brought some fried chicken!

Oh...Finally an proper dish.

Put lemon on the fried chicken?

Um... I'll choose "Yes."

The lemon has revealed its true form!

You look closely and see it's not a lemon after all, but a durian!

Will this result in a huge drop of score?!

What the hell!?!

I want to see the manager.

She jumped back into the lead with a complaint!

Social mixers are a complicated thing.

You're just making it up as you go!

It's time to wrap it up!

I'm not sure what's going on, but I'd like to take Karin-san out.

Okay!

She's become quite assertive.

How long do you want your takeout to keep?

Don't try to preserve her with dry ice!

Coming through! Coming through!

Now that you've chosen the one you'd like to take out,

I will announce the final scores!

The winner is... Karin-chan!

Huzzah?

I bestow upon Karin-chan the title of "Social Mixer Goddess!"

Yay?

All right!

Now you'll all know what to do if you're ever caught up in a social mixer.

Miss Waitress.

When do you get off work?

Hey, that's cheating! You can't hit on the waitress!

Sakura-senpai.

I was thinking about it, and a chorus made up of boys

and girls would be a mixed chorus, not a choral mixer.

You couldn't have confused it with a social mixer.

Chorus of shock!

Sakura here!

I heard aye-ayes have extremely long middle fingers

that they use to pull grubs out of tree trunks!

Bet it's useful for picking their noses, too!

Next time, Record 8: Kill the Suspicious Person!

And others, with a sandwich on the side!

Natsuki -30 Karin +120

Wasabi Octopus x8

Rain Seal

ichi gakki ni wa amanjitetano

kurasu no pojishon nigun no ichi

hontou wa watashi yareba dekiru ko

sukoshi namaketa dakedamon

sorya seiseki mo ooru san dashi

gakuen dorama mitaina seishun mo

en mo nai futsuu no onnanoko dakedo

shi

cha

tte

shi

kawarun nara kono natsu

shuugyoushiki no sono kaerimichi

konbini he dasshu shite

te ni totta fasshon shi

kore sae areba watashi no jinsei mo

kawaru hazu

ni gakki debyuu imechen debyuu

yaku hitotsuki no gekiteki bifoo afutaa

datte ahiru no ko mo hakuchou ni naretan dakara

riajuu sengen itta mon gachi

shingakki ni wa iketeru joshi ni natte

zettai wakuwaku suru seishun ouka shite yarundamon

ni gakki debyuu

imechen debyuu

First semester was good enough for me.

I was at the class mean.

I can really do anything if I try.

I just slacked off a little.

My grades were straight-B's

and my life's straight out of a school drama.

Even if I'm an average girl with no relationships,

can I still try my best?

The future me whispers,

"Summer's the time for change."

On the way home, after the closing ceremony,

I dashed to a convenience store

and grabbed a fashion magazine.

As long as I have this my life should

change somehow.

I start second semester with a whole new look.

A dramatic change over about a month.

Even the ugly duckling could become a swan, after all.

I'll be a winner once I can say I'm living the life.

I'll become a popular girl next semester

and celebrate an exciting youth, no matter what.

I start second semester

with a whole new look.

Chronicles of the Going Home Club

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ima shika dekinai koto ga shitai

tanoshima nakucha nani sore ii ne

hajimatteru hajimatteru waku waku days

hajimatteru hajimatteru watashitachi

suki ga kirai de kimete

yokei na mayoi iranai iranai

chaimu kara chaimu made

benkyou wo shitara houkago doushiyou

jugyou chuu ni nagameta mado no soto he to habataku

omoitsuki de ii yatte miyou

ashita ja osoi aidea dasu yo

ima shika dekinai koto ga shitai

tanoshima nakucha nani sore ii ne

hajimatteru hajimatteru waku waku days

hajimatteru hajimatteru watashitachi

I want to do something I can only do now.

Something fun. What's that? Not bad.

These exciting days are just beginning

It's about to begin for us.

Decide if you like it or not.

We don't need any unnecessary indecisions at all.

From one bell to the next.

If I study now, what should I do after school?

I fly out the window towards the scenery I gazed at during class.

If you think of something, then let's do it!

Tomorrow will be too late. I have an idea.

I want to do something I can only do now.

Something fun. What's that? Not bad.

These exciting days are just beginning

It's about to begin for us.

Record 5

The Cuckoo Isn't Singing. It's Just Like a Corpse

One-Eyed Seal

Bam

Deliberation

Cute

What?!

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A type of bird in the Cuculidae family, of the order Cuculiformes. Grows to about 28 centimeters. They often lay eggs in nests of other birds, such as bush warblers, leaving the host to raise the cuckoo's chick. Because of this, they are seen as pests of the bird world. They migrate to Japan around mid-May, leading to much shouting at them to go away.

Cuckoo Bird

Bird Gone Cuckoo

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A bird that is pathetic in every way. It's not especially harmful, but tends to be exterminated.

Yay!

Record 6

Feminine Appeal Overdrive

Boom

Karin

Chronicles of the Going Home Club

Going Home Club Photo Gallery

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Captain! I'm starting my patrol!! -Sakura

Chronicles of the Going Home Club

Boom

Record 7

Social Mixer Training

The Going Home Club Explains:

What is a Social Mixer?

Choral Mixer

Playing the Boys

Playing the Girls

Playing waitress/referee

Parting Rivers

Yohen Tenmoku Tea Bowl

Wasabi Octopus x 4

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Girlish Appeal

Natsuki -30

Wasabi Octopus x8

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Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus

Freebie

Fried Chicken x1

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Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus

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Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus

Botan

Claire

Natsuki

53万 = 53,000

Unexpected Incident

Table, Tako Wasabi, Fried Tako Wasabi

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Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus

Table, Tako Wasabi, Fried Tako Wasabi

Unexpected Incident

Botan Claire

Fried Chicken x1

Put lemon on the fried chicken?

Yes No

Put lemon on the fried chicken?

Yes No

The Lemon has Revealed its True Form!!

Botan +28,000,000 Claire +530,000

Choose who you want to take out!!

Boom

Botan: +6,840,000,000,000 Claire: +89,650,000,000,000

Natsuki:

Karin: +9,200,720, 195,000,000,000

Botan: +∞ Claire: +89,650,000,000,000

Chorus Contest

Mixed Chorus

Choral Mixer

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